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since: 02-19-07, id: 1223372, Profile Updated: 02-26-11
country: USA
Author has written 27 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, Alex Rider, and Lord of the Rings.

MY NAME IS CARMEN. I ENJOY PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS, FOOD, MUSIC, BOOKS, MOVIES, AND BEVERAGES.
i have christmas lights on my bed and dried flowers on my dresser. my wall is covered in things that remind me that my life is great, and my phone is full of texts that i’ll never forget. facebook is a way to say hello and tumblr is a way to be a person. my bed is unclean but so is my mind. i regret nothing that i have ever done because all of it has led me to where i am today. my music collection has songs i’ve never heard before and songs i hate to hear. i’m just now finding out what i can do and it’s liberating, but scary. i spend most of my time reflecting and the rest of it interacting. never try to be someone else, because that is disrespectful to yourself. i only have feelings intensely. i try to understand people intimately. the more time i spend around you the more you interest me. i believe i am unbelievably transparent, and i’ve learned to live with it. the best way to confuse people is to tell them the truth. i have lost innocence and trust and friends and passions, but i have gained so much more. i will never stop growing and i will never stop changing. i love going romping in the woods or going somewhere new just as much as i enjoy snuggling under a blanket and watching a movie or taking a nap. you’re really great and i’m glad you’re here on the same earth as i am.

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1. No Way Out » reviews
Wolf, Eagle, Snake, and Fox are captured whilst on a seemingly routine stakeout. They are incapacitated and unable to attempt any escape. When Cub is thrown in as well, bloody and beaten, they have to work together and break some rules to break out. R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 6-2-09
2. Liar reviews
I lied as I stood on an island made from a chunk of the moon, covered in the soot of a volcano that shouldn't exist, surrounded by demons and my best friend, with a debilitating head ache plaguing my sense of reason. -Artemis/Holly- -ArtemisPOV-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-23-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
3. Deep Roots » reviews
Harry Potter is finished with being treated like a delicate flower; he longs to fight. When Dumbledore sends McGonagall to journey to Middle Earth to help fight in their war against Sauron, Harry takes his chance. -previously The Eight Pointed Star- R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-4-09 - Published: 4-1-09 - Harry P.
4. Simulations Gone Wrong » reviews
A Maximum Ride, Eragon crossover. Not as freaky as it sounds. Should include FAX, some onesided/crushing Erax, fights, fluff, and sarcastic humor to the point where you believe you may pass out. TEMP. HIATUS
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 3-19-08 - Eragon S.
5. Boy, Meet Puberty » reviews
Chaos. Confusion. Randomness. You can find 'em all in this story. Includes pixiestick battles, Remus speechless, Sirius hijacking alcohol, a schoolwide scavenger hunt, LilyWooing, and much, much more. TEMPORARY HIATUS...WILL BE CONTINUED SOON
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 9-25-07
6. Drabbles » reviews
Just some drabbles, mostly from the Virginia fiasco. All the things we wished happened. Second chapter is a whimsical FAX drabble involving Fang's POV and some embarrassing dreams - haha. Smuttish.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 3-19-08
7. Exerpt From FANG'S BLOG reviews
I DID NOT WRITE THIS! This is taken from Fang's Blog - yes, the real one - and it's FREAKING HILARIOUS, so here you go. Someone sent in questions for him because he never responded to her her, and the questions -and answers- are SO FUNNY! READ IT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete
8. Serious Air » reviews
Flock and the Cullens are all at Dr. Martinez's house. Flyboys are coming, and the Flock and the Cullens have to team up to fight Itex, save Angel again and save the world. Includes jealousy, mind reading, etc. HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 1-27-08
9. The Insanity is Obvious reviews
Series of crazy drabbles, in any era. I am taking requests. Chapter one: Sugar! The Marauders meet for the first time on the train. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-08
10. Flattery Version 2 reviews
Remix of the Harry Potter version, because there's a quote in here I couldn't bear to let go. Max learns of the dreaded, tricky 'flattery', and then Fang proceeds to USE IT ON HER! FAX if you use a microscope. Read and Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete
11. Flattery reviews
Lily discovers the mysterious thing that is 'flattery' - and she's not happy about it. Slight L/J if you use a microscope - written for Beefcake the Mightly. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete
12. The Today Show reviews
Really weird idea I had while I was staring disaffectedly at the TV while the Today show. Maximum Ride is forced into appearing on the Today show to be interviewed. I do not own the Today Show or Maximum Ride, etc. Read and Review. HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-28-08
13. Blush reviews
Possibly the most pure and fluff-full FAX I've ever written. I gagged a bit writing it - but it's really sweet. Please read and review. Fang contemplates the love of his life...and her blush.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete
14. Tantum Aurum et Potestas » reviews
Translation: Only Gold and Power. Artemis Fowl has lived by one simple guidline all his life. Now, as he takes part in more and more lifethreatening excapades with Holly and Minerva, he finds himself doubting even these fundamentals. R&R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 8-3-07 - Artemis F.
15. Positivity » reviews
Kel and Neal discover that it's never too late to find love, if you just stay positive. KelNeal in case you didn't catch that. PLEASE read and don't forget to REVIEW! Constructive criticism NEEDED!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 2-24-07 - Tortall - Complete
16. How Voldemort Really Died reviews
A bit of a continuation of How Harry Really Came Back. This is the untold story of Voldemort's true death, the side not written by J.K.R. Read, and know the truth. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-19-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
17. How Harry Really Came Back reviews
A completely random and confusing fic, inspired by my friend Tony. HPDH spoilers kind of. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-07 - Complete
18. It's a Twin Thing » reviews
Fred and George Weasly are happy with their life. But they feel like something is missing. So do Audra and Hailey. Could it be eachother? Rated for safety and mild use of language. Read and review, please. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 4-21-07 - George W.
19. A Knight at Hogwarts reviews
Crossover from Tamora Pierce's world of Tortall and J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. Still looking for a title. R&R. HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 7-22-07 - Harry P. & Tortall
20. Innocence » reviews
The life story of Sirius Black as he grows from a frightened, timid boy into a handsome, confident young man and found the strength to survive his parents, false accusations, and, most of all, Azkaban. HIATUS sadly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-6-07 - Published: 6-25-07 - Sirius B.
21. Diary of an Outsider » reviews
A girl from our world is summoned by the gods and various powerful mages to do important work that will, in the end, affect everyone. Not your average plotline. Please read and review. HIATUS
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 3-23-07 - Tortall
22. A Generation of Heroes » reviews
Children of the Golden Trio and their significant others recall their summers spent at Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, their seven years of school, their relationships, and their trials. Better summary inside. Read and reveiw. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 5-4-07
23. The Frightening Fic of a Language Abuser » reviews
We've all seen them. The stories where every word is misspelled. The stories riddled with Mary Sues. The stories where canon characters are subjected to horrors unknown. Now let's make fun of them. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-26-07
24. Heart of Life » reviews
A sweet little series of drabbles haphazardly inspired by the first few verses of John Mayer's song 'Heart of Life'. Hermione's hurt, and someone special comes to help her. I have decided to continue. Each chapter will sport a new song. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 4-24-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
25. MSS Mary Sue Showdown » reviews
Sick of all the Mary Sues? Wish they could all just kill each other off? Then this is the fic for you! We battle 2 new Sues every chapter! R&R! HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 5-1-07
26. Let the Truth Be Told reviews
I'm positive this has never been done before. Ever wonder why people actually ::GASP!:: LIKE Umbridge? Well, they don't. Find out the truth in this oneshot with a second genre of 'HORROR' simply because I have a horrible mind. Read and review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-17-07 - Dolores U. & Percy W. - Complete
27. A Memory » reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione find out that Dumbledore took care of children. Are they gifted with his talet? Could they turn the tides of the war? Rating may change. R&R HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 4-27-07 - Albus D. & Harry P.
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