Um, hi! (Shifts nervously from foot to foot) What's up? Um. (In a rush) IjustsignedupsoIcouldgetalookatoneofmyfriend'sworkandleavecommentsandallthatstuffIhavenoideaifI'lleversubmitanythinghere! (Eyes dart around nervously) Um, what else was I going to say? Uh, I'm Canadian, I've traveled around a lot, I read a ginormous amount of fantasy, enjoy humor, and like tie-dye a lot. Oh yeah, I'm a MAJOR Yugioh and Yugioh GX fan, and I love Pirates of the Carebian (even if I can't spell it correctly), and Terry Pratchett is my favorite author. That's all I can think of, bye. (Sits back on chair, running hands through hair. Looks up at screen agian.) Why are you still here? The blurbs over! (Sits around some more) Honestly it's finished! (Stares at screen. Nervous tic develops under left eye) I can't take it any more! AAAAAAAAA! (Runs screaming from room)

Wow! People are READING my stuff! This is so COOL!

Um, sorry, everyone who's reading my Yugioh and GX crossover, I'm being held captive by an original story that's really good, so I probably won't be able to get Chapter 5 to you guys for awhile.

Note: To anyone reading my GX crossover. I'm only 'stealing' stuff that isn't a major part of the character. (I'll have you note I gave Chazz's jacket back, and Seto will also receive his coat again in my next installment.) So, here are my views on what I am and am not willing to send; shirts: fine (characters have lots of shirts, I can simply dematerialize them from the character's bureau to you), jeans/boxers: fine (same reason as the shirts, though I might strip Joey of his in the stadium, for fun. : )! (The jeans, not the boxers)) Socks: fine, though why ya'd want 'em I don't want to know, shoes: fine. Things I won't send: specific coats like one of Kaiba's or say Jaden's blazer, specific objects of value to that characters such as a certain charm or card or whatever, and the characters themselves ('cause I need 'em for my story). If you absolutely REQUIRE a specific object or something from a certain character or else your fangirl heart will break (and I am a fangirl, I did borrow Chazz's coat), look up 'Attack of the Fan Girls' by Agent Malkere, she's doing far broader requests than me (and the story is soooo good and INCREDIBLY hilarious. Even if ya don't want to mob you're favorite character, check it out!)

Further note: I'll send anything you want of Weevil, I don't like him. This includes dismembered body parts.

Hi! Um, just to let anyone who reads my stuff and checks this profile out, I'm having a problem w/ fanfic.net at the moment. It won't let me upload any documents. I Have no clue as to why this is. However, once I'm allowed to upload stuff again, I've got a new fic I'm working on, so you can all look forward to reading it!

Mwahahaha! SUCCESS! (victory dance around room. is cut short when younger sibling threatens the writer with frying pan.) I FINALLY was able to upload the first chapter of my new story! It's called Kaiba Cat, and (sur-prise!) it's also Yugioh. Please read and review. (But don't flame - flames give me heat rashes something nasty.)

Hiya! Guess what? My MUSES have shown up, and they're helping me with my reviews and author's notes! How cool is that?

Hi, everyone! An update on my muses - two of them have developed personalities and titles! The first one is my undead muse and the other is Symbols! Here are their profiles:

undead muse: grey-green skin; REALLY perky at ALL times. Highly interested in all forms of face-to-face combat (both armed and unarmed) and all things girls (make-overs, nail polish, doing each others' hair, gossiping about boys, etc.) She has been known to challenge other muses to a have a fight and then do each others' make-up in the same breath. She is very strange. I believe she has issues - other muses have recommended psychiatrists for her.

Symbols: Just arrived yesterday. Communicates only in the little faces that us fanfickers make out of keyboard symbols (hence her name) such as :) (smiley face) ;) (wink) and such. I will translate for her if she makes an appearence in an AN or a review!

WOOT! I'm updating my profile again! This is a note to anyone who reads my fics: Reading my author's notes is important! I don't just put excuses as to why I haven't updated recently in them. They can also contain information about things I put in my fics, explanations, and humorous interludes where I make a fool of myself and/or my muses decide I need their help to get back on track. You don't have to read the entirety of my ANs, but skimming them is a good idea. Thank you for your attention!