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Jimmy Candlestick
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since: 02-18-07, id: 1222690, Profile Updated: 07-25-09
country: United States
Author has written 28 stories for AcceleRacers, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Chronicles of Narnia.

" Pride is a disease to which no one is immune to." -Kyle Idleman

"This is so touching, you have to laugh."-A friend, on a sad part in Ms. Potter.

"And what I say is, when chaps are visible, why, they can see one another."-The Chief Monopod from Voyage of the Dawn Treader

"You don't understand. These boys killed my dog."-Swagger in Shooter

Hey, first of all, in case anyone thinks I'm a guy, like my name implies, I'm not. Also, I'm a Christian, so don't be surprised if I put some Christian views in my stories. Sorry this is so boring. I'm not feeling very creative right now.

I'm gonna say I'm a female leprechaun, even though I'm not. See, I'm not feeling creative. Sorry. No interesting little tid-bits. they get boring after a while. If you want to know about the stories I am writing, or have written, please refer to the list below that shows those stories. It often says 'completed' at the beginning of the small print, if I am done writing it. I allow Anonymous reviews.

I DO NOT READ OR WRITE SLASH OR INCEST STORIES.

Ooooh. About Drifter, just wanted to give you the heads up, it's most definitely not my best. So, if you read it, don't expect awesomeness galore from my writing. Well, at least especially for that one. My pieces most likely won't blow you away all the time, but just especially don't expect incredible writing from Drifter.

I must say this-read 'The Giver'! It's brilliant, and incredibly thought provoking, though a little creepy.

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You're probably wondering about my name, I got it while Candlestick Bowling. That game is so much fun. And I call Prof. Plum, from Clue, Jimmy. I have no idea why.

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

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1. A Little Spy Work » reviews
Rating may change. Alright, I lied. I'll write another summ. As the title suggests, there is a little spy work going on in and around the Acceledrome. Who is doing the spy work? Is it perhaps the guy who saved Lani from her from a mugging? For what reason
AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 4-20-08
2. To Deal with Loss » reviews
This is the story of the Teku dealing with Tone's dead. It's mostly through Kurt's eyes, and will be dealing mostly with him and Nolo. Title may change.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 7-8-09
3. Common Shame reviews
Late one night, Professor Digory Kirke and Edmund Pevensie have a conversation about shame. one-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-1-09 - Digory Kirke & Edmund Pevensie - Complete
4. Resentment reviews
One-shot. Markie had a lot of thinking time to examine himself and his feelings when with the Drones.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete
5. How He Came Back reviews
For those of you who still want to know how Vert's doin'. An' how he's reunited. An' even if you have a version, have read one, or whatever, here's mine. Just for you. one-shot.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-09 - Complete
6. Grieving reviews
Set immediately and soon after the death of Vert's mom. one-shot. Oh, at this point and time, Vert hasn't yet adopted his nickname...so, he'll be called Josef. Which is his name.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-09 - Complete
7. Overwhelmed by Boredom reviews
A few Silencerz are reviewing security and racing footage, and are quite bored. Here's one of the conversations they go through. This story is fixed, as it was formally unfinished. One-shot.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete
8. To the Death reviews
Hopefully to become a series of one-shots. It's from Oreius' P.O.V. Beginning at the battle at the end of LWW, and intended to end sometime during the Golden Age of Narnia....sorry if i got that wrong. My Narnia terminology isn't as good as it once was.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-09 - Oreius & Peter Pevensie
9. Light of Ilúvatar » reviews
Takes place in LOTR. An Elf from the past is once again in possession of an ancient jewel. A King is ill, with no hope. What is the task for the mysterious Elf? And is there hope for the King? Rating may change.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 4-4-08
10. A Present Look at the Past Christmases » reviews
It's basically present retellings of some of the 'Ghost of Christmas Past' stories. I couldn't leave them quite alone. Death fic in the first story.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 12-13-08 - Complete
11. From: ConscienceTo: You reviews
A one-shot about Markie. It's in second person. A little dark. But, I'm pretty sure I've made darker. If yet a little.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete
12. Hit Me reviews
Taken from a scene from Dark Knight, why Joker wanted Batman to hit him. It doesn't actually contain any definite answers, just musings. One-shot. It's a little dark, but I didn't deem it dark enough to rate T.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-14-08 - Joker & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
13. The Ghost of Christmas Past » reviews
This is a collection of Christmas stories. Hopefully about every character on either team, plus Dr.Tezla and Lani. I'm gonna try to finish before Christmas. All of these should be about past Christmas memories. Anon. Reviews allowed.
AcceleRacers - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete
14. Death and a Guardian Angel » reviews
It began out as a normal day for the boys. Joe just made a joke, and they were laughing, while driving down the road. Suddenly, while on a bridge the car flips. Not five minutes later, Frank is shot. Anonymous reviews allowed. FINISHED.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-29-07 - Frank H. & Joe H. - Complete
15. Slow Down reviews
Odd title for Acceleracers, right? It's a one-shot. Kurt is on a 'forced vacation', and thinks about it's benefits. I really wish there was a genre for, 'relaxed day'. Ya know?
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-08 - Complete
16. The Worst of Things reviews
While Maglor is out hunting, Maedhros, who is watching the twins, must confront one of his greatest enemies. One-shot.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete
17. After Great Deeds reviews
Basically, it's what happens when Imrahil takes a wounded Faramir into the city, right before the Battle of Pelannor Fields. If I got that right. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-28-08 - Faramir - Complete
18. That Glorious Day reviews
A one-shot from the perspective of a soldier at the Black gates, during the final moments in battle. movieverse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete
19. He Sang reviews
A Maglor fic. A one-shot with him watching his last brother die and mayhaps why he wanders the sea. Rated for death. Anonymous reviews allowed.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete
20. I Am a Guardian Angel reviews
Who is a guardian angel? Oh, you'll have to find out. I'm kinda obsessed with them at the moment, so, I decided that I'll just do one for Acceleracers. It's from the angel's P.O.V. oneshot. Just a little gory.
AcceleRacers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-08
21. Blissful Ignorance reviews
Yes, I wrote yet another story. Oneshot. This is the sequalcompanion to the story 'I Race My Oblivious Son'. This time, from Vert's point of veiw. Enjoy!
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-07 - Complete
22. I Race My Oblivious Son reviews
Oneshot. This is a story from Major Wheeler's point of veiw, while in a realm. Slightly AU.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete
23. It Happens at Midnight reviews
What happens at midnight, you may ask. Well, think of all the fairytale stories that you know of that include midnight, and mix it with all the stories that have little toys coming to life when no one is in there with them, and this is what you get! 1shot
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-22-07 - Complete
24. Drifter » reviews
First, someone quits. Then, a new driver appears. Then, Shirako crashes and is saved by the driver. Then, Markie crashes and is taken by the driver. Are thes makings of a good story? Eh, I'll let you decide. No language. FINISHED! [Grins evily]
AcceleRacers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,734 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 2-23-07 - Complete
25. The Back Doctor reviews
This is a Monkey fic! It's about one of his many fears. Not quite hilarious, but amusing, none the less. Enjoy! oneshot.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete
26. Sunny days » reviews
I was riding home from church, and was...inspired. It was so lovely. It's kind of random.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 3-11-07 - Complete
27. Super Duper Dog reviews
Let's just say that Taro has hit his head one too many times. I wrote this a little hyper...on permanant marker fumes...yeah.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete
28. Mothers Day reviews
Not a case, just something for Mothers Day. The boys are 14 and 13.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-13-07 - Laura H. - Complete
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