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since: 02-26-07, id: 1228598, Profile edited: 06-11-08
Author has written 17 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Terminator, Harry Potter, Power Rangers, Misc. Movies, Naruto, and Mario.

I am male, you know my login name, and I hope that by the time you read this profile I'll have more fanfic under my name. I am Irish, and proud of it, so kiss my arse Irish haters. I was born and raised in Florida, and now live in Colorado. I hope that if you like my stories enough to look at my profile, that you like it enough to write a damned review. I have 4 OC's so far, and will make more. Nuff said.

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Fav pairings(using FF8 style terminology in which parts of both names are combined)

Harry Potter

Huna: I think that Boy-Who-LivedXHot-Conspiracy-Theorist is meant to be!

Romione: Nuff said

Collinny: Two Harry obssessed fans in love would be funny!

Hinny: this pairing scared me; the name doesn't even sound right! But I got over it, and decided it wasn't so bad...but I still like Harry/Luna!

Samrurai Jack

Samurai Jack...he needs a girlfriend, OK? I will hook him up with a hot girl!!

Danny Phantom

Dam: Nuff said!

Evil Dead

AshOC: read Evil Dead 4: Final Wars, you'll see who I mean!

Godzilla

Godzillizzie: not that I would go into details, but Zilla looked like her parents could have come from such a union...

GodzillaDevilDinosaur: Well, in one comic, DD was revealed to have apparently laid eggs, thus making it possibly female.

Final Fantasy 8

Squinoa: that's how it happens in the game, and yes it can work in the real world!

Melphie: me and Selphie would make such a good couple; I have considered this since the missile base mission.

Mestis: Me and Quistis...will never come between me and Selphie, but I find the lazer eye thing to be quite the turn on.

Zellphie: I saw it from the beginning, and I just want her to be happy, and not with Irvine, bastard.

Irstis: as long as he keeps his guns pointed away from Selphie, it's a good pairing.

Seifist: I will live with it.

ManEllone: She never seems to get laid when she's in fanfiction.

Electra/Daredevil

MatElectra: Electra and Daredevil were together in the movie.

Melectra: As long as Selphie doesn't exist in that world, it's fine with me!

Teen Titans (the cartoon)

Rarfire: It's only implied in every frickin episode!

Beaven: Green changelings just go together with hot-goths!

Lord of The Rings

Frodofemale: he's not gay, get it through your sick, twisted minds!

Gimilifemale: there are female dwarves.

Gimiladriel: But he's better off with a certain elf

Legolasfemale: for all you know, he's got a wife and kids already!

Naruto

Hinuto: They better be together in the end of the manga, or me and Mishimoto are gonna have a little talk. -cocks shotgun-

SakLee: I like the name I came up with for this pairing. I just think they'd make a good couple.

KakashiFemale: Kakashi and Gai are the only jonins worth my time that haven't been paired.

Tsuraiya: He's a pervert and she has anger management problems. They'd make a very scary... I mean cute couple.

X-over Pairings

BeatrixJack: not that Jack would even touch Beatrix Kiddo, but she would want him to!

AshLara: It's a pairing my mind randomly created. And it worked.

LeeLuna: They're both...special characters. This may be a bit crack, but come on, you know you would find it hilarious if they did the nasty.

Up Coming Stories: (- means they have either been given up on+ means written)

Godzilla: Another New beginning.

-Godzilla will be born yet again, and shall fight Ghiodora in the first story of this series! He'll fight several monsters, some of which will be my own creations! But the first story will be pretty simple.

Update Monday May 19th: Ok, I'm glad the administration is working hard to fix that danged dirty glitch in the system, and hope that i can post again by tommorrow! At least the stories and other data are still accessable. I hope that being able to update my profile right now is a sign that they already have (though it may not go through, but I'm keeping my hopes up.) I shall give up for the night soon! If you're reading this update, it means the data went through without me having to hit refresh, then resend AT ALL!

Quiz thingy.. list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters and answer the questions:

1) Hinata

2) Naruto

3) Lee

4) Sakura

5) Anko

6) Kurenai

7) Jiraiya

8) Kakashi

9) Gaara

10) Temari

11) Shikamaru

12) Tobi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, but I'd feel very sorry for Asuma if I did.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yes, very hot. A bit flat-chested, but still rather attractive.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kakashi: What? I'm having Madara's baby? Damn it Tobi, you told me you were Obito!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes...but I can't think of any.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hell yeah! Asuma wouldn't be happy, but he's dead now, so who cares?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine would be a cute crack couple...but I'd LOVE to watch five ten.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Jiraiya: So THAT'S why he didn't want to join me in watching the WOMEN'S bathhouses!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. As she watched the boy pointlessly fight against her brother, she knew Gaara would most likely win, and that the boy would most likely die. But when she looked at the boy, she couldn't help but feel...horny. LeeTem, Lemons.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Kakashi: I wuv you Hinata, even though your several years younger than me. Hinata: I wuv you too Kaka-sensei, even though I used to have a crush on one of your students, I realized you're way sexier -huggle-

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Icha Icha For The Uchiha's Soul

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Sakura: Hinata, what did you do to get in the hospital? Oh, you broke your finger? Ouch. Well, I guess it's time to give you your physical, take off all your clothes...-sees Hinata naked- Damn those things are huge...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I don't have a friends list.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nor do I even have a Myspace account.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? I...do...not...have...MYSPACE!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? YOU BETTER KEEP DOING THAT OR I'LL SLAP YOU WITH MY FAN TILL CRY LIKE A GIRL!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Let It Be

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning, there will be lemons, Juuken spankings, Genjutsu bondage, and dirty lauguage. Uchiha clan may be revived in later chapters.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "I spilled ramen between my legs, would you like to lick it up?" or, if he doesn't immediately respond to that one... "Did I offend you? Sorry I'm such a bad girl, you should take this fan and spank me while I swallow your rasengan..."

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Scandelous!

20) How emo is Seven? 0 percent




1. Whats a guy gotta do?
Song fic. Ash has rather unusual female troubles... will he find a female that ISN'T an evil monster that's actually trying to kill him? small X-over. Violence and adult situations.
Complete - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-08
2. Saving the Universe from Darknessis hard reviews
An ancient legend, an even more ancient evil, an ancient lost planet, and a crazy insane plot that's going to connect all these random things together into one big story. Will the smashers be able to save the universe? Meh, depends on my mood.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 8-12-08
3. Ask Ash » reviews
Ever want to ask Ash something? Well now you can, along with Freddy, Jason, Hannibal, Clarice, Sidney Prescotte, Michael Myers, and Norman Bates. Warning: Randomness, naked hugs, and Micheal Jackson cameos. Also known as Ask the Horror Movie Icons
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,800 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 10-21-07
4. Ask the Horror Icons » reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask Freddy why he wears the sweater? Or Jason why he kept Freddy's head? Well you're in luck, cause I've captured several Horror movie Icons to answer whatever questions you have! R&R, or Hannible will eat a kitty.
Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,674 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 10-15-07
5. A Mario Ask fic! YAYZ! » reviews
And Spidey said "You know, i think I'll make an ask fic with my favorite Mario characters, since I haven't seen one that is still being continued," and he did. More characters will appear in future chapters if I get reviews! Please Review
Mario - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 5-15-08
6. Legend of the Icy Hot Ninja » reviews
A boy named Jack J. Williams is now a Genin. His teammates: his best friend Ryu and a seemingly normal girl named Amanda. Together they will grow into legendary ninjas, along side another team, a team called Team 7, made of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata...
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 2-22-08
7. Harry Potter and Fellowship of the horocruxes » reviews
Harry needs help, so he calls Ash J. Williams, Shawn, Buffy, and Jack to help him find horocruxes, and much much more
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 4-25-07
8. A World of Trouble » reviews
After a battle with Bowser, Mario is forever trapped on a strange world. A world called Mobius. Soon, He is forced to team up with a certain blue hedgehog to fight for his very survival. And he isn't the only one who was transported to Mobius...Sonic Xove
Mario - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-7-08
9. Ash's Army 2: Promised One » reviews
A new evil threatens the multiverse, and it's up to Ash to defeat it. But Ash will have to make a difficult choice, that could cost him his life and the lives of his friends. This could be Ash's last battle. Sequel to Ash's Army of Arsekickin' Buddies.
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 10-1-07
10. Prophessy of the Arse Kickin' Buddies reviews
Gandalf tells of a prophessy, that predicts Ash will have to make the hardest decision he has ever made. Teaser for Army of Arsekickin' Buddies 2
Complete - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07
11. Ash's Army of Arsekickin' Buddies » reviews
When a mysterious wizard sends Ash to another world, he discovers an evil plan to spread evil throughout the universe! He's gonna need some back up to take down this menace! Collab between me and the Sacred and Profane. Xovers with many fandoms
Complete - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 5-27-07
12. Evil Dead 4: Final Wars » reviews
After Ash defeats the Evil once and for all, Ash believes he's done fighting evil. But an army of psychotic killers is just asking for a face full of boomstick.
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,993 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 3-31-07
13. Ash's Forumn of Arse kickin' Buddies
four of the characters that will be in an upcoming collab between me and The Sacred and Profane talk about their adventures in an internet chatroom.
Complete - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 5-18-07
14. Boomsticks and Horocruxes » reviews
Harry needs help, so he calls Ash J. Williams, Shawn, Buffy, and Jack to help him find horocruxes, and much much more
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-07 - Published: 5-11-07
15. Power Rangers: Ain't Dead Yet » reviews
A new team of Rangers must protect the town of Angel Grove from hordes of zombies, monsters, and zombified monsters, created by the spawn of an old foe, who has a personal grudge against humanity...
Power Rangers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 4-28-07
16. The Smasher » reviews
This is the story of a Smasher who just joined up. He will become one of the greatest of all time, but will it be enough to save not only his new friends, but the universe as well? R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 3-2-07
17. GTeam 7: It Begins » reviews
Ash J.Williams, Buffy, Wolverine, Yusuke Yudameshi, Harry Potter, Samurai Jack, and a Terminator kick some shinymetalass. Assembled by John Connor, they do whatever they can to be a major pain in the ass of Skynet.
Terminator - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-07 - Published: 4-20-07
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