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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different...

Anyways.

If you have reached this from zOmMaRriLuVr, you've discovered one of the two minds behind a TROLL ACCOUNT, the other being Fish, who doesn't publish here. We made the acc. purely for sh!ts and giggles, as well as to poke some fun at OCs and illiteracy. Please don't kill us. xD

はじめまして！　　私　の　名前　は　直子 です！　　今、私　は　日本語　の　二年生　で、　こうこう　生徒　です。　　しゅみ　は　ヤオイ　や　ユリ　や　ヘト　のど　よんで、　かいて、　うたって、ともだち　に　あうこと　です～

でも、日本語　で　はなすること　が　上手じゃない　だよ。。。

「ね、　石田くん。　やって　みよう　か　三ピー？」

～ザエラポロさま

Ok, I'm done with the Japanese.

Who I am in English: Hello there, I'm Naoko. No, this is not my real name. I'm half Irish. xD I'm a teenage girl with an intense interest in writing, photography, Tae Kwon Do, and thinking in general. I'm the sort who's not satisfied with her appearance yet. I'm working hard to lose weight, and I hope my efforts will pay off eventually! I'm not obese, but Im technically overweight, so I need to shed some excess. I've done the South Korean martial art of Tae Kwon Do for about eight years now, and it is by far one of my favourite aspects of life. It's taught me discipline and brought me friends as well. I hope to get my black belt within the next two years. I also very much enjoy singing, but I'm too shy to do much in public...

I'm in high school currently, taking a Creative Writing class that I adore with a passion. I aspire to be an English teacher someday, despite my failure at subjects and predicates. xD I come off as loud and overconfident, not to mention far beyond the 'norm'. I'm actually fairly shy, and have had self confidence issues that led to about a year of counseling. But other than the week before my period, I'm good now. xDD I'm very friendly, though, and I'll always reply to your reviews and check out your profile.

Elricest Weekly is a FullMetal Alchemist cosplay show I'm in. I play Edward, with two of my friends as Alphonse and Winry. Yeah, our costumes have flaws. I'm a brunette, and you can see my chest quite clearly. But I'm growing my hair out, and I will bleach it for conventions and stuff. Automail is a WIP. I'm pretty serious about cosplay, and I hope to be one of those featured in 'Americans can cosplay, too!' videos someday. I love Ed, and i could actually pull it off, so he's who I'm focusing on. It's kind of like writing to me, being able to transfrom yourself into another person entirely. Just don't call me short. Seriously. I'm .75 inches shorter than Ed, and all my friends make fun of me for it... ;A; Also on youtube are my suckasss AMVs! (nendochan)

Anime/Manga I like: FullMetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, Tsubasa Chronicle, blood, Blank Slate, Tales of Phantasia OVA, Trinity Blood, and many others I won't be assed into remembering. xD

Bands I like: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!! The Dresden Dolls, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Bullet for My Valentine, Escape the Fate, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Madina Lake, Evenescence, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Utada Hikaru, most anime theme people...,Maximum the Hormone, Saosin, Story of the Year, Panic! at the Disco, Finger 11, AFI, FallOut Boy, Scissor Sisters, Rise Against, Muse, Three Doors Down, and most other alternative. Alt. is my PASSION~

People In Real Life Whom I Admire: My dad. Nuff said. Gerard Way--IS MY EFFING INSPIRATION! My friends- Idiots, but the ones who love me and look after me always. :3 hehehe... BertMcKrackendorf...

Pairings Revamped: My OTPs.

Because I put a lot of couples up here I only sort of like, and almost never read fics for, I've decided to narrow this down to my absolute favourites.

YAOI:

Akasuna no Sasori and Deidara (Naruto)- The most amazing Naruto couple there is. Twisted, artistic, passionate, paradoxical... They are LOVE.

Roy Mustang and Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist)- Currently my favourite couple. They have such an unusual friendship, and just relationship in general. I think they very deeply (and yes, romantically) care for each other, but refuse to say it not just out of stubbornness, but fear that the other will turn his back when they need each other the most. (If that made sense...)

Alfons Heiderich and Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist movie)- The temptation that leads me astray from RoyEd. Alfons is so painfully obviously gay for Ed... You know when he grabbed Ed's hand, he wanted to kiss him. He DIES for Ed, people.

Felix and Picard (Golden Sun)- I have a thing for Venus and Mercury. Their personalties complement each other perfectly, and Picard is the cutest protective!uke ever.

Matt and Mello (Death Note)- Redhead/blonde addict here. Matt DIES for Mello. The last thing Mello thinks is about Matt. Any questions?

Yagami Raito and L (Death Note)- Twisted power competition between Kira and L gives way to troubled romance between Raito and Lawliet. Dual-persona love.

Komaba Hajime and Aikawa Yuu (Doubt)- Oh my God, these two are pretty much canon. I love how they protected each other in the end, after all the tying up and 'be a good boy'-ness. xD This is actually from a horror manga, so don't look at me like that.

Ichimaru Gin and Kira Izuru (Bleach): I've fallen so hard for this couple. They have such a complex relationship hatesex, sadomasochism, and occasional cuddles, and I hate how Kubo just sorta left poor Kira hanging off alone. I really hope they get their -happy ending- closure soon...

Granzcest (Bleach)- Such a twisted and dark relationship. I love their dynamic to death, it's utterly amazing. I expect that fairly soon, I'll have added a page or two under Ilforte's name, I have so much planned for them... kukukuku

Abarai Renji and Ishida Uryuu (Bleach)- This is my love-Ishida ship. They have great dynamic, they're aesthetic, juxstaposable, everything I like in a couple. Plus, they'd make the greatest parents. xD

HET:

Alphonse Elric and Winry Rockbell (FullMetal Alchemist)- Originally, I hated these two together. I thought it was a way to clear Winry out of the way for RoyEd. But the more I looked, the more I saw the little things between them. Winry blushes when Al calls her nice~ And in the anime? C'mon people! Episode 51? Promise? They have all these sweet moments, and they'd make the best parents. xD

Jean Havoc and Riza Hawkeye (FullMetal Alchemist)- Holy crap, Havocai. The hints are there, you just have to look for it. I love how Havoc's always bitching about how he can't keep a girlfriend when this beautiful lady is sitting right there in front of him. Silly boy... She'd really set him straight, though. If that's how she treats a dog, imagine how she'd treat a guy...

Isaac and Mia (Golden Sun)- Again with teh Venus and Mercury. They're the innocent little hero + healer couple, but they just make that cliche fit.

Ivan and Sheba (Golden Sun)- Two naughty blonde midgets running amok together? It's got to be love.

Ulquiorra Schiffer and Inoue Orihime (Bleach): The reason I started reading Bleach. They're pretty much canon in my mind. It's such a beautiful relationship! She's building him a heart! (I won't ramble about this forever, look here for more on my feelings about UlquiHime.

Tesla and Inoue Orihime (Bleach)- Yeah, so it's crack. But it's cute crack that makes sense, -_-

Nnoitora Jiruga and Neliel tu Oderschvank (Bleach)- I am a super closet hoe of this pairing.

Soul and Maka (Soul Eater)- Okay, I'm five episodes in, and I love this couple to bits. I think it's self-explanatory as to why.

I don't like many het couples, but the ones I do like, I'm very in to. Quality over quantity!

YURI:

Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino (Naruto)- Best. Yuri. EVER. They're perfect for each other, they just have yet to realize it. This couple and SasoDei are pretty much the only things I like about Naruto anymore. -_-

Tamber and Tess (Children of Mana)- Just play as Tamber. It's so painfully obvious she and Tess are in love. The ending is so sad, though... ;A;

Apache and Sun-Sun (Bleach)- Okay, how can you not like this ship? Their personalities, appearances, everything, make perfect contrasts~

Ilforte/Szayel/Cirucci/Uryuu is my OT4. I enjoy reading and writing any possible combination of the four of them, from Cirucci/Uryuu to Ilforte/Szayel. And yes, Cirucci totally tops everyone. xD

Just for kicks, the ships you can mke out of this are:

Granzcest (either way)

Szayel/Cirucci/Szayel (again, Cirucci tops pretty boys)

Szayel/Uryuu

Ilforte/Uryuu

Ilforte/Cirucci/Ilforte

Szayel/Uryuu/Ilforte

Ilforte/Cirucci/Szayel

Ilforte/Uryuu/Cirucci

Szayel/Uryuu/Cirucci

or just a nice Quincy raepfest. ...I have no life.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

HOMOPHOBIA=FAIL

Lastly, where else you can find me on the web:

eMail: tears_to_crimson.roses@yahoo.com

Devious eMail for Bleach Roleplaying (if anyone cares...): susure.fornicaras@gmail.com

deviantArt

youtube

LiveJournal

Alright, Enjoy!