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and is never a sign of one.

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but can be a sign of one.

Concerning Fics:

Oblivion(because not all NPCs have names)

1. The Player Character(AKA "Everyone's Oblivion OC")

1. The PC in my Oblivion fics will be known as Deban-Traz.
2. He's an Argonian(not a Shadowscale).
3. For the purpose of followers, unless otherwise stated, he's Arch-Mage, Listener, Grand Champion of the Arena and Divine Crusader.
4. The Adoring Fan will rarely suffer his wrath(it's overdone).

2. Mage Apprentices(Of course Arch-Mage)

1. The Redheaded Imperial Mage Apprentice will be known as Joan.
2. The others will rarely be of any consequence.

3. Dark Brotherhood Murderers(Yes, Dear Listener?)

1. The Imperial Archer will be known as Borunil.
2. The Khajiiti Swordsman will be known as B'Ghanda
3. The Breton Mage will be known as Adreana.

4. Knights of the Nine(Hail, Divine Crusader!)

1. Rarely will the nameless replacement knights be involved.
2. Sir Avita will be my main KotN.

5. Other Followers(Hero of Kvatch, and whatnot...)

1. Martin and Jauffre won't be going to Weynon Priory any time soon.
2. Reynald and Guilbert Gemane are mostly inseparable.
3. Reynald may fight his drinking problem in some fics.

6. The Team(Follow me.)

1. Unless otherwise mentioned, "the Team" refers to Deban-Traz, Martin, Jauffre, the Gemane Brothers, Joan and Borunil.

7. Tales of the Followers

1. Next Chapter Title: "The Honorable Drunk".
2. Follower: Reynald Gemane.

Quotes:

“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Harry Potter author Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Twilight author Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.” -- Stephen King

"Oh FFN, you little cocktease. You're not fooling me with all these story alerts. I know how it works--you apologize for acting up, you notify me about new fics promptly for a couple weeks, and next thing I know you're coming in at 7 AM in last night's clubbing outfit missing a high heel and mumbling about a wild party with 4chan." -- Canderjack

"An act against a friend is an act against me." -- Me

"I don't believe everything you do. Live with it." -- Me

"Rarely is the question asked: How bad did Murphy's life suck?" -- Me

"Suethors are the best magicians; they pull beautiful-looking things out of their hats, and stories out of their asses." -- Me

"Power corrupts all it touches, the only question is how long it takes." -- Me

"Life sucks, then you die." -- Kristen Engle

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." -- H.P. Lovecraft

"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in." -- Arlo Guthrie

"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." -- Greek proverb

"Try to be as smart as you like, but remember that it's better to be wise than to be smart." -- Alan Alda

"Arguing with a fool proves there are two." -- Doris M. Smith

"Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available." -- Benford's Law of Controversy

"640K ought to be enough for anyone." -- Bill Gates, 1981

And now, time for more pointless shit:

The Fireplace (Flame Rising's Main Forum)
The Furnace (Flame Rising'sCon-crit Forum)
The Fireplace Dictionary:(Last Updated 9/18/2007 at 3:07 PM EST)

The Shippers Oath

I will hold

True to my pairing

I swear this oath ain't herring

And sometimes to flame another shippers ship

But only if they get me first

Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE

Each shipper to their pairing

Each pairing to their show

May there be many fanfics

So all the world will know

Your pairing is the best

All shippers will try to prove their pair

And if they're motivated

They'll pluck "evidence" from the air

And through all of this

Bold and Blue

I am a shipper

Always true

A few things about me:

Real Name: Don

BD: 10/17

Gender: Male

E-mail: Won't show up? PM me.

AIM: Again, PM me.

Last Update: 6/11/2009 at 11:32 PM(EST)

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