Marzi
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since: 02-18-07, id: 1222322, Profile Updated: 02-22-12
country: USA
Author has written 66 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Bleach, Blood+, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Secret Window, Sweeney Todd, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Nine Months, Dollhouse, Sarah Jane Adventures, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Hannibal, and Closer.

Woo! What's up, crazy pants?

Fun With Pants

Pants? You can't handle the pants.

You homo sapiens and your pants.

I have come for the pants.

We will not go gallivanting after pants!

But why is the pants gone?

Why is the pants always gone?

'I'm not sorry.' 'Pants.'

Welcome aboard the Black Pants.

Well I'd hate to be such a pants.

Where's pants?

Salvaging is pantsing, in a manner of speaking.

You don't understand. It was a horseman. A dead one. Pants-less.

The Demon Pants of Fleet Street.

One born with the strength and skill to fight pants.

Doctor Pants

Sonic Pants

Reverse the polarity of the neutron pants

(RIP) Rest In Pants

So pants we all

Battlestar Pants

Pythian Pants


1. Clean Up reviews
Kink meme fill. Hannibal licks blood off of Will's face.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-13 - Hannibal L. & Will G. - Complete
2. A Tale of New Caprica reviews
Three years after the fleet settles on New Caprica.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-13 - Complete
3. Things From Picon reviews
Laura buys Sam at a charity auction.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-12 - L. Roslin & S. T. Anders/Longshot - Complete
4. Dude, Where's Your Battlestar? reviews
Laura and Bill attempt to find Galactica.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-12 - W. Adama & L. Roslin - Complete
5. Untitled Works »
A collection of untitled ficlets covering various genres and 'ships.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,247 - Updated: 9-22-12 - Published: 7-15-12 - Complete
6. Dawn
Kara runs into Laura the morning after the ground breaking ceremony.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Published: 9-22-12 - L. Roslin & K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
7. Music Reigns reviews
Laura goes missing during Baltar's trial.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-12 - Complete
8. Nobody Loves No One reviews
"This is all we're after, isn't it?"
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-12 - L. Roslin & T. Zarek - Complete
9. Gun Point reviews
Laura opened her eyes to glare at the pilot, not surprised to see the gun.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-12 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Roslin - Complete
10. Into The Night And Assorted Scenes »
When an old enemy resurfaces, Sarah Jane abandons Bannerman Road.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Published: 8-8-12 - Sarah Jane S. - Complete
11. Drabble Assortment » reviews
Assortment of various drabbles written around the A/R pairing.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-12 - L. Roslin & W. Adama - Complete
12. Quite Probably » reviews
The adventures of undead!Laura and her brain craving horde.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-18-12 - L. Roslin & T. Zarek - Complete
13. Dopplegangland reviews
She had been waiting for something like this to happen; for the next speculative thing of human imagination, of improbable science, to suddenly come true.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Closer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-12 - L. Roslin & S. Raydor - Complete
14. Outcomes reviews
When Adelle Dewitt was nineteen, she sold her soul to the devil.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-12 - Adelle D. & L. Dominic - Complete
15. What We Owe
Six months seemed perfectly adequate with the word 'inevitable' floating through his foggy mind. "Marry me."
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Published: 1-3-12 - L. Roslin & W. Adama - Complete
16. The Thing reviews
Laura faces an unimaginable horror in her shower.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-11 - L. Roslin - Complete
17. Spoons reviews
or; In Which Dominic Cannot Find His Boss
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-11 - Complete
18. Kiss It Better » reviews
A hypnotism gone wrong leaves Sarah with the mind of a child.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-7-11 - Published: 4-2-11 - 4th Doctor & Sarah Jane S. - Complete
19. One Moment reviews
Luke visits his mother.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-20-11 - Luke S. - Complete
20. I Loathe Arizona reviews
Five reasons why Adelle would hate Arizona.
Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-11 - Adelle D. - Complete
21. That's Mrs To You reviews
A newly regenerated Doctor asks Sarah to continue traveling with him, only to get a surprise answer in the form of 'no'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-11 - 4th Doctor & Sarah Jane S. - Complete
22. The Voices In My Head reviews
A mildly schizophrenic Doctor finally ends an age old argument with himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-11 - 5th Doctor - Complete
23. A Portrait
He sits back down in front of his current piece- it's a portrait of a woman, and in that moment he finally realizes who it is.
Nine Months - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Published: 1-29-11 - Complete
24. Making Babies reviews
Rose uses the wrong euphemism for sex.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-11 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
25. Reaffirmation reviews
The team poke into Jack and Ianto's relationship, so he pokes back. Oneshot
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-09 - Complete
26. Nekkid reviews
Jack explains the difference between naked and nekkid to Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-19-09 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
27. 51st Century Pheromones reviews
When the team begins to act strangely around Jack, Ianto has to make his claim known.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-19-09 - Complete
28. Sleep What? reviews
Tosh asks Ianto what's wrong, and gets a surprising answer.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-09 - Toshiko S./Tosh & Ianto J. - Complete
29. Pirate Theater » reviews
The characters have been brought together to preform classics of film and theater, generally against their will. A parody humor with a smidgen of romance overruled by a moderately evil narrator. This story will never get finished, apologies!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 8-29-07
30. Nightmare on Fleet Street » reviews
Man eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 379 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 4-4-08 - Complete
31. What More Can Man Require? reviews
Sweeney is rudely awakened in the night, only to have a startling epiphany.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-28-08 - Complete
32. She Talks to Angels » reviews
A series of one-shots about Mrs. Lovett based off of lyrics from the Black Crowes, She Talks to Angels.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete
33. Burn With Me reviews
Perhaps both their sentences could be shortened, in one final act. Alternate Film Ending
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete
34. In the Fire reviews
Mrs. Lovett compares Sweeney to a fire. oneshot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-8-08 - Complete
35. Laundry » reviews
He visited her for no reason, but she had her own ideas. Games Series
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 3-31-08 - Complete
36. Spinning Bottle » reviews
She stared at the bottle, and he stared at her. Games Series
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete
37. The Place No One Wants To Be reviews
Toby gets some help from a TV therapist. Sweeney Todd meets Dr Phil challenge. Companion to A Scream?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-19-08 - Complete
38. A Scream? reviews
Toby hears a sound in the middle of the night. OneShot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 3-18-08 - Complete
39. Illusionary Dreams reviews
She stormed into his shop, and he patiently waited. Games Series OneShot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-17-08 - Complete
40. Hide an' Seek » reviews
He could find anyone as a child, but she was proving difficult. Games Series
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete
41. I've Had It reviews
Mrs. Lovett has had enough and finally snaps. oneshot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete
42. Drinking Game » reviews
Even as she set the bottle down, he didn't quite understand. Games Series
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete
43. Machine reviews
She was the one flaw in his mechanics. sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete
44. Sat Upon reviews
Mr. Todd is in a strange situation, and Mrs. Lovett helps him.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete
45. Over Compensating? reviews
[oneshot] Jack has a brief thought at the end of CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete
46. PrePurgatory? reviews
An innocent gesture reminds Jack of his time just before arriving in the Locker. [oneshot]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-07 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
47. Pirate Booty reviews
Will learns a new nautical term.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-07 - J. Gibbs & Will T. - Complete
48. Love at First Flight » reviews
My sequel to 'A SGC Love Affair'. It has to do with the SamJack ship. This story will never be finished
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 2-25-07 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill
49. Toast reviews
The cleaning lady decided to cook Mort a meal and is unable to find the toaster. [OneShot]
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete
50. On the Way Down reviews
On his way to see Jack in prison, Will runs into a rather unexpected someone coming up. [SparringtonXOneShot]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-07 - James N. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
51. Games Up reviews
Scott realized something, and then confronts Jean. OneShot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-07 - Jean G. & Cyclops - Complete
52. Early Morning reviews
Harry catches part of a conversation early in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete
53. Bushes reviews
A different version of what Elizabeth was doing at the coast. Post AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-2-07 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
54. Me Hat reviews
Marooned with Jack, Elizabeth asks him a question.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-25-07 - Elizabeth S. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
55. Black Cat Luck » reviews
A series of short fic like chapters revolving around Yoruichi and Urahara, relates to events after my 'Curiosity and the Cat' story.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 4-4-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete
56. Cheat reviews
Songfic Vala finds Daniel 'cheating'. Song: Before He Cheats, Carrie Underwood.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-07 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete
57. Promises reviews
Final episode spoilers. What Haji was thinking when he was trapped in the crumbling opera house.
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-07 - Complete
58. Misheard reviews
Practical drabble, complete humor about not hearing the whole conversation.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-07 - Ichigo K. & K. Urahara - Complete
59. Running » reviews
AU story tag to Prometheus Unbound, Vala succesfully trades the ship for naquadah and kidnaps Daniel for his bounty.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,503 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 3-25-07 - D. Jackson - Complete
60. End Credits reviews
A fic based around the end credits of the Bleach movie.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-3-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete
61. Curiosity and the Cat reviews
Yoruichi really wanted to know, but an old saying kept popping into her head.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-3-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete
62. The Hat on the Door reviews
They always wondered why he wore it.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-07 - K. Urahara - Complete
63. Truth reviews
Revolving around an AU event, when Vala appears in Avalon, she isn't joking.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-07 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete
64. A SGC Love Affair » reviews
Sam, Jack and Teal'c start to see Daniel and Janet together more often then usual. DanJan First fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-21-07 - D. Jackson & J. Fraiser - Complete
65. Another Ascending reviews
What if Daniel never descended? What if he had been there for Janet during 'Hereos? Episode spoilers.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-21-07 - J. Fraiser & D. Jackson - Complete
66. RetirementAgain reviews
Jack is fed up with the Regs. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-07 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete