Name: Whatever you feel like calling me. Doesn't matter; however, if it is bad and I get wind of it... (you have been warned.)

Age: 18! Thank you lord! (January 27th)

Gender: Male and proud of it

Occupation: Professional couch ninja. Also known as a P.C.N.

Likes: Sleeping and paintball and fanfics. Oh and ramen. That last one is particularly important. I am particularly fond of GS and Fire Emblem fics. Specifically YzackxShiho and the such. I also like it when there is large quantities of Gundam butt pwnage going on. Go massive explosions!

More recently I've begun to enjoy Naruto fics. Their fun, well written and down-right hilarious. What's not to like? However, I must write this as it is very true:

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink

Dislikes: Homework, waking up early, and anyone who deliberately harms women. You do it and I see it, you are in for a very painful death. Athrun x Kira. They aren't gay! All of you who think they are, get your minds out of the gutter. Whatever happened to two guys being good friends, huh? Oh, and Yaoi. I mean, if you like it, that's cool. But can you at least be mature about it. Seriously...

Dreams: Depends on how much you're willing to pay me... to tell you, that is.

I am here for my own reasons, some of which I am not at liberty to discuss. I enjoy reading fics and I like to peruse and see what's new (in other words, it gives me an excuse to hack onto my neighbors internet, since I lack it).

My life is fairly boring and on the whole, I would gladly spend most of it here, on my couch, reviewing the works of other artists. I write a little my self, but only when the mood takes me. First and foremost thing in my life right now is to make it to collage in one piece. But until then, I will stay here, trapped in my little pathetic corner of the world known as Mississippi and enjoy what little free time I have.

And to all I have given reviews: if you are insulted in any way, shape or form, feel free to rage at me in one way or another. I will humbly apologize and try to not be so bad next time. And to all flamers out there: I HATE YOU TOO!

Rant complete. Shutting down now.

Ah... it has been long since I updated this. Not much new happening, other than I'm now rather attached to Yu-Gi-Oh GX fics...

As to anyone reading this, I can assure you that your life is likely much more interesting than mine. In other words, it's not really even worth glancing at this...

Favorite quotes and other random crap:

Jesus saves. The rest of you take damage.

It isn't paranoia if they're actually out to get you.

Bomb squad member: If you see me running, try to keep up.

A Friend: "Three words: Fck. Yo. Couch."

Same Friend: "Beware of the Space Cougars and their Lazer Paws!"

From SPARTAN-251:

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch at the world wonders how you did it. (That kinda makes sense) It did?...HOLY SHIT HELL JUST FROZE OVER!!

From Hurricane's Quill:

“I’m not worthy of being a Father.” He continued crying.

“Yeah, and you don’t have the equipment to be a mother, either.”

“What?”

“Sorry. That’s a small, religious joke. Let’s go.”

From Case13:

"Women." He said philosophically. "Anyway." His eyes narrowed and the air was suddenly thick with almost unreal amount of killer intent. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto. You have kidnapped my fiancee. Prepare to die. Slowly. Painfully. Preferably in many very little pieces."

Found this poem on Lithius's page. It supports the soldiers out there who are putting their lives on the line. Neither of us own.

Fiddler's Green

Halfway down the trail to hell,

In a shady meadow green

Are the souls of all dead troopers camped,

Near a good old-time canteen,

And this eternal resting place

Is known as Fiddler's Green

Marching past, straight through to Hell

The Infantry are seen

Accompanied by the Engineers,

Artillery and Marines,

For none but the shades of Calvarymen,

Dismount at Fiddler's Green

Though some go curving down the trail

To seek a warmer scene,

No trooper ever gets to Hell

Ere he's emptied his canteen

And so rides back to drink again

With friends at Fiddler's Green

And so when man and horse go down

Beneath a saber keen,

Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee

You stop your bullet keen,

And the hostiles come to get your scalp,

Just empty your canteen,

And put your pistol to your head

And go to Fiddler's Green

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu,Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,Knives91

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikazw, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord, Knives91 (ALL HAIL FANDOM!)