Many Reviews ≠ Good Story
and is never a sign of one.

Good Reviews ≠ Good Story
but can be a sign of one.

Quotes:

“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Harry Potter author Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Twilight author Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.” -- Stephen King

"Oh FFN, you little cocktease. You're not fooling me with all these story alerts. I know how it works--you apologize for acting up, you notify me about new fics promptly for a couple weeks, and next thing I know you're coming in at 7 AM in last night's clubbing outfit missing a high heel and mumbling about a wild party with 4chan." -- Canderjack

"How bad did Murphy's life suck?" -- Me

"Suethors are the best magicians; they pull beautiful-looking things out of their hats, and stories out of their asses." -- Me

"Power corrupts all it touches, the only question is how long it takes." -- Me

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." -- H.P. Lovecraft

"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in." -- Arlo Guthrie

"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." -- Greek proverb

"Try to be as smart as you like, but remember that it's better to be wise than to be smart." -- Alan Alda

"Arguing with a fool proves there are two." -- Doris M. Smith

"Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available." -- Benford's Law of Controversy

"640K ought to be enough for anyone." -- Bill Gates, 1981

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Last Update: 5/25/2009 at 2:53 PM(EST)

Section(s) Affected by Last Update: Removed some more pointless shit.