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Author has written 19 stories for Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Pokemon, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Star Trek: 2009, and StarTrek: The Original Series. Name: Okay there are two of us using the site T'Slash formally known as Sakura and Ophan fromally known as Yukito!! T'Slash: I kinda killed Yukito...and Ophan was born from his body! Same people differnt intrests!! Mostly intrested in Star Trek Spirk now lol! I converted Ophan to my side!! Ophan: Slashy made me go boom, now I be Ophan =3!! T'Slash: Okay I LOVE Star Trek it is my favorite show and movies!! You could say i am obsessed with it and I HATE UhuraxSpock coupling it is illogical. It is Spcok and Kirk all the way!! Capiche?! If not...deal with it!! Isn' this kitty cute?! ／l、 Girls So true! Boys are idiots. (except gay guys they make best friends) ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer HERE'S A GOOD JOKE FOR STAR TREK FANS: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all lightbulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission. "Come to the dark side, we have edward cullen!" 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise Copy and bold those that apply to you. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile You know your obsessed with the Twilight Saga when... A Twilight Survey (DarkWind's take) Which book in the series is your favorite? New Moon because it proves true love always wins. Twilight is a close second How long did it take you to read the books? Twilight (13 hours) New Moon (12 hours) Eclipse (11 hours) Breaking Dawn (12 hours) Who introduced you to the books? My friend Britney told me to read it but my friend Jeny made me watch the movie and act on it Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I got Twilight for Christmas and then bought the rest about a week afterwards What's your dream ending to the series? Actually just the way it ended except for Nessie but she was a nice surprise Favorites: Jasper cause he is so shy and Alice cause she does nothing wrong Who's your favorite vampire? Jasper, got to love the walking chill pill Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth, cause he likes the Cullen’s. Jacob is a dick What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? “You’re impossible,” he said, and laughed once-a hard laugh, frustrated. “How can I put this so you’ll believe me? You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy.” (New Moon page 510 a close second is the “Look after my heart I’ve left it with you” and "So the Lion fell in love with the Lamb" in Twilight) What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Their time in the meadow, when Edward came back in New Moon and was trying to prove she was awake, when they got married, and the end of Breaking Dawn. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? Bella punching him in the face. That was just perfect but I would have loved to see her go at him with a crowbar How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? When Alice is getting her ready for the wedding. What was your favorite adventure/battle? Victoria and the newborns and meeting Aro and the other leaders Which book cover was your favorite? I like the New Moon one the most. I love those flowers. Are these books among your favorite books of all? These are one of my favorite books!! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? New Moon New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse, got to love how Bella punched Jacob and Edward and Bella got engaged Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight. Where they first met Are you more excited about a Breaking Dawn Movie or Midnight Sun Full Book? Midnight Sun. Books are always better then Movies and I want to read it in Edwards POV Midnight Sun Full Book or the Twilight Movie? Midnight Sun. Twilight already came out. The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn Movie? Breaking Dawn Movie. Twilight's already out. Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward! Jacob is the stupidest person ever and should jump off a cliff and die!! Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward. Bella or Jacob? Bella. Jacob is an idiot and should DIE!! Bella or Alice? Alice she never does anything wrong. Alice or Jacob? ALICE! I hate Jacob. Rosalie or Alice? Alice, Rosalie is too mean. Jasper or Alice? Jasper. He’s my perfect guy. Jasper or Edward? Jasper, Edward can be an idiot. Carlisle or Esme? Both they are so nice to Bella. Emmett or Jasper? Both, Emmett is funny and Jasper is just awesome. Emmett or Jacob? Emmett. Jacob can go to hell!! Bella or Rosalie? Bella, she gives hope to clumsy girls everywhere. Esme or Charlie? Esme, Charlie is too out of the loop. Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle. Got to love that Doctor. Charlie or Billy? Charlie. Billy was an idiot in New Moon. Jacob or Sam? Sam, Jacob's gay. Sam or Quil? Quil. Quil or Embry? Quil! Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria. She didn't die as easily and she went out better. James just didn’t have it in him. Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires! I love cold dead and sparkly. Besides Jacob is a werewolf so that ruins that. Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? My friends Liz and Jeny Are you excited? Its already out. What do you think of the casting so far? Jasper, Alice, Edward, Emmett, Carlisle and Charlie were great but Bella, Rosalie and Jacob just didn’t fit. Are you going to go see it? Um, well hell yes! Already saw it. Planning on going with anyone in particular? Nope. As long as I get to see it. Do you think it will stay true to the book? No. Movies don't follow books very well. (A Few Last Things:) In which book did you like Bella's character best? New Moon How about Edward's? Twilight, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn Jacob's? Breaking Dawn. He was fucking hilarious other then that I wanted to kill him. Alice's? Eclipse. If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person? Jasper and Alice they are the best in the series and i would soo want to meet them!!
-If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ (If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care for this poor girl 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Friendship! 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. | |||||||
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