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Author has written 17 stories for Bones, Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, and Maximum Ride. Name:Emily Jane Claire Walker Age: 16 Location: England, Burnley, small town where in rains rather a lot. Occupation:First year of College studying Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Maths. Description: Quite tall, brown hair and eyes. Favourite Artists: Operator please, Paramore, The hush sound, a fine frenzy, cobra starship and academy is... Favourite books:Nora Roberts writing as J.B. Robb, Terry Prachet, Harry Potter... and the list goes on. Favourite films: Donnie Darko, Twilight, Harry Potter... and others Favourtie TV shows: Top Gear, Doctor Who, Torchwood. Book quotes City OF Bones -"Jesus!", "Actually, it's just me. Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."- Luke and Simon -"If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are."- Madame Dorothea -"My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health."- Jace -"I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated."- Jace -"That sounds terrific. Just you, your comtose wife, your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to meantion that your two kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like a prefect family reunion."- Clary City Of Ashes -"Mum and Dad won't be pleased when they find out.", "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the hedgehog and dresses like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang? No probably not."- Isabelle and Simon. Random quotes -The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.-Paul Fix -You can fool too many people too much of the time.-James Thurber -It is always the best policy to speak the truth-unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.- Jerome K. Jerome -A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.- Sir Francis Bacon -There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.- Benjamin Disraeli -If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of question do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?- Scorr Adams -I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.- Sir Winston Churchill -The nine most terrifying words in the english lanuage are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'- Ronald Reagan -Lack of money is not an obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.- Ken Hakuta -The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.- Casey Stengel -When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.-Eric Hoffer -The world is round; it has no point.- Adrienne E. Gusoff -In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.- Joan D. Vinge -Why be a man when you can be a success?- Bertolt Brecht -I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.- Steven Wright - Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.- HL Mencken -Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand- Kurt Vonnegut -Withot the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.- William Hazlitt -You get 15 democrats in a room, and you get 20 opinions.- Senator Patrick Leahy -I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time- Charles M. Schulz -The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.- Umberto Eco -A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.- GK Chesterton -All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.- Sean O'Casey -Only the shallow know themselves.- Oscar Wilde -If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.- George Burns -I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.- Hunter S. Thompson -Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.- Philip K. Dick -In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.- Robert Frost HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday My name is Chris Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now I, 9ud9ir190ne6ad, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love! You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did | |||||||||||
1. Werewolves' revenge » reviewsWe had been different; deemed harmless. They had waited to strike. They had succeeded. We were the monsters that we had strived so hard not to be.' E POV, AxJ, ExB Chapter 6 up.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 7-24-08 - Edward & Alice2. The Forgotten One » reviewsBel lies in a forgotten corner of the school awaiting termination. But can how can she help the flock? And what is this mysterious power of hers? Fax, IggyxOC. Chapter 12 up.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,341 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 7-1-08 - Iggy3. Staring death between the eyes » reviewsIt's been 5 years since a man was murdered in his own bed. But now the past is catching up to Booth. But it's not just him that's in danger. Chapter 6 up nowBones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 1-5-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth4. Dreams shatter not break » reviewsSequal to be careful what you wish for. Recap inside. Bella is trying hard to get on with life, but there are others that refuse to let that happen. Chapter 7 now up. CompleteTwilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 1-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Early Morning Antics reviewsIn the early morning sleeplessness and lack of clothing bring Max and Fang together. Rated M incase, Fax, OneshotMaximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-16-08 - Complete6. Are you a ghost? reviewsEdward sits alone when he gets a visitor. But when that visitor is hundreds of miles away in Forks how can it be? Set halfway through NW, Songfic Are you a ghost? by B WitchedTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete7. Be careful what you wish for » reviewsBella gets what she always wished for. But is it really a good thing now that the Cullen's are gone. her best friend is her motal enemy and Victoria is after her. Set halfway through new moon. JXB, EXB Chapter 11 now up. Last chapterTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete8. One Bones too many » reviewsA girl arrives at the Jeffersonian. She carries a secret. A secret that Brennan doesn't want anyone to know, but as Brennan turns the girl away things start to get ugly. Chapter 17 now up. Last chapterBones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 8-21-07 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete9. The curse of the » reviewsA collection of connected oneshots Bella has always been a magnet to dnager, but what if that danger was supernatural. Chapter 3: The curse of the evil ankle biterTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 9-11-0710. If leaving me is easy reviewsSongfic, Sully comes back for Brennan, but what happens when she's moved on? Song If leaving me is easy by Phil CollinsBones - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-07 - T. Brennan - Complete11. Keeping Faith » reviewsSequal to A million dollars or die! Brennan is gone and Booth wants to get on with life with Faith, brennan's daughter. But someone has different ideas! Don't need to read A million dollars or die, recap inside. R&R.Last chapter up! Rated for languageBones - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 5-26-07 - S. Booth - Complete12. Death of a Dragon reviewsThe last battle breaks out. Eragon will fight to the end. But who will be left standing? Who will survive? Character DeathsInheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete13. I miss my friend reviewsBella is in a accident. Edward rushes to her side. Songfic to I miss my friend by Daryl WorleyTwilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete14. A million dollars or die! » reviewsBooth goes away, Angela sets Brennan up on a date. But what happens when Booth isn't there to protect Brennan? Please read and review. Chapter 15 now up, Last chapter.Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 4-14-07 - Complete15. Things that happen in the night reviewsFuturefic, Oneshot. Parker stays the night. Brennan and Booth don't really sleep in a sense. Parker asks Booth acward questions in the morning. Rated just incase.Bones - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-16-07 - Complete16. Butterflies don't lie » reviewsFirst Songfic. Booth and Brennan go over there feelings for each other. BB. Please review. 3rd and last chapter up please r and rBones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete17. Drunken Nights » reviewsWhen Bones wakes up in her appartment with no memory of the night before will she be able to find out what happened? Last chapter now up. Please Read and ReviewBones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 4-10-07 - Published: 3-2-07 - Complete