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Author has written 70 stories for 10th Kingdom, A Knight's Tale, Misc. Movies, Brothers Grim, Boondock Saints, Blade, Gossip, Screenplays, Tombstone, Constantine, Supernatural, and StarTrek: The Original Series. I am currently open to challenges, but I really want some that aren't Boondock Saints (I know, that's blasphemous, isn't it?). Challenge me on any of SPF or NR's movies and if I've seen it (which I probably have or will be able to in the next five days) I WILL do it, no questions asked. BECKI: I'm not selling myself. I love you dearly, but I'm just being OPEN!! I'M NOT CHEATING!! Joseph Price! Hey ya'll!! I need ideas and shite for stuff like Managing Marco and Dearthair. I wouldn't mind some support, I really wouldn't!! Name: nunya Age: ditto Penname: Nicholas de Vilance Gender: Undecided...ask me ma! Sexual orientation: bi, and proud to be it. General orientation of fanfiction: ...bi, I guess. Favorite Actors: Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, Paul Bettany, Daniel Craig, Christopher Walken, Willem Dafoe, Nicholaj Coster-Waldau, and Christian Slater. Favorite Actresses: Lena Headey, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, Dagmara Domiczyk, Helena Bonham-Carter, Mary Stewart-Masterson, and Judi Dench. Favorite Books: Treasure Island, Lord of the Rings trilogy and Dan Brown novels. Top-Ten Favorite movies (atm): The Boondock Saints, Powder, A Knight's Tale, The Suicide Kings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Tough Luck, Dueces Wild, Gossip, Casino Royale (2006), and Moscow Chill. Hobbies: Writing (duh!), singing, playing piano, Collecting voices and accents, and I try to draw sometimes, but fail. Favorite musicians: David Bowie, Chopin, Voltaire (no, not the writer), Beethoven, and Alanis Morissette I love to roleplay! Just thought I'd throw that out there. I also love writing stories about Sean Patrick Flanery characters, and Norman Reedus' as well. Books that I have read: The Virtu (Sarah Monette) x2, Treasure Island (Robert Louis Stevenson) x6, Demon in my view x2, In the Forest of the Night, Hawksong (Amelia Atwater-Rhodes), Two Gentlemen of Verona, Macbeth, Othello, Twelfth Night, Hamlet x7, Romeo and Juliet x5 (William Shakespeare), Dragon Rider, The Thief Lord x1/2, Inkheart x3 (Cornelia Funke), The Amulet of Samarkand, The Golemn's Eye, Ptolemy's Gate (Jonathan Stroud), Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat (Anne Rice), Of Mice and Men (John Steinback), Eragon, Eldest in the proccess (Christopher Paolini), Artemis Fowl (Forgot Author's Name), Peter Pan x5 (J.M. Barrie), Shadowmancer (G.P. Taylor), Lord of the Rings (J.R.R Tolkein), Harry Potter and the Socceror's stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix people ruined it for me, so I stopped (J.K. Rowling), The Phantom of the Opera (Gaston Leroux), Peter and the Starcatchers (Dave Barry/Ridley Pearson), Photographing Fairies (Something so strange I can't spell it), Number the Stars (Forgot the Author's name), Swan Lake (Ditto), The Adventures of Robin Hood (No actual author, so there), The Canterbury Tales still deciphering--It's hard! (Geoffrey Chaucer 1387), To Kill a Mockingbird (Harper Lee), The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown), The Golden Compass (Phillip Pullman). Movies that I have seen: Demon Hunter (Sean Patrick flanery, Billy Drago, Colleen Porch (sp?)), Hero Wanted (Cuba Gooding Jr., Norman Reedus), A Crime (Norman Reedus, Harvey Keitel), Moscow Chill (Norman Reedus), Fracture (Anthony Hopkins), 3:10 to Yuma (Christian Bale, Russel Crow), Layer Cake (Daniel Craig, Michael Gambon), Snatch (Brad Pitt, Jason Statham, Benicio del Torro), The Italian Job (Jason Statham, Seth Green, Def Moss, Mark whatzzit, Edward Norton, Donald Sutherland), Young Guns (Emilio Estevez, Keifer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips), Stargate (Kurt Russel, that guy I can't remember), Kaw (Sean Patrick Flanery),The Saint (Val Kilmer, Elizabeth Shue), Tombstone (Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer), The Untouchables (Kevin Costner, Sean Connery, Robert De Niro), The Rundown (The Rock, Sean Williams Scott...movie was hilarious), Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale(sp?)), Secret Window (Johnny Depp), The Departed (Leonardo DeCRAPrio, Jack Nickelson, Matt Damon), Tough Luck (Norman Reedus, Dagmara...not going to try and spell her last name), Blade (Wesley snipes, Stephen Dorf, Kris Kistopherson), Blade II (Wesley Snipe, Kris Kristopherson, Norman Reedus), Blade Trinity (Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristopherson, Ryan Reynolds(fuck I can't spell), Jessica Biel), Powder (Sean Patrick Flanery, Jeff Goldblum), Insatiable (Sean Patrick Flanery, Jose Huertas(sp?)), Dueces Wild (Norman Reedus, Stephen Dorf, Frankie Muniz), Simply Irresistible (Sean Patrick Flanery, Sarah Michelle Geller), Gossip (Norman Reedus, Lena Headey, Jonathan Marsden(sp?)), Borderline (Sean Patrick Flanery, Gina Greshen, Michael Bein), The Boondock Saints (Sean Patrick Flannery, Norman Reedus, Willem Dafoe, David Della Rocco, Billy Connolly, Bob Marley), Suicide Kings (Christopher Walken, Denis Leary, Sean Patrick Flanery, Jay Mohr, Johnny Gallecki, Henry Thomas, Jeremy Sisto), Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner, Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman), A Knights Tale (Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewel, Alan Tudyk and last but not least Paul Bettany), Hamlet (Kenneth Branaugh(sp?)), Hamlet (Mel Gibson), Hamlet (Ethan Hawke), Hamlet (Sir Laurence Olivier), Romeo and Juliet (Leonardo DeCRAPrio, I dislike him), Anastasia (Meg Ryan, Kirsten Dunst), Interview with the Vampire (BRAD PITT, Kirsten Dunst, Antonio Banderas, Stephen Rea, and very much least Tom Cruise), The Little Vampire, The Phantom of the Opera (Gerard Butler, Emy Rossum), Phantom of the Opera (Robert Englund), Alladin, The Return of Jafar, Alladin and the King of Thieves, Beauty and the Beast, Beauty and the Beast and the Enchanted Christmas, Robin Hood, Sleepy Beauty, Hercules, Snow White, Peter Pan, Treasure Planet (Disney), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers: the Spy who Shagged Me (Mike Myers), The Secret Garden (Gennie James, Barret Oliver), Tomb Raider (Angelina Jolie), Indiana Jones Trilogy (Harrison Ford), Star Wars Saga (Harrison Ford, Mark Hamil, Anthony Daniels, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen), Shrek, Shrek 2 (Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy), Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (Destination Films, Sinichiro Watanabe), Harry Potter and the Socceror's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Daniel Radcliff, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson), The Sound of Music (Julie Andrews), Lord of the Rings (Elijah Wood, Vigo Mortensen, Sean Astin, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, John Rhys-Davis, Any Serkis, Sean Bean, Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Christopher Lee, and I'm gonna stop there before I go into stunt doubles.), Lord of the Rings: Special Extended Edition (...Ditto), Pirates of the Carribean: the Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest (Jonny Depp, Jack Davenport, do I HAVE to say...Orlando Bloom hides from cray, scary fangirls), Muppet Treasure Island (Kevin Bishop, the Muppets, that creepy old guy that's in nearly every movie yet I don't know his name, and definately not least Tim Curry), Treasure Island, Treasure Island (I don't repeat them to be annoying. I've seen that many versions of the movie), The Rocky Horror Picture Show! (Tim Curry), The Three Musketeers (Tim Curry, I forgot the kid's name), The Diary of Anne Frank (Too old...), To Kill a Mockingbird (Gregory Peck), Of Mice and Men (Live Stage Production at Valley College), Titanic (Leonardo DeCRAPrio, Kate Winslet), Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie), Thumbelina (The Cartoon, forgot the voice actors...), Peter Pan (Was her name...Carie...I forgot...), Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind (Jim Carrey, Elijah Wood), Everything is Illuminated (Elijah Wood), The Faculty (Elijah Wood), Firewall (Harrison Ford, Paul Bettany), What Lies Beneath (Harrison Ford), Dogma (Ben Afleck, Matt Damon, Jason Lee...Jay and Silent Bob), Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back, (Jay and Silent Bob), Malrats! (Jay and Silent Bob, Jason Lee, I have to admit, Ben Afleck was funny), Taking Lives (Ethan Hawke, Angelina Jolie), Troy (Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Or...lando...Bloom runs, I don't like him), Tristan and Isolde (Rufus Sewel best Bad Guy with the wildest parties!), Dragon Heart, Dragon Heart II: A New Beginning (Chris Masterson), Big Fish (forgot the actors), Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (Robert Downey Jr.,Val Kilmer...if that's even his name), The Da Vinci Code(Tom Hanks, Paul Bettany(Yummy!), Sir Ian McKellan), Wimbledon (Paul Bettany, Kirsten Dunst), The Reckoning (Willem Dafoe, Paul Bettany, Brian Cox), Robin Hood: Men in Tights (FUNNY!), Meet Joe Black (Brad Pitt), Chasing Amy (Kevin Smith, Jason Lee), Devil Wears Prada (Can't remember at the moment)...That's what I can remember at the moment... Favourite Quotes: "I wish, I wish, upon a fish, and that this fish should be my wish." That was me in my bored poetic mood. "I am a messenger of God (smack) I am a messenger of God (smack)" Silas and Sophie from The Da Vinci Code...I'm sorry, I find it exceedingly amusing. "Fuck a duck." Peter Colt, Wimbledon...he he he "You really are a wanker aren't you?" "You're not a eunuch are you? looks down" Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl...my friend never lets me forget this one. "From the moment Paul entered the flat to when Lennie stopped breathing the following things were used: a gun, a clock, an axe, a bottle of beer, an ice pick, fruit, the fruit dish, a knife, a beer bottle, and finally, a cabinet." The Sanity of a Psychopath. My short story, lightly based off of Gangster No. 1. "Forgive me, sire, but wasn't your mole on the other side of your face?" "Trudging...You know, trudging? To trudge? To trudge: the slow, weary depressing yet determined walk of a man who had nothing left in his life except the impulse to simply soldier on." Geoff Chaucer, A Knights Tale...got to love Bettany. "Did you know, having a hangover is not having enough water in your body to run your kreps cycles, which is exactly what happens when you're dying of thirst...so dying of thirst must feel...something like the hangover that finally bloody kills you." Charles, A Beautiful Mind...Just imagine it with Paul Bettany's accent and you'll see why I love it. "Go! Disperse! Or I swear as His most holy mother, the virgin Marry, and Jesus Christ the Nazarene are my Witnesses!...I will fong you! Stick my fist and break you! ...Pain! Lot's o' pain!" Wat, A Knight's Tale. Some one needs to give him a sedative. "I don't understand women!" "You mean the part about the Prince and the knights?" "And I'm Richard the Lionheart, pleased to meet you. No wait a minute! I'm Charlemange! No, St. John the Baptist!" Geoff, A Knight's Tale. "My grandfather used to make these holds cryptex for my birthday." "Roland had to be different. Goes in with the shaft, bends the fucking thing. Goes again, breaks the fucking thing, pish posh. Mad John was doing his feet, paying meticulous attention to detail. Billy did his ribs...Stone age xylophone." Gangster, Gangster No. 1 Malcomb MacDowel is pretty cool. Especially when the voice over is on Paul Bettany! "You mean the part with the prince, and the knights?" "The whole world is god. We are walking on the Lord, and back there the flies are also crawling on the Lord (In fact, the flies are ALSO the Lord). So blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Percy. Amen hallelujah, chunky peanut butter. Our father which art in tin foil, hallow'd be thy name." Amanda, my friend...he he he (she stole it from Stephen King, but I likes her better than Stephen King.) "We're kinda like 7-11, we're not always doin' business, but we're always open. "Catch you on the flipside." Rocco, The Boondock Saints. "after the cat becomes a splatter on the wall "Come on, what are we gonna a rope fer? "So you were an artist. Big deal! Elvis was an artist, but did that stop him from serving his country in time of war? No. Which is why he's the king, and you're a shmuck!" Seredipity (The Muse), Dogma. "Where's Polonius? "Face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing." Tony Stark, Iron Man (pwnage) "Try to be yourself because everyone else is an asshole." My sister. "What are you doing? "There's something we need to discuss. Were you reading this book? (holds up Introduction to Human Sexuality)" "They're not toys, they're toes." Ray, Moscow Chill. "Guess we're all going to hell, then." Swain, Hero Wanted. "God damn you! "He who fights monsters must become one himself, or be one in the first place. Otherwise he just gets his ass kicked." Jake Greyman, Demon Hunter. "You better tell me where she is or I'm going to rip you to pieces and one of your friends is going to tell me once he's done shitting himself. "Why don't you tell me where your boyfriend is hiding so we can get together and try to kill each other. Skip all this preamble." Jake Greyman, Demon Hunter. "Life: It's just a series of coincidences. "(hits David with brush) "(looking at the briefcase with the timer) "Dude, you really need to update your cassette tape collection. "You know, Dean. We don't know where this money's been. (If you see anything wrong with these quotes, tell me and I'll change them.) I believe in gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Copy this to your profile if you believe in gay marriage! My current Obessions: SEAN PATRICK FLANERY! NORMAN REEDUS! PAUL BETTANY! WHY IS IT ONLY THE LAST NAMES THAT SPELL CHECK SAYS ARE WRONG? AM I ON CAPSLOCK? my bad... ...chocolate.. My Story Info: To Whom it Never May Concern: Re-worked and re-posted. This is the wonderful thing that my brain has been doing for the last five weeks. Remember that I said I was going to delete it, well I did. That didn't hurt did it? PLEASE REVIEW!! Continue to review, review again, it won't kill you. Drabbles, Drabbles and Mindless Babble: The beginning of what should be many drabbles. Angst, slash, het, humor, romance, violence, fluff...all may soon be found, but for now, Jake has a pocket knife. Unmistakable Calm: Collection of fluffy/light angst slash fics having to do with Connor and Murphy MacManus. They are meant to be pointless and cute. If I fail...then that sucks. Story six is up: Down with the Sickness. Murphy is sick and Connor "takes care" of him...heh Managing Marco: Marco got his ass handed to him in that last fight with Leon. Well, sometimes people walk away from things like that. Humor my little "what if" scenario. Say Marco didn't get a concussion or anything (or didn't get wacked with a pipe) and actually ended up waking up after everything was done and everyone was gone. Say when he woke, he managed to catch a skirt passing by and she helped him up. What if? An angsty story of the clash of a man and a woman. Deartháir: Because What Makes me Different won't get finished, sorry guys. "Deartháir" means brother in Gaelic, if Becki is a reliable source. There isn't much I can put in the summary that won't ruin the story, so just read it! Working on Chapter sixteen. Dialogue With Gravity: Not on hiatus, contrary to popular belief. I just wouldn't mind it if a few more people reviewed it. The third chapter is soon to come. Valentines, Photographs, and Courting: Chapter one is up finally, and chapter one may come soon. New/Updates: All I want for Christmas: Co-written with A Hotter Kiss A Better Touch. Connor and Murphy decided that they should make lists of the things they want for Christmas...but before they can do that, the usual naughtiness ensues. Gotta love it!! Мой брат: MAJOR DOWNER!! THIS IS SAD!! It's Becki's fault, but you know. I does as I'm told. Anyway, this is a break-up fic in which they DO NOT get back together, Connor is a coward and Il Duce is the mother of all PRICKS!! Murphy...well, you'll see. It's a tragedy. I CRIED while writing this. I've NEVER done that before!! Mirror Image PT. 2: Heh, a drifter comes calling in need of a shower and rest. Being the good Irish Christian folk that they are, Connor and Murphy take him in. However, the night has other plans for the three. It's crossed with Run the Wild Fields. Dear Norman Reedus: Heh, I was fucking bored and I thought I'd write something to one of my fav actors. Heh, so here it is, even though it doesn't fit in the fandom. You Left Me: An unintentional challenge by Becki. She brought up the subject and asked if I wanted to try it and I said no cause I was working on other stuff. HAH! Silly me thinking I could turn down a challenge. The damn plot bunny gnawed at my brain until I gave in and here it is! Angsty, smutty lovin'. Kindness of Strangers: Challengefic of Becki, as always. Murphy and Connor fight over something stupid, and they both know that when Murphy storms out like that he's going to come back. At least, that was the plan. Then the fucking Japanese have to be nuts. Possession: One-shot written for English class. Murphy gets possessed by a demon and Connor fights hell fire to save his soul. I'm rather proud of this. It ISN'T slash, but you guys probably turn it into slash anyway, you whores, you. _ Coming Soon: (Maybe) A Pug Interrogation: Pug can't sleep with all of her questions about the man in the barn. She decides that she must ask him before it drives her insane. College Experiments: After Max had to move away with his father because of the whole scandal with the Chastens, he returns after thirteen years for college. He tries to reintroduce himself to the people he was knew and loved, but his experience is somewhat different from what it was before. An Unwilling Casanova: Everybody loves Lucien Carr. No, seriously...EVERYBODY loves him. 'nuff said. Do You Think...: May change title. That young man of David's was quite the hustler before he found his way to Maine. Here is his tale. Gemini: Based on an episode of Law & Order. Murphy and Connor are arrested and Connor must go through a deal to earn their freedom. The deal: help infiltrate a group of suspected serial rapists. Healing Process: Finally picking this one up again. Swain hates his parents, so why does he still live with them? On a certain ocassion, he finds his father borderline deadly and he seeks the help of the only hero he knows. Which Half: Jake doesn't often find himself busy, and less often in the arms of a beautiful beast of pleasure. When his time for a short vacation from the world comes, he HATES interruption. Especially by this particular visitor. | |||||||||
1. Someone Save Spock » reviews//Under construction as of yet// The First Officer makes a mistake that might save the Captain, but at what cost? //Warnings: just over-all not-nice-ness//StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-14-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - Spock & J. Kirk2. There She Goes My Beautiful Girl reviews/Totally not Wincest, I swear/ Sam sits at the bar watching his brother and comes to a rather interesting and belated realization. /Rated PG for language and insinuations. Not mine, I just borrow them./Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete3. Dean's Bad Sign reviews//Au on Born Under a Bad Sign// Sam should have done something the first moment he noticed that Dean wasn't himself. //one-sided Meg/Sam, iffy Dean/Sam, rape//Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-09 - Sam W. & Meg4. Other Side » reviews//Wincest// Dean's thoughts on going to Hell and where it REALLY began... //based on the song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers//Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-09 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete5. Managing Marco » reviews/Deuces Wild/ Spun off of a "what if" I found...Say...Marco didn't die didn't get that concussion from the LEAD PIPE TO THE FACE , and say he was lying there all night because his buddies just left him for dead. He was lucky he grabbed that skirtMisc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 8-1-086. Drabbles, Drabbles, and Mindless Babble » reviewsA collection of drabbles that may grow for all different sort of movies. The first is Demon Hunter. /cutter!Jake/ The second and third are in the Supernatural world, I guess. /wincest mentioned/Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 10-17-087. Deanuh? » reviews//Wincest// Dean visits gypsies to fix his car. One gypsy in particular gives him an interesting lesson. //genderswap. angst. incest//Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,261 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 1-2-09 - Dean W. & Sam W.8. Three Missed Calls reviews//Wincest. Slightly AU// Dean couldn't deal with Sam at college. For months he tried not to call that number, knowing what would happen. Maybe he should have just grown some balls. //slash. sex. brothers loving. don't yell at me//Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-27-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete9. Less Than Noble Medicines reviews//MurphConn// Murphy was wounded andConnor tried EVERYTHING. Every single medicinal secret passed down by his mother's mother's sister twice removed...nothing worked. //Slash. Twincest. Drug-use.//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-08 - Complete10. I Wanna Sex You Up 2 reviewsTitle: Copley Plaza Hotel. //MurphConn// The end of the list. //Slash Twincest// If you haven't read A Hotter Kiss A Better Touch's fic "I wanna sex you up" go effin' read it!Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-21-08 - Complete11. To Whom It Never May Concern » reviewsTwo people fell in love and had twins. This is the story of two little boys with BIG futures. /re-worked and re-posted/Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-0812. Pavlov's Daughter reviews/A Crime/ Vincent has his own definition of faithfulness. Alice can't help but take advantage of that. /Song Fic to Pavlov's Daughter/Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-08 - Complete13. All I Want for Christmas reviews//ConnMurph// We should make Christmas lists, like Ma used to make us do. //It's rated M for a reason, people//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-25-08 - Complete14. Мой брат reviewsWhat's it like being dead? What happy things do the dead remember? Do you remember me? //slash twincest. character death. mucho angst//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-19-08 - Complete15. Unmistakable Calm » reviewsThis is to be a collection of fluffy, slashy fics of Conn and Murph. Yeah, that's what it is. Story five: Song Fic to Your Body is a Wonderland. Murphy takes Connor on a date.Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-16-08 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete16. Mirror Image » reviewsPT: 2 //MurphyConnorTom// A drifter comes calling in need of a warm shower. The MacManuses welcome him the only way they can. //Run the Wild Fields Xover. Challengefic of Becki's brainchild. Threesome//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 9-13-08 - Complete17. Dear Norman Reedus reviewsNot Boondock Saints, but this is the most well-known place for Norman Reedus fans. Here you are, luvs. My letter to Norman.Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-30-0818. Deartháir » reviewsFor young Malise Neal, life pretty much sucked. She was in desperate need of a big brother to help her along in life. //slash in later chapters. ConnMurph. M for explicitness, you have been warned!//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 5-4-0819. You Left Me » reviews//ConnMurph// Connor's lost his soul...Murphy wants it back //angst...slash, twincest...asshole-ism//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-19-08 - Published: 9-15-08 - Complete20. Kindness of Strangers reviews//ConnMurph// They fight and Murphy runs off to pout, but gets his rear-end kidnapped by the Takenaga syndicate...Connor's pissed, to say the least. //slash, twincest, extreme, personal violence//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete21. Possession reviews/English Assignment/ Murphy has one of the strangest and scariest nightmares...one that turns out to be real. /dark themes/Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-08 - Complete22. XXXamination reviews//MurphConn// Murphy has a fetish of sorts and it was unavoidable that it lead to something more. //slash. Suggestive talk...first time twincest//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-08 - Complete23. How to Save a Life reviewsConnor saves a little girl, but goes into a coma because of his bravery. Will Murphy be able to handle him when he wakes up?Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete24. Fighting and Moodswings reviews//MurphConn// What begins as a good day for Connor became a horrible day when the first blow landed. Bad tends to get worse, but it can never be too bad as long as he has Murphy to make him feel better //slash, twincest. M for sex and language.Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete25. I Have an Idea reviews//MurphConn//Murphy is an artist and he gets an unexpected flare of inspiration in his mind. Of course, Connor is the subject of his creativity. //Slash. Twincest//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-17-08 - Complete26. Wake Up Call reviews//MurphConn// I hate wakin' up in the mornin' unless me brother's there ta make it a wonderful experience. //slash, twincest, inspired by a picture//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-08 - Complete27. My Valentine reviews//MurphConn// You're all I need, my love, my valentine... //Challeng songfic. slash, twincest//Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete28. Lips Of an Angel reviews//ConnMurph// I'm supposed ta get married, but it's too hard ta let it all go. There's somewhere else I'd rather be. //slash, twincest. Challenge/song fic//Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete29. Blaze of Glory reviewsThey go down in a blaze of glory. Is there any other way for a saint to be remembered? /songfic to "Blaze of Glory" by Bon Jovi. Character death. tragedy. no happiness/Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete30. Enjoy It reviews//BalthJohn// They both happened to be walking the same way home. //slash. OLD fanfiction I almost forgot I wrote. one shot//Constantine - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-26-08 - Complete31. Your Hands reviews//ConnMurph// The drive home gets boring, Murphy gets touchy, Connor gets impatient. //challenge fic that was given as "a naughty car sex fic" So here it is. slash, twincest//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-22-08 - Complete32. Linger » reviews//MurphConn, implied slash// Connor needs to leave, and Murphy can't take it, but they can't let it linger...they'll always meet again. //odd challenge songfic that I like// Part 2: //SLASH, not implied// How they make up.Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete33. Nice Ta Mole Ya » reviews//MurphConn// I mean meet ya!...Connor often finds himself distracted by Murphy's little beauty mark. This road trip is just another of those incidences //slash, twincest. Challenge fic//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete34. Zest and Spice reviews//ConnMurph// Not all wars are fought with words and missiles. //slash. Challenge fic becuase I do what A Hotter Kiss a Better Touch says//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete35. Valentine, Photographs, and Courting reviews//Simply Irresistible crossed over with Tough Luck// Archie LaFontaine has settled down raising his son by himself with no money. Constantly nagged by his landlord, he is forced to steal. This brings a very interesting change to his life. //slash//Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-0836. Que FaisTu? reviews//MurphConn//Murphy is protective...overly protective. He gets jealous when Connor flirts.//challenge fic. Title is French for "What Are You Doing?"//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete37. Keep it a Secret reviews//MurphConn, implied slash//Murphy has a hobby that he doesn't want anyone to know about. And Connor's just so nosy some times! //challenge fic courtesy of A Hotter Kiss again. f-bomb is dropped...in excess//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete38. La Fin de la Vie » reviews/No pairing/Murphy passes on, but Connor can't live without his other half./Title is French for "The End of the Lifetime" and be forewarned, parts two and three aren't nearly as light hearted as one is/Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete39. Cigarette Burns reviews//MurphConn//Connor and Murphy protect each other and take care of each other, but there is a little room to hurt each other as long as they apologize in the morning. //This is a challenge fic of A Hotter Kiss, as is becoming my habit.//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-08 - Complete40. Rise, Fall, Golden Age reviews//Long oneshot, but I don't think I want to ruin it for you so the only thing I'll put as a summary is that there is straight and slash ahead. Oh, and a lot of angst, you know me!//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete41. Murphy's Reason reviews//MurphConn, forced ConnOC// Connor's reason was almost losing his brother during the Checkov thing. Murphy's reason was this. //rape, angst, long fucking oneshot and a happy fucking ending//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-17-08 - Complete42. Teasing Tongue reviews//MurphConn//Just another good night and Murphy's damn, teasing tongue.//slash, twincest. Dedicated to A Hotter Kiss A Better Touch//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete43. End, Ain't it Funny? reviews/No Pairing/ Doc's always been sick, but this is the worst he's been in a while. /cannon character death/Tombstone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete44. The Effect of It reviews//MurphConn// They were afraid of /it/ for the longest time, but really, what was /it/? Turns out /it/ wasn't so bad after all. //slash//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-27-08 - Complete45. Angels Among Us reviews/Non-pairing. The power of God and brotherhood lives on/ Connor tried to run and stop them before they did it, but arms held him back to watch the knife plunge three times into his brother's stomach.Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-21-08 - Complete46. Oh So Irresistible reviews/Simply Irresistible/ Amanda was about to close up when Tom came late...so they have dessert without dinner, and what a dessert it is. /thoughts during a scene from the film/Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete47. Fresh Meat Fresh Out reviews//Deuces Wild// Jimmy goes to pick up Marco, but Marco's pretty pissed off...and scary...and violent...//COULD be slash if you looked really closely!//Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete48. Dialogue With Gravity » reviewsWhat if Derrick really did kill Naomi? What if he got away with it? Travis bolted after hearing Derrick try to frame him. Derrick...his best friend...the person he trusted most of all had betrayed him.Gossip - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-9-0849. Various Poems reviewsYeah, I wrote poetry for english class. They all kind of suck because I'm not very poetic...this is why I stick to prose!Boondock Saints - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-08 - Complete50. Dear Doctor reviews/Borderline/I'm just writing to check up on you, Lila. Do you still want me to kill your husband?\Baikman writes a letter. Timeline is slightly messed up. Read and Review if you love me! even if you don't love me.\Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete51. Grandma Eileen reviewsAutobiographical story written about my dying grandma. It doesn't really belong on this sight, so shoot me.Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete52. The Sound of the Ice Bucket Hitting the Floor reviews/LONG effing title/ Travis deals with a lot of shit, but the sounds that fill his mind are sometimes too much to handle. \glanced at DerrickJones, onesided JonesTravis, suggested DerrickTravis/Gossip - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete53. Connor Stares reviews//MurphConn//Connor stares at Murphy...why he stares, he doesn't know...he doesn't want to know...until Murphy shows him. //sex...slash...twincest...lovely, en't it?//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete54. Opposites Never Repel reviews//Pre-Blade II, slightly AU// How Scud met Blade and how opposites tend to attract. White to black, weak to strong. //slash, BladeScud//Blade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete55. Pretty Cute, Pretty Sexy reviews//MurphConn// Sometimes Murphy just can't help himself...Other times, Connor wants a Valentine...Happy Valentine's Day! //slash/incest/yum!//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-5-08 - Complete56. Never the Willing reviews//MurphConn// Ma scares all holy hell out of her sons. After that, what do they do? I'll give you three guesses. //Set during the deleted scene "Ma Calls From Ireland"//Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-08 - Complete57. Marco's Vices reviews//Deuces Wild// \\slash one shot\\ Sort of a companion piece to When Marco's Bored. It is really a bit of a rewrite, except darker and angstier. Marco hates his father, but Leon...Leon he loves.Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-08 - Complete58. When Marco's Bored reviews//Deuces Wild// SLASH! Yum! There was a time when Marco and Leon didn't hate each other. A time when Marco had to run from a fuck-up of a father. What did they do on these nights together? I wonder...Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-08 - Complete59. Equivalent Exchange reviews/The Insatiable/\oneshot\ For ever action there is a reaction. Thus, if you cage up a vampire, she'll be pissed when she gets out...Even if you haven't seen the movie, please just read it and review it!Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete60. Jeremy and Powder reviews/Powder One Shot/ When Jeremy was little, he always asked questions, even though he knew more about people than they knew about themselves.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-08 - Complete61. Because of Lisa reviews//Suicide Kings// Because there aren't enough of these out there. SLASH! Lono/Max! Lono went to kill Max and Lisa alone, but just something about Max changes his mind...halfway, at least.Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-08 - Complete62. Save Me » reviewsComplete, finally. The Saints went to Detroit to get away from the pressure in New York for a while. Murphy comes up with the smart idea to try and pull a hit on a drug dealer named Vincenzo Coccotti. Their night goes less than well. ConnxOC MurphxOCBoondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 40,386 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete63. Forgiveness reviewsMurphy always gets his way and Connor always forgives him. one shot warning: slash, incest...I feel like a hypocrite, so sue me. If you don't like it don't read itBoondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete64. Feathery Wings reviewsSongfic How Connor and Murphy spend their New Year's Celebration.Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-07 - Complete65. Handcuffed to a Toilet reviews[OneShot] If you don't know where this came from, I think you're in the wrong fandom... Rated T for teens...Violence, I guess, language, of course, and notmakingsenesness...Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-7-07 - Complete66. If There's a Gun on the Wall » reviews[Firewall] I'm not sure where I got the name Bill Cox, but it has served me well. For a while... [Chap. 2] Impliednonexplicit slash, partial suicide, switching of tense, language.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete67. The Grimm Reaper reviewsStories are stories, until they are real? Are you prepared for the it? Truth is much more terrible than fiction... this story kind of died...I'll bring it back sooner or later on hiatusBrothers Grim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-0768. Of Blood and Wine » reviewsTitle is symbolic. In a different time, in a different world: tyranny rules. Rebels clash and friends are enemies. I'm giving Chaucer a sister. Artistic License! Completely AU [dead...for now]A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 3-14-0769. Willow reviews[Willow] I added a character and went more in depth with what happened to Madmartigan as opposed to Willow. I didn't write the end. You want see the end? Watch the movie.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,985 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-07 - Complete70. Bondage Much? reviewsSorry about the title. This is an extended rewrite of the scene when Virginia ties Wolf up in the barn. Please read and if you would be so kind, review!10th Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete
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