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Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter. I used to have a link here to a google docs archive of my stories called "One Portal to Rule them All." But ffn has tossed the link, so if you want to read the revised versions of Muggle Summer, Wizard Fall and Testing Defenses, or the complete 18 chapter version of Sweat of the Gladiator, head on over to fanficauthors(dot)net, where I've been given the brilliant opportunity to post my modest stories amongst some of the best HP fanfiction. I really recommend anyone who is just starting to read (or reread) Muggle Summer head there right now. It's a much better read (and better written). Shorter, too...trimmed off 30k words and plot points that went nowhere within the first 60 chapters. I'm approaching my seventh year as a fanfiction author. Muggle Summer has been a WIP for nearly all that time. I'm still going to finish that one off...promise. Even as I flesh out my other major WIPs (Python Defense, Alternative Medicine), and surrender to the muse and head off in new directions (Boon 4 Bill, Where the Wild Things Bank). Begging me to update your favorite seemingly abandoned story won't work...I go where the muse sends me, and I'm never shy about posting the start of a story without having a clue how it is going to end. But you all knew that already, right? The shipping wars are over, and H/Hr won. What? You don't think so? Well, then...either I'm delusional, or my nom de plume applies. ccso 1 Feb, 2012 | |||||||
1. A Boon for Bill » reviewsExtreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,177 - Reviews: 531 - Updated: 4-4-12 - Published: 1-4-11 - Harry P. & Hermione G.2. The Python Defense » reviewsHarry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,183 - Reviews: 530 - Updated: 2-10-12 - Published: 12-9-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.3. Where the Wild Things Bank » reviewsJames and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,852 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 9-30-11 - Published: 9-18-11 - Harry P.4. Alternative Medicine » reviewsHarry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,195 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 4-23-11 - Published: 9-16-085. The Hogwarts Graduate » reviewsClose adaptation of "The Graduate," with a young Dustin Hoffman playing the role of Harry Potter. Harry tries to figure out what to with his life after he defeats Voldemort and graduates from Hogwarts. Cue a magical Mrs. Robinson.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-29-10 - Published: 10-27-10 - Harry P. & Tracey D.6. Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend reviewsHermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 8-6-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete7. La Blue Wizard » reviewsMulti-generational "James and Lily live" story. Harry Potter embraces both his Shikima and Welsh heritages while the magical world focuses on Daphne Greengrass, "The-Girl-Who-Lived." A H/multi fanfic that incorporates elements of "La Blue Girl".Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,521 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 2-12-108. Some Industrial Light and Magic reviewsHarry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 6-2-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete9. Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall » reviewsA seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLLHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 377,556 - Reviews: 1963 - Updated: 12-4-09 - Published: 3-2-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.10. The Head Boy's Education » reviewsHead Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 7-30-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G.11. A Very Harem Christmas » reviewsEighteen years after Voldemort's demise and Snape's incarceration in New Azkaban, Clan Potter sends him the magical equivalent of the annual newsletters that occasionally get stuffed into muggle Holiday Cards. Harry/Harem holiday crack fiction.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Harry P.12. A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version » reviewsOotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,751 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 12-3-08 - Published: 6-24-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.13. Harry's Hydrotherapy » reviewsHarry is hit by a dark curse that causes his skin and lungs to burn on contact with air. Hermione hits upon a novel treatment plan that involves hydrotherapy, hormones, and a backyard swimming pool. Harry/Hermione/Vector others?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 7-26-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.14. A Coven of Prefects » reviewsHermione and the other new fifth-year female prefects discover that their most important duties aren't described in their Prefect's Handbook. This Hr/Padma version is ON HIATUS. See "A Coven of Prefects - Harmony Version" for H/Hr in-progress updates.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 6-9-08 - Hermione G. & Padma P.15. Vanished Barriers reviewsHarry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-1-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete16. Overlapping Dots reviewsHarry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 5-15-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete17. Wizard Gone Wild » reviewsJust another shameless plot device to make Harry and Hermione realize each other's feelings with the help of some bared skin...Yenta Tonks schemes when she's asked to provide the entertainment for the bachelorette party that Hermione is in charge of.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,319 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 10-12-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.18. Testing Defenses » reviewsHermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 346 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 12-21-07 - Complete19. The Sweat of a Gladiator » reviewsRon is poisoned, and the hag that holds the only available antidote wants Harry to pay for it in sweat. The catch? The sweat must be gathered by one virgin witch while Harry deflowers a second. Who is going to help? Who is qualified to help?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-16-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.20. Potter the Poet reviewsHarry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete21. Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man » reviewsHarry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 4-13-07 - Published: 4-8-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete22. Turning Words Into Action reviewsHarry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-24-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete23. Movie Night at the Granger's reviewsHarry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 2-23-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
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