“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” Oscar Wilde

Said from behind the Mask: I am English, but I currently live in America. I am old enough to know better, but also old enough to do as I please.

Thank you for reading.

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1. Evey Gets A Clue reviews

This follows on from "V Gets A Clue" which followed "Spelunking." Returns us to V/Evey. For the lovely Blythe whose prompt was "the only thing more tempting than forbidden fruit is the knife that slices it." Beware rating and references back to slash.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-23-08

2. V Gets A Clue reviews

Follow up to Spelunking... yeah that surprised me too. V/Dom slash. Written for the lovely Zen, who asked for V/Dom, piano. I'll say it again, SLASH, please mind the rating!

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-23-08

3. Spelunking reviews

I have the big V/EV lurve as do most V4V fans, so I don't normally post my V slash here. However, a friend asked so here it is. V/Dom. Non-con issues, hopefully darkly funny. Pay attention to the rating!

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-23-08

4. Empathy reviews

VEvey.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-4-07 - Published: 11-4-07

5. Double the Fun reviews

V, Evey, V, V, V... Smutty smut smut! PLEASE pay attention to the rating. Follow up story to Double the Pleasure. Posted here due in particular to encouragement from Shadowcat & Munchkin. They are in NO way to blame for my perversity!

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 10-2-07

6. Double the Pleasure reviews

V.EVEY.V. Big slab o'smutty smut smut. PLEASE pay attention to the rating. There IS a sequel story to this one, but I fear that one might be a bit too much for this site.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 9-14-07

7. Shall I Compare V? reviews

I mentioned in an email to TheShadowCat that Cockney!V wasn't the worst thing I'd done to Shakespeare's Sonnet XVIII. Here's the evidence! Written for the Literary Mimic challenge where the brief was to take Vverse characters and mimic a famous author.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07

8. Son of Stone the Crows reviews

A reader was deranged enough to ask if there were any more Cockney!V lying about. This fragment was written for the Erotic Voice Challenge by deranged me. Sincerest apologies to Mr. Shakespeare and to all of my extremely charming Cockney compatriots.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 9-6-07

9. Stone the Crows reviews

Really silly. Written for the AntiCliche Challenge. We had to take something we've all agreed on as the 'truth' about V and turn it on its head. When V first meets Evey, with profuse apologies to my fellow Londoners, as it should NEVER have been written.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 9-1-07

10. Exposure: Undercover reviews

Naked!V. You know the drill.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 8-21-07

11. Exposure: Ruler reviews

Totally OOC. Naked!V.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-07

12. Vici Vidi Veni: Dominic

I posted one of these 3 linked stories a while ago, Vici Vidi Veni: Evey. A friend just dared me to post the other two. IF you like my other stuff because it's funny & smutty, thank you, then you probably won't like this. VDominic. Slash!

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-25-07

13. Vici Vidi Veni: Delia

I posted one of these 3 linked stories a while ago, Vici Vidi Veni: Evey. A friend just dared me to post the other two. IF you like my other stuff because it's funny & smutty, thank you, then you probably won't like this. VDelia.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-25-07

14. Pretty Boy reviews

V is a handsome devil.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-18-07

15. Skin

V relaxes.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-18-07

16. At the End of Her Rope reviews

VEV. Postcell. Very dark smut. You have been warned. Please pay attention to the rating.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-14-07

17. Lick reviews

VEV Cravings.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-9-07

18. More Than Just a Pretty Face reviews

Sequel to Not Just a Pretty Face. Brilliant!Evey.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 6-29-07

19. Everything Stops For Tea reviews

VEV He doesn't know everything!

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 6-29-07

20. As The Gallery Turns reviews

I have The Dumb.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-07

21. Not Just a Pretty Face reviews

Silly VEV ficcie. Brilliant!Evey

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-07

22. Exposure: Groundhog Day reviews

Totally OOC Naked!V

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 6-24-07

23. Exposure: Barre reviews

Totally OOC Naked!V

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 6-24-07

24. Exposure: Buttoned Up reviews

Follow up to Buttons. Totally OOC, Naked!V.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 6-22-07

25. Exposure: Buttons reviews

Totally OOC. Naked!V

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-17-07

26. Vici Vidi Veni: Evey reviews

VEV. Yes, the title is a DELIBERATE misquote of Julius Caesar.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 5-14-07

27. Exposure: Boots reviews

Totally OOC. Naked!V

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 5-14-07

28. Exposure: Obsession reviews

Totally OOC. Naked!V

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 5-14-07

29. Exposure: Yoga reviews

Totally OOC. VEvey.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 4-27-07

30. Exposure: Koteka reviews

Totally OOC. VEvey.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 4-27-07

31. Exposure: Fencing reviews

Totally OOC. Naked!V. My own little insanity...

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 4-17-07

32. Exposure: Apron reviews

Totally OOC. The return of Naked!V.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 4-17-07

33. Exposure: The beginning reviews

Totally OOC. VEvey. First of a series of drabbles from my notebook. With my sincerest apologies. Avoid if you have no sense of humour.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-9-07 - Published: 4-9-07

34. Getting to Know You reviews

Please read 1What Evey Knew, 2What V Knew, and then this story. Otherwise what very little plot I have disappears. Please let me know what you think as I am experimenting with different kinds of stories. Thank You, and please pay attention to the rating!

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 4-3-07

35. What V Knew reviews

Companion story to What Evey Knew. If you haven't read that story, the ending of this story will make no sense at all. Sorry! IF I write a third story in this arc, it will be rated M to protect you from yourself. Thank you very much for reading.

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 3-6-07

36. What Evey Knew reviews

Frustrated, Evey makes her move...

Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07