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Author has written 27 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, Alex Rider, and Lord of the Rings. MY NAME IS CARMEN. I ENJOY PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS, FOOD, MUSIC, BOOKS, MOVIES, AND BEVERAGES. | |||||||
1. No Way Out » reviewsWolf, Eagle, Snake, and Fox are captured whilst on a seemingly routine stakeout. They are incapacitated and unable to attempt any escape. When Cub is thrown in as well, bloody and beaten, they have to work together and break some rules to break out. R&RAlex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 6-2-092. Liar reviewsI lied as I stood on an island made from a chunk of the moon, covered in the soot of a volcano that shouldn't exist, surrounded by demons and my best friend, with a debilitating head ache plaguing my sense of reason. -Artemis/Holly- -ArtemisPOV-Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-23-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete3. Deep Roots » reviewsHarry Potter is finished with being treated like a delicate flower; he longs to fight. When Dumbledore sends McGonagall to journey to Middle Earth to help fight in their war against Sauron, Harry takes his chance. -previously The Eight Pointed Star- R&RCrossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-4-09 - Published: 4-1-09 - Harry P.4. Simulations Gone Wrong » reviewsA Maximum Ride, Eragon crossover. Not as freaky as it sounds. Should include FAX, some onesided/crushing Erax, fights, fluff, and sarcastic humor to the point where you believe you may pass out. TEMP. HIATUSCrossover - Inheritance Cycle & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 3-19-08 - Eragon S.5. Boy, Meet Puberty » reviewsChaos. Confusion. Randomness. You can find 'em all in this story. Includes pixiestick battles, Remus speechless, Sirius hijacking alcohol, a schoolwide scavenger hunt, LilyWooing, and much, much more. TEMPORARY HIATUS...WILL BE CONTINUED SOONHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 9-25-076. Drabbles » reviewsJust some drabbles, mostly from the Virginia fiasco. All the things we wished happened. Second chapter is a whimsical FAX drabble involving Fang's POV and some embarrassing dreams - haha. Smuttish.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 3-19-087. Exerpt From FANG'S BLOG reviewsI DID NOT WRITE THIS! This is taken from Fang's Blog - yes, the real one - and it's FREAKING HILARIOUS, so here you go. Someone sent in questions for him because he never responded to her her, and the questions -and answers- are SO FUNNY! READ IT!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete8. Serious Air » reviewsFlock and the Cullens are all at Dr. Martinez's house. Flyboys are coming, and the Flock and the Cullens have to team up to fight Itex, save Angel again and save the world. Includes jealousy, mind reading, etc. HIATUSMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 1-27-089. The Insanity is Obvious reviewsSeries of crazy drabbles, in any era. I am taking requests. Chapter one: Sugar! The Marauders meet for the first time on the train. ABANDONEDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-0810. Flattery Version 2 reviewsRemix of the Harry Potter version, because there's a quote in here I couldn't bear to let go. Max learns of the dreaded, tricky 'flattery', and then Fang proceeds to USE IT ON HER! FAX if you use a microscope. Read and Review!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete11. Flattery reviewsLily discovers the mysterious thing that is 'flattery' - and she's not happy about it. Slight L/J if you use a microscope - written for Beefcake the Mightly. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete12. The Today Show reviewsReally weird idea I had while I was staring disaffectedly at the TV while the Today show. Maximum Ride is forced into appearing on the Today show to be interviewed. I do not own the Today Show or Maximum Ride, etc. Read and Review. HIATUSMaximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-28-0813. Blush reviewsPossibly the most pure and fluff-full FAX I've ever written. I gagged a bit writing it - but it's really sweet. Please read and review. Fang contemplates the love of his life...and her blush.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete14. Tantum Aurum et Potestas » reviewsTranslation: Only Gold and Power. Artemis Fowl has lived by one simple guidline all his life. Now, as he takes part in more and more lifethreatening excapades with Holly and Minerva, he finds himself doubting even these fundamentals. R&R.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 8-3-07 - Artemis F.15. Positivity » reviewsKel and Neal discover that it's never too late to find love, if you just stay positive. KelNeal in case you didn't catch that. PLEASE read and don't forget to REVIEW! Constructive criticism NEEDED!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 2-24-07 - Tortall - Complete16. How Voldemort Really Died reviewsA bit of a continuation of How Harry Really Came Back. This is the untold story of Voldemort's true death, the side not written by J.K.R. Read, and know the truth. Parody.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-19-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete17. How Harry Really Came Back reviewsA completely random and confusing fic, inspired by my friend Tony. HPDH spoilers kind of. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-07 - Complete18. It's a Twin Thing » reviewsFred and George Weasly are happy with their life. But they feel like something is missing. So do Audra and Hailey. Could it be eachother? Rated for safety and mild use of language. Read and review, please. HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 4-21-07 - George W.19. A Knight at Hogwarts reviewsCrossover from Tamora Pierce's world of Tortall and J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. Still looking for a title. R&R. HIATUSCrossover - Harry Potter & Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 7-22-07 - Harry P. & Tortall20. Innocence » reviewsThe life story of Sirius Black as he grows from a frightened, timid boy into a handsome, confident young man and found the strength to survive his parents, false accusations, and, most of all, Azkaban. HIATUS sadlyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-6-07 - Published: 6-25-07 - Sirius B.21. Diary of an Outsider » reviewsA girl from our world is summoned by the gods and various powerful mages to do important work that will, in the end, affect everyone. Not your average plotline. Please read and review. HIATUSSong of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 3-23-07 - Tortall22. A Generation of Heroes » reviewsChildren of the Golden Trio and their significant others recall their summers spent at Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, their seven years of school, their relationships, and their trials. Better summary inside. Read and reveiw. HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 5-4-0723. The Frightening Fic of a Language Abuser » reviewsWe've all seen them. The stories where every word is misspelled. The stories riddled with Mary Sues. The stories where canon characters are subjected to horrors unknown. Now let's make fun of them. HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-26-0724. Heart of Life » reviewsA sweet little series of drabbles haphazardly inspired by the first few verses of John Mayer's song 'Heart of Life'. Hermione's hurt, and someone special comes to help her. I have decided to continue. Each chapter will sport a new song. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 4-24-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete25. MSS Mary Sue Showdown » reviewsSick of all the Mary Sues? Wish they could all just kill each other off? Then this is the fic for you! We battle 2 new Sues every chapter! R&R! HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 5-1-0726. Let the Truth Be Told reviewsI'm positive this has never been done before. Ever wonder why people actually ::GASP!:: LIKE Umbridge? Well, they don't. Find out the truth in this oneshot with a second genre of 'HORROR' simply because I have a horrible mind. Read and review, please.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-17-07 - Dolores U. & Percy W. - Complete27. A Memory » reviewsHarry, Ron, and Hermione find out that Dumbledore took care of children. Are they gifted with his talet? Could they turn the tides of the war? Rating may change. R&R HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 4-27-07 - Albus D. & Harry P.
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