24/10-09

CHALLENGE!

I challenge anybody to write a Harry Potter story where Harry ends up in a relationship with either Fabian or Gideon Prewett or both! Time Travel or dimension hopping should most likely be included! There are literally NO good character stories with Molly's twin brothers. It's a true shame!

02/09-09:

Hi! Been a good while. I'm currently on an German course attending the University of Kiel. There is NO internet connection at the student dormitories I am staying at, so there isn't any hope of being able to publish or even read anything at all!! This is all I have time to publish so far.

Hoping to see you all again when I get situated at the University at Potsdam in the beginning of October... hopefully there is more of a connection there to the outside world!! DAmn, it I miss you all the time!

31/07-09:

Happy 29th birthday, Harry!
Have a good one! With lot of sweaty monkey sex with Sev and Harry!

Cheers!

03/06-09:

Exams are finally over and I'm enjoying my summer vacation here in Tokyo, Japan!! Finally have time to complete writing!

Cheers!

18-04-09:

By the pricking of my thumbs,

something wicked this way comes!!

28/3-09:

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

17/1-08

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELPIN!!
Your muffins will one day rule the world!!

Cheers!

24/12-08:

Merry Christmas everybody!! Promise I'll start writing again after New Years.

Cheers!

6/12-08:

Hey guys I am terribly sorry!! My labtop went in for repairs but when I got it back they had killed the battery so it had to go in again, and quite frankly combined with my end of the term exams and christmas I've had a lot to do!

Also I amm gonna go away for the next week to celebrate my birthday in Germany and the Weinachtsmarkt there! So I'll see you all soon and have a merry christmas!!

Cheers!

Fanfiction is the new reality! The first time I realised that this is very, no extremely interesting, was when a Welshman mentioned that he had found his son’s porn stash… home-written LOTR porn fics. I realised that, hey! I would read that! I started to read my sisters fiction, which I personal think are all great and very soon discovered that I had a slash addiction…

The king of slash:

Harry-Draco (because, even though it will never come to pass, the books of the God-like JKR are riddled with hints and clues enough to make it almost possible)

Some other favourites:

Fenrir/Harry! Because the animal in me demands it!

Harry/Cedric... yeah if I'm angsting!

Anything with Lucius, as long he is not pathetic or slashed with Snape (which indeed would make him pathetic) I am totally in live with Lucius, I think it’s the only reason why the HP films are interesting at all…

And anything about Vampire Hunter D (except cross-over with HP, which is, well frankly really weird)

To any VHD fans: Please consider writing Romantic fics with D, where he actually manages to find love and be happy. Too many angsty sad fics out there people!

Some really wierd ships:

Lovegood/Snape, Sorting Hat/Dumbledore, Dobby/ Smeagol, Dobby/Hermione, Basilisk/Fawkes (I mean, come on!) Worse is that I've actually read a Harry/Fawkes and a Harry/Basilisk in CoS!! Amazing what people come up with!

Favourite long fics:

SWAS (All hail Starts with a Spin) Just Google it!

Dragon Tamer http://www.riddikulus.org/authorLinks/Jennavere/Dragon_Tamer/ This has to be on eof the funniest fics I have EVER read!! So I recommend it to you all!! Here's my favourite quote from the story:

"You're not a bad boyfriend, you know. I feel like you really respect me, not just as a celebrity, but as a person who's really famous." Harry says to Draco. That cracks me up every time!

25/3-08: Been collecting T-shirt slogans and came across this! Laughed myself silly for hours afterwards:

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary.

What is green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool-table!