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since: 02-18-07, id: 1222482, Profile Updated: 12-15-09
Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.

Name: Jamie J Chidori

Age: I am older than 0 and younger than 50...How old am i?

Gender: Of course a female!!

I have written 3 stories for Inuyasha and 2 Naruto stories too, please read it and review! Others will be coming soon after I sort out this first one!

Yello!

This is ~~~βabyboo294~~~ fanfiction writer in the making!

If you read my fanfictions even though so far please send me some reviews so I'll know if to delete it continue or just stop! Keeping sending them on!

~~~βabyoo294~~~

~~~~Favourite Animes watched~~~~

Inuyasha

Vampire Knight

Shugo Chara

Kirari Revolution

Naruto

Cardcaptors Sakura

Mermaid Melody

KamiKaze Kaito Jeanne

Fushigi Yugi

Rurouni Kenshin

Tokyo Mew Mew

Fruits Basket

Samurai Deeper Kyo

Koihime Musou

Ranma

Vandread

Gokusen

DragonBall Z etc. etc.

Naruto

I don't have any hated anime...yet!!

~~~~Favourite pairings~~~~

ElliotXZoey

SyaoranxSakura

AmuXIkuto

ZeroXYuki

TomoyoxEriol

MirokuxSango

ShikamaruXTemari

KibaXIno

NarutoXHinata

NarutoXSakura

NejiXSakura

NejiXTenTen

SasukeXSakura

LuchiaxKaito

InuyashaxKagome

KenshinXKauro

BattousaiXKauro

KyoXYuya

TamahomeXMiaka

ChiakiXMaron

RanmaXAkane

~~~~My music and artists~~~~

T.I, Alicia Keys, Kirk Franklin, Jason Mighty, D.J Nicholas, Sherwin Gardener, Papa San, Lecrae, Prodigal Son, StiTchie, Blackeyed Peas, and others that would be in those catogories.

WHO EVER IS READING MY PROFILE DO NOT READ ON UNLESS YOU READ MY STORY ,THERE WILL BE A SPOILER. IF YOU DO NOT HEED THIS YOU WILL BE SORRY!

N.B. In The Fate of the heart I will be starring as Maryah in this story which is Inuyasha little sister. Sorry for anyone who read my profile first before the story SPOILER!

Name: Maryah

Birthdate: August 23rd

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Living: Fuedal Era

Description: Long silver hair like Inuyasha's with bangs hanging from the side of her face, hair in a high ponytail, golden amber eyes like inuyasha's but darker hair changes colour in transformations

Abilities: She transforms into one of the Blue Ninetails with the power of her heartwinged locket.

~~~~My Fanfiction Creations~~~~

The Fate of The Heart

Summary:The Battle with Naraku has ended.What will the future hold for Inuyasha and his friends when finds out that Kagome is a heir to a demon clan called the Blue Ninetails and some one is reunited with their family that they lost long ago.CHP 10 is UP!

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures!

Summary: Kagome, Sango,Rin,Ayame and a new comer is the most popular girl band in Shikon High, but Inuyasha and his group have challenged them for the best of the bands! I have changed it around a bit so other chps will be coming!!

1st Naruto Fanfiction-Cupid's New Target: Me!

Summary: There is this all boy gang ruled my no other, Sasuke Uchiha who is followed by the whole fangirl and fanboy associations. Also a new girl comes to the school to change Sakura's opinion of them!! SasukeXSakura. NarutoXHinata, NejiXTenTen,ShikamaruXIno, ShikamaruXTemari,KibaXIno Chp 3 is up!!PLEASE READ & REVIEW!!

~~~~Coming Soon Fanfictions:~~~~

I haven't thought of a name yet but it is going to be a story about assassins, it has that theme

Characters:

Codename of Team-Blood Diamond

Shikuno Ayame/ Emerald

Age-28yrs

Position-Sabotage

Eye colour-green

Hair colour-red

Ability-Wolf Demon

Weapons-whip and poisonous irises, other weapons included in the irises,bombs

Okita Sango/ Pink Panther

Age-28yrs

Position-Next in Command

Eye colour-brown

Hair colour-dark brown

Ability-Defense,Stealthy, can attack without anyone knowing

Weapons-poisonous needles, if needed Hikoratsua huge boomerang, Kilala transportation if needed

Shikunaru Rin/ Topaz

Age-22yrs

Position-Computer geek, Creator of new weapons

Eye colour-brown

Hair colour-black

Ability-Brains

Weapons-Robots/Creations

Higurashi Kagome/ Diamond

Age-27yrs

Position- Leader

Eye colour-chocolate brown

Hair colour-dark brown

Ability-Miko/ Attacks

Weapons-Two guns on each side of her leg

Takahashi Maryah/ Black Diamond

Age-25yrs

Position-??

Eye colour- gold amber

Hair colour- silver

Ability- Half Demon/ Speed

Weapons-Two swords/katanas behind her back in an "X"

2nd Naruto Fanfiction: My Love Life With An Uchiha!!

Peoples, I back with another story again!

Summary: " MOMMY!!" "Ugh to think that I would end up in this position, mother of 6 children! And living in the home of no other Uchiha Sasuke! How did I end up in this position? You'll have to read and find out!! Prologue included! SasukeXSakura, NarutoXHinata etc.

~~~~Hobbies~~~~

Also not only am I a writer I am also a drawer!! If you want to see my drawings of some of my characters, like Maryah Takahashi, u can see them on my deviant art account!! Just luk for Babyboo294 on www.deviantart.com and u should find them in my gallery!!

~~~~Sayings~~~~

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Its bad but it is true

Coming from one of my favourite authors :HinaNaruFan4ever

~~~βabyboo294~~~~~

~~~~Favourite People are~~~~

J.O.L the 1: My twin cuz Angelique Morales!

HinaNaruFan4ever

deceiving fallen angel

Obsidian.Jade.Love

sTaRbUrSt LiLiEs

LoveMeDeadly

ickle kat

Tenshi-Chan008

kickass.chick91

And the list will continue!!


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~~~~~Funny Quotes~~~~~

"Did you ever know that it's really troublesome every time you say troublesome cause people get annoyed at you and that's really troublesome cause you know you're the one who caused it," - Ino Yamanaka to Shikamaru in http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4239489/24/ Haruno Sensei by candyluver

"The phone is not to be used for gossip, but to send a message" - My friend Charlie's mother This person is a girl

“Everyone has a past that’s why it’s called the past Tsuande,” Sakura spat- Unspoken Love http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4186686/10/Unspoken_Love by BrokenAngel714

"Come on Fetus...Breathe...Stay with me baby...OWW!!"- What I like about you

"Bye Holly, love your shoes" Robyn said

"Bye Robyn, hate your guts" Holly said- What I like about you

"I prefer the movie, I liked it, cause I don't have to read"- Venezuelan transfer at my school

"I am appauled to meet your wife"

"Sarah what do you want to be when you grow up?" Daddy asked

"Daddy when I grow up I want to be a prostituting lawyer" Sarah said

"OMG!! Did you that Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and J Holiday died!!"

"Chris Brown had no air, Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop and J Holiday suffocated"

“Actually, Uchiha, I would like to know what you were doing there as well. My Anbu reports say that you were at your house all night…” Tsunade raised an eyebrow in question. “Care to elaborate?”

“I slept at Sakura’s.”

“But…what could you possible be doing there?” Karin sputtered.

“Just replace ‘at’ with ‘with’ and I think you’ll understand, Karin.” Suigetsu taunted. - Shades of Grey - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3589343/15/Shades_of_Grey

"I did not hit you, I simply high fived your face!"

"To Alcohol the cause of- an solution to- all life's problems" - Homer Simpson

“Yes, welcome to the real world. In this world, you do not get second chances and you do not get what you want. Few people get rewarded here, but even fewer are forgiven. This world is my world.” - Sakura- Konoha's Lullaby http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4208069/15/

"we should always expect the unexpected because you never expected things that are unexpected but only expect things that are expected because people expect things that are expected..." - Sasuke's Uncontrollable Lust http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2599457/5/Sasukes_Uncotrollable_Lust

"Love is when you let someone sneeze in your face.

And you kiss her in the mouth." - Sou dayo! Dai Ichi Ai! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2532453/34/

"We ride together we die together, Bad Boys 4 life"- Bad Boys ll

Although cuteness and sexiness, no matter the man, always seems to be rid of when they get a bit too bossy- Sakura- TheCherryOnTop-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3702072/2/TheCherryOnTop

Alice had an awesome adventure. She shrank and she grew. She met flowers and druggie caterpillars and cards and evil kitties and moronic bunnies. Then she almost got herself killed but she lived! If you don’t wanna call that an adventure, then I had no idea what one is- Sakura - TheCherryOnTop -http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3702072/2/TheCherryOnTop

When you love someone, you open yourself up to suffering; that’s the sad truth. Maybe they’ll break your heart, or maybe you’ll break their heart and never be able to look at yourself the in the same way. Those are the risks. That’s the burden.

Like wings, they have weight, we feel that weight on our backs, but they are a burden that lifts us. A burden which allows us to fly.--The End in the Beginning 4/24 - kakashifangrl1012 -http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3648042/27/How_the_Heck_did_THIS_Happen

“I read in a book that staring at someone else’s personal affairs is highly inappropriate and rude,” Sai commented, voice clearly curious. “And look. Everyone’s staring. Isn’t that rude?” -- In Nine Days http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4235908/3/In_Nine_Days


If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, candyluver

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight,Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Ashuurii, Mariegurl, xXVampire-NinXx, candyluver, Narai Moroha, x.X.x.X.x.Babyboo294x.X.x.X.x


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house

BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!


1993!! Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.


Sing in the tune of "I love you, you love me"

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!


Disney Love

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common theif.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

~~~~Naruto Birthdays~~~~

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankuro
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru


How to be like Naruto!

Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner (I have it for lunch)

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out (Maybe not...)

Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan (...)

Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try to run up a tree. (I tried. I fell)

Trade in your hat for a forehead protector ( I have a forehead protecter. yupyupyup)

Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharingan (NO)

Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline (Psh i'll look like a stalker.)

Graduate highshool and proclaim your self as Anbu (Sure, whynot?)

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application (Um, no.)

Spout out a random character quote on command (haha)

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" (Ok. sure,)

When you run, you run with your arms behind you (i looked like a retard trying to fly.)

Try to walk on top of a hot spring (NO)

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage (Or to be president, that works too.)

Write your name in blood on a big scroll (I can't bite my finger it hurts)

Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter (haha lol like Sasuke)

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. ( and wear emo eyeliner, and write 'love' on my forehead)

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (sorry my art skills stay on paper)

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (I probably would...)

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (I think only sunglasses...)

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (Or open my eyes in the sea so they get red! -_-')

You always wear green, skintight clothes. (OR BODYSUITS)

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (and be like It's not my fault!)

You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (NO)

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (I don't think so)

Turn Gay and get obsessed with snakes.(Heck No)


You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well


Remix: Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer Sakura The Pink haired Kunoichi LOL!

Created by x.X.x.X.x.Babyboo294.x.X.x.X.x. and J.O.L the 1

Sakura pink haired kunoichi!

Had very pink hair

And if you ever saw her

You would even think she's queer

All of the other shinobi

Used to laugh and call her names

They won't let poor Sakura

Join in any shinobi games

Then one folly Christmas Eve

Sasuke came to say

Sakura with your hair so bright

Won't you become my wife tonight

Then all of the other kunoichi

Became really jealous that year

Cause Sasuke didn't ask them

If they could born his heir


12 DAYS OF Naruto Christmas!! REMIX!!

Angelique: . 4, 3, 2, 1

Babyboo294: On the first day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Hinata: A Naruto Plushie

Angelique: On the second day of Christmas the writer love gave to me

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Babyboo294: On the third day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And Naruto Plushie

Angelique: On the fourth day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Sakura: Hey can we go next

Babyboo294: Okay, go ahead

Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns

Sasuke: What the hell

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Babyboo294: On the fifth day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!

Angelique: Oh Boy!!

Sakura: Five Sasuke-kuns

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Angelique: On the sixth day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Sasuke: Hn

Naruto: Teme you have to say something. So we can continue the song

Sasuke: Hn

Sakura: SASUKE!! FINISH THE SONG!!

Sasuke: Grr…… six Chidoris

Naruto: Thats all you could think of

Sasuke: Look who’s talking. At least I didn’t got five bowls of stupid noodles

Naruto: Hey Hey. Ramen is essential for my life

Sasuke: Dobe

Naruto: Teme

Sasuke: Dobe

Naruto: Teme

Sasuke: Dobe

Naruto: Teme

Babyboo294: Hey Hey Hey break it up or I will bring imitation Michael Jackson out here for you

Naruto & Sasuke: NO!!

Angelique: Thank you. Now can we continue

Orochimaru: Did someone call my name

Babyboo294: Hey go crawl under a rock

Orochimaru: Ssooo cccrrruelll

Angelique; Okay then

Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Babyboo294: On the seventh day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Ino: Seven Uchiha babies

Sakura: Hey Sasuke-kun is mine!

Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris

Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!!

Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Angelique: On the eight day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Chouji: Eight Barbecue ribs!! Yum Yum! Burp! Excuse me

Ino: Seven Uchiha babies

Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris

Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!!

Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Babyboo294: On the ninth day of Christmas the writer gave to me

SNORE!!

Ino: What?!

Naruto: Shikamaru wake up!! Its not the time to be sleeping!!

Shikamaru: YAWN!! Whats going on?

Chouji: We’re singing a Christmas carol

Shikamaru: …..

Ino: And its your turn to sing

Babyboo294: On the ninth day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Shikamaru: Troublesome. Nine days yawn of sleeping. SNORE!

Chouji: Eight Barbecue ribs!!

Ino: Seven Uchiha babies

Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris

Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!!

Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Angelique: On the tenth day of Christmas the writer gave to me

TenTen: Ten kunai dart boards

Shikamaru: SNORE!!

Ino: SHIKAMARU!! BONK!!

Shikamaru: OWW!! Nine days of sleeping SNORE1

Chouji: Eight Barbecue ribs!!

Ino: Seven Uchiha babies

Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris

Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!!

Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Babyboo294: On the eleventh day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Neji: Eleven Gentle Fists

Ten Ten: Ten kunai dart boards

Shikamaru: Nine snore days snore of sleemphm

Ino: Seven Uchiha babies

Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris

Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!!

Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Hinata: And a Naruto Plushie

Angelique: On the twelfth day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Naruto: Please tell me this the last day, cause I’m hungry

Kiba: Naruto you’re always hungry

Naruto: Says the one who eats dog food

Kiba: Dog Food is better than flimsy noodles

Naruto: Hey don’t be dissing the Ramen

Angelique: Look its only one more day so deal with it

Babyboo294: On the twelfth day of Christmas the writer gave to me

Lee: Twelve laps around the Fire Country!! Gai-sensei!!

Gai: Lee!

Lee: Gai-sensei!

Gai: Lee!

Lee: Gai-sensei!

Gai: Lee!

Lee: Gai-sensei!

Gai: Lee!

Lee: Gai-sensei!

Ten Ten: HOLD IT!! Look if two of you all want to be together, do your loveydovey stuff over there. Cause I’m tired and I want this song to end okay! So leave what you all want to do after the song!!

Everyone: Wooh!!

((SFX: Applause))

Neji: Eleven Gentle Fists

Ten Ten: Ten kunai dart boards

Shikamaru: Nine days mmmmm……

BONK!!

Shikamaru: OWW!! Of sleeping!

Ino: Seven Uchiha babies

Sasuke: Sixth Chidoris

Naruto: FIVE BOWLS OF RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!!

Sakura: Four Sasuke-kuns

Shino: Three ant farms

Kiba: Two bags of Dog Food

Everybody: And a Naruto Plushie!!

Naruto: Next time we do this, make sure it stays at the five days of Christmas! I’m starving!

Sakura: He will never change

Ino; Hey forehead! How you end up getting four Sasuke- kuns! There is only one orginal!

Sakura: And who say you can have seven Uchiha babies?

Ino: Seven beautiful children coming from me. With me and Sasuke-kun’s good looks, our children will be supermodels

Sakura: Seven dumb super models. Ever heard of the equation a positive plus a negative will make a negative.

Ino: So, if he was with you, all your children will have big foreheaded bookworms!!

HEY!!

Ino: Who are you?

Girl: I am from the future

Sakura: The future?

Girl: And all I know is that you better stop insulting me, before you end up getting erase from where I come from

Ino; Who are you?

Girl: I’m one of the Uchiha children

Ino & Sakura: WHAT!!

Ino: So who is your mother?

Girl: I can’t say, Don’t worry just wait two more years and you will know

Ino&Sakura: WAIT!!

Babyboo294 & Angelique: Sorry. But we have to end it guys!!

Everyone: Merry Belated Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

This can be found in My Love Life With An Uchiha!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4602754/1/My_Love_Life_With_An_Uchiha


This next song was done by Zangya, who cann be found on www.youtube.com

Remix to Kiss Me Thru The Phone by Soulja Boy , Naruto Style

Sakura
know narutoloves ya
he just wants to hug ya
But i guess he cant because you love sasuke uchiha
dude he's such a loser
emo kid's a poser
so ditch him right now and chose him cuz he's naruto
cuz he's naruto
You like him I know
Yeah, hes naruto
Yeah he's naruto
girl stop being a hoe

Sakura
You know that i love ya
Love you like no other
Naruto Uzumaki, yeah
You could be my girlfriend
I could be your guy
I would treat you right
unlike sasuke who doesn even like you
no way
sasuke is a cheater,
and when she wants some ramen
i bet he won't feed her

I want ya
I love ya
I really wanna touch ya but I can't

NINJA NARUTO

Sakura
know naruto loves ya
he just wants to hug ya
But i guess he cant because you love sasuke uchiha
dude he's such a loser
emo kid's a poser
so ditch him right now and chose him cuz he's naruto
yeah he's naruto
You like him I know
Yeah, hes naruto
Yeah he's naruto
girl stop being a hoe

Sakura
Forget my past mistakes
Like when I kissed sasuke
Everything I did, man, I'm sorry I'm sorry!
I think sasuke's ugly
You're the one Im wanting
Don't mean to be annoying
Punch me in the face
Sakura i dont mind it
Why, infact I find it to be real amusin'

I want ya
I love ya
I really wanna touch ya but I can't!

NINJA NARUTO

She's pucnhing me like

Dattebayo repeat

We eatin' ramen like

Dattebayo

Sasuke's muggin me like

dattebayo

I wear my head band like

dattebayo

NINJA NARUTO

Another song from Zangya

Turn My Swagg On by Soulja Boy Naruto Style

NARUTO UZUMAKI

Hopped out of the bed

Put my suit on

Took a look in the mirror

DATTEBAYO

YEAH

I'm getting Ramen

Ohh

Hopped out the bed

Put my suit on

I'm going get myself Ramen inside a cup

YEAH

I'm getting Ramen

OHH

I got my ramen

I'm about to slurp it up

YEAH

YEAH

I cheer my team on

Were the best ones

I'm about to slurp it up

YEAH

YEAH

I got a question

Why do they despise me

I got a question

Why do they all hate me

Didn't do nothing to them

Just ate my Ramen

And cheered my team on

And used my Kage Bunshin

Now whats up

YEAH

Ramen Cup

YEAH

Since I was at a young age

I put it in my head

I would be Hokage

Ramen Cup

Hopped up out the bed

Put my suit on

Took a look in the mirror

DATTEBAYO

YEAH

I'm getting ramen

OHH

Hopped out the bed

Put my suit on

I'm going get myself Ramen inside a cup

YEAH

I'm getting Ramen

OHH

I'm Back again

I know alot of you wished I was never back

YEAH

YEAH

I proved those haters wrong

Got back with VIZ Media

Came up with another show

YEAH

YEAH

I told the world who I am

Now pass the message

Naruto reps Leah Village

Now whats up

YEAH

YEAH

Now anytime you see me clown

Anytime you see me frown

Anytime you see me in your village now

DATTEBAYO

YEAH

YEAH

NARUTO UZUMAKI

Hopped out of the bed

Put my suit on

Took a look in the mirror

DATTEBAYO

YEAH

I'm getting Ramen

Ohh

Hopped out the bed

Put my suit on

I'm going get myself Ramen inside a cup

YEAH

I'm getting Ramen

OHH

BELIEVE IT!!

BELIEVE IT!!

BYE BYE!!

~~~βabyboo294~~


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