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since: 02-26-07, id: 1228224, Profile Updated: 01-20-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 17 stories for Bones, Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, and Maximum Ride.

Name:Emily Jane Claire Walker

Age: 16

Location: England, Burnley, small town where in rains rather a lot.

Occupation:First year of College studying Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Maths.

Description: Quite tall, brown hair and eyes.

Favourite Artists: Operator please, Paramore, The hush sound, a fine frenzy, cobra starship and academy is...

Favourite books:Nora Roberts writing as J.B. Robb, Terry Prachet, Harry Potter... and the list goes on.

Favourite films: Donnie Darko, Twilight, Harry Potter... and others

Favourtie TV shows: Top Gear, Doctor Who, Torchwood.

Book quotes

City OF Bones

-"Jesus!", "Actually, it's just me. Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."- Luke and Simon

-"If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are."- Madame Dorothea

-"My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health."- Jace

-"I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated."- Jace

-"That sounds terrific. Just you, your comtose wife, your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to meantion that your two kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like a prefect family reunion."- Clary

City Of Ashes

-"Mum and Dad won't be pleased when they find out.", "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the hedgehog and dresses like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang? No probably not."- Isabelle and Simon.

Random quotes

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.-Paul Fix

-You can fool too many people too much of the time.-James Thurber

-It is always the best policy to speak the truth-unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.- Jerome K. Jerome

-A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.- Sir Francis Bacon

-There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.- Benjamin Disraeli

-If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of question do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?- Scorr Adams

-I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.- Sir Winston Churchill

-The nine most terrifying words in the english lanuage are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'- Ronald Reagan

-Lack of money is not an obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.- Ken Hakuta

-The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.- Casey Stengel

-When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.-Eric Hoffer

-The world is round; it has no point.- Adrienne E. Gusoff

-In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.- Joan D. Vinge

-Why be a man when you can be a success?- Bertolt Brecht

-I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.- Steven Wright

- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.- HL Mencken

-Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand- Kurt Vonnegut

-Withot the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.- William Hazlitt

-You get 15 democrats in a room, and you get 20 opinions.- Senator Patrick Leahy

-I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time- Charles M. Schulz

-The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.- Umberto Eco

-A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.- GK Chesterton

-All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.- Sean O'Casey

-Only the shallow know themselves.- Oscar Wilde

-If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.- George Burns

-I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.- Hunter S. Thompson

-Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.- Philip K. Dick

-In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.- Robert Frost

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul
And if you read this
and dont pass it on
I pray for your forgivness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because u r effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!

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1. Werewolves' revenge » reviews
We had been different; deemed harmless. They had waited to strike. They had succeeded. We were the monsters that we had strived so hard not to be.' E POV, AxJ, ExB Chapter 6 up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 7-24-08 - Edward & Alice
2. The Forgotten One » reviews
Bel lies in a forgotten corner of the school awaiting termination. But can how can she help the flock? And what is this mysterious power of hers? Fax, IggyxOC. Chapter 12 up.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,341 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 7-1-08 - Iggy
3. Staring death between the eyes » reviews
It's been 5 years since a man was murdered in his own bed. But now the past is catching up to Booth. But it's not just him that's in danger. Chapter 6 up now
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 1-5-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth
4. Dreams shatter not break » reviews
Sequal to be careful what you wish for. Recap inside. Bella is trying hard to get on with life, but there are others that refuse to let that happen. Chapter 7 now up. Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 1-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
5. Early Morning Antics reviews
In the early morning sleeplessness and lack of clothing bring Max and Fang together. Rated M incase, Fax, Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-16-08 - Complete
6. Are you a ghost? reviews
Edward sits alone when he gets a visitor. But when that visitor is hundreds of miles away in Forks how can it be? Set halfway through NW, Songfic Are you a ghost? by B Witched
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
7. Be careful what you wish for » reviews
Bella gets what she always wished for. But is it really a good thing now that the Cullen's are gone. her best friend is her motal enemy and Victoria is after her. Set halfway through new moon. JXB, EXB Chapter 11 now up. Last chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete
8. One Bones too many » reviews
A girl arrives at the Jeffersonian. She carries a secret. A secret that Brennan doesn't want anyone to know, but as Brennan turns the girl away things start to get ugly. Chapter 17 now up. Last chapter
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 8-21-07 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
9. The curse of the » reviews
A collection of connected oneshots Bella has always been a magnet to dnager, but what if that danger was supernatural. Chapter 3: The curse of the evil ankle biter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 9-11-07
10. If leaving me is easy reviews
Songfic, Sully comes back for Brennan, but what happens when she's moved on? Song If leaving me is easy by Phil Collins
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-07 - T. Brennan - Complete
11. Keeping Faith » reviews
Sequal to A million dollars or die! Brennan is gone and Booth wants to get on with life with Faith, brennan's daughter. But someone has different ideas! Don't need to read A million dollars or die, recap inside. R&R.Last chapter up! Rated for language
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 5-26-07 - S. Booth - Complete
12. Death of a Dragon reviews
The last battle breaks out. Eragon will fight to the end. But who will be left standing? Who will survive? Character Deaths
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete
13. I miss my friend reviews
Bella is in a accident. Edward rushes to her side. Songfic to I miss my friend by Daryl Worley
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete
14. A million dollars or die! » reviews
Booth goes away, Angela sets Brennan up on a date. But what happens when Booth isn't there to protect Brennan? Please read and review. Chapter 15 now up, Last chapter.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 4-14-07 - Complete
15. Things that happen in the night reviews
Futurefic, Oneshot. Parker stays the night. Brennan and Booth don't really sleep in a sense. Parker asks Booth acward questions in the morning. Rated just incase.
Bones - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-16-07 - Complete
16. Butterflies don't lie » reviews
First Songfic. Booth and Brennan go over there feelings for each other. BB. Please review. 3rd and last chapter up please r and r
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete
17. Drunken Nights » reviews
When Bones wakes up in her appartment with no memory of the night before will she be able to find out what happened? Last chapter now up. Please Read and Review
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 4-10-07 - Published: 3-2-07 - Complete
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