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Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto. Name: Jamie J Chidori Age: I am older than 0 and younger than 50...How old am i? Gender: Of course a female!! I have written 3 stories for Inuyasha and 2 Naruto stories too, please read it and review! Others will be coming soon after I sort out this first one! Yello! This is ~~~βabyboo294~~~ fanfiction writer in the making! If you read my fanfictions even though so far please send me some reviews so I'll know if to delete it continue or just stop! Keeping sending them on! ~~~βabyoo294~~~ ~~~~Favourite Animes watched~~~~ Inuyasha Vampire Knight Shugo Chara Kirari Revolution Naruto Cardcaptors Sakura Mermaid Melody KamiKaze Kaito Jeanne Fushigi Yugi Rurouni Kenshin Tokyo Mew Mew Fruits Basket Samurai Deeper Kyo Koihime Musou Ranma Vandread Gokusen DragonBall Z etc. etc. Naruto I don't have any hated anime...yet!! ~~~~Favourite pairings~~~~ ElliotXZoey SyaoranxSakura AmuXIkuto ZeroXYuki TomoyoxEriol MirokuxSango ShikamaruXTemari KibaXIno NarutoXHinata NarutoXSakura NejiXSakura NejiXTenTen SasukeXSakura LuchiaxKaito InuyashaxKagome KenshinXKauro BattousaiXKauro KyoXYuya TamahomeXMiaka ChiakiXMaron RanmaXAkane ~~~~My music and artists~~~~ T.I, Alicia Keys, Kirk Franklin, Jason Mighty, D.J Nicholas, Sherwin Gardener, Papa San, Lecrae, Prodigal Son, StiTchie, Blackeyed Peas, and others that would be in those catogories. WHO EVER IS READING MY PROFILE DO NOT READ ON UNLESS YOU READ MY STORY ,THERE WILL BE A SPOILER. IF YOU DO NOT HEED THIS YOU WILL BE SORRY! N.B. In The Fate of the heart I will be starring as Maryah in this story which is Inuyasha little sister. Sorry for anyone who read my profile first before the story SPOILER! Name: Maryah Birthdate: August 23rd Age: 14 Gender: Female Living: Fuedal Era Description: Long silver hair like Inuyasha's with bangs hanging from the side of her face, hair in a high ponytail, golden amber eyes like inuyasha's but darker hair changes colour in transformations Abilities: She transforms into one of the Blue Ninetails with the power of her heartwinged locket. ~~~~My Fanfiction Creations~~~~ Summary:The Battle with Naraku has ended.What will the future hold for Inuyasha and his friends when finds out that Kagome is a heir to a demon clan called the Blue Ninetails and some one is reunited with their family that they lost long ago.CHP 10 is UP! Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures! Summary: Kagome, Sango,Rin,Ayame and a new comer is the most popular girl band in Shikon High, but Inuyasha and his group have challenged them for the best of the bands! I have changed it around a bit so other chps will be coming!! 1st Naruto Fanfiction-Cupid's New Target: Me! Summary: There is this all boy gang ruled my no other, Sasuke Uchiha who is followed by the whole fangirl and fanboy associations. Also a new girl comes to the school to change Sakura's opinion of them!! SasukeXSakura. NarutoXHinata, NejiXTenTen,ShikamaruXIno, ShikamaruXTemari,KibaXIno Chp 3 is up!!PLEASE READ & REVIEW!! ~~~~Coming Soon Fanfictions:~~~~ I haven't thought of a name yet but it is going to be a story about assassins, it has that theme Characters: Codename of Team-Blood Diamond Shikuno Ayame/ Emerald Age-28yrs Position-Sabotage Eye colour-green Hair colour-red Ability-Wolf Demon Weapons-whip and poisonous irises, other weapons included in the irises,bombs Okita Sango/ Pink Panther Age-28yrs Position-Next in Command Eye colour-brown Hair colour-dark brown Ability-Defense,Stealthy, can attack without anyone knowing Weapons-poisonous needles, if needed Hikoratsua huge boomerang, Kilala transportation if needed Shikunaru Rin/ Topaz Age-22yrs Position-Computer geek, Creator of new weapons Eye colour-brown Hair colour-black Ability-Brains Weapons-Robots/Creations Higurashi Kagome/ Diamond Age-27yrs Position- Leader Eye colour-chocolate brown Hair colour-dark brown Ability-Miko/ Attacks Weapons-Two guns on each side of her leg Takahashi Maryah/ Black Diamond Age-25yrs Position-?? Eye colour- gold amber Hair colour- silver Ability- Half Demon/ Speed Weapons-Two swords/katanas behind her back in an "X" 2nd Naruto Fanfiction: My Love Life With An Uchiha!! Peoples, I back with another story again! Summary: " MOMMY!!" "Ugh to think that I would end up in this position, mother of 6 children! And living in the home of no other Uchiha Sasuke! How did I end up in this position? You'll have to read and find out!! Prologue included! SasukeXSakura, NarutoXHinata etc. ~~~~Hobbies~~~~ Also not only am I a writer I am also a drawer!! If you want to see my drawings of some of my characters, like Maryah Takahashi, u can see them on my deviant art account!! Just luk for Babyboo294 on www.deviantart.com and u should find them in my gallery!! ~~~~Sayings~~~~ Girls Its bad but it is true Coming from one of my favourite authors :HinaNaruFan4ever ~~~βabyboo294~~~~~ ~~~~Favourite People are~~~~ J.O.L the 1: My twin cuz Angelique Morales! And the list will continue!! ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ _ 0_0_ _ Sand Symbol _0_ Anbu Tattoo ~~~~~Funny Quotes~~~~~ "Did you ever know that it's really troublesome every time you say troublesome cause people get annoyed at you and that's really troublesome cause you know you're the one who caused it," - Ino Yamanaka to Shikamaru in http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4239489/24/ Haruno Sensei by candyluver "The phone is not to be used for gossip, but to send a message" - My friend Charlie's mother This person is a girl “Everyone has a past that’s why it’s called the past Tsuande,” Sakura spat- Unspoken Love http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4186686/10/Unspoken_Love by BrokenAngel714 "Come on Fetus...Breathe...Stay with me baby...OWW!!"- What I like about you "Bye Holly, love your shoes" Robyn said "Bye Robyn, hate your guts" Holly said- What I like about you "I prefer the movie, I liked it, cause I don't have to read"- Venezuelan transfer at my school "I am appauled to meet your wife" "Sarah what do you want to be when you grow up?" Daddy asked "Daddy when I grow up I want to be a prostituting lawyer" Sarah said "OMG!! Did you that Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and J Holiday died!!" "Chris Brown had no air, Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop and J Holiday suffocated" “Actually, Uchiha, I would like to know what you were doing there as well. My Anbu reports say that you were at your house all night…” Tsunade raised an eyebrow in question. “Care to elaborate?” “I slept at Sakura’s.” “But…what could you possible be doing there?” Karin sputtered. “Just replace ‘at’ with ‘with’ and I think you’ll understand, Karin.” Suigetsu taunted. - Shades of Grey - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3589343/15/Shades_of_Grey "I did not hit you, I simply high fived your face!" "To Alcohol the cause of- an solution to- all life's problems" - Homer Simpson “Yes, welcome to the real world. In this world, you do not get second chances and you do not get what you want. Few people get rewarded here, but even fewer are forgiven. This world is my world.” - Sakura- Konoha's Lullaby http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4208069/15/ "we should always expect the unexpected because you never expected things that are unexpected but only expect things that are expected because people expect things that are expected..." - Sasuke's Uncontrollable Lust http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2599457/5/Sasukes_Uncotrollable_Lust "Love is when you let someone sneeze in your face. And you kiss her in the mouth." - Sou dayo! Dai Ichi Ai! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2532453/34/ "We ride together we die together, Bad Boys 4 life"- Bad Boys ll Although cuteness and sexiness, no matter the man, always seems to be rid of when they get a bit too bossy- Sakura- TheCherryOnTop-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3702072/2/TheCherryOnTop Alice had an awesome adventure. She shrank and she grew. She met flowers and druggie caterpillars and cards and evil kitties and moronic bunnies. Then she almost got herself killed but she lived! If you don’t wanna call that an adventure, then I had no idea what one is- Sakura - TheCherryOnTop -http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3702072/2/TheCherryOnTop When you love someone, you open yourself up to suffering; that’s the sad truth. Maybe they’ll break your heart, or maybe you’ll break their heart and never be able to look at yourself the in the same way. Those are the risks. That’s the burden. Like wings, they have weight, we feel that weight on our backs, but they are a burden that lifts us. A burden which allows us to fly.--The End in the Beginning 4/24 - kakashifangrl1012 -http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3648042/27/How_the_Heck_did_THIS_Happen “I read in a book that staring at someone else’s personal affairs is highly inappropriate and rude,” Sai commented, voice clearly curious. “And look. Everyone’s staring. Isn’t that rude?” -- In Nine Days http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4235908/3/In_Nine_Days If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing and add you name on the bottoms. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, candyluver THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight,Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Ashuurii, Mariegurl, xXVampire-NinXx, candyluver, Narai Moroha, x.X.x.X.x.Babyboo294x.X.x.X.x 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: have never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you FRIENDS: would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: are for life FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp! 1993!! Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . . REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now 16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. Sing in the tune of "I love you, you love me" I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid ugly WHORE!! Disney Love Cinderella walked on broken glass. ~~~~Naruto Birthdays~~~~ January February March April May June July August September October November December How to be like Naruto! Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner (I have it for lunch) Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out (Maybe not...) Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan (...) Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try to run up a tree. (I tried. I fell) Trade in your hat for a forehead protector ( I have a forehead protecter. yupyupyup) Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharingan (NO) Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline (Psh i'll look like a stalker.) Graduate highshool and proclaim your self as Anbu (Sure, whynot?) List Anbu as current occupation on a job application (Um, no.) Spout out a random character quote on command (haha) Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" (Ok. sure,) When you run, you run with your arms behind you (i looked like a retard trying to fly.) Try to walk on top of a hot spring (NO) When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage (Or to be president, that works too.) Write your name in blood on a big scroll (I can't bite my finger it hurts) Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter (haha lol like Sasuke) You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. ( and wear emo eyeliner, and write 'love' on my forehead) You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (sorry my art skills stay on paper) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (I probably would...) You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (I think only sunglasses...) You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (Or open my eyes in the sea so they get red! -_-') You always wear green, skintight clothes. (OR BODYSUITS) When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (and be like It's not my fault!) You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (NO) You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (I don't think so) Turn Gay and get obsessed with snakes.(Heck No) You Know You're a Naruto Addict When... You eat Ramen all day every day. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts. You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. You cover half of your face with a mask. You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. You try to walk up trees using your feet only. You draw whiskers on your face. You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. You draw black circles around your eyes. You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities. You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. You run with your arms behind you. You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. ...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . You decide to call your morals your "ninja way". You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. You address your tests as the Chunin Exams. You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back. You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage” Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. You replace your backpack with a giant gourd. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts. ...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts. You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer. You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!" You give people the 'nice-guy' pose. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" You have to put on a headband before a major competition. ...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck. You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon". You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. You try to make pairings between characters. You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. You carry puppets with you. You call your group of friends a "three man cell". "Art is a Bang" Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow. You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it. The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade. You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. You spy on girls and call it research. You try to summon a frog in biology class. ...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor. You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage". You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. You have a pet pig named Tonton. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?” You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. You start making hand signs. ...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" You try to sign a contract with blood. You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands. You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!" You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left You think Byakugan looks a little painfull You even write in Adult Fanfiction You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden You make up your own little Naruto world in your head You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto ...And also try to add to this list as well Remix: Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer Sakura The Pink haired Kunoichi LOL! Created by x.X.x.X.x.Babyboo294.x.X.x.X.x. and J.O.L the 1 Sakura pink haired kunoichi! Had very pink hair And if you ever saw her You would even think she's queer All of the other shinobi Used to laugh and call her names They won't let poor Sakura Join in any shinobi games Then one folly Christmas Eve Sasuke came to say Sakura with your hair so bright Won't you become my wife tonight Then all of the other kunoichi Became really jealous that year Cause Sasuke didn't ask them If they could born his heir 12 DAYS OF Naruto Christmas!! REMIX!! Angelique: . 4, 3, 2, 1 Babyboo294: On the first day of Christmas the writer gave to me Hinata: A Naruto Plushie Angelique: On the second day of Christmas the writer love gave to me Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Babyboo294: On the third day of Christmas the writer gave to me Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And Naruto Plushie Angelique: On the fourth day of Christmas the writer gave to me Sakura: Hey can we go next Babyboo294: Okay, go ahead Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns Sasuke: What the hell Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Babyboo294: On the fifth day of Christmas the writer gave to me Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT! Angelique: Oh Boy!! Sakura: Five Sasuke-kuns Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Angelique: On the sixth day of Christmas the writer gave to me Sasuke: Hn Naruto: Teme you have to say something. So we can continue the song Sasuke: Hn Sakura: SASUKE!! FINISH THE SONG!! Sasuke: Grr…… six Chidoris Naruto: Thats all you could think of Sasuke: Look who’s talking. At least I didn’t got five bowls of stupid noodles Naruto: Hey Hey. Ramen is essential for my life Sasuke: Dobe Naruto: Teme Sasuke: Dobe Naruto: Teme Sasuke: Dobe Naruto: Teme Babyboo294: Hey Hey Hey break it up or I will bring imitation Michael Jackson out here for you Naruto & Sasuke: NO!! Angelique: Thank you. Now can we continue Orochimaru: Did someone call my name Babyboo294: Hey go crawl under a rock Orochimaru: Ssooo cccrrruelll Angelique; Okay then Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Babyboo294: On the seventh day of Christmas the writer gave to me Ino: Seven Uchiha babies Sakura: Hey Sasuke-kun is mine! Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!! Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Angelique: On the eight day of Christmas the writer gave to me Chouji: Eight Barbecue ribs!! Yum Yum! Burp! Excuse me Ino: Seven Uchiha babies Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!! Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Babyboo294: On the ninth day of Christmas the writer gave to me SNORE!! Ino: What?! Naruto: Shikamaru wake up!! Its not the time to be sleeping!! Shikamaru: YAWN!! Whats going on? Chouji: We’re singing a Christmas carol Shikamaru: ….. Ino: And its your turn to sing Babyboo294: On the ninth day of Christmas the writer gave to me Shikamaru: Troublesome. Nine days yawn of sleeping. SNORE! Chouji: Eight Barbecue ribs!! Ino: Seven Uchiha babies Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!! Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Angelique: On the tenth day of Christmas the writer gave to me TenTen: Ten kunai dart boards Shikamaru: SNORE!! Ino: SHIKAMARU!! BONK!! Shikamaru: OWW!! Nine days of sleeping SNORE1 Chouji: Eight Barbecue ribs!! Ino: Seven Uchiha babies Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!! Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Babyboo294: On the eleventh day of Christmas the writer gave to me Neji: Eleven Gentle Fists Ten Ten: Ten kunai dart boards Shikamaru: Nine snore days snore of sleemphm Ino: Seven Uchiha babies Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!! Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie Angelique: On the twelfth day of Christmas the writer gave to me Naruto: Please tell me this the last day, cause I’m hungry Kiba: Naruto you’re always hungry Naruto: Says the one who eats dog food Kiba: Dog Food is better than flimsy noodles Naruto: Hey don’t be dissing the Ramen Angelique: Look its only one more day so deal with it Babyboo294: On the twelfth day of Christmas the writer gave to me Lee: Twelve laps around the Fire Country!! Gai-sensei!! Gai: Lee! Lee: Gai-sensei! Gai: Lee! Lee: Gai-sensei! Gai: Lee! Lee: Gai-sensei! Gai: Lee! Lee: Gai-sensei! Ten Ten: HOLD IT!! Look if two of you all want to be together, do your loveydovey stuff over there. Cause I’m tired and I want this song to end okay! So leave what you all want to do after the song!! Everyone: Wooh!! ((SFX: Applause)) Neji: Eleven Gentle Fists Ten Ten: Ten kunai dart boards Shikamaru: Nine days mmmmm…… BONK!! Shikamaru: OWW!! Of sleeping! Ino: Seven Uchiha babies Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!! Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns Shino: Three ant farms Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food Everybody: And a Naruto Plushie!! Naruto: Next time we do this, make sure it stays at the five days of Christmas! I’m starving! Sakura: He will never change Ino; Hey forehead! How you end up getting four Sasuke- kuns! There is only one orginal! Sakura: And who say you can have seven Uchiha babies? Ino: Seven beautiful children coming from me. With me and Sasuke-kun’s good looks, our children will be supermodels Sakura: Seven dumb super models. Ever heard of the equation a positive plus a negative will make a negative. Ino: So, if he was with you, all your children will have big foreheaded bookworms!! HEY!! Ino: Who are you? Girl: I am from the future Sakura: The future? Girl: And all I know is that you better stop insulting me, before you end up getting erase from where I come from Ino; Who are you? Girl: I’m one of the Uchiha children Ino & Sakura: WHAT!! Ino: So who is your mother? Girl: I can’t say, Don’t worry just wait two more years and you will know Ino&Sakura: WAIT!! Babyboo294 & Angelique: Sorry. But we have to end it guys!! Everyone: Merry Belated Christmas and a Happy New Year!! This can be found in My Love Life With An Uchiha! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4602754/1/My_Love_Life_With_An_Uchiha This next song was done by Zangya, who cann be found on www.youtube.com Remix to Kiss Me Thru The Phone by Soulja Boy , Naruto Style Sakura Sakura I want ya NINJA NARUTO Sakura Sakura I want ya NINJA NARUTO She's pucnhing me like Dattebayo repeat We eatin' ramen like Dattebayo Sasuke's muggin me like dattebayo I wear my head band like dattebayo NINJA NARUTO Another song from Zangya Turn My Swagg On by Soulja Boy Naruto Style NARUTO UZUMAKI Hopped out of the bed Put my suit on Took a look in the mirror DATTEBAYO YEAH I'm getting Ramen Ohh Hopped out the bed Put my suit on I'm going get myself Ramen inside a cup YEAH I'm getting Ramen OHH I got my ramen I'm about to slurp it up YEAH YEAH I cheer my team on Were the best ones I'm about to slurp it up YEAH YEAH I got a question Why do they despise me I got a question Why do they all hate me Didn't do nothing to them Just ate my Ramen And cheered my team on And used my Kage Bunshin Now whats up YEAH Ramen Cup YEAH Since I was at a young age I put it in my head I would be Hokage Ramen Cup Hopped up out the bed Put my suit on Took a look in the mirror DATTEBAYO YEAH I'm getting ramen OHH Hopped out the bed Put my suit on I'm going get myself Ramen inside a cup YEAH I'm getting Ramen OHH I'm Back again I know alot of you wished I was never back YEAH YEAH I proved those haters wrong Got back with VIZ Media Came up with another show YEAH YEAH I told the world who I am Now pass the message Naruto reps Leah Village Now whats up YEAH YEAH Now anytime you see me clown Anytime you see me frown Anytime you see me in your village now DATTEBAYO YEAH YEAH NARUTO UZUMAKI Hopped out of the bed Put my suit on Took a look in the mirror DATTEBAYO YEAH I'm getting Ramen Ohh Hopped out the bed Put my suit on I'm going get myself Ramen inside a cup YEAH I'm getting Ramen OHH BELIEVE IT!! BELIEVE IT!! BYE BYE!! ~~~βabyboo294~~ | |||||||
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