Name: Look up, buddy.

Age: Je suis quatorz ans.

Likes: Badminton, money, clear vision, swimming, food, the Internet , watching TV, presents, shopping, writing, shoes, and spring.

Dislikes: Homework, writer's block, being left, lack of money, death. Exceptions apply.

Sex: Uhh, let's just say I don't swing that way...

Nationality: Flip FTW! No duh. How else can I write a Flip fic if I don't know the language, or not one myself? Yeah, 'Flip' is slang for Filipino. Apl.de.ap mah man!

About Me: I'm a Narutard. Totally. Addicted. To. Naruto. I mean, I may not read the manga, but can you really blame me? I don't even think they sell it here in Canada, do they? (Yeah, Xanie, way to keep your location in secret!) I don't see it in the bookstores I usually go to. The farthest they have is volume 27 of THE FIRST PART (Okay, I understand that's the whole of the first part, but the last volume for Part One came out, like, three months ago! Shonen Jump has started publishing the second part already, though, but they only have like six chapters for every month, so it's still pretty slow.) So lame. But even if they did, I probably won't buy it. Shippuden is in the middle already, so I probably wouldn't bother to read it. Unless you give me the whole set of Shippuden so far. I'm online for almost 24/7, and I never, and I mean never, let a day pass without going online, even for five minutes. If I did, that means I'm possessed. I'm very attached to my computer. -hugs computer possessively-

Where to Find Me:

DeviantART: tenshi-no-baka

imeem: Seannie

LiveJournal: metal_tenshi

Friendster: Seannie

Update: August 8th, 2008: Yay-yay, homies! It's 08-08-08! I was going to publish my new collection (which I will update) today, but I realize this website uses Eastern Time, and it's 9:55 pm in here right now, hence, not 08-08-08 anymore. But I am going to publish it in a few weeks or so, so watch out for that. Peace out!

Update: July 23rd, 2008: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE AND DANIEL RADCLIFFE! No one talk to me, unless you want a bitch to rant to you.

Update: July 15th, 2008: INUYASHA IS OVER!! It's so painful, after twelve years... Damn... What's more, it just finished about a month ago (June 16th/17th)! If I hadn't looked it up in Wikipedia, I wouldn't have known! On the bright side, my Inuyasha OTP prevailed (Take THAT, Kikyo-bitch!), and Sango and Miroku had three kids (The first two are twins), so I'm very happy. I'm just disappointed that Rin stayed with Kaede, and not Sesshoumaru, but I gues that's for the better. He brings her gift every now and then anyways (So much for SesshouRin). And the way Sesshoumaru reacted when Kagome called him onii-san was totally hilarious. Onii-chan would've sounded better, but I think if Kagome called him that, instead of just giving her a mean look, Sesshoumaru would kill Kagome on the spot. But still, I'm furious because Inuyasha and Kagome didn't have kids by the end. It's so suckish. But Shippou's "You're a toy," Souta's "Right after high school, she went to get married," Inuyasha's "Go slay the kitsune!", "That had a really nasty ring to it," and "I'm not the only one Kagome is important to, after all," and Kagome's "Onii-saaaan!" made it all a bittersweet memory. Now let me wallow in my own misery.

Update: July 3rd, 2008: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NEJI-CHAN! Yes, yes, kill me if you must. I know it looks like I haven't been on for almost four months, but I was. I just wasn't updating. What with my finals and all, I kinda got sidetracked. Plus, we moved about a month and a half ago, so my fanfiction stuff is still in a box inside my closet because I am now sharing a room with my sister and I have nowhere to put my writing tools and my archives and I can't even write after midnight even if I wanted to so badly because she's asleep and needs just our lamp on, and not our real white light that makes me see normally so I so could not write. Plus, she'd rat me out to my mom. So here I am, terribly sorry and terribly agonized because I couldn't write, and my parents are looking over my shoulder nonchalanty(which makes it all the more obvious, since they try to do it so subtly more than five times a night) constantly, trying to figure out why the hell I'm always on the computer but never on MySpace. Like hell they'd understand I love reading fanfiction about a series they absolutely mock.

Update: March 20th, 2008: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERENA! Alphadogs? Update? What Alphadogs? What update? What Alphadogs update? It's the first day of spring people, get over it!

Update: March 9th, 2008: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TENTEN-CHAN! Hey peoples! Nuthin', I'mma just passing by to say... Why the heck are there so many hits but there are like, oh, I don't know... ZERO reviews? How screwed up is that? That hurts, man... Hurts my pride... D:

Update: March 4th, 2008: Elow! -dodges flying rotten apples- Okay, okay, I promise I can update in Spring Break! I only have a couple paragraphs to go, which are just the closing paragraphs for the chappy. Then I'm just going to type it up, then tada! Be patient, onegai? But the real reaon I updated this section was that to say that I'm available for beta-reading starting next week. Just not this week, coz I'm part of the school play's crew, and we have to be there earlier than the actors to set up and such. And the play goes on for three nights, so yeah. Busy busy me! Anyways, I'll be available real soon, I guess. See yah guys:D

Update: February 26th, 2008: Youch. I added a few things to my chapter 4 for Alphadogs (Yes, I finally brought it to school so I can work on it while I'm in Math), but I still hadn't finished the chappy! I'm planning on introducing... Wait, never mind. I won't tell. My lips are zipped shut. Anyways, just wait, I'll update by Spring Break or so, I promise. D:

Update: February 22nd, 2008: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RANA-NEESAN! One more year and you're already eligible to drink legally! WOOT!

As for Alphadogs... Please don't kill me. I'll try really really hard to finish the chapter and update during Spring Break, but as of now, no can do. As I said, I missed two weeks of school, so I had to catch up. I have a Socials Studies project due on Tuesday, I have Course Planning on Tuesday as well, and I have Science on Monday wherein I have the tendency to drop to like, to an 80 from my 102 from the first term. So, I'm on Panic right now. I think I might even push the Panic! button anytime soon... Forgive me, onegai?

Update: February 12th, 2008: ONE YEAR ON FF.NET! Hell yeah, that's right! This account's officially one year old! Hmm... Maybe I should start writing for Alphadogs again...

Update: February 9th, 2008: BELATED HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, MINNA-SAN! Yeah, I know it's like, two dayslate, but atleast I remembered! Sort of... I wish I could've seen Yuki-kun and Kagura-chan's dance at the New Yearr's banquet, though... That would be so cool!

Note: TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY! (Wish I could say the same for the other one, though...)

Update: Februaruy 5th, 2008: BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SONIA! Anyways... Uhh, minna-san, please don't kill me. I've kinda been undergoing some crises, so I wasn't able to write anything for the past... month? Gosh, I do hope I could start writing soon! Now to find that plot bunny...

Note: Now I know what he feels, but I'd rather not tell the whole world about it... Aaaaagh! Why the hell do I keep on torturing myself by reading romantic stories with happy endings that make you wan to be in the main characters' -ahemNejiandTentenahem- places! Huh? Huh?

Update: January 23rd, 2008: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHINO-KUN! WE WON! WE WON, WE WON, WE WON! I'm talking (erm...yelling, more like it) about our Indoor Track Meet for school today. I'm in Green House, and we won! Too bad he's in Gold House though, so I can't really celebrate with him. . . But on the bright side, I can tease him! Woohoo! Let's go, Celtics, let's go! Let's go, Celtics, let's go! Go GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Why does everyone tell us we look good together! That only puts my hopes up even more! I don't even know what he feels for me, why should I think we 'look good together'? I want us tobe together so bad, yeah, but I have no idea if that's ever going to happen! He thinks I think of him only as a brother, but I'm still in denial that I do like him. Like, like him, like him. Gaaaaaah!

Update: January 20th, 2008: BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GAARA-CHAN! Yes, it was Gaara's birthday yesterday! I had to greet him, he might keep a grudge on me -winces-. Anyways, yes, I AM back in Canada, and well, even if I AM a bit sad to leave my grandma and my kalog na pinsans, I'm still happy to be back. Plus, I get to see my friends again tomorrow! Huzzah!

Update: January 8th, 2008: Wow. My first entry of the new year. Sorry I wasn't able to greet you, minna, but as you know, I was on the plane the whole day, so yeah. Anyways, you'll be happy to hear that one page of my intros for Juurou no Michiko are done. -dodges flying molten ice cream- Well, I know I said more, but the people I sat with in the plane were seriously creepy, and I can't move a lot, so I had a pretty hard time. And okay, excuses aside, I got lazy. Gomen!

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Some Random Stuff. . .

The Demented Version of Barney's I Love You Song!

I hate you, you hate me!

We're one demented family!

With a great gunshot,

And a hole right through his head,

Hahaha, now Barney's dead!

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Quotes

"Lucky pole." - Kiba, Karaoke NARU STYLE!,by XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX

“So... can you move?”

“Usuratonkachi.”

“I’ll take that as a yes.”

“I’m going to castrate you.”

“I know, I know. I’ll protect my balls in my sleep.”

"You won't have fingers to perform jutsus when I'm finished mutilating your corpse.” - Naruto and Sasuke, Lace, by Chu-leh

"And he belonged to Sakura like she belonged to him and like they belonged to Naruto, and Naruto belonged to ramen. It was just the way the world worked." - Flipped, by Epiff Annie

“Hey Tenten, wanna get married?”

“I’ll marry you when you deflate your fat ego and properly propose to me." - Neji and Tenten, Culinary Love, by Serenity Silence

"A dictator is still a leader. I’ll control everyone with my evil glare…I’m not going to laugh evilly, that’s so clichéd." - Gaara, College Applications for the Naruto World by NinjaPower

"I hope you're not an idiot so I don’t have to explain this in entire depth…I look like a panda with red hair. That is all." - Gaara, College Applications for the Naruto World by NinjaPower

“We cannot deny fate any longer, Tenten. Now, strip.” - Neji, Urges, by FallenAngel92

"I'm sorry, baby, but I thought you knew." - Neji, Over the Wall, by SnowNight

"Gosh, Neji, maybe because you were horny and I was here, waiting to jump you?!" - Tenten, Over the Wall, by SnowNight

"Can we cuddle now?" - Neji, Over the Wall, by SnowNight

"Bitch and proud of it." - Hanabi, Be Little!, by Straw Hat Shirayuki

"I look like a deranged woman. I have bed head."

"Yeah, and you're as sexy as hell."

"And you're about to go to hell." - Sakura, Sasuke, and Sakura's dad, My dirty Little Secret by Blowing Wind

"Well, now we know what to do next time I couldn't manage a spell. . . Threaten me with a dragon." - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

(Referring to Naruto) "He's so far out of the loop, he doesn't even know there is a loop." - Shikamaru Nara, Naruto

"Soy jerky. Soy jerky? Hell no." - me

"Chocolate soy milk?" - Bobby, a guy in my Science class

"Life lessons from Ms. Frizzle: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" - Ms. Frizzle

"The sound of listening? . . . Yyyeah, you would never hear that in here." - me

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door."

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Ideas I Have and Most Likely Will Write -- Proof I didn't plagiarize and hopefully, nobody will either. Updated August 12, 2007

Upside-down -- Pure humour, maybe tiny bit of romance, don't know yet. Naruto wakes up to find everything jumbled up. Can't describe any more, might give the whole plot away.

Ninspray -- Shinobi version of Hairspray. 'Nuff said.

Parental Guidance -- NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, InoShika and possible KakaAnko. Humour, romance. Kakashi gives the gang an important assignment, which they cannot fail whatsoever. "Stupid, stupid, stupid thing! Why does Kakashi-sensei have to be so demented anyway? If he wasn't this screwed up, we wouldn't have to do this friggin' project!"

Stepsiblings in Love -- NejiTen, possible other pairings. Romance, most likely humour. Objectice Omniscient, 3rd person PoV. They totally hate each other but. . . What the fuck? Their parents are going to get married? To each other, no less! Now what do they do"Let us do the trust exercise!" (Neji lets tenten fall on her butt) "Mooom! See? See! He hates me, I hate him! We can't live together! No offense, Hizashi-san."

Madness Trilogy: Canadian, American and Philippine Madness -- SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, InoShika. Romance, humour, adventure. The gang travels to three different countries. They go to different places, with the guys as. . . Who else? Their rides.

What'd I Do Now? -- InoShikaTema -coughInoShikacough-. Romance, drama. Inspired by Corbin Bleu's music video for "Deal With It". It seems I have an attraction to writing songfics, but I never read any. Meh.

Neji in. . . Wonderland! -- Slight NejiTen and SasuSaku. Pure humour, tiny hint of romance. What if Neji follows the bunny to Wonderland, just like Alice? Will, he ever come back out? Will chaos ensue again if he beats the Queen of Hearts -cough Tenten cough- in target practice, or will she fall for him instead"Damn, that Queen was a great kisser." -hint hint- "Hey bunny, wanna go out with me?" "Why would I want to go out with a cat that disappears? That's like a metaphor you don't want any commitment!"

Skate Blades -- SasuSaku, NejiTen, InoShika, NaruHina, KonoHana, ChouAya, and TsuJiOro. Romance, humour, possibly drama. Sakura's a figure skater, Sasuke's a hockey star. Will there be warm fluff on ice, or will everything be ice-cold instead? What if Sasuke's team's rivals give him a big break? WIll he betray them, or will he stick to his friends, and possibly, lover?

Multiple Choice -- NejiTen, SasuSaku, InoShika, NaruHina OR KibaHina. Romance, pure fluff. A game in which you answer by kissing? Game on!

Forbidden Boat Ride -- SasuSaku, might add slight pairings. Romance, drama. Forbidden lovers. Princess to knight. Will they make it?

Studying? Yeah Right -- SasuSaku. Romance, pure fluff. Might merge with next three potential drabbles. AU, high school. Study session for a bid test tomorrow? Yeah, right. I bet they're making out right now.

Training in the Dark -- NaruHina. Romance, pure fluff. Night training. Confession by Naruto, actually serious. Do you think Hinata-chan would faint this time?

Concentration -- NaruHina. Romance, pure fluff. Study session. Scrolls, notes, brushes and ink everywhere. Hinata's sitting in between Naruto's legs, will he be able to concentrate? Better yet, will both of them be able to concentrate? Watch out, guys, we don't want you to fail!

Swings -- NejiTen. Romance, pure fluff. A confession by Neji makes Tenten fall off her swing. Don't worry, Tenten, if an ice cube will confess to anyone, I'm sure they would probably faint too.

Because! -- SasuSakuSai -cough SasuSaku cough-, might have additional slight pairings. Romance, drama. Based from the movie "Because I Said So". Sai's Jason, Sakura's Milly, and of course, Sasuke's the hot Johnny. 'Nuff said.

Bridezilla Ino! -- InoShika, slighr SasuSaku, NejiTen and NaruHina. Romance, humour. Ino's as bossy as ever, and she's turning into a Bridezilla! What would Shikamaru, her fiancee do? Obviously, nothing. He wouldn't want to get pummeled to a smooth pulp, now, would he?

Yeah, I'm Jealous! -- NejiTenOC, KibaHinaNaru, InoShikaTema, SasuSakuOC. Multichapter. Subjective Main. Victor's (yeah, the person who gets together with the one in between--I think you people have an idea who, ne?) PoV. Oblivious-but-obvious-to-practically-everyone-else hidden love, plus oblivious open flirting equals violence multiplied by jealousy. Chaos. Romance. Algebra. Take your pick. I pick Algebra. Inspired by Jesse McCartney's "Just So You Know" music video, and well, of course, the song.

Boys, Can I Have My Angels Back? -- SasuSaku, NejiTen, InoShika, NaruHinaKiba. Our boys are bad, so they need attitude change. Now, who would be brave enough to stand up to the toughest guys in the neighborhood? Our girls, of course! Thing is, they're angels, and they know it. Only, they don't believe it. Thing is, they fell in love with each other. What would happen if God needs his angels back for another attitude change mission? That involves new guys, that they have the potential to fall in love with too? Ai-yay-yay.

For Real -- Pure InoShika. Romance, drama.A friendship that took forever to build. A kiss, and it goes downhill. And seriously, what the heck does Temari and Tayuya have to do with this?

Wake Up -- NejiTen. Might have implied SasuSaku, NaruHina and InoShika. Objective Omniscient. 3rd person PoV. Inspired and based on the Futurama episode 'The Sting'. Tenten is the cause of Neji's 'death', and obviously, she feels guilty. She keeps on hallucinating, imagining that Neji is still alive, but everytime they interact, he tells her to wake up. Is Tenten's mind just really playing with her heart, or is Neji really alive? I have no idea.

Ongoing Fanfics

Alphadogs -- SasuSaku, slight NejiTen, InoShika and NaruHina but pairings may change. Romance, drama. It was a time when gangs clash, but what if the two top gangs merge instead? Would they set a good example and stop this whole gang rivalry thing? It would be hard, but why not? After all, matchmaking's easy, right? Right? But what if the leaders, or as they are called, alphadogs, of each gang wouldn't budge and neither wants to back down from their position? It's not as easy afterall, huh, Kakashi, Anko, Kurenai, Asuma, Gai?

Voluntary Chaos -- SasuHana, NaruHina, ItaSaku, NejiTen, KibaIno, TemaShika, GenShi, TsuJi, KakaAnko, HayateYugao, AsuKu, GaiOC. Objective Omniscient. 3rd person PoV. The gang is given a mission to 'volunteer' in the Academy's Konoha Family program. . . By being camp leaders! Okay, babysitters. All the kids are around 4 or 5 years old. Monstrosity. Complete monstrosity. That what those ANBU brats are. They're chaos on feet. (Yeah, I know, chock-cull of crack pairings, but really, it works. If you want regular pairings, PM me. I'm planning on making a version with normal pairings, but if nobody confirms that they want me to, then I'll put it on hold. If anybody tells me they want me to make the other version, then I'll do so, happily.)

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Favourite Pairings

Naruto:

NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, KibaHina, InoShika, TemaShika, SasuHanabi, KibaSaku, KakaSaku, ItaSaku, KibaIno, KakaAnko

Cardcaptor Sakura:

SakuSyao, ToyaYuki, ToyaNakuru/Ruby Moon, TomoyoEriol

Latest Buzz:

RebeccaNoah, AmandaWilder, AmandaMichael, Mr.SheperdDJ

Zoey 101:

ZoeyChase, DanaLogan, QuinnLogan (Long live the dysfunctional couple!)

Life With Derek:

Dasey, LizzieEdwin

Camp Rock:

Smitchie

Chobits:

ShinboShimizu, HidekiChi, MinoruYuzuki

Black Cat:

TrainRins, SvenEve

D.Gray-man:

KomuiLenalee (yes, I am sick), KandaAllen, LaviAllen (RESUKA AKARII pushed me into it), KandaLenalee

Fruits Basket:

YukiTohru, HaruRin, KisaHiro, KyouKagura, ShigureAkito

Case Closed/Detective Conan:

RanShinichi, ConanAyumi

Ceres: Celestial Legend:

AyaTouya, AyaYuhi

InuYasha:

InuKago (Kikyo must DIE! Stupid miko wouldn't leave them alone...She DID die! Yessss!), MirokuSango, SesshoRin

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