So I'm McAwsome, and yes, I am aware that the word 'Awesome' has an 'E' in it. I spelled it incorrectly on purpose, 'cause I guess I'm just cool like that. I am an 18 year old female from the good 'ol US of A, and I'm probably the last person anyone would expect to ever post stories online. I suppose that just goes to show that one should never judge simply on appearance.

But enough about me. Let's discuss my stories (which are awesome by the way, if I do say so myself. AND I DO)

The first story I posted on this site (about 2 years ago) is probably my favorite.

random insanity involved in everyday life. I am aware that all words in the title should have been capitalized, but I've never gone back to fix it. This story is in the Grey's Anatomy category. I find it rather hilarious, and according to the reviews I have received, so do many others. As the story begins, our favorite Grey's character's are all stuck in an elevator. Once they get out, they become the best of friends, and begin an epic adventure involving a some puppies, a couple dead guys, and an evil ferbie bent on world domination.

Next up, also in the Grey's Anatomy category we have

Know Your Stars: Grey's Edition. This is sort of a parody of the old skit from Nickelodeon’s All That. Join that annoying Announcer Guy as he interviews the Grey's Characters, and ignores their answers, ultimately making them look like total buffoons who have no business practicing medicine.

Together In Deadland. What would happen if, after Meredith drowned, Derek, instead of waiting to see what happened, goes off and gets hit by a big truck and dies? He joins Meredith, and several other characters who had previously died on the show in Deadland of course! How will this affect Meredith's decision to live or stay dead? What happens when her mother shows up? I guess you'll just have to read it to find out. Finally finished with this one. Personally I like the ending, but I'm thinking of doing a sequel now that Izzie and George are straddling the line.

When Hobbits Fail. Is probably the strangest crossover I could come up with. When a patient comes into Seattle Grace needing emergency surgery to remove a blockage in his air passage, all hell breaks loose as the interns and several attendings are thrust into a whirlwind adventure that will eventually lead them to join a man who swears that he is Gandalf the Grey on his journey to Mordor the destroy the ring of power.

I've written several other stories in this category, and they are located on the story list below. These are just some of my favorites, that I think you will like.

In the Buffy the Vampire Slayer category, we have

WHERE THE HECK ARE MY SOCKS! A oneshot in which Xander loses his socks.

In the Scooby-Doo category (still my favorite cartoon ever!!)

20 Reasons We Believe the Scooby Gang are Stoners. This is another one of my earlier entry's to this site. Some of friends and I compiled a list or reasons why we think that Scooby-Doo and all of his friends are stoners. (Nothing against scooby-doo, all of us love the show...we were just bored in World Civ.) It is a pretty funny list, and I believe it puts several things in to perspective that you might never have thought of otherwise.

However, the majority of my stories were written for the Harry Potter category.

Most recent we have:

Hogwarts: The Comedic Soap Opera!! Formerly titled:ME and My Oboe. This is sort of a rewrite of about half of the series in the form of a rather humerous soap opera. The story line is basically the same, but with some minor changes: MPreg, imaginary green fairies who like to throw people into big pits, monks, and lots and lots of extra drama. Season One Begins during Harry's fourth year during the Yule Ball, and quickly builds to a tale of two star crossed lovers, a child who is born in a jar, a few really messed up relationships, and more. At one point, Sirius Black appears in drag. During the maze everything goes just the way it should (with the mild exception of an awkward encounter with an angry leprechaun, and Cedric some how losing his pants). At the graveyard however, guess who doesn't die??

Season Two picks up midway through the summer before Harry's fifth year. After watching Magic save their son's life, the Dursley's finally come to accept Harry, and he and Dudley become good friends. Vernon and Petunia head off to America, lose their RV, and befriend some elderly hippies. Amos Diggory calls in an old friend over a marriage they arranged 16 years ago. Basically, everyone goes nuts. It's gonna be hilarious!!

(Who wants to participate in the 'McAwsome is Too Lazy to Summarize Her Own Story Contest!!' I know that this description sucks. If anyone wants to read the story and send me a review or a PM with a better summary than this, I just might display it on my profile! )

Stuck on You. After an accident in potions class, Harry and Draco get stuck together. Hilarity ensures. Not Slash.

Voldemort's Blog. The Dark Lord keeps a blog of his day to day life, posts it online, and then responds to the reviews he recieves from those who actually read it. Is he really as deep and complicated as everyone thinks? His blog says otherwise!

And that's just the beginning. The story list is posted below (or at least it was last time I logged on). Read and enjoy. I'd appreciate any feed back you care to give, so review (I'd make the word purple and have it flash in bright bold letters if i could)!!