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| Pirate Hatter |
Author has written 19 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Scrubs, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Metalocalypse, Batman, House, M.D., and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Okie here's the deal. My name is Nan, I'm currently 17, though I was probably 15-16 when this mess was last updated. This account is inactive since all of these stories, in my opinion, are not good at all. So I won't be updating, I won't be posting, and nothing on here will ever ever change. Got it? Great. I spend most of my time on tumblr and livejournal these days, so if you're into that sort of thing, find me there under the same profile name (piratehatter). I also have a fanfiction LJ called nannerific, so you can check that out too. I really don't care. Just don't expect anything here to be updated. I'm really just done with this place. | |||||||
1. Regrets? reviewsA slice of the Joker's therapy sessions at Arkham Asylum. No pairings. Drabble.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-08 - Joker - Complete2. Floridaklok » reviewsMetalocalypse. Dethklok goes to Florida to visit Murderface's grandparents. Future pairings include Charles/Pickles, Skwisgaar/Toki, and possibly Nathan/Murderface.Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 7-16-083. Balance reviewsWilson has come back to Princeton Plainsboro and has to tell House why he left. House/Wilson. Mature, not explicit I don't think .House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-14-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete4. Seven Deadly Drabbles reviewsThe Joker talks of his run ins with the Seven Deadly Sins. Mild Batman/Joker.Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-08 - Complete5. Repair reviewsMarvin gets hurt but is too stubborn to admit he needs help. Eddie wants to help.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete6. Rain reviewsRain reminds Ragetti of the maelstrom. He needs comfort. Slash. Moog.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-08 - Ragetti & Pintel - Complete7. It was Raining reviewsFord wants to go home. Arthur doesn't understand.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete8. Nightmare reviewsPintel has a nightmare about Ragetti. More specifically his death.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-08 - Pintel & Ragetti - Complete9. Lessons Learned reviewsPintel and Ragetti decide to take in new recruits Murtogg and Mullroy under their wings and teach them all about being a pirate.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-08 - Ragetti & Pintel - Complete10. I Hates You reviewsMetalocalypse. Toki describes his feelings about Skwisgaar. Rated for language and Norwegian hatred.Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete11. December 6 reviewsMetalocalypse. Skwisgaar and Toki are sad when Santa didn't come. Pickles helps them understand.Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete12. All Before Breakfast reviewsFord wakes up one morning and decides to molest Arthur. Arthur just wants breakfast. Slash. FordArthur.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete13. Blueberries and BlushIn which Ford loves blueberries, Arthur gets pied, and Marvin is inexplicably controlled by the ship. Slash. FordArthur.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete14. My Bondage reviews[Set after My Janitor] JD agrees to go along with something the Janitor has in mind for the bedroom. But control gets switched quickly and the Janitor becomes at the mercy of his doctor. Slash Smut!Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-1-07 - Complete15. P&R Drabbles » reviewsJust drabbles and oneshots revolving around Pintel and Ragetti. Moog!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 4-17-0716. My Closet reviews[Sequel to My Janitor] Jd and the Janitor have some fun in the closet. Rated for [ahem] adult activities.Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete17. My Janitor » reviewsJD discovers he has feelings for a certain Janitor and doesn't know how to deal with it. Slash, JDJanitor, JanitorJD whatever you want to call itScrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-2-07 - Complete18. What is this feeling? » reviewsOne of the Caribbean's greatest [and bitchiest] sailors comes to Port Royal. She meets the Royal Navy and tears up Fort Charles. Consequently, she has to do community service for the fort afterwards. Norrington, Groves, and Gillette are all here!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 5-25-0719. A Touch of Destiny » reviewsWhen Beckett's cousin comes to visit, she discovers the prison records of Pintel and Ragetti. She feels a connection... is it Destiny? Chapter 14!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 3-1-07
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