ShelbySabaku
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since: 02-19-07, id: 1223759, Profile Updated: 03-12-12
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, and Naruto.

I write. That's really all you need to know

I have an obsession with Eminem, Slim Shady, or Marshall Mathers (take your pick) and Matthew Gray Gubler (Dr. Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds). I love eating, sleeping, reading, writing, and making an ass out of myself in public. I tweet a lot and have very cynical humor.

My goal in life is to own a shitload of Naruto plushies and write a succesful book before I die.


Thank you all so much to everyone who participated in my contest. All of the entries were absolutely amazing. Seriously.

Now, drumroll please...

IN FIRST PLACE:

Of Monsters and Men: Vesperchan

You will be awarded a one/two shot of your choice. This pertains to the couple, setting, and if there's an overall plot/theme you would like to see:)

IN SECOND PLACE:

Harbored Tragedy: sLiCeOfLiFe

You will be awarded a one shot with the couple and/or plot of your choosing:)

IN THIRD PLACE...IT'S A TIE!

In The Woods: StormDragon666

Tattoo Me Now: Miss Danny

The two of you will recieve a drabble with the couple/plot of your choosing:)

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS AND THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED.


1. Freshman 15 reviews
One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 11-24-12 - Sakura H. - Complete
2. Be My Secretary? » reviews
Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,020 - Reviews: 663 - Updated: 10-24-12 - Published: 8-23-09 - Sakura H.
3. Shakespeare In notso Love reviews
Because Shakespeare was a misogynist, and Sakura doesn't appreciate that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-21-12 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete
4. Deranged reviews
If one more person told Sakura what she could and couldn't feel, she was going to scream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-14-12 - Sakura H. & Pain/Pein - Complete
5. House Sitting reviews
This was so not worth ten bucks an hour.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-24-12 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete
6. Turning heads reviews
Turning heads was just a regular thing for them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-17-12 - Sakura H. & Kiba I. - Complete
7. Coffee Crazed reviews
And no matter what, a suggestive innuendo and phone number were always left on her coffee cup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-14-12 - Madara U. & Sakura H. - Complete
8. Crazy, Starved Love reviews
They were just starving artists, living in Alphabet City, hopelessly in love with one another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-26-12 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete
9. A Little Help reviews
In which Sakura is dragged to the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale and gets a whole lot more than she expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 1-8-12 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete
10. Month Long Romance » reviews
She believed that love could only last a month. They disagreed. 12 short Sakuxmulti oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 12-31-11 - Published: 1-5-11 - Sakura H. - Complete
11. Don't you? reviews
"You love me don't you?" "It's my duty to protect you, that's all."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 11-2-10 - Sakura H. & Neji H. - Complete
12. Autumn Leaves reviews
"Madara get your lazy, unmotivated ass up and help me or else I'm going to shove this rake up somewhere I know you won't want it to be." Sakura loathed Fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-8-10 - Sakura H. & Madara U. - Complete
13. Oh Romeo! reviews
"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 9-30-10 - Published: 8-15-10 - Sakura H. - Complete
14. A Flirt reviews
"Hey gorgeous, how about I show you the biggest bone of your entire life?" Sakura always hated it when he got like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-20-10 - Sakura H. & Kiba I. - Complete
15. Sway reviews
Sakura will never understand how she got roped into going Salsa dancing during December. Especially when the six men who invited her have been in love with her since she was twelve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 12-24-09 - Sakura H. - Complete
16. Their Pink Haired Secretary reviews
Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 8-16-09 - Sakura H. - Complete
17. A Little Red Envelope reviews
Gaara are you upset?" Sakura asked hesitantly. "Of course I'm upset, The Akatsuki are sending you love letters" he growled. "But it's not even like the Akatsuki" Sakura exclaimed. "It's more like the Akatsuki on Crack!" OOCness. You have been warned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 7-15-09 - Sakura H. & Gaara - Complete
18. A Smoke Filled Kiss reviews
"Hey Shikamaru, did you know kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray?" Shikamaru was going to prove this girl wrong
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-22-09 - Sakura H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
19. Stripper Gram reviews
"Just promise me you won't overreact" Sakura pleaded to her boyfriend. "Why? Whats wrong?" Sasuke asked. "Well, it's just that there and strippers at Ino's bachelorette party" Then, there was a very long beep, and the line went dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 11-7-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
20. The Silent Game reviews
"Naruto, you really need to shut up" And with that said, she crushed her mouth to his.REVISED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-21-07 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete
21. Never Perfect reviews
Haruhi and Tamaki's relationship
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-21-07 - Tamaki S. & Haruhi F. - Complete
22. Love will find a way reviews
Koga's feelings about Kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-13-07 - Kagome H. & Kouga - Complete
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