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Author has written 32 stories for Artemis Fowl, Warriors, Twilight, Criminal Minds, Mentalist, and Numb3rs.

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Updates!

12.22.09

Almost Christmas! I got a new Chisbon oneshot up yesterday (title: "A Gift for You, Take Two), and I'm working on getting my next story ("Shadow and Flame") all planned out. For my Warriors fans, Circle of Life: Book 2, is on it's way. I'm about halfway done with it.

11.29.09

Never mind about "a week or two." XD Anyway, 'Till Death is now my second story to reach one hundred reviews! It's only four behind the 12 Days of Jisbon! Thanks to everyone who read (and reviewed. As you know, reviews are LOVE!)!

Who I Am:

Name and General Appearance: Will not be given out. It will suffice to say that I am an average girl whom you may call Crazy Girl.

Age: 14

What I Write:

I write romance, humor, adventure, angst... Whatever I'm in the mood for. I don't do smut (Don't ask me to explain what that is. If you don't know, you really don't know FanFiction.), and I don't do drugs (most of the time. Just kidding! :D). The areas I write for vary. I started out writing some very bad Artemis Fowl (by Eoin Colfer) stuff which was almost immediately taken down once I had the chance to go back and reread it. About six months after I started writing The Wolfish Incident, I discovered Warriors (by Erin Hunter), fell in love, and started writing some stuff for that, as well. Then came my inevitable downfall as I realized what a terribly hopeless romantic I am. It wasn't long before I fell for the amazing crime/mystery/cop shows on CBS, and then House. My first post outside Artemis Fowl and Warriors was a story for Criminal Minds. After Criminal Minds came the Mentalist, and then Numb3rs. I don't specialize. My friends tell me I excel at writing everything from fluff to angst, and I'm willing to side with them. Don't ask me for my style, because I have no idea what it is. I fandom hop A LOT. The longest I've spent on a fandom was Warriors, and that was mostly because the new books were coming out like every other month.

Current Obsession: The Mentalist

What I Ship:

Ah, the one thing that most embarrasses me of my old profile. -_-;

Artemis/Holly (Artemis Fowl) -- My first love in the world of FanFiction.

Squirrelflight/Ashfur (Warriors) -- They belong together. Squirrelflight loved him before she loved Brambleclaw, and now he's dead. She doesn't get a second chance.

Leafpool/Hawkfrost (Warriors) -- Ah, forbidden love.

House/Cuddy (House, M.D.) -- I love them together. They may kill each other in the process, but if it gives us Huddy fans what we want... :D

Don/Megan (Numb3rs) -- Parting is such sweet sorrow... If she would have stayed, I could totally have seen it happening, even with Larry around.

Don/Ian (Numb3rs) -- The only slash pairing I'll tolerate, mainly because one of my LJ friends writes it, and she's an amazing writer.

Jane/Lisbon (The Mentalist) -- They just click. They're like House and Cuddy. Can't live with, can't live without.

Cho/Lisbon (The Mentalist) -- It's cute. You have to admit it. :D

Morgan/Prentiss (Criminal Minds) -- I'm not sure what it is, but HP doesn't work for me, and GarciaMorgan is... predictable. Boring. Sorry.

What Makes Me Tick:

Basically, what I thrive on. Music rules my life. My iPod is my constant companion, and I probably would die without it. Most of the time, you'll find me rocking out to one of five bands: The Hush Sound, Hellogoodbye, Son of Dork, Fall Out Boy, or Jack's Mannequin, and occasionally Something Corporate. When it comes to TV, I watch more shows than I can count. In a week (in chronological order), my schedule consists of House, Jon and Kate Plus 8, CSI: Miami or Cake Boss, NCIS, The Mentalist, Criminal Minds, CSI: New York, CSI, Numb3rs, and Cold Case. As for everything else: I read, I write, and I draw. The end. Most of all, though, what gets me through the day is my friends. Without them, I would be nothing. Most of them don't have FF.net accounts, but those who do are: Vampires Will Never Hurt Us (Blazey, to me), Gaara-chama2064 (J, Jay, or Jayella), and Afish244 (Afish). They all rock. Check 'em out.

What I Read:

When it comes to actual books, I usually stick to fantasy and sci-fi, with the occasional regular fiction thrown in there. If you're looking for a book recommendation, a great fantasy series is Artemis Fowl, or the Uglies series (Uglies, Pretties, Specials, and Extras) if you're into that sort-of in between fantasy and sci-fi thing. Paper Towns, by John Green, is really good for not being fantasy. So is anything by the guy who wrote Boy Toy, The Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl, and Hero Type. I can't think of his name right now. Another good book is "Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie." It's hilarious. As for FanFiction, I read A LOT of whump. In Artemis Fowl, it's Artemis. In Numb3rs, it's Don. In NCIS, it's McGee. For House, it's, well, House. I read all of the pairings stated above. Depending on my current obsession, I jump around. My main fandom, though, is Numb3rs. If I have nothing else to read, I always have Don whump. :D There was a period where I wouldn't read anything but Twilight Blackwater. :D

What I've Written:

My Completed stories are: Artemis Fowl: The Wolfish Incident (Artemis Fowl), The 12 Days of Jisbon (The Mentalist), Circle of Life: Book 1: Beginnings (Warriors), Sky of Birds: Book 1: Lion's Flight (Warriors),'Till Death Do We Part (The Mentalist X Numb3rs)

My Works In Progress are: Artemis Fowl: The Double Deception (Artemis Fowl), Circle of Life: Book 2: Paths Not Tread (Warriors, not yet posted)

My Stories on Permanent Hiatus: Nine Days (I might return to this one eventually, but probably not. Criminal Minds), Artemis Fowl: The Secret Life (Artemis Fowl), Like Falling Rain (Warriors)

My Oneshots Are: Five (The Mentalist), Jealousy (The Mentalist), The Problem With Women (The Mentalist), Sending A Different Message (Warriors), Door Opens, Door Shuts (Numb3rs), Kill (Numb3rs), On First Dates (Numb3rs), Please? (Numb3rs), Firestar's Birthday Surprise (Warriors), ThunderClan's Christmas Surprise (Sequel to FBS, Warriors), Lifeline (Warriors), My Star, My Warrior (Warriors), Lives and Lies (AU because of Sunrise, Warriors), Waving In the Breeze (AU because of Sunrise, Warriors), A Gift for You, Take Two (The Mentalist)

My Songfics are: Card House Dreamer (Numb3rs, Card House Dreamer by This Providence), My Happy Ending (Twilight, My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne), That's Okay (Warriors, That's Okay by The Hush Sound), If You Can Tell (Warriors, If You Can Tell by me :D), Thanks For the Memories (Warriors, Thanks For the Memories by Fall Out Boy)

My Oneshot/Drabble Collections are: This World of Mine (iPod Shuffle Challenge response, Warriors), Only In Dreams (Crack pairing oneshots, Warriors), A Challenge, Or A Hundred (Hundred Tales Challenge, Warriors)

Coming Soon to a Computer Near You:

Shadow and Flame: The Powers are an important part of society. Without them, none of the cities could function. But when 18 year old Shadow, Aaron Fault, is found dead after being personally targeted by an all-Flame, anti-Shadow group, Teresa Lisbon, a Flame, and her team are forced to get help from Psychic Patrick Jane. Now if only he didn't have his own personal agenda...

Circle of Life: Book 2: Paths Not Tread: Now warriors of NorthClan, Tanglepath and Silvertail both face difficult choices. Tanglepath is forced to decide whether or not to forgive Wishpaw, and Silvertail must face the difficulties of protecting her Clan and training an apprentice with the threat of LightningClan hanging over their heads. Whatever they choose, they will shape the future of their Clan, and themselves.

The Mentalist Awards:

The Mentalist Awards is a community I made on LJ for exactly what the name states: awards dedicated to all the best Mentalist FanFiction out there. For more information, please go to: http://community.livejournal.com/mentalawards/

Nominations for Gen, Het, and Slash begin on January 1st! Don't forget to nominate all of your favorite fics!

That's the end of the profound amazement you now all feel. One last thing:

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c a n c e r • i s n ' t • f a i r
Pass the ribbon around if you know someone who's died from, survived, or is living with cancer.

"I am Pluto. I am small. My brain is slightly off the "correct circular orbit." And if some high and mighty scientist thinks he's gonna get it in him to tell me I'm not a human, I will quickly and kindly kick his ass so hard he will be on Pluto."

And this, my friends, is why Pluto should be a planet.

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1. A Gift for You, Take Two reviews
Cho attempts to outdo Jane's gift. Pre-Chisbon. Spoilers for Red Sauce
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-09 - Kimball C. & Teresa L. - Complete

2. Till Death Do Us Part » reviews
-- "I love you Teresa," he whispered simply. -- Someone's out to get Lisbon, but why won't she go to the CBI? Crossover with Numb3rs, Jisbon, MeganDon. T for stalking. Epilogue up, COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,484 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete

3. The Problem With Women reviews
Cho has issues with his new girlfriend. Lisbon's there to save the day. Cho/Lisbon Chisbon? friendship. Romance if you want. :
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-09 - Kimball C. & Teresa L. - Complete

4. A Challenge, or a Hundred »
Yet another Hundred Tales Challenge.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 641 - Published: 6-30-09

5. Sending a Different Message reviews
Foxpaw thought she loved him. He was wrong. CRACK: FoxHolly, FoxCinder
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-5-09 - Foxleap & Hollyleaf - Complete

6. Door Opens, Door Shuts reviews
When one of their own is taken, the Eppes, with a little help, will stop at nothing to save him. Pre-series AU. T for safety
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-09 - Charlie E. & Don E. - Complete

7. Card House Dreamer reviews
A tragic accident leaves Megan stunned... and alone. Songfic to "Card House Dreamer" by This Providence. CHARACTER DEATH! MeganLarry, MeganDon at the end. T for safety
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-09 - Megan R. - Complete

8. Kill reviews
Cases go wrong all the time. But sometimes are worse than others. DonMegan. Oneshot. T for safety
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-09 - Don E. & Megan R. - Complete

9. On First Dates reviews
You're an idiot. DonMegan. T for safety and hints at some adult material, but nothing too bad.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-09 - Megan R. & Don E. - Complete

10. Please? reviews
Unca Cobee... I'm hungry." 'Aw, crap.' Don's daughter bonds with Colby. Oneshot. Some strong language.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-15-09 - Colby G. & Don E. - Complete

11. Jealousy reviews
Just a random idea that popped into my head. A new consultant, and Jane's flirting. Then Lisbon shows up. Jisbon.BEWARE: OOCNESS!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-7-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete

12. The 12 Days of Jisbon » reviews
Just one fic a day, hopefully, until Christmas. T for mentions of some adult themes, suicide, and inappropriate drug use in later chapters. Now up: Good Night COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-14-08 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete

13. Five reviews
It's the anniversary, and something's off... Jisbon if you squint really hard. REALLY HARD. T for safety. I apologize in advance for the cheesy name.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-08 - Patrick J. - Complete

14. Nine Days » reviews
Nine days is a long time when you're trying to find a killer. And not just any killer: the killer of your agent. The killer of Dr. Spencer Reid. WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH! On permanent hiatus. Sorry guys, I'm not coming back to it!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 9-21-08 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & Bosola

15. Artemis Fowl: The Double Deception » reviews
Here it is, the long awaited sequel to the Wolfish Incident! What's this! Foaly and Vinyaya in Dargium? Cam paying a visit to the palace? And, did I hear you right? Holly and Artemis having KIDS? T for safety
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 11-25-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S.

16. Circle of Life: Book 1: Beginnings » reviews
Tanglepaw is a young NorthClan apprentice. But something in the shadows stirs... As TreeClan disappears and LightningClan grows ever restless, Tanglepaw is confronted by love, betrayal, disappointment, and judgment. Epilogue up! COMPLETE
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,351 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete

17. This World of Mine reviews
Response to the iPod Shuffle challenge. --Ten short ficlets involving Jaypaw and Icepaw as they laugh, cry, and maybe... love.-- Rules for challenge inside. Jay x Ice. T for character death
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-14-08 - Jayfeather & Icecloud - Complete

18. My Happy Ending reviews
--Damn you Jacob Black. I should get something for trying, but the damn world doesn't work that way, does it?-- Blackwater, Leahcentric. Rated for language. Songfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-08 - Leah & Jacob - Complete

19. Like Falling Rain » reviews
Four times he was sweet enough to make her want him back, and one time it was all her fault. Ash x Squirrel
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 7-3-08 - Ashfur & Squirrelflight

20. ThunderClan's Christmas Surprise reviews
Firestar was not happy about what was referred to as "the birthday incident." And so, he began to plot. SEQUEL TO FIRESTAR'S BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-08 - Firestar & Dustpelt - Complete

21. That's Okay » reviews
Her own personal little Brambleclaw. Tawnypelt's thoughts on Brambleclaw throughout her life. Songfic. Rewrite up!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 7-2-08 - Tawnypelt & Brambleclaw - Complete

22. Only In Dreams » reviews
A collection of crack oneshots that we would only see in our dreams. NOW UP: HoneyBreeze
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-29-08

23. If You Can Tell reviews
Now I'll try to move on without you. Crow x Leaf songfic to a song I wrote. Crowfeather's POV.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-08 - Crowfeather & Leafpool - Complete

24. Artemis Fowl: The Wolfish Incident » reviews
When Holly and Artemis are taken to another land they team up with a wolf to save a kingdom that reveals something unsettling about the Fowl line. AH. COMPLETE! Sorry for the plot-holes, I'm revising!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 6-22-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete

25. Sky of Birds: Book 1: Lion's Flight » reviews
COMPLETE! When Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw wake up one day on SkyClan territory, they don't know what to expect. But what's with this new prophecy StarClan has sent to Jaypaw? Full summary inside. SPOILERS FOR FIRESTAR'S QUEST
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,939 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Jayfeather & Lionblaze - Complete

26. Lifeline reviews
I'm hanging on. Or something like it. Ashfurcentric. VERY small amounts of Ash x Squirrel. Mild Squirrelflight bashing. Drabblish oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-08 - Ashfur & Squirrelflight - Complete

27. Thanks for the Memories reviews
You know what? Who cares? Thanks for the memories. Slightly Ashfurcentric. Slight Ash x Squirrel, with mentions of Squirrel x Bramble. Songfic.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-2-08 - Ashfur & Squirrelflight - Complete

28. Firestar's Birthday Surprise reviews
1st in the Party Trilogy. It's Firestar's birthday, and Dustpelt has the brilliant idea to throw a party. But in ThunderClan, things never go as planned. Oneshot. T for safety. SEQUEL: ThunderClan's Christmas Surprise.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-14-08 - Firestar & Dustpelt - Complete

29. My Star, My Warrior reviews
Cold? No. Not anymore. Feather x Bramble Oneshot
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-08 - Feathertail & Brambleclaw - Complete

30. Lives and Lies reviews
“Sorry,” he muttered. “Didn’t mean to make you blow up.” “Listen here- Wait. What did you say?” Holly x Breeze Oneshot
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-08 - Hollyleaf & Breezepelt - Complete

31. Waving In the Breeze reviews
My star in the sky, the fire in my heart. Holly x Breeze, one-sided Heather x Breeze
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-08 - Hollyleaf & Breezepelt - Complete

32. Artemis Fowl: The Secret Life reviews
Artemis is murdered and now four people are working to uncover the secrets of his life. Full summary inside. Spoilers for TLC. ON HIATUS!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-10-07 - Artemis F.

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