I am male, you know my login name, and I hope that by the time you read this profile I'll have more fanfic under my name. I am Irish, and proud of it, so kiss my arse Irish haters. I was born and raised in Florida, and now live in Colorado. I hope that if you like my stories enough to look at my profile, that you like it enough to write a damned review. I have 4 OC's so far, and will make more. Nuff said.

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Fav pairings(using FF8 style terminology in which parts of both names are combined)

Harry Potter

Huna: I think that Boy-Who-LivedXHot-Conspiracy-Theorist is meant to be!

Romione: Nuff said

Collinny: Two Harry obssessed fans in love would be funny!

Hinny: this pairing scared me; the name doesn't even sound right! But I got over it, and decided it wasn't so bad...but I still like Harry/Luna!

Samrurai Jack

Samurai Jack...he needs a girlfriend, OK? I will hook him up with a hot girl!!

Danny Phantom

Dam: Nuff said!

Evil Dead

AshOC: read Evil Dead 4: Final Wars, you'll see who I mean!

Godzilla

Godzillizzie: not that I would go into details, but Zilla looked like her parents could have come from such a union...

GodzillaDevilDinosaur: Well, in one comic, DD was revealed to have apparently laid eggs, thus making it possibly female.

Final Fantasy 8

Squinoa: that's how it happens in the game, and yes it can work in the real world!

Melphie: me and Selphie would make such a good couple; I have considered this since the missile base mission.

Mestis: Me and Quistis...will never come between me and Selphie, but I find the lazer eye thing to be quite the turn on.

Zellphie: I saw it from the beginning, and I just want her to be happy, and not with Irvine, bastard.

Irstis: as long as he keeps his guns pointed away from Selphie, it's a good pairing.

Seifist: I will live with it.

ManEllone: She never seems to get laid when she's in fanfiction.

Electra/Daredevil

MatElectra: Electra and Daredevil were together in the movie.

Melectra: As long as Selphie doesn't exist in that world, it's fine with me!

Teen Titans (the cartoon)

Rarfire: It's only implied in every frickin episode!

Beaven: Green changelings just go together with hot-goths!

Lord of The Rings

Frodofemale: he's not gay, get it through your sick, twisted minds!

Gimilifemale: there are female dwarves.

Gimiladriel: But he's better off with a certain elf

Legolasfemale: for all you know, he's got a wife and kids already!

Naruto

Hinuto: They better be together in the end of the manga, or me and Mishimoto are gonna have a little talk. -cocks shotgun-

SakLee: I like the name I came up with for this pairing. I just think they'd make a good couple.

KakashiFemale: Kakashi and Gai are the only jonins worth my time that haven't been paired.

Tsuraiya: He's a pervert and she has anger management problems. They'd make a very scary... I mean cute couple.

X-over Pairings

BeatrixJack: not that Jack would even touch Beatrix Kiddo, but she would want him to!

AshLara: It's a pairing my mind randomly created. And it worked.

LeeLuna: They're both...special characters. This may be a bit crack, but come on, you know you would find it hilarious if they did the nasty.

Up Coming Stories: (- means they have either been given up on+ means written)

Godzilla: Another New beginning.

-Godzilla will be born yet again, and shall fight Ghiodora in the first story of this series! He'll fight several monsters, some of which will be my own creations! But the first story will be pretty simple.

Update Monday May 19th: Ok, I'm glad the administration is working hard to fix that danged dirty glitch in the system, and hope that i can post again by tommorrow! At least the stories and other data are still accessable. I hope that being able to update my profile right now is a sign that they already have (though it may not go through, but I'm keeping my hopes up.) I shall give up for the night soon! If you're reading this update, it means the data went through without me having to hit refresh, then resend AT ALL!

Quiz thingy.. list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters and answer the questions:

1) Hinata

2) Naruto

3) Lee

4) Sakura

5) Anko

6) Kurenai

7) Jiraiya

8) Kakashi

9) Gaara

10) Temari

11) Shikamaru

12) Tobi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, but I'd feel very sorry for Asuma if I did.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yes, very hot. A bit flat-chested, but still rather attractive.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kakashi: What? I'm having Madara's baby? Damn it Tobi, you told me you were Obito!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes...but I can't think of any.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hell yeah! Asuma wouldn't be happy, but he's dead now, so who cares?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine would be a cute crack couple...but I'd LOVE to watch five ten.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Jiraiya: So THAT'S why he didn't want to join me in watching the WOMEN'S bathhouses!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. As she watched the boy pointlessly fight against her brother, she knew Gaara would most likely win, and that the boy would most likely die. But when she looked at the boy, she couldn't help but feel...horny. LeeTem, Lemons.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Kakashi: I wuv you Hinata, even though your several years younger than me. Hinata: I wuv you too Kaka-sensei, even though I used to have a crush on one of your students, I realized you're way sexier -huggle-

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Icha Icha For The Uchiha's Soul

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Sakura: Hinata, what did you do to get in the hospital? Oh, you broke your finger? Ouch. Well, I guess it's time to give you your physical, take off all your clothes...-sees Hinata naked- Damn those things are huge...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I don't have a friends list.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nor do I even have a Myspace account.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? I...do...not...have...MYSPACE!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? YOU BETTER KEEP DOING THAT OR I'LL SLAP YOU WITH MY FAN TILL CRY LIKE A GIRL!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Let It Be

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning, there will be lemons, Juuken spankings, Genjutsu bondage, and dirty lauguage. Uchiha clan may be revived in later chapters.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "I spilled ramen between my legs, would you like to lick it up?" or, if he doesn't immediately respond to that one... "Did I offend you? Sorry I'm such a bad girl, you should take this fan and spank me while I swallow your rasengan..."

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Scandelous!

20) How emo is Seven? 100 percent NOT emo!

Other Quiz thingy: List your twelve favorite OCs then answer the questions! (Hoboy, I'm gonna have to use some of my FP OCs that I haven't even put in a story yet for this one!

1) Jack (Naruto RPs and "Legend of The Icy Hot Ninja")

2) Ryu (Naruto RPs and LOTIHN)

3) Amanda (Naruto RPs and LOTIHN)

4) Rama (Naruto RPs and LOTIHN)

5) Kaj (Naruto RPs and will eventually appear in LOTHN)

6) Douji (Avatar RPs)

7) Daiji (Avatar RPs)

8) Steve (Of Darkness and Light...fictionpress story, but he hasn't appeared yet.)

9) Danny (Warzone RP and "Danny the Disturbingly Happy Dhampire"...it's an upcoming FP story.)

10) Lothe (Naruto RPs and will eventually appear in LOTHN)

11) 77 (Cyborg 009 Rp)

12) Patrick (X-men RP threads)

#1. Who would make a better college prof.? 6 or 11 Well, Douji is certainly more of a people person; 77 would freak the hell out of the students with ackward questions.

#2. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? Lets put it this way...if he was a girl, maybe i'd do her...

#3. 12 (Patrick) sends 8 (Steve) out on a mission. What is it? Does it succeed?
To beat the crap out of me for giving them both the same powers yet making Steve cooler...Steve would do it because he likes any mission that involves violence...

#4. What is or would be 9’s (Danny) favorite book?
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

#5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Ryu) to swear fealty to 6 (Douji), or the other way around?
Ryu would swear fealty...out of my OCs, he's the uke-ish one...

#6. For some reason, 5 (Kaj) is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 (Danny) or with 10 (Lothe)?
Lothe would try to sacrifice him for having an annoying british accent...so I'd go with Danny, since he'd randomly decide Kaj was his bestestest friend...but then, Danny's would annoy the HELL out of him.

#7. 2 (Ryu), 7 (Daiji), and 12 (Patrick) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Weapons, who has more useful powers, and how Daiji lost his arm.

#8. 3 (Amanda) challenges 10 (Lothe) to a duel. What happens?
Amanda gets her as handed to her by Lothe (who unfortunately for her, is the Avatar for some weird demon thing), but right before he's about to kill her, random plants suddenly impale him and kill him, as she's been putting chakra seeds on him since the battle began. (Amanda is smart that way.)

#9. If 1 (Jack) stole 8’s (Steve's) most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
With lots of unneccessary violence and random oneliners.

#10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Daiji) and 12 (Patrick) both attain what they most desire.
Goodbye to Psychotic Stalkers! (Daiji is constantly stalked by a crazy 12 year old who wants to force him to marry her; and Patrick's arch enemy is a psychopath who wants to use some machine or something to steal his powers and constantly attcks him.)

#11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Rama) and 1 (Jack) to work together?
Tsunade sends them on a mission...not much needed since Rama is Jack's sensei and Jack is currently a genin in my story.

#12. If 7 (Daiji) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I'd remind him that I got him together with a hot girlfriend to keep him from killing me for having a demented earthbending psychopath use a weird dragon with knives for teeth bite to bite off his arm...yeah, i'd be screwed.

#13. If you could command 3 (Amanda) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
She'd mow the lawn for me...after she mowed it she could use her chakra seeds to keep the grass from growing over a certain height...why would I not do something perverted, you ask? Cause AmandaRyu is such a cute pairing...

#14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (77)
Considering that there's only one person so far on my friends list and she's never even heard of him, no.

#15. If 2 (Ryu) had to choose sides between 4 (Rama) and 5 (Kaj), which would it be?
It would depend on the conflict; but he'd probably side with his sensei.

#16. What might 10 (Lothe) shout while charging into battle?
"I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND USE IT FOR TOILET PAPER!" or "YES, BA'AL HATES YOU, YES, BA'AL HATES YOU; YES, BA'AL HATES YOU, THE NECRONOMICON TELLS ME SO!"

#17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Steve), which song would you choose?
"Freebird" or "Crazy"

#18. Who would make a better rival for 1 (Jack), 3 (Amanda) or 9 (Danny).

His best friend's girlfriend I guess... he wouldn't have to go to another universe to know she even exists.

#19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Ryu) to use on 10 (Lothe)?
Damn, if it was the other way around it would be "Wanna touch my scythe?"... oh well, I guess "Can I touch your scythe? I'll let you touch my sword..." will just have to do for this one... even if either of them was gay, Lothe would be the one with the pick up lines...

#20. What would 5 (Kaj) most likely be arrested for?
Destruction of property, and maybe public nudity if it were illegal to walk around without a shirt on...

#21. What is 6’s (Douji's) secret?
He once killed the man that raped a girl that would later be his wife in such a horrible way that it made him stop using the superform technique forever...of course, he wasn't using it much at that time anyway...

#22. If 11 (77) and 9 (Danny) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
I give it to 77, just because he has rockets in the back of hes legs and wheels on his feet... but then, Danny's half vampire, and they're supposed to have super speed and that crap...

#23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Daiji) or 8 (Steve)?
I pick... Steve. Daiji may be saner, but his recently lost arm would not only make it harder for him to protect me, but it would give him reason to hurt me too...

#24. 1 (Jack) and 9 (Danny) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (Rama's) sinister secret organization. 11 (77) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that s/he is actually a spy for 4 (Rama). Meanwhile, 4 (Rama) has kidnapped 12 (Patrick) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Kaj), they seek out 3 (Amanda), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
The Jonin, the Dhampire, The Cyborg, and the Sensei: Crack Wars.

Other other quiz thingy! This one has OCs too...

1) Jack (Naruto RPs and "Legend of The Icy Hot Ninja")

2) Ryu (Naruto RPs and LOTIHN)

3) Amanda (Naruto RPs and LOTIHN)

4) Rama (Naruto RPs and LOTIHN)

5) Kaj (Naruto RPs and will eventually appear in LOTHN)

6) Douji (Avatar RPs)

7) Steve (Of Darkness and Light...fictionpress story, but he hasn't appeared yet.)

8) Danny (Warzone RP and "Danny the Disturbingly Happy Dhampire"...it's an upcoming FP story.)

9) Lothe (Naruto RPs and will eventually appear in LOTHN)

10) 77 (Cyborg 009 Rp)

1) 4(Rama) invites 3(Amanda) and 8(Danny) to dinner at their house. What happens?

Amanda: -attacks Danny with seeds- WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU?

Danny: Sorry Amanda...-chibi eyes-

Amanda: -softens up- It's ok, Danny, it's just that I have...

Danny: I didn't know you were a lesbian...OMG THE PLANT-ACLES!

Rama:...WHY did i invite them to dinner? Was I drunk or something? Damn you alcohal, damn you I say! Why did you betray me! I thought we were friends!

2) 9(Lothe) tries to get 5(Kaj) to go to a strip club.

Lothe: But why won't you go?

Kaj: Why do you think?

Lothe:...I heard you were gay, but, I didn't think the rumors were true...

Kaj: I am not homosexual, I would just prefer not to become both horny and inebriated in the same building as someone who rather creeps the hell out of me, and would like to kill me...

Lothe: Oh...-chibi teary eyes- YOU'RE SO MEAN! I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU DRUNK THEN SACRIFICE YOU TO BAAL! It's not like I as gonna do anyting weird! -runs away crying-

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1(Jack) or 6(Douji)?

I pick Jack; he hasn't figured out he can hurt me yet...

4) 2(Ryu) and 7(Steve) are making out. 10 (77) walks in...Their reaction?

77:...wow, Amanda's not gonna be happy when this gets out; it was nice knowin' ya Steve. -closes door and goes to find a rock to beat the memory out of his head with-

5) 3(Amanda) falls in love with 6(Douji). 8(Danny) is jealous. What happens?

Amanda: Hey Douji, are you still single?

Danny: Hey, he may be a bender, but baby, you could bend me in ways this punk could only imagine...OMG! NOT THE PLANTACLES AGAIN!

Douji: Nope; I'm gonna be a father soon in fact...

Amanda: -b1tch slaps him- That's for not wearing your animal skins.

Danny: I can show you some animal...-sees chakra seeds landing near him, and climbs up a tree- HA! CAN'T GET ME UP HERE, CAN YOU PLANT-ACLES? -vines suddenly grow out of the side of the tree and grab him- ACK! THE PLANTACLES HAVE FOUND ME AGAIN!

Amanda: It's alright...

Douji: Well, you still have Ryu?

Danny: -crying- AMANDA! WHY WON'T SPIDEY PAIR ME WITH YOU?

Amanda: Actually, I kinda dumped him for you...oh well, I'll just grab the next best thing. -drags Danny into closet-

Danny: THERE IS A GOD! -from inside closet- What's that Amanda? You're a what? What's a dominatrix? Oh...what's S&M? Why yes, I would like a demonstration... AH! IT'S THE PLANTACLES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Amanda: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! _

Douji: -waves- Have fun!

6) 4(Rama) jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10(77),2(Ryu) or 7(Steve)?

Lets see, Ryu would be screwed, so we can count him out... meh, I'll pick the one that has a gun and a death wish. (77)

7) 1(Jack) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?

Jack: -looking at oven, while looking rather badly injured and covered in flower- While your waiting for your pizza to cook, you put some salve on any third degree burns you might have, then glue the ear you accidentally chopped off back onto your head, -does all that while he's talking- then find some duck tape, and put your finger back on...-looks around for his finger, then looks into oven-window, and sighs- In the event that you accidentally left your finger on top of the pizza before putting it in the oven, you should rush to open the oven and...

8) 5(Kaj) is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9(Lothe) do?

Lothe: That man his critcally injured! I should DO SOMETHING! -steal's Kaj's pants and runs- SCREW BEING A GOOD SAMARITAN! THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR NOT GOING TO A STRIP CLUB WITH ME!

9) 3(Amanda) has to marry either 8(Danny),4(Rama) or 9(Lothe). Who do they chose?

Amanda: Well, Rama's my sensei, and several years older than me...

Rama: Yay! That's one person I won't be forced to marry!

Amanda: And Lothe is kinda hot...

Lothe: W00T! -raises arms in victory-

Danny: Noooo! -cries-

Amanda:...but he creeps the fricking hell out of me, and is probably gay since he stalks my teammate...

Amanda: And the last one is a dhampire...-glomps Danny- I wuv you Cwazy!

Danny: -hugs back- I wuv you too, Plantacles or not plantacles...

Amanda: -thinking- He likes me? Damn it, now I'm going to feel guilty when I file for divorse on our honeymoon...

10) 7(Steve) kidnaps 2(Ryu) and demands something from 5(Kaj) for 2(Ryu)'s release. What is it?

Steve: TELL ME WHERE YOU HID IT, OR THIS UKE GETS IT!

Kaj: Well, Ryu IS my friend, of sorts...

Ryu: -smiles hopefully-

Kaj:...Steve, I have made my decision: for my truest of friends, who has never failed me, and has always been there for me when life isn't fair; or when yet another woman calls me a monster and runs off, or when I've been lonely and needed a friend, or when the damned Sanbi is going through it's damned mating season, and I have to resist my urge to jump every female in sight; I'm willing to sacrifice...

Ryu: -smiles even thought he doesn't remember half of that-

Kaj:...his life. -turns and walks away-

Ryu:...THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN? IT'S JUST YOUR FRICKING PRON STASH MAN! WHAT MAKES THAT MORE IMPORTANT THAN A HUMAN LIFE?!

Kaj: Sanbi is in it's mating season again...-twitches- Ah oh, those clouds look like a naked woman... PRON! I NEED YOU! -runs to wherever his stash is-

11) You get to meet either 1(Jack) or 6(Douji). Who do you chose?

Jack...if his enemies attack, he won't grab me, and start shooting frozen needles made from my bodily fluid's at his enemies...

12) 10(77) challenges 4(Rama) to a chariot race. Why?

77: I'm bored...-turns to random person that happens to be Rama- I challenge you to a chariot race!

Rama: Bring it, b1otch!

13) Everyone gangs up on 3(Amanda). Does 3(Amanda) have a chance in hell?

She's ANBU, she has Ryu thoroughly pussy-whipped, and she's a genjutsu user, not to mention she could hear them coming a mile away and booby trap the area with chakra seeds ahead of time. And this is if there isn't a full moon...

14) Everyone is invited to 2(Ryu) and 10(77)'s wedding except for 8(Danny). How do they react?

Danny: -sniffs- Why didn't they invite me to their wedding?! If they could travel universes just to meet eachother they could travel to my universe just to give me a damned invitation!! and since when was either of them gay? Seriously, Spidey should have listed more females...

15) Why is 6(Douji) afraid of 7(Steve)?

Cause Steve Danny Lothe. (If you don't get the joke, slap yourself)

16) 10(77) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

77: -finds a story book- Ok, I'm bored, so I'm going to read you idiots a story now...-starts reading- Once upon a time, there was a magical kingdom called Enbegee, besieged by an evil knight, known only as the black knight. The Black knight was mean, and he and his minions would go through the land; amoung his minions were an evil werewolf, a man with magical vision, a small knight who happened to be the worlds deadliest archer who sat on the shoulder of a large knight with nearly indestructible armour; a demonic monkey with a never ending appetite and his human mate; a psychic man, and a skilled swordsman who's lust knew no bounds... sounds strangely familiar... hmm, this story doesn't sound so bad...

later on...

77: And the evil Black Knight and his minions were forever defeated, and the kingdom of Enbeegee lived happily ever after...-throws book out the window- Here's how it really ended: The black Knight shoved his beamsword up the author's as, then killed the king, then somehow got freed of his curse and somehow ressurected all his friends and married the hot werewolf chick! The end Biotch! -goes to hunt down the author of that book-(You have to know his past to understand this thing)

17) 1(Jack) arives late for 2(Ryu) and 10(Amanda)'s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

He was selflessly leading all of Ryu's fangirls away from the wedding chapel by yelling "i'm still single!" and running past them shirtless...Jack's a good friend that way...and no, I didn't plan this, or Amanda's name would be first, since Ryu's the uke in their relationship.

18) 5(kaj) and 9(Lothe) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

...After hitting myself repeatedly for not putting more female OCs in the list, I run before two of my most powerful OCs start having a drunken brawl that ends up destroying my house and probably the rest of the neighborhood... But then I realize my doughnuts are still in there, grab a shot gun, and run back in to boot them out of my house. NOBODY TOUCHES MY DOUGHNUTS!

19) 3(Amanda),8(Danny),6(Douji) and 4(Rama) all go to the zoo for 8(Danny)'s brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8(Danny)?

Amanda gives him some videogames so he'll have something else to do besides stalking her (Amanda: SERIOUSLY! He's in every question I'm in!), Rama gives him Chuck Norris as a slave, Douji gives him a subscription to "Ridiculously Large Weapons Monthly"; and as for how it goes; it ends like this:

Danny: Thanks for the present Amanda; you've made this the best birthday ever just by coming...

Amanda: Aw... -hugs him-

Danny: Especially since Spidey gave me X-ray vision for my birthday!

Amanda:...

Danny: Oooh, Plantacles! I remember THOSE from last question we were together in...wait...these aren't the fun kind of plantacles, are they?

Seconds later...

Danny: -inside the baboons' area, with his weapons stolen and most of his limbs broken- Hello my fello primates! Would you mind telling me how to get out of here?

Baboon: OOH AH! OOH AH! -gestures frantically towards Danny- (Translation: KILL THE INTRUDER! IT'S SKIN LOOKS TASTY...)

Danny: -sees Baboons approaching him- I'm already the most popular one here! I think I'm gonna like this society...

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Their lives are in the hands of an insane, somewhat anti-social teenager; they have ALOT to protest...

21) 9(Lothe) murders 2(Ryu)'s best friend. What does 2(Ryu) do to get back at them?

Holy hell, this fits so well: Lothe enjoys killing people and for unknown reasons is after Jack; and Ryu is Jack's best friend! Anyway Ryu would inflict stabbity death upon Lothe, mixed with some explodity death, and some b1tch-slappity Death...or at least he'd try to; Ryu isn't exactly fit to fight Lothe with is abilities...oh well, I'm sure he'd get Amanda to help him; she considers Jack to be a brother too.

22) 6(Douji) and 1(Jack) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6(Douji) save themself or 1(Jack)?

Douji: Hmm, I have a pregnant fiance whom I'm madly in love with; a future-step-daughter that's going through puberty, and an adopted sister that will no doubt find some way to avenge my death, most likely by killing the idiot who she thinks is responsible, who would probably be Jack. Not to mention I don't even know this guy... damn you conscience, WHY won't you listen to fricking logic?

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Lets see, 77 is dying AND alienating his comrades and the woman he won't admit to himself he loves cause he doesn't want them to get too attached to him then miss him when he dies; Lothe is a religious fanatical psychopath who's obsessed with Jack and a book that might not exist; and Rama is going to get killed by a bald guy who compensates with chakra armour...I'd say they're all failing at life; but they failed EPICALLY!

24) 5(kaj) is trapped in a cave. 10(77) comes to rescue them. What happens?

77: Hey Jaws, I'm here to save your as, now are you going to be greatful and come quietly, or are you going to turn out to be a complete psychopath, or working for NBG, and have my friend, Busty here paint the cave a nice shade of shark guts?

Kaj: -sighs- Would there by chance be anyone else I could talk to?

25) 3(Amanda) starts a day camp. What happens?

Amanda: -hears 'Che che che, ha ha ha' sound- Damn it, must be a machete wielding killer in the woods somewhere. Oh well, I lined the woods with chakra seeds, so I can pin point his location to right...THERE! -points to Cardboard box which Jason happens to be hiding behind-

Jason:...Well, I'm larger then you, and I have a machete and years of experience killing horny teenagers, what do you have?

Amanda: -raises eyebrow-

Jason:...AH! VINE-TACLES!

Danny: -walks out with S&M gear- Ok, lets do this thing...-sees vines ripping Jason to pieces- PLANTACLES! HOW COULD YOU? i THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! -runs away crying-

26) 4(Rama),6(Douji), and 7(Steve) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8(Danny) walks in. What happens?

Danny: FINALLY! SOMEONE THAT SHARES MY LOVE OF THE HOKEY POKEY! -starts doing Hokey Pokey with him-

27) 1(Jack) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9(Lothe) and 10(77) are going out. What is 2(Ryu)'s reaction?

Ryu: Jack, I thought you HATED yaoi?

Jack: -is startled- Uh, I wasn't doing anything that would boost my reputation and hurt Lothes!

Ryu: -raises eyebrow-

Jack: -looks guilty- Except maybe attempting to popularlize another gay pairing with Lothe so fangirls would forget about the Jack/Lothe pairing...

Ryu: You should be ashamed of yourself.

Jack: -looks down guiltfully- I know...

28) 7(Steve) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

I don't know; I value my life too much to try anything he cooks.

29) 8(Danny) and 3(Amanda) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Danny: Amanda, since we're stranded in the middle of the woods without any food and could very well starve to death soon...-gets closer-

Amanda: Ryu was supposed to bring the food... where IS he? -looks around-

Danny: Well, he may have very well been lost to the wilderness, maybe you should move on, find a new guy, let nature take it's course; after all, we don't want to die having never known pleasure, should we?

Amanda: we're camping; we're not that far from now; we can go back and GET our supplies...

Danny: It's ok, don't be afraid of the wilderness, I'll keep you nice and warm...

Amanda: Ryu's not coming, is he?

Danny:...-looks guilty- No...I just wanted to get you alone in the wilderness...

Amanda: -puts hand on his shoulder- it's ok...I forgive you.

Danny: -sniff- So you're not going to use dismember me with the plantacles?

Amanda: I never said that...-vines come out of nowhere and drag Danny away-

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do?

Blair Witch: I'm will swallow your soul!

Danny:...GRANDMA!

Blair Witch: huh?

Danny: -glomps BW- DID YOU GET ME A PRESENT?

Blair Witch: -struggles to get free- SOMEBODY GET THIS IDIOT OFF ME!

Amanda: -sitting reading a book- Meh, he'll let go when he realizes you're not his grandma...or when he gets bored...or when you die, but that's not gonna happen since you're supposed to be a ghost or something...I dunno, I haven't seen the Blair Witch project.

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Jack: I'm going to go drown my troubles in rootbeer...

Amanda: I'm going to go have hot monkey smex with an idiot...

Danny: W00T!

Amanda: -pulls Ryu into closet-

Danny: Damn it...

Douji: I'm gonna go be thankful I wasn't number 3.

77: Trouble drowning you say? Well, if I drown my troubles, they'll be dead, thus, I won't have any troubles! IT'S GENIOUS!

Kaj: I believe I shall continue to make Spidey's life difficult by forcing him to type my rather sophisticated dialouge...

Steve: I'm gonna go wait till I appear in that story Spidey's never gonna update! -walks away-

Danny: Oh well, I'm gonna go do the Hokey pokey! -walks away skipping cheerfully-

Lothe: -eye twitches at Danny's cheerfullness- I'm gonna go depress the hell out of that guy! -runs after Danny with his scythe raised- BANZAI!

Spidey's Home Made Quiz Thingy! List ten OCs that AREN'T in fanfiction/RPs, but instead are made for your own stories!

1) 10(Insert name here) just got slapped; who did it and why?

2) Which of your them is most likely to witch-slap your soul?

3) If they tried, who would you want to protect you? 1(insert name) or 3(insert name)?

4) If 9(insert name) walked in on 8 (insert name) writing 9(insert name)/2(insert name), what would happen?

5) Would 3 (insert name) do 7(insert name)?

6) If 1 (I.N) threw 8 (I.N) at 3 (I.N), how would 3 react?

7) 2 (I.N.) has suddenly started their own religion; describe that religion.

8) 4 (I.N.) got drunk and woke up next to 5(I.N.); what is 4's reaction?

9) 10 (I.N.) has stolen your doughnuts, and has given you 24 hours to give him fifty billion dollars; if you couldn't pay the money, Who on the list would you send to retrieve it?

10) 6(I.N.) goes on a quest to get his (insert his/her most valuable possession here) back from 9(I.N.). an hour later, what's happening?

11) 7(I.N.) ate 9(I.N.), and 6(I.N.) is a witness. What does 6 do?

12) Who on the list would 4(I.N.) consider his/her eternal rival?

13) 3(I.N) is tired of 2(I.N.) trying to kill him/her. What does he/she do?

14) 5(I.N.) challenges 3(I.N.) to a joust. Do they accept?

15) 7(I.N.) just got the female nearest to him on the list pregnant; and she's married to 1. How long does 7(I.N.) have to live?

16) 9(I.N.) is on the ground, dead, with a bullet whole in the back of his head; 4(I.N.) is currently on the ground dead as well with a smoking gun in his/her hand and chainsaw wounds; and 3(I.N.) is laughing maniacally while holding a chainsaw. What happend 15 minutes earlier that lead to these events?

17) You come home one day to see your girlfriend between 1(I.N.) and 10(I.N.). What do you do?

18) What if it's your mom instead?

19) Would you do 1?

20) 7 has started his/her own restaraunt; would you eat there?

And now to do my own quiz! _

1) Danny (The Disturbingly Happy Dhampire)

2) Ali (the loveable genie...I mean Jinni, don't wanna insult his people after all.)

3) Joe (the hyperactive guy with Gary-Stue-ish levels of intelligence)

4) Blood Bath (Supernatural killer who has powers SIMILAR to Hidan)

5) Don R. Acula (An alias used by Vlad Thepes, also known as Dracula...however, this is not the Dracula from Danny's universe; this version isn't even actually a vampire)

6) Steve (Shape-shifter that worships Deadpool)

7) David (Matter manipulator who has the spirit of an Irish "God" sealed in him...Steve has one too, but his doesn't talk to him in his head like David's does.)

8) Carl (Werewolf character in a story I'm going to write some day.)

9) Da Carne (Wendigo character from same story; likes eating people when he's in Wendigo form, and stalking Carl)

10) The Running Gag (Vigilante who disguises herself in a Scream-like outfit with a comedy mask instead of a Ghostface mask; amoung her many comedy gag utilities, bannanas are her most fearsome weapon.)

1) 10(Running Gag) just got slapped; who did it and why?

Probably a someone that's about to get their as kicked because they were stupid.

2) Which of your them is most likely to witch-slap your soul?

Blood-Bath; he scares the freaking hell out of me.

3) If they tried, who would you want to protect you? 1(Danny) or 3(Joe)?

Joe is smart enough to stay the hell away from Bloodbath, as doing anything would reveal his intelligence level, and that he had a genie, and Bloodbath those two things are all BB knows about the person that he knows is hunting him...so I'd say Danny, since Danny would unload several tons of explosive bullets into him before he could get close enough to...wait, can't say, spoilers.

4) If 9(Da Carne) walked in on 8 (Carl) writing 9(Da Carne)/2(Ali), what would happen?

Da Carne: -turns into his Wendigo form and attacks Carl- I'M WILL SWALLOW YOUR SPLEEN...

Then again, he'd probably do that anyway...but in this scenario, he doesn't try to convince Carl to become a Wendigo first and get dissed.

5) Would 3 (Joe) do 7(David)?

No; both of them are straight; and from different universes.

6) If 1 (Danny) threw 8 (Carl) at 3 (Joe), how would 3 react?

Joe: I wish I had a slingshot, a bannana, and some icy hot! -somehow uses those items to avoid injury AND hurt Danny-

7) 2 (Ali) has suddenly started their own religion; describe that religion.

Ali: -reading excerpts from holy book to large crowd- "And the lord said 'Give thy profit cinnamin rolls, and you will get into heaven...deny him cinnamin rolls and ye shall forever rot in the yaoi dimension with Michael Jackson..'" By the way, I just thought I'd clarify to you all that I'M the profit he was refering too, so if you would just kindly make with the cinnamin rolls...

8) 4 (Bloodbath) got drunk and woke up next to 5(Don); what is 4's reaction?

Bloodbath: So you're a revanant eh? Wanna go kill prostitutes, and other bad people?

Don: You're not at all irked that you just woke up to another male; another male who happens to be dead at that?

Bloodbath: Meh, we've still got our clothes on, so I'm assuming nothing happened...

Don: Well, I was going to go kill people and get fresh muscle tissue anyway, so I might as well have company...

9) 10 (The Running Gag) has stolen your doughnuts, and has given you 24 hours to give him fifty billion dollars; if you couldn't pay the money, Who on the list would you send to retrieve it?

Joe; he's one of the few on the list actually smarter than the Running Gag; not to mention he could just wish the doughnut back...if I could convince him enough to waste a wish on a doughnut...then again, I change my answer; I pick Ali; then I could wish my own doughnut back...

10) 6(Steve) goes on a quest to get his/her (comic books) back from 9(Da Carne). an hour later, what's happening?

Steve: -flying through the air- So he has super human strength...THAT would have been good to know before I insulted his mother...

11) 7(David) ate 9(Da Carne), and 6(Steve) is a witness. What does 6 do?

Steve: -slaps food out of David's mouth- DON'T EAT THAT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN! AND HE NEVER TOLD ME WHERE HE HID MY COMIC BOOKS! T-T

12) Who on the list would 4(Blood Bath) consider his/her eternal rival?

Joe; if I ever get over the writers block on Death Wish, they're battle of wits will indeed be an epic one.

13) 3(Joe) is tired of 2(Ali) trying to kill him/her. What does he/she do?

Joe: I wish you'd stop trying to kill me. (Seriously, I did NOT plan this! I wasn't even planning on DOING this quiz when I wrote it!

14) 5(Don) challenges 3(Joe) to a joust. Do they accept?

No; Joe isn't stupid enough to Joust against someone who was not only alive during medieval times, but was in fact known as "Vlad The Impaler".

15) 7(David) just got the female nearest to him on the list (The Running Gag) pregnant; and she's married to 1(Danny). How long does 7(David) have to live?

David: Till Danny figured out it wasn't his...which could actually be a few years, since Danny is too much of an idiot to pick up on stuff like the kid has too many dominant gene traits that he didn't get from his father or mother.

16) 9(Da Carne) is on the ground, dead, with a bullet whole in the back of his head; 4(Blood Bath) is currently on the ground dead as well with a smoking gun in his/her hand and chainsaw wounds; and 3(Joe) is laughing maniacally while holding a chainsaw. What happend 15 minutes earlier that lead to these events?

Da Carne: I'M THE INSANE, SUPERNATURAL KILLER IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!

Bloodbath: BRING IT BIOTCH!

Joe: -randomly walks in with chainsaw- Hey, there's that serial killer guy I'm hunting! If I kill him, then take off his mask, I'll have solved the mystery without some stupid battle of wits! Yay me!

17) You come home one day to see your girlfriend between 1(Danny) and 10(Running Gag). What do you do?

In the event that I HAD a girlfriend, I'd watch with interest.

18) What if it's your mom instead?

For personal reasons, I'm not answering this question... does that make me a hypocrit?

19) Would you do 1?

No...WHY didn't I make 1 female? Seriously, I WROTE the fricking quiz and I didn't think to make 1 female; how idiotic is that?

20) 7 has started his/her own restaraunt; would you eat there?

Provided he didn't let Steve anywhere NEAR the kitchen, maybe I would.

Spidey: EMO-GLITCH HAS RETURNED! NERDS, TO ARMS! WE MUST CLICK RETRY TILL OUR POSTS GET THROUGH!

Voice In Spidey's head: Or you could simply wait till the people working for the site fix it...

Spidey: BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!

Voice: Technically, you mean you have too much free time and not enough to occupy it for that?

Spidey: Tomato, tamoto!

Voice: Do you really even think that this edit to your profile is going to get through? Or that anyone is going to read it BEFORE the glitch is gone?

Spidey:...Shut up Common Sense! You already ruined Tengen Toppa for me with your lies! (of COURSE a mech large enough to throw Galaxies like shurikens is possible! NO THEY WOULD NOT HAVE TO MOVE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO FIGHT EACHOTHER!) Besides, I'm bored, and I might as well make a record of yet another of the glitches i have come to lovingly dub "Emo-glitches". Why I call them that I don't even remember.

Update: I've decided to add some links to some awesome Rp threads that I am a part of that I would like some company on. My own forumns will not be added because there's already a link to them on this profile.

Naruto:

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Shinobi_Blitz/53065/ This forumn has three RPs, the most promising of which is the "Legends of the Shinobi" thread, which takes place before the founding of the villages.

Avatar:

Avatar: The Last Roleplay 2! This is a pretty good Avatar thread as well. Created by the same guy that created the one above.

Bleach:

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Bleach_RPG/51959/ This is a fun RP. Just as a heads up, the different threads are different locations, not different RPs. Except for the "Chatty" topic, that seems to have evolved into a crack RP.

http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/18637/12518048/5/#13070748 This thread has LOADS of different RPs. Granted, the 'Two characters only' rule present in many of the RPs can get annoying (especially when both of your OCs are nowhere near the action.), but it's nice that you can create threads without even asking permission.

Warzone:

War Zone Rp: Fight for the World This RP needs to move, so please join so you can give it a kick in the rear.

Emo Glitch has returned...for now. It seems I'm able to get into my profile, but when I tried to send a PM, I got that damned error message again.