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Fun With Pants

Pants? You can't handle the pants.

You homo sapiens and your pants.

I have come for the pants.

We will not go gallavanting after pants!

But why is the pants gone?

Why is the pants always gone?

'I'm not sorry.' 'Pants.'

Welcome aboard the Black Pants.

Well I'd hate to be such a pants.

Where's pants?

Salvaging is pantsing, in a manner of speaking.

You don't understand. It was a horseman. A dead one. Pants-less.

The Demon Pants of Fleet Street.

Favorite FanFic quote, (for now):

'There weren’t many people who would have been disappointed because someone hadn’t taken advantage of them while they were drunk but not many people were as desperate, lonely and disillusioned as Mrs. Lovett was.'

-The Masculinity Chronicles ; Sweeney Todd-Scrumpet

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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Nightmare on Fleet Street » reviews

Man eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.

Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 43,637 - Reviews: 339 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 4-4-08

2. What More Can Man Require? reviews

Sweeney is rudely awakened in the night, only to have a startling epiphany.

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 5-28-08

3. She Talks to Angels » reviews

A series of one-shots about Mrs. Lovett based off of lyrics from the Black Crowes, She Talks to Angels.

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-10-08

4. Burn With Me reviews

Perhaps both their sentences could be shortened, in one final act. Alternate Film Ending

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 4-10-08

5. In the Fire reviews

Mrs. Lovett compares Sweeney to a fire. oneshot

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-8-08

6. Laundry » reviews

He visited her for no reason, but she had her own ideas. Games Series

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 3-31-08

7. Spinning Bottle » reviews

She stared at the bottle, and he stared at her. Games Series

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-24-08

8. The Place No One Wants To Be reviews

Toby gets some help from a TV therapist. Sweeney Todd meets Dr Phil challenge. Companion to A Scream?

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-19-08

9. A Scream? reviews

Toby hears a sound in the middle of the night. OneShot

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-18-08

10. Illusionary Dreams reviews

She stormed into his shop, and he patiently waited. Games Series OneShot

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 3-17-08

11. Hide an' Seek » reviews

He could find anyone as a child, but she was proving difficult. Games Series

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-9-08

12. I've Had It reviews

Mrs. Lovett has had enough and finally snaps. oneshot

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 3-8-08

13. Drinking Game » reviews

Even as she set the bottle down, he didn't quite understand. Games Series

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 3-3-08

14. Machine reviews

She was the one flaw in his mechanics. sweenett

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08

15. Sat Upon reviews

Mr. Todd is in a strange situation, and Mrs. Lovett helps him.

Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 2-8-08

16. Over Compensating? reviews

[oneshot] Jack has a brief thought at the end of CotBP.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-22-07

17. PrePurgatory? reviews

An innocent gesture reminds Jack of his time just before arriving in the Locker. [oneshot]

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-22-07

18. Captain & Father » reviews

After marrying Will, Elizabeth has second thoughts and runs back to Jack. Part one complete. Part two in progress! [on hiatus]

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,888 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 4-4-07

19. Pirate Booty reviews

Will learns a new nautical term.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 9-27-07

20. Love at First Flight » reviews

My sequel to 'A SGC Love Affair'. It has to do with the SamJack ship.

Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 2-25-07

21. Home » reviews

Sequel to Running. Daniel comes to the SGC with a proposition. [on hiatus]

Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 6-15-07

22. Toast reviews

The cleaning lady decided to cook Mort a meal and is unable to find the toaster. [OneShot]

Complete - Secret Window - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-13-07

23. On the Way Down reviews

On his way to see Jack in prison, Will runs into a rather unexpected someone coming up. [SparringtonXOneShot]

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 9-11-07

24. The Pirate Classics » reviews

The POTC crew has been rounded up to perform the classics of theater. With or without their consent! Romance classics are Sparrabeth [on hiatus]

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 8-29-07

25. Games Up reviews

Scott realized something, and then confronts Jean. OneShot

Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 8-21-07

26. Early Morning reviews

Harry catches part of a conversation early in the morning.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 8-18-07

27. Dead Men Tell Tales »

Charles and Ana Maria hear news of Jack Sparrow. Takes place after my Curse of the Pearl story, can be read alone.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 7-27-07

28. Curse of the Pearl » reviews

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, with a twist. Don't let the very similar beginning put you off, it is a different story.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,885 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 6-28-07

29. Bushes reviews

A different version of what Elizabeth was doing at the coast. Post AWE.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-07

30. Me Hat reviews

Marooned with Jack, Elizabeth asks him a question.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-25-07 - Published: 6-25-07

31. Black Cat Luck » reviews

A series of short fic like chapters revolving around Yoruichi and Urahara, relates to events after my 'Curiosity and the Cat' story.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 4-4-07

32. Cheat reviews

Songfic Vala finds Daniel 'cheating'. Song: Before He Cheats, Carrie Underwood.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-07

33. Promises reviews

Final episode spoilers. What Haji was thinking when he was trapped in the crumbling opera house.

Complete - Blood+ - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 5-6-07

34. Misheard reviews

Practical drabble, complete humor about not hearing the whole conversation.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-9-07 - Published: 4-9-07

35. Running » reviews

AU story tag to Prometheus Unbound, Vala succesfully trades the ship for naquadah and kidnaps Daniel for his bounty.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 3-25-07

36. End Credits reviews

A fic based around the end credits of the Bleach movie.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 4-3-07

37. Curiosity and the Cat reviews

Yoruichi really wanted to know, but an old saying kept popping into her head.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 4-3-07

38. The Hat on the Door reviews

They always wondered why he wore it.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 4-1-07

39. Truth reviews

Revolving around an AU event, when Vala appears in Avalon, she isn't joking.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 3-27-07

40. A SGC Love Affair » reviews

Sam, Jack and Teal'c start to see Daniel and Janet together more often then usual. DanJan First fic

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-21-07

41. Another Ascending reviews

What if Daniel never descended? What if he had been there for Janet during 'Hereos? Episode spoilers.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-07

42. RetirementAgain reviews

Jack is fed up with the Regs. SJ

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-07