| Thranduil Oropherion Redux |
Author has written 10 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Silmarillion, Rebecca, and Leave It To Beaver. Because of the continued forum posting lockout, I have created a backup forum Son of Cabbages and Kings. Anyone interested may join me there. ( http://cabbagesandkings.proboards.com/index.cgi ) January 27, 2012. Since Fanfiction Net has disabled all external links from profiles, I must now post the URL to every story or forum that Fanfiction Net has forced me to keep off site. What shall I say to introduce myself? I am old enough to know better, but that rarely stops me. My interests include politics, fine wines, gemology, spelunking and, obviously, LOTR/Silmarillion fanfiction. Update 29 August, 2007: I have decided to post two stories previously only available at my LiveJournal. Both are inspired by Aislynn Crowdaughter's very dark and affecting tale, Mael Gul. I am exceptionally grateful to this generous author for allowing and encouraging me to write in her universe. Be advised that if you click on the link below, the tale is of an adult nature. 'Mael Gul.' I am a proud member of Les Sept Dieux forum. If you enjoy a good discussion, check it out. And please visit my own forum, Of Cabbages and Kings. ( http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Of_Cabbages_and_Kings/56768/ ) I believe flaming is counterproductive. Calm, courteous listing of mistakes in grammar, punctuation and whatnot works so much better. And please, would-be flamers, if you're going to engage in it, kindly make sure the quality of your own work is above reproach. You really look stupid chucking stones from a glass house. Update September 11, 2010: To conform strictly to FanFiction.Net guidelines, I have removed the poetry quotations from one of my stories. Unfortunately, this has diminished the artistic impact of it considerably. For anyone who wishes to read it in its original form (and I highly recommend that you do) they may be found at my Live Journal ( http://randy-o.livejournal.com/ ): Knew I Love Once ( http://randy-o.livejournal.com/9231.html ) | |||||||
1. Ain Melir Den Urui » reviewsAfter witnessing an unfortunate incident on the slopes of Mount Orodruin, Elrond and Thranduil must escape Mordor disguised as females. And that's only the start of their problems. Elrond; Thranduil; Caleborn; Celebrian; Galadriel. Rated T for innuendoLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,567 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-29-11 - Published: 11-21-11 - Elrond & Thranduil2. The Ransom at the Redhorn reviewsEver wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-19-11 - Celebrian & Orc - Complete3. Edifice Rex reviewsAragorn impresses Arwen with a sizeable gift. Dedicated to Lord Kelvin, RedBootton, and the Literate Union. Warning for innuendo.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-18-10 - Aragorn & Arwen U. - Complete4. Nothing Ventured » reviewsTen years later, Jack Sparrow returns with a startling proposition for Elizabeth and Will. Can they trust him? Will they? Most importantly, will it work? Warning: SpoilersPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 4-28-08 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Will T. - Complete5. Songe d'Automne reviewsBecause Maxim De Winter and his second wife deserve a happier ending. Or is it?Rebecca - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-23-106. Ships That Pass In the Night reviewsYou think you've got troubles? Two strangers meet in a little tavern on the island of Tortuga and swap stories.Crossover - Silmarillion & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-2-09 - Will T. - Complete7. Leave It to Solo or Beaver Joins the Alliance reviewsHan Solo and Chewbacca crash land on a strange, backward planet. Can the Beaver help them get home?Crossover - Star Wars & Leave It To Beaver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-09 - Han S. - Complete8. The Night That Covers Me reviewsAn AU examination of the relationship between Legolas and Aragorn in Aislynn Crowdaughter's darkfic, Mael Gul. Warning: although this story would be rated R, there are some very disturbing elements, including slash and BDSM.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-30-07 - Aragorn & Legolas - Complete9. Knew I Love Once? reviewsAU, or is it? Legolas and Arwen at the Rath Dinen. Warning for AU, implied slash, and relentless ambiguity.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-29-07 - Arwen U. & Legolas - Complete10. Bittersweet reviewsFor those who think 'bittersweet' is deeper than a happy ending, this story is just the thing for you! Warning: Spoilers.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-22-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete