~Welcome To The Den Of YaoiRocks~

Why heylooo everyone, how are you today?

Well...if you can't guess my one favourite love...YAOI XD

Other loves: Well I do have a life as well xD I am a college student that hopefully will be going to University next year! Hmm...I also love reading, though I tend to find that its getting harder to find really good fics nowadays Dx -sighs- but anyways people...I also LOVE relentless X3 for those people who don't know what they is...it's an energy drink ; sooooo yummeh! You should try it! Better then Red Bull xD

EcchiDreams: I help run a RolePlaying site called www.ecchidreams.com. This is an 18+ site due to it's mature nature. Hentai, Yaoi and Yuri accepted, so if you love role playing then sign up. If you have any further enquries, please PM me and I will answer as soon as I can, I usually check my email everyday so my answers are usually prompt. Thank you.

Hates: I hate people that are stuck up, selfish and arrogent. I hate females that think their pretty when they are not- they make me feel sick. I also hate that some Japanese characters names are the wrong way. for example. Naruto- some people say Naruto Uzumaki. That, to me, doesn't sound right. It is much better as Uzumaki Naruto, doesn't it sound better? Hmm...what else don't I like?? o.o I dunno xD ahh...ah wells...I suppose if I did this huge list you would get REALLY bored xD but yeah...xD

Now, what else can I say? hmmm...

Name: ...Neptune, or Ya-chan. If you're really that curious, just ask. I really do prefer 'Neptune', as it is the nickname my Fiancé gave me

Age: 18

Sex: Female...if you really cannot guess...

Birthday: 23rd May

Bloodtype: o.O hell If I know

Relationship status: Engaged!! X3

Weight: ...am not saying

Height: 5ft2

Hair: Light blonde

Eyes: BLUE!! X3 though can turn a grey-ish colour depending on my mood

Zodiac: Gemini

Personality: Hmm, what can I say? I am a reserved person, who rarely opens up to other people. I don't trust people that easily as in most cases my trust has been misplaced and well, been stabbed in the back to make a long story short. I've learned that lesson so I only trust people who really prove that they are trust worthy. But, I do love making friends. It's always nice to have people talk to me. If you do wish to contact me, please feel free to PM me. I have msn as well. I'm not the happiest person in the world, but really, who is? I am prone to depression and 'emo' moments, although I rarely do show these to other people as I just prefer just sitting and thinking on my own. I am also a very absent minded person. I will sit there and just stare into space, sometimes it could be for like, an hour, lmao. My mind just...disappears...to a Yaoi infested planet...I wish xD.

Well...on to the more interesting bits now .

Some of the pairings that I prefer (Seme/Uke)

SASODEI XD sorry~ my current fav X3

Mad/TobiDei (well...Tobi is Madara...so...Deidei ish UKE! And they make such a kawaii pairing~ X3 )

ItaxNaru (well thats just mega hawt XP)

SasuxNaru (Well...i've kinda gone off this pairing now...a little overdone in my opinion.)

GaaxNaru (Red heads and blondes XP made for each other...like sasodei XD)

NejixNaru (Tis kawaii!)

KakaxIru (XD yeah...side pairing though...never main ; )

NejixShika (Yeah...side pairing XD)

NejixGaa (Again...side pairing...)

ItaxDei ( X3 not as good as sasodei...but I like it...especially when its a sasunaru story XD then Deidara would go well with Itachi X3 )

and some other yaoi pairings. I only like pairings with Naru-chan if he is the Uke, for some reason I can never picture him as a seme...He's to innocent and oh so kawaii!!

Pairings I loath...

SasuxSaku (talk about never happening)

NaruxSaku (Ew, I feel like throwing up...)

ItaxSaku (How on earth can people like that!! That is...ew ew ew ew EW! Make me sick!!)

ItaxSasu (Yes, I know I like Yaoi, but incest is just wrong)

SasuxDei (o.o...just...ugh . )

NarxHina ( -shrugs- Hinata's a wimp...)

Thanks for reading, hope you like my fics!!

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The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget (This is brilliant, I read this on Daggets profile and thought damn I agree)

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.

Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, P

LEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

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Quote of the week!

Me~ Yaoi smut writer (Lawlz~) : "This Comment Is Rude And Offensive."

Insult of the day!!

When You Wear A Yellow Coat, People Call Out "Cab!"

A little quote I made up X3

To truely know someone you must take apart their mind and analyse every aspect of it but you always miss something...even if it's something small it will mean a lot...so can you truely know someone?

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Co-Authors:

XKhaalidaX (Lost contact though)

DarkMican (Writing Hensetsu izen Ai for her.)

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~YaoiRocks~

~Peace Out And Yaoi For All~