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since	: 02-19-07, id: 1223678, Profile Updated: 10-26-08
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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.

Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall

The Muggle Summer Portal is a web page that links to a revised version of the first 62 chapters of the story. It's a cleaner, easier read, so if you're starting from scratch or looking to do a reread, you might better try that version first.

Testing Defenses Update: A revised version of this story has been posted on patronuscharm.net (link here)

Just another Delusional HHr shipper. Hence the nom de plume. Actually, though, I'm closer to H/AFBG (any female but Ginny)...athough I don't think I could handle Harry/Molly (please don't tell me that ship actually exists!).

I hang out on portkey.org, but will be posting revised versions of the stories I've already posted there onto this site.

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1. Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall » reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 352,382 - Reviews: 1612 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 3-2-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

2. A Very Harem Christmas » reviews
Eighteen years after Voldemort's demise and Snape's incarceration in New Azkaban, Clan Potter sends him the magical equivalent of the annual newsletters that occasionally get stuffed into muggle Holiday Cards. Harry/Harem holiday crack fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Harry P.

3. Alternative Medicine » reviews
Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,028 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 2-10-09 - Published: 9-16-08

4. The Python Defense » reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based defense during a remedial potions lesson with Snape. Snape retaliates, and discovers Harry fantasy witch, forcing Harry to preemptively express his feelings to Hermione. She retaliates...against Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,088 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 12-17-08 - Published: 12-9-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

5. A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version » reviews
OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,751 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 12-3-08 - Published: 6-24-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

6. Harry's Hydrotherapy » reviews
Harry is hit by a dark curse that causes his skin and lungs to burn on contact with air. Hermione hits upon a novel treatment plan that involves hydrotherapy, hormones, and a backyard swimming pool. Harry/Hermione/Vector others?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 7-26-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

7. A Coven of Prefects » reviews
Hermione and the other new fifth-year female prefects discover that their most important duties aren't described in their Prefect's Handbook. This Hr/Padma version is ON HIATUS. See "A Coven of Prefects - Harmony Version" for H/Hr in-progress updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 6-9-08 - Hermione G. & Padma P.

8. Vanished Barriers reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-1-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

9. Overlapping Dots reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 5-15-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

10. Wizard Gone Wild » reviews
Just another shameless plot device to make Harry and Hermione realize each other's feelings with the help of some bared skin...Yenta Tonks schemes when she's asked to provide the entertainment for the bachelorette party that Hermione is in charge of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,319 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 10-12-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

11. Testing Defenses » reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 309 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 12-21-07 - Complete

12. The Sweat of a Gladiator » reviews
Ron is poisoned, and the hag that holds the only available antidote wants Harry to pay for it in sweat. The catch? The sweat must be gathered by one virgin witch while Harry deflowers a second. Who is going to help? Who is qualified to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-16-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

13. Potter the Poet reviews
Harry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

14. Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man » reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 4-13-07 - Published: 4-8-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

15. Turning Words Into Action reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-24-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

16. Movie Night at the Granger's reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 2-23-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete