Hey! I'm Amy Lena. I'm one of the commoners from West Yorkshire in little old England, which I don't mind except for the rain. That really is a pain in backside. Lol. I speak with a Yorkshire accent, which means I like to keep things as short as possible cos no one can really understand me. And unfortunately, I have a lot of misanthropic tendencies. It's not that I hate people, it's that they annoy me. A LOT. But if you don't bore me or bug me I'm nice. I promise.
I don't really like to watch TV cos there's usually never anything decent on. But I do love Doctor Who, Bones, Primeval, Cold Case, Angel, Dexter and a few other's but none of the their names come immediately to mind. Ah, well.
I generally like most films. But if a film goes past a certain level of corny, I'll be tempted to throw something at the tv. Just so I won't have to watch the smegger. (By the by, I use variations of the word 'smeg' an awful lot. Just a heads up. I don't like using f or any other crude insult.)
I love to read, always have. I own so many books that one corner of my room is taken up by them. I'm almost always on fanfiction. Mainly cos I have chronic insomnia. Which is why I get annoyed when there's nothing new to read, which happens a lot. But sometimes the insomnia's put to some sort of use.
Pet Peeves:
I hate it when people write fanfiction and write it wrong, like punctuation, or if they say can not and will not instead of can't and won't. I mean, I know you want it to sound professional and stuff, but really, does anyone actually talk like that? Seriously. It's just annoying.
I hate Chavs. No offense to any out there. You're just...well, I can't even think of anything. But what makes people hang round in gangs smoking and drinking and shouting 'Braaaaap!' to anyone who walk past? And what's up with saying like after everything? Like, it's just so, like, lame, like. Lmao. Don't you think?
In September I'm finally going to college. I'll be an official student. :D I can't wait. I'm gonna be studying Chemistry, Psychology, Photography and Sport.
I can't wait to be able to psycho-analyse people. YAY! And the psychology may help me to write complicated fics.
Well, that's if I find the motivation from tv shows and such.
I have to admit that I prefer to read fanfiction more than write it. I get bored easy when I write, but then again, I just get bored easy. So, if I end up removing one of my stories, when and/or if I write one, it's cos I'm bored of writing.
If I leave a comment it's cos I either really liked your story and how you wrote it. Or, I liked the idea of the story, but it doesn't sound or look right to read. I won't leave an insulting comment, people can have credit where credit's due, like for writing a story, but I will leave constructive criticism. If you find it offensive I apologise in advance.
I'm better at analysis than anything else, solving the puzzles type of thing than writing stories to be honest, and I like to help people be better writers. (Look to the previous statement of me going to study psychology.) It makes my reading material a lot better.
Oh, and by the way, a note to all fanfiction writers out there: If you CAN'T write, DON'T write!! I've had enough of reading stories that probably would be good if it wasn't for the fact that they're so badly written. So please, at least get your story beta'd by someone who CAN see this. Please. For the sake of good fanfiction.
By the way. I'm not actually a registered beta reader. Well, yet. I'm working on a story based on the series 4 finale of the new Doctor Who. But I'm always here to beta read if you want.
Well thanks for reading my very boring bio.
If you wanna talk or if you want a bit of help then e-mail me at amylena@msn.com. You can add me on msn if you like, you just better be able to talk a lot, cos as I said, I get bored easy.
Bye xox
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