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since: 02-26-07, id: 1228561, Profile edited: 08-22-08
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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto.

Itachi x Deidara!! Itachi x Deidara!! Itachi x Deidara!! Itachi x Deidara!! Itachi x Deidara!! Itachi x Deidara!! Itachi x Deidara!!

...un...:

I'm obsessed with ItaDei and I really like the idea of Sasuke and Itachi's brotherly bond, un. I can't really understand why people hate Sasuke and Itachi so much, it just doesn't make sense to me, un. Sasori is an ass, I'll say that here and now because I hate his guts, un. Same with Fugaku, un. I'm glad Itachi killed him, un.

Copy and paste or die!!

If you truly believe that the Naruto characters live in another universe, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl, and you believe that your man, (your favorite guy from Naruto), is yours and only yours, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Deidara & Itachi make a great couple, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe that Deidara wants Itachi but is scared of what Leader and the other Akatsuki members would do to him if he revealed his feelings, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Sakura is only ment for these men: Sasuke or Gaara, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that Sasori, Zetsu, Kisame and Kakashi should get hit by a car and die, copy this and paste this in your profile

If you agree Sasori is a girly bitch, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Naruto should continuously run into a tree for our satisfaction, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think it's perfectly okay for Sasuke to argue with himself and lose, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Orochimaru has ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Kabuto has a secret stash of crack under his bed, copy and paste this in your profile

A/N: I Have alot of fun making these "copy and paste" things up, un. Eventually I will think up more for the characters, un. So watched for them, un. And yes, all the above are my ORIGINAL creations, un. If you see them on anyone else's profiles, it just means that they are popular, un!!

Favorites

Naruto:

ItaDei - Thanks For the Memories

(Best yaoi video ever, of course...there was an awesome on to the song: "You Are the One" by Shiny Toy Guns, but they deleted it...un...Cries)

Characters:

Naruto:

Deidara, Itachi, and Sasuke tie. They are my absolute favorite characters. If I had it my way, Itachi and Sasuke would live together in sanctuary as brothers should, and Deidara would be Itachi's lover. And that is all there is to it...un...

Other fav Naruto characters:

Sakura, Kakashi, Anko, Gaara, Hinata, Konan, Naruto, Leader (BWAHAHAHA!! I know who he is!!) Ino, Tobi, Orochimaru, Tsunade, Mikoto, Sai (seriously...don't ask)

Naruto characters that deserve to burn in hell:

1) FUGAKU!! Ugh!! I hate him! He was such a horrible father!! I hate his guts with all my heart!! Millions of reasons why I hate him...too lazy to write/type them all out...un...

2) Sasori...okay seriously, I have SO many reasons why I hate him, so I'm not going to list them all...un...

Fav Naruto Pairings:

Naruto:

Deidara & Itachi!! WOOT!! Pure awesomeness!! Un!!

ummmm...

Not really sure anymore. There are alot, but ItaDei kind of rules over all, un.

Pairings I absolutely HATE:

Naruto:

Too many to type out, un. But one I can definately say is Sasori x Deidara., un. I HATE IT!! I HATE IT!! I HATE IT!! UN!!

Yaoi Pairings I support:

Naruto:

Deidara x Itachi!! I LOVE IT!! Anyone who doesn't...you're just plain stupid, un.

Gaara x Kankuro (Heh-heh...it's all Meaghan's fault, un.)

Sasuke x Naruto (Yeah...it's pretty hot, un. My sis loves it so it's kind of rubbed off on me, un.)

Sai x Naruto (Okay...it's only good as a joke...nothing serious could ever happen between them, un. My sis and I always kid around with this pairing, un.)

Yaoi Pairings I HATE:

Naruto:

I only support the yaoi pairing/s above, un. Anything else is too gross/odd/evil for me, un. Especially Deidara and Sasori!! EWWW!! Disgusting!! Un!! I don't mean to offend any of you, but I just can't seeing that working for me, un.

Yuri Pairings I support:

Naruto:

NONE!! WHOEVER DOES CAN GO MAKE-OUT WITH JIRAIYA OR SCREW SAI!!

Yuri pairings I ABSOLUTELY hate:

Naruto:

All

Video Games:

Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3 (LOVE THIS GAME!!It pwns all the other ones for sure!! I can't wait until the fourth comes out...it's going to be Shippuden!! Un!!), Naruto Ultimate Ninja2 (I LOVE THIS GAME! WOOT! I own it now!!.) ,Naruto Uzumaki Chronicles (So cool! I still can't understand for the life of me why they changed to graphics in the sequel!), Naruto Uzumaki Chronicles2 (Love it to death! Favorite team? Gaara & Sakura!!)

Fav movies:

Naruto: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (own it can't wait for the Stone of Gelel), Camp Rock, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children (own it), Phantom of the Opera (own it), AVP & AVPR (saw the second one the second day it was out and I want both of them!), Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (own it) Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

Favorite Quotes:

Naruto:

"Itachi actually described him quite accurately." - Deidara - Naruto Shippuden

"What's that supposed to mean?" - Deidara - Naruto Shippuden

"Infiltration successful." - Deidara - Naruto Shippuden

"Unlike you...I'm fully prepared." - Deidara - Naruto Shippuden

"Well, at least that distracted them enough for me to escape." - Deidara - Naruto Shippuden

"Jeez! I can't believe they actually stopped my special suicide bomber clone." - Deidara - Naruto Shippuden

"I'm sick of looking at your impassive face." - Deidara - Naruto Shippuden

"But then again, over-analyzing and preparing for every little possiblity isn't my style." - Deidara - Naruto Shippuden

"Sasuke! Don't come in!" - Itachi - Naruto vol. 25 (This made me cry...)

"I'm sorry Sasuke," he poked his forehead, "There won't be a next time..." - Itachi - Naruto Shippuden

"Kakashi...are you...?" - Itachi - Naruto Shippuden

"Foolish little brother. If you want to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And then someday, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me." - Itachi - Naruto

"Let's see what you've got." - Itachi - Naruto Uzumaki Chronicles 2

"Itachi...how come you always treat me like a pest?" - Sasuke - Naruto

"Big brother...you're so far away..." - Sasuke - Naruto

"How can you ever understand what it's like to lose everything?! My pain comes from my family loss!! How can you know what that feels like??" - Sasuke - Naruto

"Itachi...Uchiha...I've lived my whole life for this day...TO SEE YOU DIE!!" - Sasuke - Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3

"Sakura... you okay?" - Sasuke - Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2

"Itachi has made contact with the enemy." - Leader - Naruto Shippuden

"What's to decide? You'd just blow me up." - Tobi - Naruto Shippuden

"My, my, my! You really cut it close, huh, Deidara-san?" - Tobi - Naruto Shippuden

"There is a limit to stupidity." - Orochimaru - Naruto

"What happened to your arms Orochimaru?" Tsunade asked. "Oh nothing," he replies casually, "Just a minor incident when I killed the Third Hokage." - Naruto volume 18

"Right! Get ready! We've got to do this quickly or we'll lose him!" - Sakon after Sasuke swallows the pill - Naruto episode 111

"Stop it! We're a team!" - Sakon - Naruto

"Now...you're a conered rat." - Tayuya - Naruto

"I didn't ask for your help Bird Brain!" - Tayuya - Naruto

"I'll be the Hokage someday, believe it!" - Naruto Uzumaki - Naruto

"No you don't get it. You just think you get it, which isn't the same as getting it. Get it?" - Kakashi - Naruto

Mouth hangs open. "My favorite book is going to be a movie?!... I should go reserve tickets!!" - Kakashi - Naruto

"Somebody get me my eye drops so I can cry." - Yukie/Princess Koyuki as Princess Gale - Naruto: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow

"Hey...are you drunk?" - Naruto - Naruto: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow

"I'm so firing my agent." - Orochimaru - Naruto abriged

"Heh-heh...moo." - Kakashi - Naruto abriged

"I'm springing into action!" Falls over. - Sakura - Naruto abriged

Funny Qoutes/Scenes My Sister and I made up for characters:

Orochimaru and Itachi have just explained their ULTIMATE EVIL PLAN! Both laugh maniacally. Orochimaru turns around in his spinny chair. Chibi Shippuden Hinata is sitting on the floor. She stares at them with wide eyes. They stare at her. She drops her block. - (My sis was Itachi and Orochimaru, lol, I was Hinata, un.)

"Oh look bananas!" - Sasori (I made this one up, un)

Kakashi deep breathing x2 - (I'm sorry, un. Only my sis and I will understand the significance of this, un.)

Sakura gets really pissed off for some odd reason and continuously beats Kimimaro's head against the ground. She continues like this even when his face becomes mangled. She finally stops when he no longer has a head and his neck is spurting out blood. She turns around and all the Sound ninja are standing there with their jaws dropped. - (This was a combination of my sis and myself, un.)

"You're a princess!" Sai yells at Sakura. You see, Kakashi had cast a special jutsu on Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and Sai that disabled them from swearing at each other so they would have better team work. Normally Sai would say: "You're a whore!" But the word "whore" always came out as "princess." - (Combination of myself and my sister's genius minds at work, un.)

All the Akatsuki were in a car/van thing, that Itachi was driving, when Deidara said he would show them something "holographic" on his face piece. So he took it off. He had no face underneath his face piece. Meaning, there wasn't and eyebrow, an eye socket, or anything else like that. The Akatsuki all stared at him with horrified faces. Itachi looked back over his shoulder and his eyes widened and his right eye twitched. Deidara looked up at him and said: "What?!" Only then did he realize what they had seen. "Oh my god no!!" He covered his blank face with a hand and burst through the van window. - (My sis and I were at it again, un. She was everyone except Deidara, Tobi and Konan, un.)

Music:

Fall Out Boy- Thanks For the Memories (WOOT!! IT'S MY YAOI SONG!! UN!!)

3 Days Grace- Animal I Have Become, Riot,Time of Dying, I Hate Everything About You, It's All Over, Home, On My Own, Over and Over, Just Like You, Get Out Alive, Let it Die, Never Too Late, Gone Forever

(The band below this, (in my opinion), all their songs seem to fit Itachi and Sasuke's relationship, un.)

Breaking Benjamin - Sooner or Later, Evil Angel, Firefly, Breath, Until the End, Breakdown, Away, Blow Me Away, Here We Are, You, You Fight Me, Follow, So Cold, Had Enough, Water, Diary of Jane (Not sure if it totally fits Itachi and Sasuke, some of the lyrics don't but most of it does, un), Stay in Love Forever (Suits ItaDei very well, un),

Krypteria - Victoriam Speramus, Liberatio, The Promise, Somebody Save Me

Linkin' Park- What I've Done, Numb, Faint

Books:

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

.hack

Kingdom Hearts Series I-II

Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne

Cornelia Funke- Dragonrider, Inkheart + Inkspell

Fear Street

V.C. Andrews- Flowers in the Attic, Petals on the Wind + If There be Thorns

Trapped

Katherine Roberts- The Echorium Sequence

Harry Potter (In order)- Deathly Hallows,Halfblood Prince,Prisoner of Azkaban,Goblet of Fire,Order of the Pheonix,Chamber of Secrets, Sorcerer's Stone

TV shows:

Naruto (Yeah...as if you couldn't tell, un.), Spider Riders (It's not on anymore!! Un!! cries), Law & Order Special Victims Unit, Storm Hawks (Lol, I love Stork...un...)

Things I Like about school:

Free time to write Fanfiction, Art class, my BFFs

Things I Don't Like about School:

Math, un. (I can't believe some people actually like it, un...), Short lunch breaks, Rude/lazy teachers who expect you to figure out what to do instead of actually showing you, un

Best Friends:

Meaghan (Kankuro-chan rules, un!!), Rose,Sean - The mountain sage,Samantha - Dan's Sakura, Dan, Steve, Amy, Max, Jordan, Asuke, Miru, Mai, Takawa, Chai, Charlynn

Fanfiction I plan to write:

Prequel to: "What it Feels Like to be Loved"

What happened before Deidara admitted his feelings to Itachi? What was his life like trying to keep his feelings a secret? What caused him to fear Sasori? How did Itachi fall in love with him? All the questions...will be answered...

(I will finish writing this before I continue on with: "What it Feels Like to be Alone.")

Evil Angel

Itachi is an angel not wanted anymore by Satan and God will not take him because he worked for the devil. What is to become of him now? Will he just be alone, forever, to wander aimlessly across the plains of hell or heaven? No. God decides he could be a threat and banishes him to Earth, to live there for an eternity. Can this "Evil Angel" ever find belonging? Can he survive the human world? Or is he alone...for the rest of his existence?

Side notes:

PS: Anyone who has a Gaia online account, tell me and I'll look you up! I have one and it's the same username as this fanfiction one! (Big surpirse I know...)




1. What Brothers Are For » reviews
How far would you go to protect your little brother if you knew he had been sexually abused?
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 6-27-08
2. High School Nightmares » reviews
Welcome to the high school of elite students! Seventeen year-old Deidara has already fallen into chaos. Can he solve his problems before new ones start? Rated M: Upcoming yaoi, swearing, and alcohol. ItaDei!
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 2-15-08
3. Prequel to: What it Feels Like to be Loved » reviews
What happened before Deidara admitted his feelings to Itachi? What was his life like trying to keep his feelings a secret? What caused him to fear Sasori? How did Itachi fall in love with him? All the questions...will be answered...
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 7-30-08
4. Truth is Spoken reviews
Itachi didn't care...he NEVER had...right? Right? If only Sasuke hadn't found out in Itachi's dying moments...
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-21-08
5. Gaara's Desert Rose » reviews
The pain he can not explain nor stop. He asks his sister why this is happening and her answer is absolutely crazy! His brother isn't exactly supportive either... When he finds who he dreams of...will his pain stop? Rated M for lots of different things.
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6. What it Feels Like to be Alone » reviews
Itachi can't deal with losing Deidara and has kept himself isolated from the other Akatsuki members. He has an outburst of frustration, then realization. What could that be? Why does he ask Konan for help? And will Deidara's memory ever leave him?
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 5-30-08
7. Animal I Have Become » reviews
What happens when Sasuke is forced to leave the village? What will he do when Sakura tries to stop him? What destiny awaits him once he has left them all for good? Rated M for blood and possibly later content.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 10-4-07
8. When Itachi is Gone reviews
Sasuke murders his brother, only to find out...he can't live without him...
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 6-30-08
9. What it Feels Like to be Loved » reviews
Deidara and Itachi share feelings of passion, but there is another member of the Akatsuki vying for Deidara's affections. How far will that member go to attain his love? The tragic story begins here...
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10. Akatsuki Randomness » reviews
I'll make it short...Deidara's retarded, Itachi's the only SANE member of the Akatsuki, Tobi is well, I'm not sure yet..etc. Rated M for upcoming swearing, "talk" about "things," and a chapter when Deidara gets drunk! Ha! Ha! Ha! The insanity!
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 2-8-08
11. The Sound » reviews
Young Anko wishes she would be able to tell her master that she cares for him. She finally receives the courage, but when she returns 'home,' nothing is like it's supposed to be. And so it begins, the tale of the Sound. Rated M for blood.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 9-16-07
12. 100 Things You'll Never See Itachi Do » reviews
This is dedicated to my second favorite Akatsuki member...Itachi! I hope you enjoy!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 2-1-08
13. Which Character are you? reviews
This will be chapters with a series of quiz questions to see who exactly you are in the Naruto world.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 1-3-08
14. 50 Ways to Annoy Team 8 » reviews
After finishing 100 things You'll Never See Orochimaru Do, my friend and I decided to create yet another masterpeice! I do not want to offened Hinata or her teamates it's all in fun. We hope you enjoy it!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 11-25-07
15. Sound Ninja Randomness
What happens when Kin really has to pee?
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-7-07 - Published: 12-7-07
16. 100 Things You'll Never See Orochimaru Do » reviews
Okay I can't take full credit for this. My friend are in the process of working on this. Of course, I don't think all of these are true...I'm a big Orochimaru fan, but to hear your laughter...that's worth it. Plus I am one of his most loyal fans. OK!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 10-10-07
17. Emergency reviews
All he ever did was fall in love. It wasn't his fault. But of course she never took the time to talk...Rated M for blood. Italics: Orochimaru speaking, Bold: Lyrics Oneshot
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