Soooo life sucks? Yeah that's basically it. There's a lot going on right now so I've basically abandoned all my stories...I might pick them back up, I might not. I look at them a get a few ideas running and I have a lot of half chapter written so you never know. Anyway I'm trying to get my year 12 done. You never know, if I can get it done by the end of the year I might come back as a writer.

I also used to be an avid reviewer by lately I've haven't been reviewing. I promise I will review every story/chapter I read from here on in. Just so yous know I'm not dead.:)

I apologize to all my reviewers who I have disappointed and I hope you understand. There's a lot going on in my life at the moment to do with friends and family and yeah.

So check up every now and then, I may write a oneshot...I may finish a one shot lol, and I will hopefully update something soon. I can't make any promises though.

I hope to read all of your stories (and review them) soon,

Love Absx0x

My name is Sacha, I'm a 16 year old girl from Australia.

I LOVE NCIS and CSI:NY and Buffy. My room is posted with pictures.

My Ships:

NCIS: TATE, McGiva, Jibbs, McAbby, Zabby, and Gabby Shannon/Gibbs/(Kelly). I'm just getting into Zabby.

CSI:NY: M&M (D/L), SMacked, Fiesta, Flack/Angell, and Mac/Peyton.

Buffy: BAngel, Willow/Tara, Willow/Oz, Xander/Cordy, Xander/Anya, Giles/Jenny, Buffy/Spike (with underlying B/A) and Doyle/Cordy on Angel.

Psych: Shaun/Jules

CSI: GSR, Catherine/Warrick

X-Files: MSR

McLeod's: Alex/Claire, Alex/Stevie, Tess/Nick, Kate/Dave, Kate/Riley, Grace/Marcus, Meg/Terry, Jodi/Riley, Jodi/Matt, probably a few more too. The show is just a big ship in itself...if that makes sense.

Bones: B/B, Cam/Zack, Hodgela, Sweets/Cam (is there a ship for that, I kinda just made it up but I can see it happening)

About my Fics!

I write NCIS, Buffy and CSI:NY fics as well as one cross over (NCISxTru Calling) which is on hiatus untill I have finished the rest of my stories. Sorry to my one reviewer.

Gaurdian Angel Continuation is a Continuation of one of my favorite TATE stories. Also on hiatus till I've finished Crazier and Treated Differently or Double Life.

A Holiday In Montana: I'm sorry, I've neglected it quite a bit but I hit a wall. On hiatus too..sorry guys...it'll come back once I've got everything under control again. UPDATE ON STATUS: I have written half a chapter for this story thus far...I'll see how I go at finishing it.

Treated Differently: On hiatus too...just till the end of the year when all the dramas of life have disolved.

I have a Buffy fic in the works called Before the Sunrise which will start to be posted in a few months.

Double Life: Was going well then I hit a wall with the wedding I put out a comp and got told a few people would enter then I only got 2 things so I'm gonna look them over and combine them I think.

Publicity!

Here I just want to encourage you to read some of the stories from my favorite authors on FF.net. First of all is Sweet LIL Loz, she rocks. Her stories are amazing, She's my all time fav ff.net author! Next would be Miss Woozy, who I got some ideas off for Remarried . I can't forget the awesomely fantastical mistical Bec0512! spiffy-georgie-TATE-4-EVA is one of the best I've seen. 03colledge is also awesome. so are BeautifulDay13, Kate DiNozzo, kap0w, and my friend Special Agent Ponytails. Also if you like Shannon/Gibbs/Kelly Shannon Gibbs aka K-Gibbs is awesome. please check them out I'm sure you won't regret it, if you like my stories, you'll love theirs!

I like to buy T.V. show box-sets.

I own CSI 1-7, CSI NY 1-3, NCIS 1-5, Bones 1-3, Tru Calling 1&2, X Files 1-9, L&O SVU 1-6, Psych 1, McLeod's 1-7, Medium 1-3, Buffy 1-7, Angel 1-5, Criminal Minds 1-3, Sabrina the Teenage Witch 1-4, and I think that's it...I get more all the time so yeah.

Well there ya go. Just a long little thingo about me, well not really but anyway. Please Email me!! PMing doesn't work cause ff.net won't send me any emails whatso ever. So yeah email me at... wat_do_you_no_anyway@hotmail.com its also my msn so feel free to add me you can also find me on NFA (ncis fanfiction addiction) under the same username, and on youtube.

And now, for Copy and Pastey thingos!! Excitment.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile \

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have the worst handwriting in your class, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing you butt off.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have never will and proud of it copy this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")

If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you are a member of NFA copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"

"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!"

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
BITCHOLOGY:

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.

It means I live my life MY way.

It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid,

or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am,

and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I 'should be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch , so be it.

I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B - Babe ~ I - In ~ T - Total ~ C - Control of ~ H - Herself

OR:

B = Beautiful ~ I = Intelligent ~ T = Talented ~ C = Charming ~ H = Hell of a Woman

OR:

B = Beautiful ~ I = Individual ~ T = That ~ C = Can ~ H = Handle anything

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Okay so I know my profile is already super long, but if you're taking the time to read it please read this, I get goose bumps everytime I read it no matter how many times i read it.

Writing fanfiction displays and allows our individuality, forming circumstances and situations to which we mould characters, even though not our own, we let our imagination free, setting forth from the bounderies built by origionalities. We explore new meanings, new emotions and new ways to make these characters shine. In each story we breath our own breath into each character, making a small part of them our own- Detective Caz, fanfiction.net

Also I am looking for a story. All I can remember is at the end of it Kate and Tony are dead and their daughter writes a book called Breaking Rule Twelve. Gibbs is her God father and is reading the book at the end of the fic. If this is your story or you know it please tell me!!