Welcome to the realm of madness.
This is only a small insight into my world.
About me:
-I’m 43n5ic fr3ck but people also call me Hannah for some weird reason.
-I live in an extremely small town not to close and not to far from Manchester (so obviously I live in England).
-I’m an only child.
-I’m 16! Woohoo, finally there!
-I don’t really have any hobbies because they change each week, yes I know I have the attention span of a fly.
-I have two best friends including Blacktangledheart92 and someone with no name!
-My friend says she is blonde on the inside, my life is even better I’m blonde inside and out. This in turn means I have an easy excuse for my mistakes.
-I love music; my brain doesn’t function correctly without it.
-I love to read.
-My favourite person in the world is my Nan.
Some of my other favourites:
Books -Kathy Reichs’ Temperance Brennen novels.
-Twilight, New moon and Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer.
-Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie.
-Pride and Prejudice.
-Harry Potter book four onwards.
TV -C.S.I New York.
-Bones.
-Jag (past tense and not including the final seasons).
-Ncis.
-Army Wives
Films -Fly away home.
-Hook.
-Titanic.
-Lake house.
-City of Angels.
Stage shows
-Jesus Christ superstar.
-Miss Saigon.
-Les Miserables.
-Joseph.
-Mamma Mia.
The 'copy and paste' section:
98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing your butt off.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the visa versa copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
If you know someone who should gt run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy it to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, put this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, 43n5ic fr3ak
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Emmett from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Emmett McCarty Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro
if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro
if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADD is Automatic Death Disorder
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
I have them all! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you are insulted by the stereotype vampire, fangs and all! Crazy is when you start an argument with your english teacher on what a vampire really looks like, referring to twilight repeatedly and in the end pulling the book out of your bag! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, 43n5ic fr3ak (even if I'm not american I'd still ask)
If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you think when the song "Kiss The Girl" said "Yes, you want her, Look at her, you know you do It's possible she wants you too There's one way to ask her" if you think there are 4 ways to ask ,and you think the ways are, 1) Go and kiss her. 2) Ask her out on a Date. 3) introduce your self, 4) Drug her, Stick a ring on her finger, forge a marrage certificate, and tell her your married, then kiss her when ever you want, Copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, 43n5ic fr3ak
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"(thats me! id do anything 4 my bff)
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!
If you actually read all of these! Copy this into your profile!
You know youir in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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Yes, this is the bunny. And he will take over the universe, one fanfiction profile at a time.
This profile is about as useless as a jam sandwich to a drowning rabbit.
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