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Author has written 42 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Bleach, Blood+, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Secret Window, Sweeney Todd, and Torchwood. Le Webpage http//spazit.net October something or-other // Wow. Uh ya.. um.. I'm back..? Sorta, I'm taking a plunge into something new, which is fairly bad since I keep telling myself to go back and finish all the other things. The new things are likely to be done simply because I'm so obsessed with them at the moment, but no worries, my guilty mind is plagued by all the unfinished work. Some point in time that I honestly don't know the date // Oh crap. I just did something I had no idea I had it in me to do. I just posted the last chapter of my longest fanfiction. In it's entirety in a word document, it reaches just over ninety pages. Suffice to say, it's actually the longest thing I've written so far. Guh AUG 3 // I'm working on some new things, and I'll have the last of the old works up soon. As is slightly noticeable I did a purge and got rid of all my incomplete old things... they were never going to finish, sadly. On a totally random note I'm working on doing my own website, if you want to check it out you can. It's still being fleshed out and a purpose for it will soon be picked from a hat. Here's the link. http//spazit.net And since I am on a fanfiction site, I'm going to ask (there shalt be a poll). Should I put fanfiction on that site? Fun With Pants Pants? You can't handle the pants. You homo sapiens and your pants. I have come for the pants. We will not go gallivanting after pants! But why is the pants gone? Why is the pants always gone? 'I'm not sorry.' 'Pants.' Welcome aboard the Black Pants. Well I'd hate to be such a pants. Where's pants? Salvaging is pantsing, in a manner of speaking. You don't understand. It was a horseman. A dead one. Pants-less. The Demon Pants of Fleet Street. One born with the strength and skill to fight pants. Favorite FanFic quote, (for now): 'Just when Ianto didn’t think their relationship couldn’t get more fucked up, they’ve reached a whole new level.' -Caput Sihil ; Torchwood- lone-star-woman | |||||||
1. Threads » reviewsPost CoE-Gwen visits the newly rebuilt Hub, but does not work with Torchwood. She's thrown back into action however, when during one of her visits the base falls under attack. In the end she and Martha must enlist the help of the Doctor to save the day.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 10-26-092. Nekkid reviewsJack explains the difference between naked and nekkid to Ianto.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-19-09 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete3. 51st Century Pheromones reviewsWhen the team begins to act strangely around Jack, Ianto has to make his claim known.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-19-09 - Complete4. Sleep What? reviewsTosh asks Ianto what's wrong, and gets a surprising answer.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-18-09 - Toshiko S./Tosh & Ianto J. - Complete5. Pirate Theater » reviewsThe characters have been brought together to preform classics of film and theater, generally against their will. A parody humor with a smidgen of romance overruled by a moderately evil narrator.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 8-29-076. Nightmare on Fleet Street » reviewsMan eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,866 - Reviews: 375 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 4-4-08 - Complete7. What More Can Man Require? reviewsSweeney is rudely awakened in the night, only to have a startling epiphany.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-28-08 - Complete8. She Talks to Angels » reviewsA series of one-shots about Mrs. Lovett based off of lyrics from the Black Crowes, She Talks to Angels.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete9. Burn With Me reviewsPerhaps both their sentences could be shortened, in one final act. Alternate Film EndingSweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete10. In the Fire reviewsMrs. Lovett compares Sweeney to a fire. oneshotSweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-8-08 - Complete11. Laundry » reviewsHe visited her for no reason, but she had her own ideas. Games SeriesSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 3-31-08 - Complete12. Spinning Bottle » reviewsShe stared at the bottle, and he stared at her. Games SeriesSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete13. The Place No One Wants To Be reviewsToby gets some help from a TV therapist. Sweeney Todd meets Dr Phil challenge. Companion to A Scream?Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-19-08 - Complete14. A Scream? reviewsToby hears a sound in the middle of the night. OneShotSweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-18-08 - Complete15. Illusionary Dreams reviewsShe stormed into his shop, and he patiently waited. Games Series OneShotSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-17-08 - Complete16. Hide an' Seek » reviewsHe could find anyone as a child, but she was proving difficult. Games SeriesSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete17. I've Had It reviewsMrs. Lovett has had enough and finally snaps. oneshotSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete18. Drinking Game » reviewsEven as she set the bottle down, he didn't quite understand. Games SeriesSweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete19. Machine reviewsShe was the one flaw in his mechanics. sweenettSweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete20. Sat Upon reviewsMr. Todd is in a strange situation, and Mrs. Lovett helps him.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete21. Over Compensating? reviews[oneshot] Jack has a brief thought at the end of CotBP.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete22. PrePurgatory? reviewsAn innocent gesture reminds Jack of his time just before arriving in the Locker. [oneshot]Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-07 - Jack S. - Complete23. Pirate Booty reviewsWill learns a new nautical term.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-07 - Joshamee G. & Will T. - Complete24. Love at First Flight » reviewsMy sequel to 'A SGC Love Affair'. It has to do with the SamJack ship.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 2-25-07 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.25. Toast reviewsThe cleaning lady decided to cook Mort a meal and is unable to find the toaster. [OneShot]Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete26. On the Way Down reviewsOn his way to see Jack in prison, Will runs into a rather unexpected someone coming up. [SparringtonXOneShot]Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-07 - James N. & Jack S. - Complete27. Games Up reviewsScott realized something, and then confronts Jean. OneShotX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-07 - Jean G. & Cyclops - Complete28. Early Morning reviewsHarry catches part of a conversation early in the morning.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete29. Bushes reviewsA different version of what Elizabeth was doing at the coast. Post AWE.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-2-07 - Elizabeth S. - Complete30. Me Hat reviewsMarooned with Jack, Elizabeth asks him a question.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-25-07 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete31. Black Cat Luck » reviewsA series of short fic like chapters revolving around Yoruichi and Urahara, relates to events after my 'Curiosity and the Cat' story.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 4-4-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete32. Cheat reviewsSongfic Vala finds Daniel 'cheating'. Song: Before He Cheats, Carrie Underwood.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-07 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete33. Promises reviewsFinal episode spoilers. What Haji was thinking when he was trapped in the crumbling opera house.Blood+ - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-07 - Complete34. Misheard reviewsPractical drabble, complete humor about not hearing the whole conversation.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-07 - Ichigo K. & K. Urahara - Complete35. Running » reviewsAU story tag to Prometheus Unbound, Vala succesfully trades the ship for naquadah and kidnaps Daniel for his bounty.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 3-25-07 - Jackson, D. - Complete36. End Credits reviewsA fic based around the end credits of the Bleach movie.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-3-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete37. Curiosity and the Cat reviewsYoruichi really wanted to know, but an old saying kept popping into her head.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-3-07 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete38. The Hat on the Door reviewsThey always wondered why he wore it.Bleach - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-07 - K. Urahara - Complete39. Truth reviewsRevolving around an AU event, when Vala appears in Avalon, she isn't joking.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-07 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete40. A SGC Love Affair » reviewsSam, Jack and Teal'c start to see Daniel and Janet together more often then usual. DanJan First ficStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-21-07 - Jackson, D. & Fraiser, J. - Complete41. Another Ascending reviewsWhat if Daniel never descended? What if he had been there for Janet during 'Hereos? Episode spoilers.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-07 - Fraiser, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete42. RetirementAgain reviewsJack is fed up with the Regs. SJStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-07 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J. - Complete