Orange Groove

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since	: 02-24-07, id: 1226828, Profile Updated: 09-02-09
country	: Canada

Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Mediator, Pendragon, Fruits Basket, Everworld, Camp Rock, Supernatural, Drake & Josh, Shakespeare, Life With Derek, Misc. Books, and High School Musical.

I fear that if I were to write about myself in complete and indisputable honesty, that whoever were to stumble upon it would panic and run away in a horrified frenzy, perhaps even accidently tripping and killing themself in their blind attempt to escape from the horrible reality that is me.
Or mayhap I exaggerate.
One might describe me as spectacularly mad; indeed, this was the general consensus of the overall population of Nelson when I marched through their lovely city dressed in a yellow suit, knee-high socks and a lovely straw hat.
They clearly have no appreciation of style, however. In fact, as I sit in front of my computer at this very instant, azure blue eyes becoming somewhat bloodshot as I focus my hungry gaze on the screen, I happen to be wearing flourescant pink leggings and neon green shorts.
On my head, for no reason in particular besides boredom, I am wearing a lovely pair of purple pants. They go well with my hair.
My hair once had a lovely golden blonde hue; now, however, it is somewhat difficult to describe its colouring. Let us just say, for now, that it is multi-coloured.
Personalitywise, I'm sure you'll find me to be a generous individual who is kind to everyone; especially, of course, teachers, particularly if the teachers are of the French variety. To be even more specific, I adore all teachers from Winnipeg, Manitoba.
I love participating in extra-curricular activities; my favourites include:
Tutu Snorkling; this is a sport played while wearing a tutu (and nothing else). It is generally played in a baseball diamond.
and
Penguin Lessons; this class is all about learning how to become one with your inner polar bear. It includes instruction on how to make your very own wig out of blades of grass, how to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and, of course, the digestive system of a microwave.
Of course, I could never be satisfied with such a trite and plebeian life. I aspire to one day become a famous chinchilla, and devote my life to a tree. This is, of course, on the condition that I never have to communicate with the tree vocally; I trust that texting it will be adequate.
Currently, I am living in a beautiful land, full of lush plantlife and ferocious wild beasts, called Lala-Sparkle-Fairy-Land with my ex-boyfriend Max Media.
Max Media is a cartoon character in a popular french comic book.
His brother is Monsieur Noodles.
Monsieur Noodles is a tall, handsome man, with uneven sideburns. One sideburn is long and thin, the other short and bushy. His ears are pierced, and yet, he refrains from wearing earrings. He embroiders his initials onto his clothing.
I have one sister, who, by unspoken consensus, no one refers to by name; instead, we merely call her "Kidney Stone Girl." My father is a manatee and my mother is a goose; they both come from the planet Gallifrey. I am happy to say that so far, I have lived a fairly normal life, in comparison to the lives of many other adolescents.

This is Albus Dumbledore, signing off:

Your humble servant, 5.

(A.K.A. Tonsils Alonzo Cinderella-Pumpkin)

Bands (and singers...) I've seen live... This seemed like an important addition to my profile, considering I have now seen several...

1. The Midway State
2. Mika
3. All Time Low
4. Hey Monday
5. Metro Station
6. Fall Out Boy
7. Honor Society
8. Jordin Sparks
9. Wonder Girls
10. Jonas Brothers
11. The Bravery
12. Green Day
13. Chester French
14. illScarlett
15. The All-American Rejects
16. Blink-182
17. The Whigs
18. Kings of Leon

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1. In A World All My Own reviews
Not quite an idealistic family... And not quite an all-there mind.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete

2. D: All Of The Time reviews
Troy is in the hospital, and he meets some rather interesting characters.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-09 - Troy B.

3. Words reviews
Words aren't really worth anything, no matter what his English teacher says. Nothing is really worth anything.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-09 - Complete

4. Fog reviews
Jason's thoughts are somewhat abstract. Implied rape and abuse, prostitution.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-09 - Jason - Complete

5. From Start to Finish reviews
Derek is invisible, or so it seems.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-11-09 - Derek V. - Complete

6. Yesterday reviews
Yesterday, I wanted to die.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-1-09

7. Jeremiah » reviews
A young man notices Dean and can't get him out of his mind. He wants Dean to trust him like Dean trusts Sam, but Dean is hiding secrets that even Sam doesn't know about. Pre-series.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-15-09 - Dean W.

8. MuggleLover reviews
Why Voldemort became the way he was. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-4-09 - Voldemort

9. Looking reviews
If people only looked, they'd notice there's more than meets the eye with Derek. Mild Derek/Sam.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-09 - Derek V. - Complete

10. Hands reviews
Romeo's thoughts, after killing Tybalt. Romeo/Tybalt one-sided slash. Very AU.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-09 - Complete

11. Dragonfruit reviews
You wish you were more like Josh, but that's never going to happen. One-sided slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete

12. The Other Son reviews
Sam has always been the more talented son. Pre-Series, during Stanford
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-31-09 - Dean W. - Complete

13. Hypocrisy reviews
Those Winchesters are a couple of hypocritical bastards; and if there's one thing that really pisses me off, it's a hypocritical son of a bitch. Oneshot rant from the YED's P.O.V. Set during Season Two.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-09 - Azazel/Yellow-Eyes - Complete

14. Anal Retentive reviews
If only Jason knew what anal-retentive really meant, he wouldn't be so horrified.
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete

15. One Summer Day reviews
Harry bashes Hermione's favourite muggle band and a heated discussion commences. Ron is lost and contributes little to the conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

16. Elevator » reviews
One of the brothers is slowly losing his mind.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 8-16-08

17. Saving Face » reviews
Harry and Draco were once together, but now Harry's living with Seamus, who's abusing him. Will Draco find out in time to save Harry, and if he does find out, will he still care enough to do anything about it? Harry/Seamus Harry/Draco Abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 6-26-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.

18. Even If It Kills Me reviews
Christopher is tired of people looking up to April, Jalil and David, but not caring about him at all. He strives to make himself more worthy of Everworld's attention.
Everworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-08

19. The will to live » reviews
Snape rescues Harry from the Dursleys...But he doesn't believe Harry's side of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 9-2-07 - Harry P. & Severus S.

20. Ten Reasons » reviews
On the train ride back to school after fifth year, Draco shares a compartment with Harry. Harry refuses to talk, and when changing into his school robes, Draco finds some horrific things.Abuse. Will probably be slash DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 1-7-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.

21. Voldemort's Nose reviews
Have you ever wondered what REALLY happened to Voldemort's nose? We all know that all he has are slits for nostrils... Where's his nose?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-1-08 - Voldemort & OC - Complete

22. If I were a rich man » reviews
Ron wonders if Hermione would like him more if he had more money.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 7-6-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G.

23. How To Be Noticed reviews
Kyo thinks that nobody is noticing him, so he goes to extreme measures to be noticed. Warnings: Eating disorder, self-harm. May be slash. Rating is a safety precaution.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-26-08 - Kyou S. & Yuki S.

24. The Hug That Saved The World reviews
Fred, George and Harry give Zacharius some fake advice as a joke, but Zacharius takes it to heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-18-07 - Zacharias S. & Voldemort - Complete

25. Search for Tohru » reviews
Tohru goes missing, and Kyo and Yuki set out to try to find her.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 9-2-07 - Kyou S. & Yuki S.

26. Smarter than Hermione reviews
No one can get out of detention with Snape, not even someone as intelligent as Hermione.But Harry Potter manages to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-2-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete

27. Valentine Eyes reviews
Voldemort decides that his blue eyes don't quite cut it in the evil department.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-2-07 - Voldemort - Complete

28. Confusing Saint Dane reviews
Bobby and the rest only have a short time to save Second Earth, but with Saint Dane watching them, it seems impossible. Only Bobby can get him off his guard...
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-07

29. Bringing Suze Home reviews
When Paul thought up a way to say goodbye to Suze his way, he didn't anticipate that Jesse would be there to greet him when he brought Suze home.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-07 - Complete

30. You know you're completely obsessed with Harry Pot reviews
Just a list of all the things that you might do if you're obsessed with Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-2-07 - Complete

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