Baka-urufu at your service!

Warning: you are now under the jurisdiction of a severely convoluted writer. If you don't like AU, OOC, or even OCs for that matter, don't bother scrolling down, kuz once you're in, you're in it for the long haul.

WINNER OF FROSTBITE KAZI POINT CONTEST: ANON (Look for Bailey)

WINNERS OF ZONE TO ZONE KAZI POINT CONTEST: TRUEPHAN & DIZAPPEARINGIRL (Look for Catt and Camille)

Espionage Kazi Point Winners:

BELOVED QUOTES:

-I need to strangle something, hold still.

-You took the words right out of my pocket.

-Do I look like I care? Then why did you ask?

-I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you, and it's really funny

-You look like a fish kicked you. (lol, that's from my grandma XD)

-One by one, the penguins are driving me insane.

-You look like you just got hit on the head with a frying pan and enjoyed it.

-The machine gun of doom owns your soul.

-Fight crime: SHOOT BACK!

-Better to be a scurvy dog than a baked potato. (that's from my uncle arrr)

-According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

-Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

-I started out with nothing, and still have most of it.

-As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

-Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

-I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

-Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

-Don't steal, the government hates competition.

-For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

-Life is too complicated in the morning.

-Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

-If ignorance is bliss, tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.

-Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?

-What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

-What's another word for "thesaurus"?

-Everything is within walking distance if you have the time.

-I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out!

-We're one scene away from mass chaos.

-Beware of... well just beware.

-Really, the full body armor isn't necessary.

-What part of MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't you understand?

-Haha, I win.

-Lost in thought. Send a search party.

-I haven't lost my mind, I have it backed up on a disk somewhere.

-I don't want the chicken. (secret mother-daughter code)

-I haven't sat that well in months.

-It's a smelly ledge monster.

-Will the hotel have spear-guns?

-Give me the ice bucket.

-Anything to make a fool of yourself.

-Think of something you really like. Got it? (nods) No that.

-Nobody's perfect, and believe it or not... no, I am perfect.

-Schmutzes rule the world.

-Kirbums, come to Falco!

-Ah ooh itchy itchy.

-Shh, tap tap wooooooooo.

-You dare mocketh me bitcheth?

-May the best man win. Oh, she intends to.

-Let's go try on horses!

-Eschew Obfuscation. (make it simple)

-KK: With the truth...AAAAGGGHHH! Get out of my head! shakes head vigorously OUT!OUT... crap.

-I'm antisocial... so yeah.

-Croikey! It's s Spotted Pygmy Emo!

-All that and a bag of Cheetos.

-GASP, pie.

-A death a day will keep the reaper away.

-I don't discriminate, I hate everyone.

-If I was half as kind as I was sarcastic, I would win a Nobel Peace Prize.

-Damn space and all its... spaciality.

-Stop monopolizing the food!

-What if my computer really did eat my homework?

-Should the fire sauce go in the Community Fund?

-About as menacing as a drunken marshmallow.

-Aye, we're good and lost now.

-It's 515 miles to Seattle, we've got a full tank of gas, three fully charged i-Pods, pretzels, Cheetos, Mountain Dew, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

-What the Hell was I thinking? Good question.

-Morons make me giggle.

-My peanut. Hear me? MINE.

-Slap me thrice and hand me to me mamma.

-QED, you're not really here.

-Lawlz.

-I like rum. Rum is good.

-We are BISON, nyahaha.

-What if I really can do it, but I don't feel like it just to spite you?

-Pwning n00bs, it's what we do.

-UPS Property of Equality: you give money to the UPS man, you get your pretty box.

-FU Postulate: no matter how many steps a proof takes, you'll end up swearing at it at least once.

-Concussion Corollary: no matter how "easy" a corollary is to the teacher, it'll end up giving you a concussion. Permanently.

-Follow-the-Leader Theorem: might also be known as cheating.

-STFU Postulate: the teacher needs to stop talking.

-When life gives you lemons, make guava juice. Then, sit back and watch them wonder how the hell you did it.

-I'm only quazi-evil thank you very much.

-You're driving a shopping cart. WITH A STEERING WHEEL!

-My thought bubble has a lobster in it.

-I wonder how bad a nosebleed has to be for it to kill you...

-PWNAGE!

-Rich chocolate Ovaltine!... Oh shit!

-Noodles! Wet noodles!

-I am a short man armed with a key. Beware.

-The voices in my locker don't like me...

-Hark! The sound of someone finding tape!

-Ceiling snake is watching you bifurcate.

-I'm no rocket surgeon!

-Silence! I KILL YOU!

-Little mouth, big space.

-Never play Russian Roulette with a Semi-Automatic.

-I have my hand stuck in a pretzel bag. It's kinda buggin me.

-Quincy. Haha.

-Actually I am a short girl impersonating the short man under the cape.

-I am crazy. I readily admit this.

-Touch my face and I'll rip your lips off.

-You say crazy like it's a bad thing.

-Great, now bugger off.

-Why do I have to be a cynic sitting in front of an optimist?

-But I'm a pink flowery cynic!

-Then you reconnect the expensive little diddleyhoo at the bottom.

-This guy's just Mr. Honorable isn't he?... Idiot...

-I'm not crazy, I just have another consciousness in my brain.

-Oh darling, it's so sweet how you think you know how crazy I am.

-Honestly, I don't know how I got this crazy.

-I was uncool before uncool was cool.

-Sarcasm is my second language.

-Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority? Sarcasm, my anti drug.

-Prepare to cower before my invincible powers of irony and sarcasm.

-Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

-I've got a peanut in my notebook...

-Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear or say it I was my mouth out with chocolate.

-Call me Jarvis.

-Don't mock the shed.

-I'm a campire, I suck the stuffing out of marshmallows.

-Just a few pennies short of a picnic.

-Behold, Lord Jack, King of Donkeys.

-I wasn't trying to burn you alive, I was trying to burn you dead.

-Be gone Vicadin induced hallucination!

-To the Oh Snap position!

-Which brings me to my next question: who the hell sponsors this crap?

-Emo Girl say what?

-Be gone eggnog induced hallucination!

-Come! To the Punch-Spiking Utility Closet!

-I have a sixth sense for tackle glomps.

-There is more of me. I am fluffy.

-I personally think they're crazed up crack monkies.

-You're being kind and generous? Aww. Why?

-We all assumed it was crack.

-You brought a bath tub?!

-SCHWIGGLE!

-I'm feelin' schwiggly.

-Blasphemers need love too!

-I just don't care. I might later on though, come back after a few cookies.

-It's like the classrooms are vomiting people!

-"Dead-lles?" (smirk) "Oh no. No no no!" "I think Dead-lles needs to update."

-Yar, thar be stormy seas afloat.

-Stop interrupting me!

-It's never just checkers with you is it?

-I'm not always a dork. Sometimes I'm asleep.

-Seriously? For cereal.

-Whatever floats your yurt.

-MMMMMEEEEEGGGGGAAAAANNNNN!!

-The shit just hit the fan. Who threw the shit?!

-I am a representative from the United Federation of Marshmallows.

-Huzzle, huzzle, huzzle...

-What was that? I have a python-kitty living in my basement. ...WHAT!?

-He is the original Rad Llama.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

11/4/09 Hello again everyone! Just wanted to let you know that I hope to have the Espionage update done by the end of the week. Now that I've got both of the Kazi Point Winners in, I can now happily move on and get this show on the road. Thanks for waiting!

Peace,

dzd

STORY STATUSES:

Espionage: Chapter 2 (Making the Call): 1 page(s), approximate length: 5 pages

Isolation: Chapter 4 (Checkmate): 0 pages, approximate length: 8 pages