| Queen of Pascalities |
Author has written 22 stories for Naruto. (Insert good salutation here). Should I understand from the fact that I'm not getting any feedback that I should delete T O U R because it's not good? If that's what it means, I'll do it, but I'd really rather people tell me what's wrong with it, so I can fix it. Story previews 5. Bounty Hunter. - SasuSaku - Rated M for language - AU - OOC - Sasuke rescues an apparently defenseless girl. She turns out to be stronger and even scarier than he thought. 8. The Seven Witnesses. - SasuSaku - She has to protect him. He doesn't want to be protected by her. 9. Fright at First Sight. - GaaraMatsuri - Oneshot - Matsuri's P.O.V - I would have loved to say it was love at first sight for Gaara and me, but it wasn't. Although, him being my first love and me being his is quite enough for me. 10. 142. - SasuSaku - Drama - Undecided Ending - AU - Rated T - Sasuke is 16. Sakura is 16. Sasuke is quiet. Sakura talks a lot. Sasuke has a boring life. Sakura has a moving life. Sasuke is handsome. Sakura is fat. Sasuke is popular. Sakura is lonely. Sasuke takes bus 142. Sakura takes bus 142. Sasuke is healthy. Sakura is deadly sick. 11. Chronicles of a Compulsive Liar. - SasuSaku - AU - Slight OOC - Sakura's P.O.V. - Rated T - Idea from oxsasusaku4evaxo - I'm a liar. A big, fat liar. Okay, I'm not fat. But I'm still a liar. I know it. Believe me. Actually, don't. I'm a liar, aren't I? There's only one guy I can't lie to, and he pisses me off like no one ever before. 12. Bloody Problem. - (kinda)SasuSaku(ish) - Oneshot - Rated T - Sasuke's blood senses are tingling. Sakura's having her period. Naruto seems to know something Sasuke doesn't. 21. The Food of Life. -lots of pairings - AU - Rated T - Follow the lives of ten newcomers and their two mentors in the inner-workings of a very chic restaurant. 23. The Photograph. - AU - SasuSaku - Rated T - History often repeats itself. The Uchihas have the photograph to prove it. 24. (No title) - AU - SasuSaku - Rated T - All that Uchiha Sasuke wanted was to impress his soon-to-be father-in-law (who happens to be his boss) by throwing the best engagement party there has ever been. All that Haruno Sakura wanted was to be a renowned cook and prepare dishes and cocktails for the most important people on the planet. On the bright side, they get what they want. But we all know Murphy's law; What can go wrong, will go wrong. Q o P Name: I think you can figure it out. Age: I was born in September 1992. Do the math. From: Québec, Canada. To: Europe. Someday. What I like: Music, soccer, food, to draw, to read, to sing, to dance, to act, to annoy the holy frying pan out of my 20-year-old sister, play piano, play concert flute (the one you hold on your right side), school (surprisingly), my friends, my cat plushie, to travel (especially by plane), Canada, England, Japan, animes, mangas, to swim, cinema( including watching movies, making movies and studying movies). My favourite music artists: Mcfly, The Beatles, Weezer, Paramore, Pink Floyd, The Who, Green Day, Boys Like Girls, Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, Bowling For Soup, Avril Lavigne, P!nk, My Chemical Romance. I also like movie soundtracks. My favourite composers are John Williams, Harry Gregson-Williams, Howard Shore and James Horner. What I read and watch: Naruto, Monster, D.Gray-Man, Spice and Wolf. Humor, Romance, Angst, Drama, Friendship, Parody, Hurt/Comforting, fluff. Het (75 percent), Yaoi (25 percent). Any rating. Well written stories with well written summaries. OOC (sometimes), AU (when they're good). Other stuff about me: I'm 5'7'', I have dyed-red, very curly hair (that I straighten sometimes), blue eyes, I wear glasses, I love to wear my pajamas. Ido a lot of photomanip on Photoshop. Ifyou want to see some of the stuff I've done, go check it out on DeviantART. I think Gaara and Lee should have a baby together. Preferably a boy. I mean, he would be perfect! I cry at the worst possible times and. Music can make me cry. I know every song of the Lion King by heart. When I turned 13, I was named Miss Teenage Provolone among my highly Italian mother-side family. Yes, my title is a cheese name. Every girl who turns 13 on my mom's side is named Miss Teenage Cheesename. Don't laugh. My sister was Gouda. I always wear Converse shoes. I am obsessed with England and I dream of backpacking my way through it with three of my friends in a few years. I consider my hoodie as my boyfriend. His name is Jones Springsteen. I have a new laptop named Harry and he's awe-to-the-some. My mottos: Hakuna Matata. If you can't fix it with ducktape, you haven't used enough. Favourite quotes: " I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar." "Smile. It confuses people." "For a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic." " Troublesome." ""My dog Pogo?" "Run over by a carriage." "My goldfish Goldie?" "Eaten by the cat." "My cat?" "Choked on the goldfish."" "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "When Raven is around, run. When Raven is breathing, run. When Raven is awake, run. When Raven is peacefully sleeping in his pink bunny pyjamas, laugh, blame it on Sain, then run." "Nirvana = Becoming one. WITH RUSSIA." "My sanitary paper is Leeron." "Like a sick nothing, we're all gonna get pregnant." "Upper's risky pogo dance." Girl Talk Narutard Quiz 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? - Kotetsu and Izumo, Kakashi, Itachi. And then the rest of them. Because they're all my favourites. 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? - SasuSaku, ShikaTema, LeeGaara, NaruHina and KibaKankuro. 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? - It depends on the yaoi pairing. And I'm not really into hentai. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? -No, but I want to have a Chuunin jacket, like Kakashi, and Kotetsu, and Izumo, and Shikamaru, and pretty much any other Chuunin or Jounin in the series. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: - Many posters, stickers, a forehead-protector, books, pins. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? - Nah. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? - NaruHina. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? - SasuSaku 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? - Team 7, because the conflicts in that team are quite fascinating, but Team Gai is cool too. 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi= Obito) - Maybe. I actually think Madara is using Obito's body as a container for his soul (or whatever it is) but Obito's really dead. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? - It's not a theory anymore. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?- Itachi. 'Cause he's badass. And the most amazing big brother. 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? - Pro-Sasuke. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden, and fillers?) - Yup. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? - Yes. 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? - Nah. If he did, he would have been sidetracked in a lot of his speeches throughout the series. 17. Sub or dub? - Sub. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? - Pro-Sakura. 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? - Funny. 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? - Yes. He's Madara's desguise so that nobody knows he's the actual leader of Akatsuki. He's also Deidara's partner for a while, until Deidara dies, which is when he stops being Tobi and embraces his being Madara. 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? - Ugly beast and sexy nerd. 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? - Haku. Duh. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? - Awesome. 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? - Nagato. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? - Yes. 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? - Yes. 27. Do you like lemons? - Sometimes, when they're well-written. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? - They know about about the story, but they probably don't remember the names. Or the faces. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? - Yeah. Hilarious. Really. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? -Yeah, they're funny. 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? - Yes. Two people. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? - Not at school, but during summer camp. That person became one of my best friends. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? - Not at all. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? - Nope. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? - Not really. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? - Nah. We know who's the fake leader and who's the real leader, and none of them is the Yondaime. 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? - Yes, but I haven't posted anything. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? - It doesn't strike me as sexy, no. I'm not really fond of lipstick on men, and the hair and wings are a bit too weird for me. But he's still kind of badass. I think he's cooler when not in curse seal mode. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? - I have quite a few, but I never use them. I might someday. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? - Not as much as I thought it had. Q o P Pour les Français qui prendront le temps de lire mon profil jusqu'à la fin, bonjour! Si vous êtes arrivés jusqu'ici, c'est que vous avez compris ce que je disais dans mon profil, alors je ne traduirai pas. Je vais peut-être écrire un fanfic en français un jour, mais je ne suis pas sûre encore. Je ne sacre qu'en anglais, soit dit en passant, et j'écris comme j'écrirais sur MSN. J'essaie de faire le moins de fautes possible et je ne lirai aucun fanfic qui en a trop. Vous pouvez aussi m'appeler QoP ou Votre Majesté, mais si un jour vous voulez m'appeler par mon vrai nom, c'est Pascale. Paaaaa. Scaaaaaaa. Leeeeeee. Pas Pâscale. Pas Poscale. Pas Pascal. C'est un nom de gars, c'est affreux. Pascale. Déjà que je n'aime pas mon nom, ne l'empirez pas. Merci. | |||||||
1. T O U R reviewsBoys are rude, disgusting and slobby morons. And I get to spend every waking moment with four of those. Oh, the joy. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-30-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.2. misguided ghosts reviewsCause I'm just one of those ghosts, traveling endlessly. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.3. Prom: The Sequel reviewsI’m surrounded by the people I missed the most this past year and I’m bawling. Oneshot. Revised.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-7-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete4. Date reviewsI'm not asking you for life-long commitment, Sasuke. Just a date. SasuSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-20-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete5. Everything's Fine reviewsLie to me. Tell me everything's fine. SasuSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-19-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.6. A Walk To Remember » reviewsWhen Sakura and Sasuke meet two years after the encounter in Orochimaru's lair and travel back to Konoha together, insults, chakra enhanced punches, clothes and sparks fly... [SasuSaku][Major OOC][Rated M for a good reason]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,008 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 7-13-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.7. The Photograph » reviewsHistory often repeats itself. Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto have the photograph to prove it. SasuSaku eventually. AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 10-13-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.8. Prom » reviewsIt’s the first time I ever attend this kind of event and I’m actually going to be put completely upfront. I want to puke. Must. Find. Bathroom. SasuSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 2-9-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete9. France » reviewsDear Diary, I am officially second personal assistant to the Japanese ambassador in France and tomorrow, I am moving to Paris. Alone and underage. Haruno Sakura signing out. SasuSaku. ON HIATUS.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 8-22-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.10. Band Camp reviewsTwo weeks in a band camp can change anyone's life. Sakura already knows it. But what happens when what she expected takes a rather unexpected turn? SasuSaku. ON HIATUS.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 8-22-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.11. Ponderations of a Fangirl reviewsSasuSaku. Oneshot. AU. Why Sasuke never dated anyone.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-9-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete12. Fusili à la Sasuke reviewsThere, among the perfect noodles, the perfect sauce and the perfect cheese, right in the most delicious-looking part of my bowl, was Uchiha Sasuke’s face. SasuSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-28-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. Unknown To All reviewsBecause, unknown to all, every night, before going home, she would go see Sasuke in his cell. SasuSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-12-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. Chasing Cars reviewsIf you want to find "the" guy, try to find the best song in that jukebox and then find the one guy that can relate to it. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Cheesy ending.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-20-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. Weather Forecast reviewsStill, I'm grateful I get to have my own personal weather forecast, even if it sucks. SasuSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-16-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. All I Have Come Up With reviewsYou're mad at her. She was not supposed to die before you ever did. You're mad at her but you don't hate her. SasuSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete17. Confession of the Heart reviewsWhen he saw the little girl again, he did just what any six-year-old little boy would have done. SasuSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-17-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete18. Her Window reviewsSasuSaku Oneshot Because every night, she left her window open.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-11-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. The Yellow PolkaDot Bikini reviewsSasuSaku Minor OOC Oneshot Songfic It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini that she wore for the first time today.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-3-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete20. Name reviewsNejiTenten OOC Tenten doesn't have a last name. Neji didn't know it bothered her so much. "Who'd have thought women could be so scary?"Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-15-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete21. Nobody Knows reviewsSasuSaku Oneshot Sequel to Way Back It's been two years since Sasuke came back to the village and still, nobody knows. "Wait, you're pregnant!"Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-26-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete22. Way Back reviewsSasuke found his way back. [Major OOC] Read the Author's Note before reading, it might be useful to maybe start to probably begin to understand why I wrote this.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-8-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete