Nicholas de Vilance
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since: 02-18-07, id: 1222750, Profile Updated: 08-15-11
country: USA
Author has written 93 stories for 10th Kingdom, A Knight's Tale, Misc. Movies, Brothers Grim, Boondock Saints, Blade, Gossip, Screenplays, Tombstone, Constantine, Supernatural, StarTrek: The Original Series, Dark Angel, Alice, 2009, Primeval, Losers, Sherlock, Stargate: SG-1, Heathers, I Love You Phillip Morris, Cowboy Bebop, and NCIS.

School's been hell, but I'm pulling through, I hope. Right now I'm exploring new stuff like the Stargate franchise and NCIS. I think Daniel Jackson is amazing and Becki doesn't like Sci Fi so I can't get her to agree with me. :P Unfortunately, she apparently doesn't like cop shows either because she won't read any of my new NCIS stuff either. SADNESS.


I believe in gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Copy this to your profile if you believe in gay marriage!

My current Obessions:

CHRISTIAN SLATER, MICHAEL SHANKS, MICHAEL WHEATHERLY, ANDREW LEE POTTS, JENSEN ACKLES, JARED PADALECKI!!!

...chocolate..


Updated!

When the Only One to Talk to is Mute: Chapter Three is up!
Fandom: NCIS/Stargate SG-1
Orientation: Probably Slash
Pairing(s): It depends. Most likely Tony DiNozzo x Daniel Jackson.
Rating:
T

New Stuff

Shattering!verse: A look at Vala's relationship with Daniel told in separate but related one shots. Now with added CameronDaniel and possibly future CameronDanielVala. OR as I like to call it, Valamiel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Orientation: Straight and slash and polyamorous
Pairing(s): Daniel x Vala, Cameron x Daniel, Cameron x Vala possibly, maybe Cameron x Daniel x Vala.

Home: Just a quick, little look into a scene from my favorite episode of Season 10. Vala remembers why she stayed.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Orientation: Either Non-pairing, or straight. Depends on how you read it.
Pairing(s): Daniel x Vala, if any.
Rating: K

The Healing Properties of Fudge: Another look at the episode Momento Mori, my favorite episode from Season 10. Vala hasn't felt this confused and desperate in a long time, but now Daniel's there and she doesn't have to do it alone.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Orientation: straight
Pairing(s): Daniel x Vala

Coming Soon

Down the Rabbit Hole: Daniel Woke up after a nightmare in a completely different world. Why can't he tell what is real and what isn't?
Fandom: Stargate SG-1 x NCIS
Orientation: IDK Slash, and straight probably
Pairing(s): Maybe Daniel x Tony, Daniel x Vala or Tony x someone
Expected Rating:T-M

Losing Battle: Something horrible happens to Tony, and while he's trying his hardest to recover, sometimes it feels like a losing battle.
Fandom: NCIS, maybe crossed with something
Orientation: slash (really rape, though)
Pairing(s): Tony x OMC (forced).
Expected Rating: M

Camping:Cameron tried to force his team on a camping trip, but he only really wants Daniel and Vala to make it.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Orientation: Polyamorous. Straight and slash
Paring(s): Daniel x Cameron x Vala, Daniel x Vala, Daniel x Cameron, Cameron x Vala
Expected Rating:M

The Right Hand of Tragedy: How Hatter got his vamped-up, "sledgehammer" right hand.
Fandom: Alice (2009)
Orientation: May be implied to something, but as of yet, just friendship.
Pairing(s): Friendship with Hatter and Mad March
Expected Rating: T-M

Oysters at Tea Time: Dean woke up in the casino, groggy and pissed off. When he escaped and washed up on the city-shore of the lake, he was fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to be found by the Queen's favorite assassin.
Fandom: Alice (2009) crossed-over with Supernatural
Orientation: Ooo, slash, het, friendship. The whole shebang
Pairing(s): Hatter/Mad March, Hatter/Alice, one-sided-accidental Hatter/Dean, Dean/OFC, Dean and Sam brotherly, one-sided Dean/Alice.
Expected Rating: T-M


1. Sing for Me reviews
/Pre-series/ What do you do when you've been so thoroughly betrayed? All he had to his name was a fistful of woolongs, the clothes on his back and the shadow of a woman with beautiful blond hair. /Work in Progress/
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-12 - Spike S.
2. I Prefer to Text reviews
/JohnSherlock/ Conversation between Sherlock and John from when they first met to after Reichenbach Fall. /some language/
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-15-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
3. A Question of Control reviews
/Slash, JohnSherlock/ John watches Sherlock develop a...preference. /A bit of kink. Material not suitable for children. Have fun/
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-12 - John W. & Sherlock H.
4. First Day reviews
Phillip's first day in prison, before he ever meets Steven Russel or any of that stuff happens.
I Love You Phillip Morris - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-12 - Phillip M. - Complete
5. Fix You reviews
/DanielVala ValaCentric/ Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try to fix you. /Follows "I Should Tell You" in the "Shattering" verse/
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-30-11 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete
6. It Doesn't Get Better reviews
/VeronicaJ.D./ "I knew you'd be back, Veronica. I knew it, I was positive. I was sure." /800 words. AU/
Heathers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-11 - Complete
7. I Should Tell You reviews
/Daniel/Cameron, Daniel/Vala mentioned/ "I just wanted you to know..." "I felt I should tell you..." "I thought I should say..." /Follows "The Glue Won't Stick" in the "Shattering" series. Cam's POV./
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-23-11 - C. Mitchell & D. Jackson - Complete
8. The Glue Won't Stick reviews
/Follow up to "Shattering of a Rock"/ When people started throwing out phrases like "worsening condition" and "chances of survival," Vala knew they had already given up. /DanielVala maybe friendship, maybe romance/
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-22-11 - Vala & D. Jackson - Complete
9. Shattering of a Rock reviews
/DanielVala. Valacentric/ It was the worst kind of torment imaginable, watching her stability, her rock, shatter before he very eyes. /read authors note for warnings/
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-20-11 - Vala & D. Jackson - Complete
10. When the Only One to Talk to is Mute » reviews
/A possible DiNozzoJackson pairing, prison escape, AU, slash fic/ Everyone's used to Tony's loudmouth on the way to work. /NEED feedback like I need to breathe. Please don't suffocate me/
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 5-21-11 - D. Jackson & Tony D.
11. How I Think the Comic Should Have Ended reviews
/...exactly what the title says...?/ Jensen drags Cougar out practically by the hair at the last minute. /MAJOR Spoilers for the comic, mainly in the author's note/
Losers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-27-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar
12. All Dead reviews
/ComicVerse, Genfic/ When Jensen 'died' Cougar was immediately told it was his fault. /Possibly slash if you read it that way, but that's not how I wrote it for once/
Losers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar - Complete
13. Home reviews
/Episode tag to Momento Mori/ Vala finds her way home. /DanielVala/
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-11 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete
14. The Healing Properties of Fudge reviews
/Episode tag to Memento Mori, thus spoilers for it/ Daniel knew how she felt and needed to help her. /Not as adorable as the title makes it sound, maybe? DanielVala/
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-19-11 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete
15. My Perfect Murderer reviews
/Sequel to "Which is Always"/ That may very well be the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. /Could be slash or het but meant as slash/
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-17-11 - Sherlock H. & John W.
16. Which is Always reviews
/Non pairing/ Bored...BORED! /just a bit of dialogue/
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-17-11 - Sherlock H. & John W.
17. Act of Remembrance reviews
/HatterMarch implied/ The aftermath of the fire that killed Hatter's parents and cost him his right arm. /songfic. "Act of Remembrance" by the Proclaimers. Angst ahead./
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-10 - Hatter & Mad March - Complete
18. The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships reviews
/StephenConnor, mentions of StephenHelen/ Sometimes Stephen is cool, collected, controlled. He's not an open book. But sometimes...sometimes he just needs to talk. /mentions of various content unsuitable for persons under the legal age of consent/
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-10-10 - Stephen H. & Connor T. - Complete
19. One Left Behind, INC Cut reviews
Incomplete. Helen finds Connor sitting alone at a bar. She does bad things to him. Crappiest summary I've ever done. Noncon, angst, whumpage.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-10 - Connor T. & Helen C.
20. Yes, Your Majesty » reviews
/Inspired by a songfic written by the lovely Brumeier/ Before Alice, Hatter was pretty much...sexually frustrated. lol, sucky summary. /HatterCarlotta, pres-series/
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-28-10 - Published: 10-19-10 - Hatter
21. Up Against a Wall » reviews
/CougarJensen/ Cougar, Jensen and a wall. And of course, Jensen's filthy mouth. /Response to a kink meme on Lj. Slash. M for a reason, ya'll/ and other one shots!
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-16-10 - Published: 10-15-10 - Cougar & J. Jensen - Complete
22. Flatmates reviews
Aka "The Story of How Connor Went from Hating Lester To...Other." /Slash. rated M for a reason. Connor/Lester. kinky. And it's pretty long, too/
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-2-10 - Connor T. & J. Lester - Complete
23. Rivalry reviews
/slash/ Sometimes, Hatter just needs a pick-me-up after a long, stressful day. It's usually just a drop of Excitement, maybe some Joy. /Like, heavy slash. You were warned./
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-13-10 - Mad March & Hatter
24. First Time reviews
/dark as hell/ It was different, Hatter's first time in the Truth Room. /please read ALL of the AN for warnings, etc. This isn't a very happy fic/
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-12-10 - Hatter & Mad March - Complete
25. So reviews
/Slash/ Dean wants to ask, but he really doesn't want to know...does he? /Dean/Crowley, crack/
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-1-10 - Dean W. & Crowley
26. Vulnerable, Exploitable reviews
/AlecSam/ Alec knows what he was made for...and he likes it. /angst, sex, mentioned wincest and mentioned character death/
Crossover - Dark Angel & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-10 - Alec & Sam W.
27. Someone Save Spock » reviews
/Under construction as of yet/ The First Officer makes a mistake that might save the Captain, but at what cost? /Warnings: just over-all not-nice-ness/
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-14-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - Spock & J. Kirk
28. There She Goes My Beautiful Girl reviews
/Totally not Wincest, I swear/ Sam sits at the bar watching his brother and comes to a rather interesting and belated realization. /Rated PG for language and insinuations. Not mine, I just borrow them./
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-23-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
29. Dean's Bad Sign reviews
/Au on Born Under a Bad Sign/ Sam should have done something the first moment he noticed that Dean wasn't himself. /one-sided Meg/Sam, iffy Dean/Sam, rape/
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-09 - Sam W. & Meg
30. Other Side » reviews
/Wincest/ Dean's thoughts on going to Hell and where it REALLY began... /based on the song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers/
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-09 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
31. Managing Marco » reviews
/Deuces Wild/ Spun off of a "what if" I found...Say...Marco didn't die didn't get that concussion from the LEAD PIPE TO THE FACE , and say he was lying there all night because his buddies just left him for dead. He was lucky he grabbed that skirt
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,909 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 8-1-08
32. Drabbles, Drabbles, and Mindless Babble » reviews
A collection of drabbles that may grow for all different sort of movies. The first is Demon Hunter. /cutter!Jake/ The second and third are in the Supernatural world, I guess. /wincest mentioned/
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 10-17-08
33. Deanuh? » reviews
/Wincest/ Dean visits gypsies to fix his car. One gypsy in particular gives him an interesting lesson. /genderswap. angst. incest/
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 1-2-09 - Dean W. & Sam W.
34. Three Missed Calls reviews
/Wincest. Slightly AU/ Dean couldn't deal with Sam at college. For months he tried not to call that number, knowing what would happen. Maybe he should have just grown some balls. /slash. sex. brothers loving. don't yell at me/
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-27-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
35. Less Than Noble Medicines reviews
/MurphConn/ Murphy was wounded andConnor tried EVERYTHING. Every single medicinal secret passed down by his mother's mother's sister twice removed...nothing worked. /Slash. Twincest. Drug-use./
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-27-08 - Complete
36. I Wanna Sex You Up 2 reviews
Title: Copley Plaza Hotel. /MurphConn/ The end of the list. /Slash Twincest/ If you haven't read A Hotter Kiss A Better Touch's fic "I wanna sex you up" go effin' read it!
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-21-08 - Complete
37. To Whom It Never May Concern » reviews
Two people fell in love and had twins. This is the story of two little boys with BIG futures. /re-worked and re-posted/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-08
38. Pavlov's Daughter reviews
/A Crime/ Vincent has his own definition of faithfulness. Alice can't help but take advantage of that. /Song Fic to Pavlov's Daughter/
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-08 - Complete
39. All I Want for Christmas reviews
/ConnMurph/ We should make Christmas lists, like Ma used to make us do. /It's rated M for a reason, people/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-25-08 - Complete
40. Мой брат reviews
What's it like being dead? What happy things do the dead remember? Do you remember me? /slash twincest. character death. mucho angst/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-19-08 - Complete
41. Unmistakable Calm » reviews
This is to be a collection of fluffy, slashy fics of Conn and Murph. Yeah, that's what it is. Story five: Song Fic to Your Body is a Wonderland. Murphy takes Connor on a date.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,139 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-16-08 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete
42. Mirror Image » reviews
PT: 2 /MurphyConnorTom/ A drifter comes calling in need of a warm shower. The MacManuses welcome him the only way they can. /Run the Wild Fields Xover. Challengefic of Becki's brainchild. Threesome/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 9-13-08 - Complete
43. Dear Norman Reedus reviews
Not Boondock Saints, but this is the most well-known place for Norman Reedus fans. Here you are, luvs. My letter to Norman.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-30-08
44. Deartháir » reviews
For young Malise Neal, life pretty much sucked. She was in desperate need of a big brother to help her along in life. /slash in later chapters. ConnMurph. M for explicitness, you have been warned!/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 5-4-08
45. You Left Me » reviews
/ConnMurph/ Connor's lost his soul...Murphy wants it back /angst...slash, twincest...asshole-ism/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-19-08 - Published: 9-15-08 - Complete
46. Kindness of Strangers reviews
/ConnMurph/ They fight and Murphy runs off to pout, but gets his rear-end kidnapped by the Takenaga syndicate...Connor's pissed, to say the least. /slash, twincest, extreme, personal violence/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete
47. Possession reviews
/English Assignment/ Murphy has one of the strangest and scariest nightmares...one that turns out to be real. /dark themes/
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-08 - Complete
48. XXXamination reviews
/MurphConn/ Murphy has a fetish of sorts and it was unavoidable that it lead to something more. /slash. Suggestive talk...first time twincest/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-14-08 - Complete
49. How to Save a Life reviews
Connor saves a little girl, but goes into a coma because of his bravery. Will Murphy be able to handle him when he wakes up?
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete
50. Fighting and Moodswings reviews
/MurphConn/ What begins as a good day for Connor became a horrible day when the first blow landed. Bad tends to get worse, but it can never be too bad as long as he has Murphy to make him feel better /slash, twincest. M for sex and language.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete
51. I Have an Idea reviews
/MurphConn/Murphy is an artist and he gets an unexpected flare of inspiration in his mind. Of course, Connor is the subject of his creativity. /Slash. Twincest/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-17-08 - Complete
52. Wake Up Call reviews
/MurphConn/ I hate wakin' up in the mornin' unless me brother's there ta make it a wonderful experience. /slash, twincest, inspired by a picture/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-8-08 - Complete
53. My Valentine reviews
/MurphConn/ You're all I need, my love, my valentine... /Challeng songfic. slash, twincest/
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete
54. Lips Of an Angel reviews
/ConnMurph/ I'm supposed ta get married, but it's too hard ta let it all go. There's somewhere else I'd rather be. /slash, twincest. Challenge/song fic/
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete
55. Blaze of Glory reviews
They go down in a blaze of glory. Is there any other way for a saint to be remembered? /songfic to "Blaze of Glory" by Bon Jovi. Character death. tragedy. no happiness/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete
56. Enjoy It reviews
/BalthJohn/ They both happened to be walking the same way home. /slash. OLD fanfiction I almost forgot I wrote. one shot/
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-26-08 - Complete
57. Your Hands reviews
/ConnMurph/ The drive home gets boring, Murphy gets touchy, Connor gets impatient. /challenge fic that was given as "a naughty car sex fic" So here it is. slash, twincest/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-22-08 - Complete
58. Linger » reviews
/MurphConn, implied slash/ Connor needs to leave, and Murphy can't take it, but they can't let it linger...they'll always meet again. /odd challenge songfic that I like/ Part 2: /SLASH, not implied/ How they make up.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete
59. Nice Ta Mole Ya » reviews
/MurphConn/ I mean meet ya!...Connor often finds himself distracted by Murphy's little beauty mark. This road trip is just another of those incidences /slash, twincest. Challenge fic/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete
60. Zest and Spice reviews
/ConnMurph/ Not all wars are fought with words and missiles. /slash. Challenge fic becuase I do what A Hotter Kiss a Better Touch says/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete
61. Valentine, Photographs, and Courting reviews
/Simply Irresistible crossed over with Tough Luck/ Archie LaFontaine has settled down raising his son by himself with no money. Constantly nagged by his landlord, he is forced to steal. This brings a very interesting change to his life. /slash/
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-08
62. Que FaisTu? reviews
/MurphConn/Murphy is protective...overly protective. He gets jealous when Connor flirts./challenge fic. Title is French for "What Are You Doing?"/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete
63. Keep it a Secret reviews
/MurphConn, implied slash/Murphy has a hobby that he doesn't want anyone to know about. And Connor's just so nosy some times! /challenge fic courtesy of A Hotter Kiss again. f-bomb is dropped...in excess/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete
64. La Fin de la Vie » reviews
/No pairing/Murphy passes on, but Connor can't live without his other half./Title is French for "The End of the Lifetime" and be forewarned, parts two and three aren't nearly as light hearted as one is/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete
65. Cigarette Burns reviews
/MurphConn/Connor and Murphy protect each other and take care of each other, but there is a little room to hurt each other as long as they apologize in the morning. /This is a challenge fic of A Hotter Kiss, as is becoming my habit./
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-3-08 - Complete
66. Rise, Fall, Golden Age reviews
/Long oneshot, but I don't think I want to ruin it for you so the only thing I'll put as a summary is that there is straight and slash ahead. Oh, and a lot of angst, you know me!/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
67. Teasing Tongue reviews
/MurphConn/Just another good night and Murphy's damn, teasing tongue./slash, twincest. Dedicated to A Hotter Kiss A Better Touch/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete
68. End, Ain't it Funny? reviews
/No Pairing/ Doc's always been sick, but this is the worst he's been in a while. /cannon character death/
Tombstone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete
69. The Effect of It reviews
/MurphConn/ They were afraid of /it/ for the longest time, but really, what was /it/? Turns out /it/ wasn't so bad after all. /slash/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-27-08 - Complete
70. Angels Among Us reviews
/Non-pairing. The power of God and brotherhood lives on/ Connor tried to run and stop them before they did it, but arms held him back to watch the knife plunge three times into his brother's stomach.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-08 - Complete
71. Oh So Irresistible reviews
/Simply Irresistible/ Amanda was about to close up when Tom came late...so they have dessert without dinner, and what a dessert it is. /thoughts during a scene from the film/
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete
72. Fresh Meat Fresh Out reviews
/Deuces Wild/ Jimmy goes to pick up Marco, but Marco's pretty pissed off...and scary...and violent.../COULD be slash if you looked really closely!/
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete
73. Dialogue With Gravity » reviews
What if Derrick really did kill Naomi? What if he got away with it? Travis bolted after hearing Derrick try to frame him. Derrick...his best friend...the person he trusted most of all had betrayed him.
Gossip - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-9-08
74. Various Poems reviews
Yeah, I wrote poetry for english class. They all kind of suck because I'm not very poetic...this is why I stick to prose!
Boondock Saints - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-08 - Complete
75. Dear Doctor reviews
/Borderline/I'm just writing to check up on you, Lila. Do you still want me to kill your husband?\Baikman writes a letter. Timeline is slightly messed up. Read and Review if you love me! even if you don't love me.\
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete
76. Grandma Eileen reviews
Autobiographical story written about my dying grandma. It doesn't really belong on this sight, so shoot me.
Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete
77. Connor Stares reviews
/MurphConn/Connor stares at Murphy...why he stares, he doesn't know...he doesn't want to know...until Murphy shows him. /sex...slash...twincest...lovely, en't it?/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete
78. Opposites Never Repel reviews
/Pre-Blade II, slightly AU/ How Scud met Blade and how opposites tend to attract. White to black, weak to strong. /slash, BladeScud/
Blade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete
79. Pretty Cute, Pretty Sexy reviews
/MurphConn/ Sometimes Murphy just can't help himself...Other times, Connor wants a Valentine...Happy Valentine's Day! /slash/incest/yum!/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-5-08 - Complete
80. Never the Willing reviews
/MurphConn/ Ma scares all holy hell out of her sons. After that, what do they do? I'll give you three guesses. /Set during the deleted scene "Ma Calls From Ireland"/
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-08 - Complete
81. Marco's Vices reviews
/Deuces Wild/ \\slash one shot\\ Sort of a companion piece to When Marco's Bored. It is really a bit of a rewrite, except darker and angstier. Marco hates his father, but Leon...Leon he loves.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-08 - Complete
82. Equivalent Exchange reviews
/The Insatiable/\oneshot\ For ever action there is a reaction. Thus, if you cage up a vampire, she'll be pissed when she gets out...Even if you haven't seen the movie, please just read it and review it!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete
83. Jeremy and Powder reviews
/Powder One Shot/ When Jeremy was little, he always asked questions, even though he knew more about people than they knew about themselves.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-25-08 - Complete
84. Because of Lisa reviews
/Suicide Kings/ Because there aren't enough of these out there. SLASH! Lono/Max! Lono went to kill Max and Lisa alone, but just something about Max changes his mind...halfway, at least.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-08 - Complete
85. Save Me » reviews
Complete, finally. The Saints went to Detroit to get away from the pressure in New York for a while. Murphy comes up with the smart idea to try and pull a hit on a drug dealer named Vincenzo Coccotti. Their night goes less than well. ConnxOC MurphxOC
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,519 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete
86. Forgiveness reviews
Murphy always gets his way and Connor always forgives him. one shot warning: slash, incest...I feel like a hypocrite, so sue me. If you don't like it don't read it
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete
87. Feathery Wings reviews
Songfic How Connor and Murphy spend their New Year's Celebration.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-07 - Complete
88. Handcuffed to a Toilet reviews
[OneShot] If you don't know where this came from, I think you're in the wrong fandom... Rated T for teens...Violence, I guess, language, of course, and notmakingsenesness...
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-7-07 - Complete
89. If There's a Gun on the Wall » reviews
[Firewall] I'm not sure where I got the name Bill Cox, but it has served me well. For a while... [Chap. 2] Impliednonexplicit slash, partial suicide, switching of tense, language.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete
90. The Grimm Reaper reviews
Stories are stories, until they are real? Are you prepared for the it? Truth is much more terrible than fiction... this story kind of died...I'll bring it back sooner or later on hiatus
Brothers Grim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-29-07
91. Of Blood and Wine » reviews
Title is symbolic. In a different time, in a different world: tyranny rules. Rebels clash and friends are enemies. I'm giving Chaucer a sister. Artistic License! Completely AU [dead...for now]
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 3-14-07
92. Willow reviews
[Willow] I added a character and went more in depth with what happened to Madmartigan as opposed to Willow. I didn't write the end. You want see the end? Watch the movie.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-07 - Complete
93. Bondage Much? reviews
Sorry about the title. This is an extended rewrite of the scene when Virginia ties Wolf up in the barn. Please read and if you would be so kind, review!
10th Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete
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