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Author has written 66 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Bleach, Blood+, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Secret Window, Sweeney Todd, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Nine Months, Dollhouse, Sarah Jane Adventures, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Hannibal, and Closer. Woo! What's up, crazy pants? Fun With Pants Pants? You can't handle the pants. You homo sapiens and your pants. I have come for the pants. We will not go gallivanting after pants! But why is the pants gone? Why is the pants always gone? 'I'm not sorry.' 'Pants.' Welcome aboard the Black Pants. Well I'd hate to be such a pants. Where's pants? Salvaging is pantsing, in a manner of speaking. You don't understand. It was a horseman. A dead one. Pants-less. The Demon Pants of Fleet Street. One born with the strength and skill to fight pants. Doctor Pants Sonic Pants Reverse the polarity of the neutron pants (RIP) Rest In Pants So pants we all Battlestar Pants Pythian Pants | |||||||
1. Clean Up reviewsKink meme fill. Hannibal licks blood off of Will's face.Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-13 - Hannibal L. & Will G. - Complete2. A Tale of New Caprica reviewsThree years after the fleet settles on New Caprica.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-13 - Complete3. Things From Picon reviewsLaura buys Sam at a charity auction.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-12 - L. Roslin & S. T. Anders/Longshot - Complete4. Dude, Where's Your Battlestar? reviewsLaura and Bill attempt to find Galactica.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-12 - W. Adama & L. Roslin - Complete5. Untitled Works »A collection of untitled ficlets covering various genres and 'ships.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,247 - Updated: 9-22-12 - Published: 7-15-12 - Complete6. DawnKara runs into Laura the morning after the ground breaking ceremony.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Published: 9-22-12 - L. Roslin & K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete7. Music Reigns reviewsLaura goes missing during Baltar's trial.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-12 - Complete8. Nobody Loves No One reviews"This is all we're after, isn't it?"Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-12 - L. Roslin & T. Zarek - Complete9. Gun Point reviewsLaura opened her eyes to glare at the pilot, not surprised to see the gun.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-12 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Roslin - Complete10. Into The Night And Assorted Scenes »When an old enemy resurfaces, Sarah Jane abandons Bannerman Road.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Published: 8-8-12 - Sarah Jane S. - Complete11. Drabble Assortment » reviewsAssortment of various drabbles written around the A/R pairing.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-12 - L. Roslin & W. Adama - Complete12. Quite Probably » reviewsThe adventures of undead!Laura and her brain craving horde.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-18-12 - L. Roslin & T. Zarek - Complete13. Dopplegangland reviewsShe had been waiting for something like this to happen; for the next speculative thing of human imagination, of improbable science, to suddenly come true.Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Closer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-12 - L. Roslin & S. Raydor - Complete14. Outcomes reviewsWhen Adelle Dewitt was nineteen, she sold her soul to the devil.Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-12 - Adelle D. & L. Dominic - Complete15. What We OweSix months seemed perfectly adequate with the word 'inevitable' floating through his foggy mind. "Marry me."Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Published: 1-3-12 - L. Roslin & W. Adama - Complete16. The Thing reviewsLaura faces an unimaginable horror in her shower.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-11 - L. Roslin - Complete17. Spoons reviewsor; In Which Dominic Cannot Find His BossDollhouse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-11 - Complete18. Kiss It Better » reviewsA hypnotism gone wrong leaves Sarah with the mind of a child.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-7-11 - Published: 4-2-11 - 4th Doctor & Sarah Jane S. - Complete19. One Moment reviewsLuke visits his mother.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-20-11 - Luke S. - Complete20. I Loathe Arizona reviewsFive reasons why Adelle would hate Arizona.Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-11 - Adelle D. - Complete21. That's Mrs To You reviewsA newly regenerated Doctor asks Sarah to continue traveling with him, only to get a surprise answer in the form of 'no'.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-11 - 4th Doctor & Sarah Jane S. - Complete22. The Voices In My Head reviewsA mildly schizophrenic Doctor finally ends an age old argument with himself.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-11 - 5th Doctor - Complete23. A PortraitHe sits back down in front of his current piece- it's a portrait of a woman, and in that moment he finally realizes who it is.Nine Months - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Published: 1-29-11 - Complete24. Making Babies reviewsRose uses the wrong euphemism for sex.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-11 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete25. Reaffirmation reviewsThe team poke into Jack and Ianto's relationship, so he pokes back. OneshotTorchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-09 - Complete26. Nekkid reviewsJack explains the difference between naked and nekkid to Ianto.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-19-09 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete27. 51st Century Pheromones reviewsWhen the team begins to act strangely around Jack, Ianto has to make his claim known.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-19-09 - Complete28. Sleep What? reviewsTosh asks Ianto what's wrong, and gets a surprising answer.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-09 - Toshiko S./Tosh & Ianto J. - Complete29. Pirate Theater » reviewsThe characters have been brought together to preform classics of film and theater, generally against their will. A parody humor with a smidgen of romance overruled by a moderately evil narrator. This story will never get finished, apologies!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 8-29-0730. Nightmare on Fleet Street » reviewsMan eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 379 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 4-4-08 - Complete31. What More Can Man Require? reviewsSweeney is rudely awakened in the night, only to have a startling epiphany.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-28-08 - Complete32. She Talks to Angels » reviewsA series of one-shots about Mrs. Lovett based off of lyrics from the Black Crowes, She Talks to Angels.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete33. Burn With Me reviewsPerhaps both their sentences could be shortened, in one final act. Alternate Film EndingSweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete34. In the Fire reviewsMrs. Lovett compares Sweeney to a fire. oneshotSweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-8-08 - Complete35. Laundry » reviewsHe visited her for no reason, but she had her own ideas. Games SeriesSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 3-31-08 - Complete36. Spinning Bottle » reviewsShe stared at the bottle, and he stared at her. Games SeriesSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete37. The Place No One Wants To Be reviewsToby gets some help from a TV therapist. Sweeney Todd meets Dr Phil challenge. Companion to A Scream?Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-19-08 - Complete38. A Scream? reviewsToby hears a sound in the middle of the night. OneShotSweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 3-18-08 - Complete39. Illusionary Dreams reviewsShe stormed into his shop, and he patiently waited. Games Series OneShotSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-17-08 - Complete40. Hide an' Seek » reviewsHe could find anyone as a child, but she was proving difficult. Games SeriesSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete41. I've Had It reviewsMrs. Lovett has had enough and finally snaps. oneshotSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete42. Drinking Game » reviewsEven as she set the bottle down, he didn't quite understand. Games SeriesSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete43. Machine reviewsShe was the one flaw in his mechanics. sweenettSweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete44. Sat Upon reviewsMr. Todd is in a strange situation, and Mrs. Lovett helps him.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete45. Over Compensating? reviews[oneshot] Jack has a brief thought at the end of CotBP.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete46. PrePurgatory? reviewsAn innocent gesture reminds Jack of his time just before arriving in the Locker. [oneshot]Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-07 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete47. Pirate Booty reviewsWill learns a new nautical term.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-07 - J. Gibbs & Will T. - Complete48. Love at First Flight » reviewsMy sequel to 'A SGC Love Affair'. It has to do with the SamJack ship. This story will never be finishedStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 2-25-07 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill49. Toast reviewsThe cleaning lady decided to cook Mort a meal and is unable to find the toaster. [OneShot]Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete50. On the Way Down reviewsOn his way to see Jack in prison, Will runs into a rather unexpected someone coming up. [SparringtonXOneShot]Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-07 - James N. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete51. Games Up reviewsScott realized something, and then confronts Jean. OneShotX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-07 - Jean G. & Cyclops - Complete52. Early Morning reviewsHarry catches part of a conversation early in the morning.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete53. Bushes reviewsA different version of what Elizabeth was doing at the coast. Post AWE.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-2-07 - Elizabeth S. - Complete54. Me Hat reviewsMarooned with Jack, Elizabeth asks him a question.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-25-07 - Elizabeth S. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete55. Black Cat Luck » reviewsA series of short fic like chapters revolving around Yoruichi and Urahara, relates to events after my 'Curiosity and the Cat' story.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 4-4-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete56. Cheat reviewsSongfic Vala finds Daniel 'cheating'. Song: Before He Cheats, Carrie Underwood.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-07 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete57. Promises reviewsFinal episode spoilers. What Haji was thinking when he was trapped in the crumbling opera house.Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-07 - Complete58. Misheard reviewsPractical drabble, complete humor about not hearing the whole conversation.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-07 - Ichigo K. & K. Urahara - Complete59. Running » reviewsAU story tag to Prometheus Unbound, Vala succesfully trades the ship for naquadah and kidnaps Daniel for his bounty.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,503 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 3-25-07 - D. Jackson - Complete60. End Credits reviewsA fic based around the end credits of the Bleach movie.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-3-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete61. Curiosity and the Cat reviewsYoruichi really wanted to know, but an old saying kept popping into her head.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-3-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete62. The Hat on the Door reviewsThey always wondered why he wore it.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-07 - K. Urahara - Complete63. Truth reviewsRevolving around an AU event, when Vala appears in Avalon, she isn't joking.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-07 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete64. A SGC Love Affair » reviewsSam, Jack and Teal'c start to see Daniel and Janet together more often then usual. DanJan First ficStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-21-07 - D. Jackson & J. Fraiser - Complete65. Another Ascending reviewsWhat if Daniel never descended? What if he had been there for Janet during 'Hereos? Episode spoilers.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-21-07 - J. Fraiser & D. Jackson - Complete66. RetirementAgain reviewsJack is fed up with the Regs. SJStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-07 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete