"There's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should."

Number your 12 fave Katekyo Hitman Reborn! characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Squalo Superbi
2. Xanxus
3. Lancia
4. Genkishi
5. Lussuria
6. The Quinto Vongola Boss
7. Fon
8. Haru Miura
9. Kyoko Sasagawa
10. Aria (Uni's mother)
11. Takeshi Yamamoto
12. Byakuran

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope, since the Quinto is dead, unfortunately, and I'm sure he would not enjoy baseball like Yamamoto does. They wouldn't even be able to communicate with each other! Perhaps Yamamoto would remind him of the Primo's Rain Guardian, or something.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's my avatar. End of discussion.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It's possible. Haru would scream all sorts of obscenities or have a mental breakdown and Byakuran would derive pleasure from her situation. And laugh.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes. Mostly Kyoko27 ones. Lys ap Adin can write TYL!Kyoko very well.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. It wouldn't make any sense. The Qunito is dead, and I'm sure he'd prefer the Secondo to Xanxus.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Lussuria/Kyoko is possible, since Kyoko's brother Ryohei fought him during the Varia Arc. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure Lussuria is gay as reflected by his clothing and personality.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Fon walked in on Xanxus and Byakuran having sex, he'd be calm about it. Fon doesn't seem like the type of person to show a lot of emotion other than calmness.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

It was a union of sorts. Lancia's family with the Giglio Nero. However, Lancia had not been expecting to sleep with the boss of the latter.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

It would make a nice crack! fic. Haru is a sweet girl; I'm guessing she's a romantic at heart much like the other Reborn! females. Squalo isn't sweet at all, but who knows. If someone can write it, I'll read it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Lost and Alone. Gah, I don't know. I suck with titles, and I really doubt Fon and Byakuran would ever want to comfort each other.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Him. On the bed. Tied up and gagged. Genkishi. Swords. Rape. Sword rape. Swordsman sex. Sex between two swordsmen is a beautiful thing, especially when they're both about as old as each other.

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

There aren't a lot of Lancia fics floating around, and if there are, I'm sure my friends wouldn't be all that interested in a lesser anime character.

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

A lot of people in this fandom draws Yamamoto Takeshi. To answer the question, yes (my e-friends do). Underneath Squalo, usually.

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Xanxus/Genkishi/Lussuria does not exist and would not make sense. So no.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

...sex? That's the only answer, right?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Friend by IDOLING!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Squalo/Quinto/Byakuran? M-rated, of course. Ha, they all have white/very light coloured hair. Wonderful, I love light-coloured hair. So the kink would involve hair, I guess.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"You seem strong. Fight me, and show me how strong you are." Xanxus would fight anyone, even a mafia boss (though female). They might end up in a coughquestionablesituationcough. I assume Xanxus is interested in strong women. Why not? It's a nice crack!het pairing for Xanxus.

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Okay... Squalo and Kyoko are in a happy relationship. Kyoko runs off with Genkishi. Another swordsman, seems fair. Squalo has a one night stand with Yamamoto. Also possible. A brief unhappy relationship with Byakuran? Well, any relationship with both of them in it wouldn't work anyways. And Lussuria is the Varia's 'big sister'; he can give advice.

...Squalo ends up with Xanxus. Perfect. Title: "The Very Messed Up Romantic Life of Superbi Squalo." Oh, the title-sucking. I'm sorry, I fail. D:

lolz I didn't plan for that to happen. Wow. It just goes to show, some memes really do give you ideas unintentionally. I wish to write this fic now. Except it'd have to be in an AU, extremely OOC and multichaptered. If you can write, raise your hand.

You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.

1. Squalo Superbi
2. Xanxus
3. Genkishi
4. Kikyou
5. Aria
6. Lancia
7. Kyoko Sasagawa
8. Bluebell
9. Uni
10. Oregano (CEDEF)

1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Uni) name it, and is 7 (Kyoko) bothered by it?

Uni names it Byakuran and Kyoko, because she is such a nice and calm girl who isn't easily bothered by such things ignores it and decides to listen to some random J-Pop on her MP3 player instead.

2. 1, 4, 6 and 8 (Squalo, Kikyou, Lancia and Bluebell) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?

Squalo sits next to the window and since Lancia is the only person who isn't annoyed by him, he sits next to Squalo. Kikyou is next to Lancia and Bluebell is at his right, constantly asking for snacks and complaining loudly about the general crampedness. Squalo is irritated by her, so he kindly tells her to shut the hell up which causes her to become really angry and Squalo's current hair dilemma (he has cream from the Oreo cookies still stuck to his strands). Sadly, Squalo does not have his sword with him (it's in his suitcase) and he must deal. Kikyou asks Bluebell to refrain from throwing food at people.

3. 5 and 10 (Aria and Oregano) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?

Aria, because Oregano is too busy with her BlackBerry and 'top secret' CEDEF work (she's texting instructions to people in Italy for Iemitsu's late birthday party).

4. 3 and 4 (Genkishi and Kikyou) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?

Genkishi does, since he's a quiet person and expects to be respected by his colleagues always. He asks Kikyou to move away from him, and Kikyou obliges because he seems to be that kind of guy (who doesn't want to get into stupid arguments/fights).

5. What habit does 8 (Bluebell) have that might get on 2’s (Xanxus') nerves?

She's just like Squalo--loud, obnoxious and bratty (Squalo isn't bratty but you get the point). She insults people easily and whines. Xanxus hates whining. She has this habit of picking her nose and wiping her finger on the seat (or even person) next to her (it can never be her seat because it's 'too icky!' according to her).

6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Squalo or Kyoko)?

lolwut. I really don't think it would be Kyoko because she probably doesn't know that game (being young and all). A drunk Squalo would (especially if he can't hold his liquor).

7. Where is number 7 (Kyoko)?

Kyoko's sitting in the second row (there are three... maybe four rows of seats in the van). She's next to Uni.

8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Aria and Genkishi) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?

Aria brings back chocolate and assorted sweets; Genkishi brings back something like cashews, raisins or some type of seafood (that Squalo rather enjoys).

9. 6 and 8 (Lancia and Bluebell) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?

Bluebell: Miley Cyrus and Disney songs, maybe Taylor Swift? What do ten year-olds listen to these days? Lancia would have classic rock and other rock genres (Pink Floyd, The Beatles, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Queen, The Eagles, RHCP, Duran Duran, Sex Pistols... I could go on forever). Lancia seems like a classic rock person to me.

10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10 (Xanxus or Aria)?

Xanxus. He's always yelling at the driver to 'go right, dammit!' and pointing his gun(s) at the driver's general direction. He's a pretty dangerous backseat driver, actually. He almost shot the GPS once because he thought it was going the wrong way. Ha ha... ha... where's the closest police station?

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
x You were bullied a lot in your childhood
x You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
x You're very happy-go-lucky
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
You're a good artist
You can be clumsy at times
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
x You would surrender in a war situation

(4/10)

Germany (Ludwig)
x You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favourite foods.
You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
x You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
x You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
You work very hard
x Your alone time is your 'happy time'
x You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
You've had issues with money once or twice

(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)
x You're very mature
You think everything over before saying it.
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
x You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
x You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
x You can seem cold/aloof to other people
x You're good at practical tasks
x You need time to adjust to new people

(6/10)

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers
You think you're awesome
x You love to invent things
x You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people
x You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
x You wear glasses

(4/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea
You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
You're very sarcastic and cynical
x Your cooking is awful
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
You have tried doing black magic before
You get drunk quite easily.
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
You're good at embroidery

(1/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
x You're very affectionate
x You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
x You love red roses
x When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
You're very proud of yourself
x You love culture and the arts
You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet

(5/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood.
You're very tall
x You have a tendency to switch between personalities
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people
You're very strong
You have a big nose
You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(1/10)

China (Wong Yao)
x You're very mature
x You're very superstitious
You're very religious
You love pandas
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
x You love Hello Kitty
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
You work hard
You're good at drawing
x You like sweets

(2/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
x You are very well-raised
x You're polite
You love classical music
x You like cake
You have a mole on your face
x You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
You've composed music before
x You tend to call people 'morons'
x You wear glasses

(6/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)
x You're often ignored by people
x You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
You love polar bears
x You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
x You often get mistaken for someone else
x You feel under-appreciated
x You're bilingual (somewhat)
You always carry a bear with you

(6/10)

Cuba
You smoke
You're very physically strong
You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
x You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
x You like hot weather
x You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
You make a very nice role-model
You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10)

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
x You have a potty-mouth
You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid
x You're very reliable
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
x You're very faithful
x Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(4/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
x You're very loyal
x You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (my friend does)
x You're very serious
x You have a lot of patience
x You think too much about philosophical stuff
x You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
x You're not very confident
You were quite rebellious as a child
x People tend to walk all over you
x You're a born worrier

(9/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
You're very flamboyant
You're quite hyperactive
x You can be quite goofy
When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
x You're very wary of strangers
x It takes you ages to come out of your shell
x However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
You love pansies and corn-poppies
You get up to lots of crazy antics

(4/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
x You're quite mean-spirited
You're a bit of a hooligan
x You're very loyal
You're very good at tactics
You hate Russia
You love to fight people
You can avoid marriages quite well
x You're not always taken seriously
You like drinking
x You want to become stronger

(4/10)

I'm like Lithuania.

01. The word extreme makes you think of Ryohei (yes)
03. Everytime you pass by a pineapple, see a pineapple, or even think of one, you instantly think of Mukuro or Chrome. (not instantly...)
04. You pay more attention to numbers in real life (i.e. 59, 27, 80, 18, etc.); Whenever you see the numbers, your mind instantly converts them back to character names (somewhat)
05. You have actually found numbers in real life of a KHR pairing. (probably have)
06. You have atleast one Reborn-related item in your room- whether that be a printed out picture, to doujinshi, to plushies and others. (I will be receiving a Yujin figure soon)
08. You try to learn Italian. (TLN?)
12. You have said 'Kamikorosu' or 'Bite you to death' at least once. (for kicks and to scare my brother))
19. Command your friends to do it with their "DYING WILLLLL". (lolyes online)
24. You are bored in class and begin to doodle pineapples and Hibirds. (I doodle the chibi Varia, but I've been trying to cut down and pay attention to class more this year)
28. Hug your KHR cushion at night? (or, you want one just for the sake of hugging it...) (yeah, I'd like a Genkishi, Lancia, Squalo or Xanxus one. Or a Kyoko one)
29. If someone mentions 69 you think of Mukuro and not that one...position.(sometimes the position, sometimes Mukuro. Nowadays Mukuro)
30. Encourage friends who don't know anything related to KHR, to read the manga or watch the anime.(I tried once with an RL friend. I even told her that there's lots of yaoi in it since she's a yaoi fan)
31 Attempted to do the "kufufu" laugh... and fail'd. (indeed)
32. Absolutely any mention of hitmen makes you think of Reborn. (definitely... and Scarface/GoodFellas)
33. Any time it rains or threaten to rain, you want to shake a fist at Yamamoto; any kind of weather forecast makes you think of Reborn characters. Whenever the weather forecaster says something, your mind goes to KHR pairings... ( i.e. "today is going to be sunny with a bit cloudy at the afternoon...") (maybe this is why I hate Gokudera so much. Wait, that's Canada for you—storms every summer)
34. You suddenly pay more attention to ANYTHING Italian (including Giada de Laurentiis, Food Network host of Everyday Italian) (yes, TLN, Italian movies, the Godfather... I watch it all now)
36. "Goku" makes you first think of KHR, not Dragonball, not Gensomaden Saiyuki. (sadly)
41. You talk about KHR characters using their number names. (only when I run out of space)
44. You crack KHR jokes and memes to other people, although you're the only one who will get it. (I try with my brother... he always ends up making fun of me
45.You have dreams with KHR characters in it. (too many times and it scares me)
54. You laugh when you see a "Tutor Wanted" poster. (that and those tutor ads on the bus stops...) (my mom's been looking for a math tutor like me... hopefully I won't end up in a dame-Tsuna/Reborn situation... very unlikely. Unfortunately. orz)
56.Any other anime character/whatever with Byaku in it makes you think of Byakuran. (Byakuya from Bleach, Byakugan from Naruto, etc) (I accidentally called Byakuya Byakuran once)
61. You want to find out what color your Dying Will Flame would be. (I bet it'll be Rain)
63. You wish you could pull off a Yamamoto when you don't understand something. (he's the master of simplicity. How I envy him...)
64. You started to mention Pineapple as 'Nappo'. (yeah... DD:)
66.Your desktop/cellphone wallpaper is KHR. (I changed my mom's to a crappy quality Varia pic I took)
67. You've played at least 1 KHR game. (I've played all the DS ones. :DDDD)
68. When buying/looking at Tuna, you think of Tsuna. (lolyes)
70. Seeing a rainbow made you remembered the ring guardians. (actually it reminded me of the Arcobaleno...)

~VVV~

I'd like to do some more KHR memes. If you have any, please PM them to me. Thank you.

lyrics from the song 'Chinkonka No Ame' by Takahashi Hiroki, Squalo's seiyuu. Translated by someone on LiveJournal.

quote from the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'.

-Cutting the darkness, the ballistic fang ; Following the shadow, the fresh blood bell ; To devote myself to fighting is my fate ; No one can restrain me anymore-