Hi, I've always enjoyed reading some of the works here and I am glad I have started to contribute.

Last Update: 5/4/08

News: It has been way to long since I put anything up. Fortunately my time has freed up a bit and the Avatar trailer for the rest of season three has gotten me into the writing spirit. I just put out short story called Time to Choose that is a funny look at shipping. I hope to have my long running story Tournament finished by the end of May.

Writing:

I am glad that I am finally contributing to fanfiction.net

I will always finish any story I start once I post it. It may take some time, but I will not leave people with an unfinished tale. Though they may have to wait a long time. I luv reviews, positive or negative. I am willing to accept challenges or requests. If you have one you think I could do well, send it in and I'll see if I like it.

Currently working on:

Tournament: This is an Avatar: The Last Airbender fic. It is basically a big slug fest of fights I want to see. I plan to update it soon and add some new chapters. I hope to have it completed by the end of November. I updated it 10/30/07 and reloaded the old chapters with changes and corrections. I got the next chapter out fast in honor of The Runaway.

Time to Choose: A funny little story about Sokka and the women that love him. I just put it up, I hope you like it.

Spin-off: I have decided to do a couple of spin-offs from some of my stories. It will be a while before they are out though because I have some other things I am working on first.

-Red Surf, Crimson Moon (working title): A prequel to Crimson about my OC Kaku. It will go into his past and show how he became the frightening bender he was and how he came to be imprisoned by the Fire Nation. Expect equal parts of action, drama, and horror.

-Adventures in Baking (working title): This is a spin-off to my story Not to Bright. It is based off of the joke about the only position Sasuke could hold in Konohagura was on the Konoha Women's Comity. I expect this to be a slapstick story with a little bit of action and possibly a real plot.

Stats:

-I am on the favorite authors list of 12 people

-I am on the author alert list of 7 people

-I have submitted 584 reviews

-Total words achieved: 30,450

-Avg. words per entry: 3,806

-Number of visitors to my profile: 880

-Number of reviews received: 119

Profile: I am a 22 year old male. I attend college online and hope to soon have my bachelors degree. I plan to become a park ranger (I'm a future squirrel cop). I am the King of Nerds and Geeks. I love sci-fi/fantasy and anime. I watch a lot of cartoons, most of which no man in his twenties should admit to watching if they do not have a child. I do not drink, but cannot convince anyone that I am sober and I do not do drugs, but cannot convince anyone that I am not stoned. Needless to say, my existence is enteresting if noting else. I have been a lifeguard for the last six summers since I got my drivers license and plan to make it an even seven this summer.

Hobbies: Reading, D&D, hiking. I like things that let me work on strategy. I spend a lot of my time contemplating philosophy, theology, and psychology. I've always wanted to write, and now I do.

Favorite animes and mangas: Evangelion, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Ranma 1/2, Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gundam Seed & Wing, Rurouni Kenshin, Rune Soldier, Bleach, Naruto, Desert Punk, Ronin Wariors, IGXP, Berserk, Nausica and the Valley of the Wind

Favorite cartoons: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, W.I.T.C.H., Loony Toons (yea, I said it, so what), GI JOE, Spider-man, Justice League, Kim Possible, The Simpsons

Favorite sci-fi: Farscape, Firefly, Star Treck, Star Wars, Stargate SG1 & Atlantis, Battlestar Glalactica (old & new), Babaylon 5, Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

Favorite books: Animorphs, Everworld, Dragonlance, Forgotten Realms, and Eberron novels; The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Call of the Wild, The Time Machine, Star Wars: X-Wing series, Han Solo Trilogy, 2001 a Space Odyssey, Jurassic Park

Favorite Authors: K. A. Applegate, R.L.Stine, R. A. Salvatore, Timothy Zhan, Paul Kidd, H. G. Wells, Margerit Weis & Tracy Hickman

Favorite games: Legend of Zelda, Poke'mon, Knights of the Old Republic I & II, Halo I & II

Other things that I like: Wolves, Red vs. Blue, P.A.N.I.C.S., 8-Bit Theater, Monty Python: The Quest for the Holly Grail, shiny shiny objects (not a joke), cute animals (again, not a joke)

Favorite characters:

Avatar: Sokka (Check out http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/justicar347/1223717/ if you are a Sokka fan), Zuko, Azula, Toph, Uncle Iroh

Naruto: Naruto, Garaa, Shikamaru

Farscape: John Crichton, Stark

Star Wars: Yoda, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Wedge Antilies, Obi-wan Kenobi

Firefly: Malcom Reynolds, Jane Cobb

TNMT: Michaelangelo

Forgotten Realms: Drizz't Do'Urden, Pharaun Mizzrym, Vales Hune

Dragonlance: Rastlin Majare, Tasslehoff Burrfoot

Quotes:

Escalla (Descent into the Depths of the Earth):

"This is an adventure damnit! We are supposed to receive monetary rewards for acts of homicide."

Angel (Angel):

"Well, personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work."

Homer Simpson (The Simpsons):

"D'oh!"

"Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?"

"Well exxxxxcuse me for having huge flaws that I don't work on!"

Malcom Reynolds (Firefly, Serenity):

"This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we might experience some slight...turbulence, and then... explode.",

"I aim to misbehave."

Me:

"We are the sum of our decisions. Death before dishonor."

"Remember, 555 is just 666's retarded little brother."

"If I give up my delusions, my day is going to be really boring."

"Life sucks and then you die. Now that we have that settled, lets get lunch."

"Suicide won't solve my problems, homicide is another mater."

"Hurrying is the first sign you've already screwed up and a good sign your about to screw up again."

"I meet the most interesting people. That's not necessarily a good thing."

"I wish I was stupid. Less is expected of stupid people."

"I figure that everyone has to be a little masochistic to get up in the morning."

"I can tell the difference between fantasy and reality, I just like fantasy better."

"I believe in a fair fight. Cheating is how I even the odds."

"Its not that I'm a few cards short of a full deck, I'm just playing with a deck thats different from everyone else's."

Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible):

"That would be so cool if it wasn't going to hurt us."

"Why is it always monkeys?! Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed supper models?!"

Bumper Stickers:

"Depression is just anger without enthusiasm."

"Do not mettle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with katsup."

Aurthur Weasly (Harry Potter):

"Never trust anyting that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."

Sokka (ATLA):

"I'm just a guy, with a boomerang...I didn't ask for all this flying...and magic..."

"The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it."

Spike (Cowboy Bebop):

"Jet, do you know that there are three things I particularly hate? Kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, Jet, (screaming) why do we have all three of them neatly gathered on this ship?!"

Black Mage (8-Bit Theater):

"Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons!"

"Urge to destroy world rising."

"Can we kill him now? He's a goth, its' what he wants."

"Organs...surrendering like...the French..."

"I believe in magic and that did not make any since."

"I refuse to believe that worked."

Red Mage (8-Bit Theater):

"Show me something that beats a natural twenty, and I'll show you hateful lies!"

The Messenger (8-Bite Theater):

"I fear death only slightly more than I hate life!"

I hope all of this amused you.