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Author has written 36 stories for Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, D N Angel, Ouran High School Host Club, Torchwood, High School Musical, Twilight, O.C., and As the World Turns. I am Maria. I am very silly. This isn't really Maria. This is her friend who read her profile thingy and thought she'd delete it all as an act of mercy. I am wonderful. Maria is a bit stupid but very adorable. Think Ringo Starr, except she can't play the drums and her nose isn't QUITE as big (it's nearly there though). She's eighteen, but she doesn't act it. She doesn't look it either but she gets very sad when you say that to her. So say it a lot! She likes celery but we know she's lying just to be 'quirky' and 'different.' What a cock. She likes that show. The one about the aliens. Then there's some gay guys. Oh, and they're Welsh but that's not quite as important as the gay thing. Oh, there's also a chinese sort of lesbian who hooks up with a straight welsh man but no one cared about them, until they died. Uh, she likes the shows that this one came from. The one about Hamlet in a police box and that girl who sang that song, but then she goes away and there's a black girl who is much awesomer. Then Lauren Cooper travels with him. Oh, and he changes appearence when he dies, but that's not important. ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT HE'S GONE NOW AND THE GUY THAT REPLACED HIM IS NOT HIM! If that makes sense... She used to like a show about teenagers in mini-skirts, but she was like 14 at the time so she wasn't being a peadophile.I can't remember what the show was like...they were Japanese but blonde. One was crazy or something and another died of a disease, but maybe that was something else. Oh and they lived on the moon...or they did. Fuck me I don't know! They WERE in the navy though! I think. She also likes Star Trek, THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! But she's only seen three episodes of TOS and the new movie so she's crap. She's also NOT in complete love with Patrick Stewart so she's irrelevant to life forever now. What's Star Trek about? Gays in space. Or, orgies in Space. I dunno, I read too much Star Trek fanfiction. THERE POINTED EARED PEOPLE THOUGH! PLUS POINTS! She's not a lesbian. But she does have a very long list of girls she would bone. I am on there, even if she wont admit it Her taste in music is a bit crap but she likes the Beatles so it's not THAT crap. Uh...she likes that band that whine a lot. LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH OR I'LL KEEP SINGING. You know? Nicklequarter or something. Nicklecrap. Whatev. She also likes Westlife, but...we don't talk about that. Also the macarena and YMCA which she dances to everyday as a religious celebration of CAMP! She wishes she was a fag hag, but her friendship group is made up of white, middle class, straight kids so she's pretty damn horrible to all ethnicities. The racist. She thinks all Japanese people and Chinese people are 'the same anyway' and that Gypsy babies will steal your bag if you don't look at it. Kidding, she's very loving to all ethnicites. She's a socialist, you know? Joe Stalin is her idol. A very nice man. Ok...Trotsky, he was nice? Until the whole ice pick to the head thing, but he's awesome. FOR A COMMIE! She wears hats. Lots of hats. But I got my hat off a dead person so it's much better. She also hates all women because she secretly wishes she was a boy so that her daddy would love her. But she's getting over that ever since she got a boyfriend...who dumped her a day before her birthday. Don't worry, we were all very nice...for about an hour. Oh the jokes. Read her stories! They don't read like shopping lists at all! It's not like our History teacher actually facepalmed at her coursework or anything. She's very smart ;) But honestly, she's lovely. A bit mad, but lovely. Fan Fiction is probably not something she needs to be spending her time on but she's a loser so whatever. READ AND RATE HER SAILOR MOON FAN FICTION! IT'S THE BEST COMEDY SERIES I HAVE EVER READ! I am a reptile who spent 5 years of my life the same colour as a wall due to being laughed at for being pink. I am a reptile who's cold reptilian ways got him kicked out of the BBC. I am a reptile who's own mother attempted to eat her as as baby. I am a reptile who stalked this earth, MILLIONS of yers ago only to be wiped out by a commet. If you are against discrimination against reptiles, post this on your page thingy. If you love Noel Fielding and would totally dress up as Howard Moon for him, post this on your page thingy. You know you wear hats when: You could make a t-shirt out of hat tags. You carry a comb with you because of hat hair. Most people have shoe closets. You have a hat attic. Your shoes are recycled hats. Hats haunt your dreams. If you haven't bought a hat for a week you begin shaking and eating yourself. You kind of look like Ringo when you take your hat off, and it's alright with you. You know your friends hate you when: They sneak insults into every day conversation just to laugh privately at you without you knowing. They have several plans lined up just because they like humiliating you. A common topic is 'SHIT MARIA'S COMING!' I mean 'SHIT friend IS COMING.' There are groups on Facebook dedicated to you. Of course they're full of hate. There's a bitch ranking system in the group, and you rank below the grumpy old man and the slut. You can only beat the skinny kid with a speech problem. You know you suck when: Your name is Maria | |||||||
1. It just hurts so bad reviewsLuke/Reid. You're willing him to open his eyes one last time, and look at yours. Deep down, you know he won't/. ANGSTY- spoilers if you haven't watched tonight's episode yet.As the World Turns - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-10 - Luke S. & Dr. Oliver - Complete2. Sunflowers reviewsNeville knew his mother loved beautiful things. Most of all she loved the colour yellow. That's why he chose them for her. ONESHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-10 - Neville L. & Alice L. - Complete3. I will always love you more Accept that' reviewsA James/Lily oneshot. Lily can never love James as much as he loves her. I apologise for my appalling summary.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-10 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete4. Many of Horror reviewsDraco/Ginny Draco/Astoria. After the war, Draco finds himself hating the life he has had built for him. So he finds comfort in another. Oneshot Songfic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-10 - Draco M. & Astoria G. - Complete5. Home reviewsOneshot. Blaise muses on Hogwarts, the pupils and the place he calls Home. Based on the song 'Home' from the Wiz, and including a microphone :PHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-10 - Blaise Z. - Complete6. Wondering reviewsDuring a quiet afternoon at the lake, Luna wonders about something which makes Ron reflect. Dean and Neville worry. Luna/Ron/Neville/Dean friendship fic. Oneshot. I SUCK at summaries...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-10 - Ron W. & Luna L.7. I Hate Everything About You reviewsBased on the Three Days Grace song by the same name. Luke keeps bringing up someone from his past. Reid eventually snaps. Luke/Reid, mentions of Luke/Noah. Rated T for swearing.As the World Turns - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-10 - Luke S. & Dr. Oliver - Complete8. Defining Evil reviewsHow do you begin to define evil? Was he evil? A Oneshot from Tom Riddle's point of view. Rated T to be safe.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-13-10 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete9. beunydd a am byth » reviewsThe long awaited sequel to Fy Cariad. Remembering is the one thing that would destroy them forever...but what if the forgetting is just so much worse...? SUMMARY EDITED JackIanto JANTO- rated for language and mild horror themes. NEWLY UPDATEDTorchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,594 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 7-5-10 - Published: 9-27-08 - Jack H. & Ianto J.10. His smile reviewsIt tears you to pieces, but to see that god damn smile, it's worth it. Luke/Noah/Reid. Reid's POV angsty. This is NOT how I want things to end.As the World Turns - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-23-10 - Complete11. Captain Oats and Princess Sparkle reviewsCaptain Oats was a lonely horse. Until he met Princess Sparkle. WARNING: serious cheese-fest and gooey soppiness. I OWN NOTHING. Seth/Summer ONESHOTO.C. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-10 - Seth C. & Summer R. - Complete12. Open Your Eyes reviewsIt wasn't like he hadn't died a thousand times before. He just wanted to be there for him when he woke up. J/I JANTO rated K but angsty and m/m hinted relationship. ONESHOT songficTorchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-09 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete13. Never a blip in time reviewsIn two thousand years...you won't remember." "Yes I will. I promise" Jack keeps his promise. Jack/Ianto JANTO. Rated T for angst. ONESHOTTorchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-15-09 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete14. Behind her smile reviewsEveryone knew her as one of the happiest people they had ever seen. But did they really know her at all? Luna one-shot. angstyHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-09 - Luna L.15. Promises of a Meyerpier reviewsEdward's sincere promises to Bella. Not a serious fic- comedy. SPOILERS for all books. E/BTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-9-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete16. I have seven children! reviewsMolly Weasley will always have seven children, no matter what they say. Molly weasley one-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-2-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete17. fy Cariad » reviewsAU fic. what if the year that never existed DID exist? what if Jack came back to find his team in turmoil and Ianto missing? SLASH JackIanto Janto. rated for language, angst and basic violence- reviews are LOVE. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 5-15-08 - Complete18. Torchwood Jango Shuffle reviewsseveral short one shots about Torchwood written to music. Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Gwen/Owen, Owen/Diane, Andy/Gwen one sided. Rated for language. might add more later!Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete19. Harry Potter Jango Shuffle » reviewsA collection of Drabbles for the shuffle challenge. Put on your music player and start to write... Harry/Ginny Lily/James, Neville/Hannah, Ron/Lavender one sided, Molly/Arthur, Ron/Hermione, Lupin/Tonks, and then solo fics for both Seamus and Luna.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 8-24-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W.20. Eye Candy reviewsIt was no secret that Captain Jack Harkness liked his candy. SLASH JackIanto JANTO oneshot.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete21. Can't Be perfect » reviewsRated for dark plot. SLASH Troy/Ryan. co-written by McflyFan101. Set during college. Can Troy get his life back on track?High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 5-18-0822. Missing » reviewsTorchwoodDoctor Who Crossover. Mainly IantoJack, OwenGwen and DoctorRose. the rift opens up, and as more and more people start to go missing maybe what they need is the right kind of doctor?Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 12-19-0723. Things we share together reviewsshort little one shots about moments between Jack and Ianto through series one and two. SLASH don't like don't read. jackianto, slight gwenowen and toshowenTorchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-0824. Ianto Jones teaboy and hero » reviewsset when the team thought Jack was dead. will possibly extend further later on in the story. rated M for language and mild horror and angst in later chapters. JackIantoTorchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 1-30-0825. Riddle reviewsMerope Gaunt has always watched him from afar. but now it's valentine's day and she's a girl with a box of chocolates. for the reviews lounge valentine's challenge. ONESHOTHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-30-08 - Merope G. & Tom R. Sr. - Complete26. Just George reviewsno fred...just me. rated THarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-9-08 - George W.27. Infatuated » reviewsBill has seen Fleur around thinks she's perfect. but why does she keep saying no?BillxFleurHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 10-6-07 - Bill W. & Fleur D.28. Tamaki's answer » reviewsask a stupid question expect a stupid answer. TamakiXKaoru rating might change later.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 9-19-07 - Tamaki S. & Kaoru H. - Complete29. My Sacred Maiden? » reviewsSeveral pairings but mostly DarkxDaisuke RikuXTakeshi SatoshiXRisa. at the beginning of the story Daisuke is with Risa NOT RIKU and Satoshi is with Riku. will daisuke ever get to see dark again? and why are Satoshi and Risa acting so strange? rated TD N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 9-9-07 - Dark M. & Daisuke N.30. SHOULDERS reviewson the shoulders of twins, harry could have fallen asleep. when one of them is missing it brings back a memory George wished to forget. ONESHOT. rated K for some mild language and angstHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-24-07 - George W. & Harry P. - Complete31. After Fred » reviewsthis is what happens to the weasleys after fred's death mainly george. a bit of HarryXGinny, GeorgeXKatie and RonXHermione. written in Ginny's and George's POV.no longer a oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 8-17-07 - Ginny W. & George W.32. Santa's secret reviewswhat does Bill want for christmas? Part of the christmas challenge on the reviews lounge forumHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-07 - Bill W. - Complete33. Teddy's Rainbow reviewsthis is my chapter submitted into the reviews lounge for the rainbow's challenge. it's about teddy lupin.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-07 - Complete34. Kaoru's Magic wish reviewsA carriage ride of dreams is slipping from his mind as fast as his brother. oneshot KaoruXHikaru brotherly love. slight HikaruXHaruhi quite sad :Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-07 - Kaoru H. & Hikaru H. - Complete35. I need you » reviewsAn examination of the phenomenon known as Sailor Moon and how ridiculous it is. I dissect and explore this show through parody.Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 5-28-0736. Haruka's angel » reviewsRated T just to be safe. Haruka is popular, cool and talented but when an aqua haired godess shows up and catches her eye, what will she do to win her over? RukaXMichiSailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 6-17-07 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus & Michiru K./Sailor Neptune
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