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| Jimmy Candlestick |
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Author has written 51 stories for AcceleRacers, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Chronicles of Narnia, Batman, Young Justice, Captain America, Batman, and Doctor Who. " Pride is a disease to which no one is immune to." -Kyle Idleman "This is so touching, you have to laugh."-A friend, on a sad part in Ms. Potter. "And what I say is, when chaps are visible, why, they can see one another."-The Chief Monopod from Voyage of the Dawn Treader "You don't understand. These boys killed my dog."-Swagger in Shooter Hey, first of all, in case anyone thinks I'm a guy, like my name implies, I'm not. Also, I'm a Christian, so that'll show up. Jus' sayin'. Sorry this is so boring. I'm not feeling very creative right now. I'm gonna say I'm a female leprechaun, even though I'm not. See, I'm not feeling creative. Sorry. No interesting little tid-bits. they get boring after a while. If you want to know about the stories I am writing, or have written, please refer to the list below that shows those stories. It often says 'completed' at the beginning of the small print, if I am done writing it. I allow Anonymous reviews. A Reviewers Guide to Critiquing. Step One: Find something you dislike and/or is grammatically incorrect with the story. Step Two: Write/type said dislikes/incorrections down. Step Three: Expand and let the author know why such things are disliked and/or wrong, and then suggest how it could be done better. Step Four: Add some niceties, just so it's not a flame, and the author knows that they aren't hated. Step Five: Post review. I do not read slash or incest stories. Nor do I write them. Ooooh. About Drifter, just wanted to give you the heads up, it's most definitely not my best. So, if you read it, don't expect awesomeness galore from my writing. Well, at least especially for that one. My pieces most likely won't blow you away all the time, but just especially don't expect incredible writing from Drifter. (\)_(/) You're probably wondering about my name, I got it while Candlestick Bowling. That game is so much fun. And I call Prof. Plum, from Clue, Jimmy. I have no idea why. FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" | |||||||
1. Iscariot » reviewsHe was trusted. Perhaps, the most trusted of them all.Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,331 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 4-9-12 - Richard G./Robin2. Apathy » reviewsApathy. An absence of emotion. The lack of a response. Batman. A man who tends to avoid emotion. Robin. A boy who cannot live without it. A series of one-shots, only written in response to episodes in which apathy is a trait touched on.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-22-12 - Published: 11-10-11 - Richard G./Nightwing & Bruce W./Batman3. Faithful and True reviews"Look at you. Bluer than blue. Faithful and true." one-shot.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-12 - TARDIS - Complete4. A Treasure Beyond Compare reviews"Well, somebody didn't get out much for two thousand years."Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-12 - Rory W. - Complete5. A Comforting Hand reviewsOne-shot. Damian doesn't have nightmares. They are a sign of weakness. And yet, they plague his sleep. Damian doesn't need to be comforted. It is an unnecessary waste of time. And yet, he longs for it in his hour of need.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-10-11 - Damian W./Robin & Richard G./Nightwing - Complete6. You Win Some, You Lose Some reviewsOne-shot, set after "Homefront." Why was she crying? There was no need to cry. They were successful, they were alive, they were all fine.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-6-11 - Artemis C./Artemis - Complete7. Lousy Hormones reviewsOne shot, set after "Humanity." Bruce and Dick have a heart-to-heart talk that may or may not pertain unto a certain female magician. While it starts in good fun, the conversation reveals deeper feelings on the matter of love than was first expected.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-26-11 - Bruce W./Batman & Richard G./Robin - Complete8. Ten Years reviewsWally was five. Dick was three. It's been ten years. How could they react? One shot.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-11 - Wally W./Kid Flash & Richard G./Robin - Complete9. And They Danced reviewsHe had a date. One shot.Captain America - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 8-17-11 - Steve R./Capt. America & P. Carter - Complete10. Fragile Peace reviewsSPOILER ALERT - Occurs after the episode Targets. One-shot. Aqualad and Batman hold a discussion about the team.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-4-11 - Kaldur/Aqualad & Bruce W./Batman - Complete11. You Let Her Go reviewsOne-shot, set after Infiltrator. Batman wasn't exactly thrilled that Artemis let Cheshire go. Artemis may deny it all she wants, and claim that Cheshire simply got away. But, Batman knows she's lying. And Batman doesn't like it when people lie to him.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-31-11 - Artemis C./Artemis & Bruce W./Batman - Complete12. That Father Feeling reviewsOne-shot. Artemis has been pushing herself to the point of exhaustion in training, and Green Arrow sets out to find the answer...albeit reluctantly.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-16-11 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow & Artemis C./Artemis - Complete13. Howevers reviewsSet after Bereft. Batman questions M'Gann on her actions and decisions made during the mission.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-11 - Megan M./Miss Martian & Bruce W./Batman - Complete14. Death Glows Green reviewsWritten for the Pain and Angst Challenge by Naimeria. Superboy finds himself against a foe that proves to be much more powerful than he looks. It really doesn't help with kryptonite is involved. One-shot. Rated T to be safe.Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 2-22-11 - Conner K./Superboy & Richard G./Robin - Complete15. Call Next Time reviewsOne-shot. Wally West must deal with his Uncle's reaction to the "Cadmus incident." And, suffice to say, Barry ain't thrilled. Set after Independence Day part 2.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-12-11 - Wally W./Kid Flash & Barry A./Flash - Complete16. What Doesn't Kill You reviewsPlaced after "Drop Zone." Robin's frustration with his easy defeat to Kobra leads him to questions, that, he simply doesn't have the answer to. Luckily for him, He's got Batman and Alfred with ready wisdom. One-shot.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-11-11 - Bruce W./Batman & Richard G./Robin - Complete17. Aster reviewsOne-shot, set after the episode, "Schooled". Superboy, still dealing with Superman's rejection has a little chat with an unlikely - or at least unexpected - friend.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-4-11 - Conner K./Superboy & Bruce W./Batman - Complete18. His Mother's Teachings reviewsOne-shot. Kaldur went for a midnight swim, and, instead, got a midnight conversation, and ended up learning more than he thought he would have.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-29-11 - Kaldur/Aqualad & Richard G./Robin - Complete19. A Little Spy Work » reviewsRating may change. Alright, I lied. I'll write another summ. As the title suggests, there is a little spy work going on in and around the Acceledrome. Who is doing the spy work? Is it perhaps the guy who saved Lani from her from a mugging? For what reasonAcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,889 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 4-20-0820. Santa? reviewsIn which Wally asks Dick if he ever believed in Santa Claus. One-shot. Yes, I know, it's random. But, the kid *was* in a circus.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-28-10 - Wally W./Kid Flash & Richard G./Nightwing - Complete21. A Clone of Myself reviewsOne-shot, for Aoi-Moku. How does Superman react to Superboy, exactly? What goes through his head? Well, read and find out.Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-19-10 - Clark K./Superman & Conner K./Superboy - Complete22. Whelming reviewsThis is possibly a temporary title. A one-shot, looking at the ride home between the Cadmus dealio, and Mount Justice. It's Batman and Robin. I needed closure.Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 12-7-10 - Bruce W./Batman & Richard G./Robin - Complete23. Harder reviewsHave you noticed that, while Bruce/Batman gets hurt fairly often in the first season or two, once he gets partners, he doesn't? Why is that? A chat between Alfred and Bruce. One-shotBatman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-6-10 - Alfred & Bruce W./Batman - Complete24. Hit Him reviews"Hit him. You know you want to."Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-13-10 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker - Complete25. To Deal with Loss » reviewsThis is the story of the Teku dealing with Tone's dead. It's mostly through Kurt's eyes, and will be dealing mostly with him and Nolo. Title may change.AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 7-8-0926. Common Shame reviewsLate one night, Professor Digory Kirke and Edmund Pevensie have a conversation about shame. one-shot.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-1-09 - Digory Kirke & Edmund Pevensie - Complete27. Resentment reviewsOne-shot. Markie had a lot of thinking time to examine himself and his feelings when with the Drones.AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete28. How He Came Back reviewsFor those of you who still want to know how Vert's doin'. An' how he's reunited. An' even if you have a version, have read one, or whatever, here's mine. Just for you. one-shot.AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-19-09 - Complete29. Grieving reviewsSet immediately and soon after the death of Vert's mom. one-shot. Oh, at this point and time, Vert hasn't yet adopted his nickname...so, he'll be called Josef. Which is his name.AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-09 - Complete30. Overwhelmed by Boredom reviewsA few Silencerz are reviewing security and racing footage, and are quite bored. Here's one of the conversations they go through. This story is fixed, as it was formally unfinished. One-shot.AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete31. To the Death reviewsHopefully to become a series of one-shots. It's from Oreius' P.O.V. Beginning at the battle at the end of LWW, and intended to end sometime during the Golden Age of Narnia...sorry if i got that wrong. My Narnia terminology isn't as good as it once was.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-15-09 - Oreius & Peter Pevensie32. Light of Ilúvatar » reviewsTakes place in LOTR. An Elf from the past is once again in possession of an ancient jewel. A King is ill, with no hope. What is the task for the mysterious Elf? And is there hope for the King? Rating may change.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 4-4-0833. A Present Look at the Past Christmases » reviewsIt's basically present retellings of some of the 'Ghost of Christmas Past' stories. I couldn't leave them quite alone. Death fic in the first story.AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 12-13-08 - Complete34. From: ConscienceTo: You reviewsA one-shot about Markie. It's in second person. A little dark. But, I'm pretty sure I've made darker. If yet a little.AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete35. Hit Me reviewsTaken from a scene from Dark Knight, why Joker wanted Batman to hit him. It doesn't actually contain any definite answers, just musings. One-shot. It's a little dark, but I didn't deem it dark enough to rate T.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-14-08 - Joker & Bruce W./Batman - Complete36. The Ghost of Christmas Past » reviewsThis is a collection of Christmas stories. Hopefully about every character on either team, plus Dr.Tezla and Lani. I'm gonna try to finish before Christmas. All of these should be about past Christmas memories. Anon. Reviews allowed.AcceleRacers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete37. Death and a Guardian Angel » reviewsIt began out as a normal day for the boys. Joe just made a joke, and they were laughing, while driving down the road. Suddenly, while on a bridge the car flips. Not five minutes later, Frank is shot. Anonymous reviews allowed. FINISHED.Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,081 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-29-07 - Frank H. & Joe H. - Complete38. Slow Down reviewsOdd title for Acceleracers, right? It's a one-shot. Kurt is on a 'forced vacation', and thinks about it's benefits. I really wish there was a genre for, 'relaxed day'. Ya know?AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-08 - Complete39. The Worst of Things reviewsWhile Maglor is out hunting, Maedhros, who is watching the twins, must confront one of his greatest enemies. One-shot.Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-28-08 - Maedhros & Maglor - Complete40. After Great Deeds reviewsBasically, it's what happens when Imrahil takes a wounded Faramir into the city, right before the Battle of Pelannor Fields. If I got that right. One-shot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-28-08 - Faramir & Imrahil - Complete41. That Glorious Day reviewsA one-shot from the perspective of a soldier at the Black gates, during the final moments in battle. movieverse.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete42. He Sang reviewsA Maglor fic. A one-shot with him watching his last brother die and mayhaps why he wanders the sea. Rated for death. Anonymous reviews allowed.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-12-08 - Maglor - Complete43. I Am a Guardian Angel reviewsWho is a guardian angel? Oh, you'll have to find out. I'm kinda obsessed with them at the moment, so, I decided that I'll just do one for Acceleracers. It's from the angel's P.O.V. oneshot. Just a little gory.AcceleRacers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-24-0844. Blissful Ignorance reviewsYes, I wrote yet another story. Oneshot. This is the sequalcompanion to the story 'I Race My Oblivious Son'. This time, from Vert's point of veiw. Enjoy!AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-07 - Complete45. I Race My Oblivious Son reviewsOneshot. This is a story from Major Wheeler's point of veiw, while in a realm. Slightly AU.AcceleRacers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete46. It Happens at Midnight reviewsWhat happens at midnight, you may ask. Well, think of all the fairytale stories that you know of that include midnight, and mix it with all the stories that have little toys coming to life when no one is in there with them, and this is what you get! 1shotAcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-22-07 - Complete47. Drifter » reviewsFirst, someone quits. Then, a new driver appears. Then, Shirako crashes and is saved by the driver. Then, Markie crashes and is taken by the driver. Are thes makings of a good story? Eh, I'll let you decide. No language. FINISHED! [Grins evily]AcceleRacers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 2-23-07 - Complete48. The Back Doctor reviewsThis is a Monkey fic! It's about one of his many fears. Not quite hilarious, but amusing, none the less. Enjoy! oneshot.AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete49. Sunny days » reviewsI was riding home from church, and was...inspired. It was so lovely. It's kind of random.AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 3-11-07 - Complete50. Super Duper Dog reviewsLet's just say that Taro has hit his head one too many times. I wrote this a little hyper...on permanant marker fumes...yeah.AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete51. Mothers Day reviewsNot a case, just something for Mothers Day. The boys are 14 and 13.Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-13-07 - Laura H. - Complete
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