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The r a m b l i n g s of mimi-chan:

Fruits Basket

Shall forever be number 1 on my favorites list; however, getting tired of writing it. Obsession wearing off after a few years.

Ouran High School Host Club

Still love it, just not as insanely as before. Will finish Operation Host! eventually. Probably no more chaptered fics for this series, unless I am struck by a moment of inspiration...If anyone wants to use the summary for Mommy's Missing? (see below), go ahead. Just notify me and give me credit (I wanna read it too~). :D

Mommy's Missing?- To Kyoya Ootori, there were only Facts. Fact 1- Currently kidnapped: BAD. Fact 2- Stuck in smelly warehouse with no means of escape: BAD. Fact 3- Someone was probably looking for him: GOOD. Fact 4- It was probably the useless idiot Tamaki: BAD.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

New series. Extremely awesome. My second favorite, since I have vowed that Furuba shall be my number one forever (see above). I FINALLY got around to writing a Yuki-centric fic (which is really a collection of drabbles also featuring Ryoko Asakura called Serendipity) because she's just awesome like that. Also, she kinda reminds me of Yuki Sohma in female form, which makes me very, very happy. (I don't know why, but I have this thing for characters like Yuki Nagato/Sohma...weird.)

Lucky Star

Cuuute~ moemoe~ all the girls who are supposed to be in high school look like they're still in elementary school... xD
Also, does anybody else think that Minami and Yutaka remind them of a female Mori and Hani from Ouran? Maybe it's just me...

Anime/Manga I have read/am reading! (in order of current favorites!)

~ Fruits Basket (done with manga and anime!)
~ The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (in progress)
~ Kuroshitsuji (done with anime, in progress with manga) A super amazing series that needs more love :D Sebastian is the cutest thing ever
~ Liar Game (in progress)
~ Lucky Star (done with anime) gotta love all the TMoHS references...it scares me how many references I catch...
~ +Anima (FINALLY DONE!) I loved this series so much~ this is one series that definitely needs more love!
~ Vampire Knight (in progress) Zero is such a emo bishie. Still adore his melodramatic-ness though. :D
~ Inuyasha (in progress)
~ Ouran High School Host Club (done with anime, in progress with manga)
~ Chobits (done with manga, in progress with anime)
~ Peach Girl (done with manga)
~ Peach Girl: Change of Heart (done with manga)
~ Peach Girl: Sae's Story (done with manga)
~ Gakuen Alice -Alice Academy- (done with anime, in progress with manga)
~ Kamichama Karin Chu (in progress) it's so freakin' cute! x3
~ Kamichama Karin (done with manga and anime!)
~ Kodocha (in progress)
~ Millennium Snow -A Thousand Years of Snow- (done) Extremely disappointed about the so-called "ending..."
~ Hana-Kimi (done!)
~ Ultra Maniac (done with anime, in progress with manga)
~ Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch (in progress)
~ NANA (in progress)
~ Tokyo Mew Mew (done with manga and anime!)
~ Tokyo Mew Mew a la mode (done!)
~ Lovely Complex -LoveCom- (in progress)
~ Ranma 1/2 (in progress)
~ Death Note (in progress)
~ Tramps Like Us -Kimi wa Pet- (in progress)
~ Cardcaptor Sakura (in progress)
~ Alice 19 (done) read all the volumes in one sitting (finished 3 minutes before the end of 2008-- hello 2009!)...not my brightest idea ever... @_@
~ Beauty is the Beast (done!)

About Me:

~ I am a girl, ok? Just so you know...

~ Call me mimi-chan!

~ I LOVE Twix, M&Ms, and anything that belongs in the family of chocolate. (Chocolate bunnies! yay! ~spazzing out~)

~ I enjoy listening to purring cats, the cello, and the screams of my brother ~evil grin~

~ My favorite books are: light novels (TMoHS), Artemis Fowl (omg...only the bestest series ever! add a teen ~irish!~ genius/evil mastermind with armed fairies and you get awesomeness! okies. end mini-rant here), The Kite Runner (geh...super depressing but still very deep), and Garth Nix's The Keys to the Kingdom series. ~lovelovelove~

~ I like to read (books, poetry, and manga) & write (fanfiction and other stuff)

~ I am usually a happy person that likes romantic comedies and ice cream. I sometimes take fic requests. Not like I ever got one though...

~ I am a serious chocoholic, shopaholic, and procrastinator. Huzzah. :D

Quotes that I adore:

"If there is no cow heaven, where do they go after they become hamburgers and leather car seats?" ~mimi-chan (That's what I said to my little brother when he said there wasn't a cow heaven. I had an attack of randomness, so that was my answer...)

"I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more." ~Cat Stevens

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." ~W.C. Fields

"It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship." ~Proverb

"Use whatever is at hand, be it friend or foe." ~Kyoya (Ouran High School Host Club Volume 6)

"C'mon Joey! If you wanna see a rainbow, you gotta put up with some rain." ~Dennis (Dennis the Menance)

"Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes." ~Bruce Nolan (Bruce Almighty)

"A true friend is someone who knows you're a good egg even if you're a little cracked."

"What's procrastination? I'll tell you later." ~One of my friends from school!

"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet; when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, we could power the entire metropolitan area." ~Dilbert

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch others try to figure out how the hell you did it."

"When life gives you lemons put them on fanfiction.net and watch the fangirls squeal...and then laugh." ~darkmousie (from dA)

"I must be wishing on the wrong star because someone else is always getting what I want."

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" ~Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"I know it is difficult for you, but please, try not to do anything stupid." ~Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" ~Ron (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me you are troubled." ~Jack Sparrow

"I do (tell the truth) quite a lot, yet people are always surprised." ~Jack Sparrow

"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." ~Johnny Depp

"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away."

"Why is the rum always gone?!"...staggers..."Oh...that's why." ~Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean 2)

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." ~Anonymous

"Jesus loves everybody. Too bad everyone else hates your guts." ~Anonymous

"My Karma ran over your Dogma." ~Anonymous

"I'm not evil-- I have the heart of a little girl! In a jar! On my desk!" ~Anonymous

"Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs..." ~Anonymous

"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail." ~Anonymous

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face." ~Despair, inc.

"Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now." ~Despair, inc.

"That which doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable." ~Despair, inc.

"It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black." ~Despair, inc.

"The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to think you're pretentious." ~Despair, inc.

"Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams." ~Despair, inc.

"You can do anything you set your mind to when you have the vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor." ~Despair, inc.

"I figured out what's wrong with my life: It's other people." ~Dilbert

"You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!" ~Shrek

"You're not drunk enough until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the Earth..." ~Doug Benson

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." ~Woody Allen

"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left." ~Chinese Proverb

"There is no man luckier than he who believes himself so." ~German Proverb

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." ~from my friend's gtalk stat...

"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands!" ~Legally Blonde

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
~Breaking Dawn

Stand up to be seen,
Speak up to be heard,
Shut up to be appreciated.

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." ~Lynda Barry

"I AM NOT BACON!" ~Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains fall out." ~Richard Dawkins

"Sorry... sarcasm is lost on chat." ~dedic8ted

"Sweets is not a baby duck." ~Booth (Bones)

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