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i love Twilight, music, fanfics, books and Manga. and I'm slightly insane.

i live in a crazy country with a crazy government (america)

age: like i'm telling you

gender: take a guess, it's got to be one or the other

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think the Eragon movie was horrible, that the book was WAY better, and that the person who wrote the script should be tortured in some horrid manner (use your imagination), copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to the list; Akira'kitana, kalyn19, Mystery Writer5775 cluelessphantom

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, Akira'kitana, kalyn19, Mystery writer5775 cluelessphantom

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto

your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148, crazyvi, clulessphantom

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DandNsGirl, coolsodagirl, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyr, EmoGwyddoniaeth2, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Daydreamer71, -EHWIES, Shewhodanceswithdragons, That Bloody Demon, Zara2148, crazyvi,cluelessphantom,jthe soldier boi

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

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99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.Sorry Naruto fans.

This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel Tiger Mew Mew

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH!!

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back
From Charlies Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls,
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!"I scream.
But it's now too late,
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again,
Oh please God,have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
Child Abuse,Make it stop!

Fav. Harry Potter Pairs

Ginny x Harry Made For Each Other!!

Hermoine x Ron Stop denying it, you love each other.

Tonks x Remus AAAWWWW!! GO Remus, I knew you would find a girl!

Lily x James SOOO Cute!! She hates him, he loves her, but they get together in the end.

Luna x Neville The just seem to go together.

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From: Shining Zephyr

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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quotes

It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip em' the bird: Mutantlover09

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway: Mutantlover09

Emos need to get a reality check. the world does not revolve around their so called pain: graffiti on the bathroom stall at my school

my carma ran over your dogma: bumper sticker

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead: Erma Bombeck

do not pitty the dead, pitty the living and those who live without love.: albus dumbledore

The insane shall inherit the Earth...just as soon as all the normal people turn their backs.: Rob Phantom

They say you get the government you derserve, what I want to know is whatwe did to deserve this one?: Rob Phantom

THE GEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH: T-shirt

"what's the point of being grown up if you can't childish?" -4th doctor

"your tired of living, but you don't want to die." 8th doctor

"you were fantastic, abosolutely fantastic, and you know what? so was I"- 9th doctor

"you could spend your whole life with me, but i can't spend mine with you." -10 doctor