Hi, I'm Ojex XIII, but just call me Ojex.

about me... let's see here...

Name - Joe

Age - 16

Gender - Male

location - nowheresville USA, thats where

Favorite stuff - (video game) been getting back into Kingdom Hearts recently, due to the recent american release of RE: CoM. (movie) Now that I'm off my Dark Knight high, I have to say that Pineapple Express is awesome. (TV) Scrubs, thats funny stuff. (Cartoon) Total Drama Island... Canada now rules the cartoon relm. (comics) Deadpool, hands down. funny, action packed, pure awesome! (books) can really decide on a specific book, but anything my Scott Westerfeld has been peeking my interest lately.

-Current Stories-

X-Men: To the End - this is basically what I think the fouth X-men movie will be like. While Storm, Wolverine, Emma Frost and Bishop were away the institute was attacked by three strange mutants and had to be defended by the stutdents. at the same time Storm and Emma met with Beast about a plan made by Bolivar Trask called Project Sentinal. Hank ended up returning to the mansion with them. at the same time Wolverine and Bishop were searching for a girl in the forests near Alkali Lake. they met a young man named James Proudstar (Warpath) who helped them track her. the girl and Wolverine fought (since they had the exact same powers including the claws) and she was eventually captured by Bishops net gun. they ended up bringing Warpath back with them to the institute. I'm considering including Deadpool somewhere along the line, since I'm a huge fan of the character and his origins are in X-Men mythology, but I'm not sure if I will yet.

X-men Origins: Mystique - an origin story for, you guessed it, the x-men trilogies blue beauty: Mystique. so far its told how Raven Darkholme first discovered her powers and how she ran away from home. ten years later, shes in Egypt where she battled a mutant named Legion. this may very well be one of my favorite, but less action packed stories.

Total Drama Dynamite - one of those "send me a character" stories that I couldnt resist doing. Ive already picked the 20 characters. In the first challenge, the campers were tricked into thinking that they were staying at Playa de Losers and their challenge was to get themselves to Wawanakwa. the Eagles ended up losing and Chance was the first sent home. After the second challenge, the mine maze, Naomi is voted off. In the third bonfire ceremony, it was Sam who got the boot despite her amazing performance in the challenge. Nick was fourth to go because the others on his team thought he was a traitor after learning of his alliance. Carolina was fifth to be sent home, seemingly because she didn't think to call professionals for the party challenge like Russell did. Harper was voted off sixth because his teammates thought he didn't contribute enough to the challenge. It's been hinted that Harper will be seen again, though whether this means he'll be back in the competition or if there will be a chapter a Playa de Losers is unknown.

Worlds Apart - A Fusion Fall fic (for those of you who dont know what Fusion Fall is, its an MMO where eleven of Cartoon Networks best shows (thirteen if you count the two Ill be adding that werent in the game) crossover). It will focus on how all of the different shows come together into the same world. set in an alternate universe because I don't actually play Fusion Fall and it is set as a Prequel.

-Upcoming Chapters-

X-men: To the End Chapter 6 - This story is moving along slowly but surely. The next chapter will involve the New X-Mens first training session as well as Laura getting a tour of the institute.

X-Men Origins: Mystique Chapter 4 - Now that the Egypt arc is over, I think I'll be moving the story a few years into the future. I'll explain how Mystiques powers affect her aging as well as go through her European adventures in the next few chapters.

Total Drama Dynamite Episode 13- Having a little trouble writing the challenge in this chapter. I don't want to give anything away, so all I'll say is that this'll be a one part chapter.

Worlds Apart Chapter 2 - I haven't exactly started on this yet, but I have a few ideas. I'll be introducing Dexter and Samurai Jack in this, as well as a character not seen in the game and a fusion.

-Future Stories-

X-Men: Nation M - a planned sequel to "X-Men: To the End". It will mostly follow the "Genosha" story line from the comics while including elemints from other stories that I will set up in "X-Men: To the End". however, I dont know if I'll do this considering I'm barely started on "X-Men: To the End".

Undead Drama Island - You guessed it, a TDI zombie story. still in early planning, but I can say this... only one will get off the island alive! Muahaha! This will be set in the first season and in an AU.

-Finished Stories-

Xiaolin Showdown: The Fifth Dragon - My first finished story here on fanfiction. it follows the new adventures of everyones (or atleast fans of the shows) favorite Xiaolin monks and their latest recrute as they gather new Shen Gong Wu, battle Jack Spicer, Wuya, Chase Young, and Hannibal Roy Bean, and discover that some feelings dont just stop at friendship. pairings include RaiXKim and ClayXOC. rated T for language and violence. according to many of my reviewers, its definatly worth the read.

Seven Sins - A sequel to The Fifth Dragon. This follows the continuing adventures of the Monks, Saya, and four new students (NOT DRAGONS!! I cant stress enough that theyre not dragons). together, these nine young heroes face off against the Seven Deadly Sins, quite possibly the greatest evil ever to walk the earth. pairings include RaiXKim, ClayXOC (Saya), OmiXOC (Mimi), JackXOC (Nina "Sloth") and one OCXOC pairing (Julia and Elena (I have no problems with homosexuals and if you do thats your problem). rated T for language, violence, crude humor and strong content. according to my reviewers it's better than the first.

Begun By Blood - the sequel to Seven Sins and the final installment of The Fifth Dragon trilogy (at the moment). this story continues to follow the adventures of the young monks as they battle the Seven Deadly Sins. pairings are same as Seven Sins. rated T for language, violence, crude humor and strong content. definantly worth the read according to my reviewers.

Xiaolin Show-off - This is a big parody of the first episode of the show. join Omi, Rai, Kim, Clay, Dojo, Jack, Wuya and (my personal favorite) Rap Master Fung as they search for the first three Shen Gong Wu: the Middle Finger Flip Coin, the Two Ton T-shirt, and the Eye of Dumbshit. contains jokes about everything from Star Wars to god knows what.

Xiaolin Show-off 2: Rise of Jingle Jangle Jong - a sequel to the original Xiaolin Show-off. this shows the continuing adventrues of Rai, Kim, Omi, Clay, Dojo, Rap Master Fung, Jack Spicer and Wuya as they gather more Wu and Wuya recreates the most diabolical force known to man... and monkies: Jingle Jangle Jong. contains jokes about everything from the matrix to canada.

-Shen Gong Wu I've created-

Chiyu Box: cantains an infinate amount of small yellow tablets that can heal any wound and cure most diseases

Hitsuji Hammer: a hammer that contains amazing strength

Memory Charm Bracelet: can rearange and recreate any persons memories

Yajuu Card: can summon any mythical creature

Sleeping Boar: turns into a huge golden boar that goes on a destructive rampage and breaths fire

Combo-Sickle: forces two or more objects to stay physically connected

Mariachi Sombrero: grants the user amazing dance moves and play Mexican Mariachi music when activated

Canine Crossbow: shoots dog-shaped darts that home in on the target and explode on contact

Goliaths' Golem: turns into a gigantic stone sentry that can control and merge with rock and earth and can speak multiple languages

Sapphire Gauntlet: creates an unbreakable forcefield around the user

Emerald Gauntlet: the user can shoot powerful plasma blasts from thier arms

Ruby Gauntlet: the user is literally turned into a shooting star (causes a lot of damage to suroundings)

Diamond Gauntlet: creates an energy sword

Amethyst Gauntlet: reveals lost truths

Mushas Sword: summons an ancient war spirit

Bengoshas Shield: summons an ancient guardian demon

Roosters Crow: emit an earsplitting, almost deafening screech.

Oni's Jewel: it creats an eerie and depressing feeling in the surounding area, rendering anyone around completely depressed and unable to fight.

Phoenix Emblem: negates the effects of the Oni's Jewel for the wearer only.

Lucky Cricket: Grants the user amazing luck in whatever activity they are doing. however, the user also has equally bad luck later on.

Chimera's Breath: A torch that, when breathed on, shoots a jet of flames from its top.

Quasar Cube: a diamond like cube that transports the user to a random point in time and space. extremely dangerous.

Skulls of Mento: a pair of skulls (one made of rubies, the other sapphires) that allow the two users to talk to each other no matter how far apart they are.

Odin's Eye: a golden monocole that allows the user to temporarily see through the eyes of another.

Lilypad Geta: a pair of wooden sandles that allow the user to walk on water (actually created by Captain Sangi, another user on fanfiction, but he asked me to use it for him)

-MY OCS-

Xiaolin Showdow

Name - Saya. Age - 16. Sex - Female. From - China. Background - Saya is Omi's adopted sister from when they were very young. appearently, shortly after Omi was adopted by a family that family was killed in an unfortunate car crash and the two youngsters were sent to the Temple. It was there that Saya learned that she was the Dragon of Lightning and started her training at age 5. at age 8, she'd already achieve Wudai warrior status and set out to find her Wudai weapon. 8 years later, she returned to everyones surprise, seeing as how Omi was to young to remember her when she left. during her travels, however, Saya battle and lost against Chase Young and became one of his many minions, and the only one that could speak to him freely. Chase used her to infiltrate the temple, using a Shen Gong Wu to erace her memory so that she didn't even know she was a mole. eventually, however, she and the other monks managed to defeat Chase and earn Saya her freedom. afterwards, however, Saya vanished for six months only to reappear after Rush and the others had joined the temple. Saya is Clays love interest. some time between her vanishing and her reappearence she was in Kenya on the day Pride was released. She fought alongside the monks until Pride was dead and now travels the world with Omi. in the epilogue of BBB, she went out on a date with Clay in Texas.

Name - Rush. Age - 15. Sex - Male. From - Kenya. Background - Rush is a young man from an indigenous tribe in Kenya. he lived there for the first fourteen years of his life and he fell in love with his long time friend, Raven. after a lion attack on their village, Rush saved Ravens life and she thanked him for it by finally returning his love, but at the same time it was revealed that she lost her voice. in a desparat attempt to bring her voice back Rush and his best friend, Zofu, went to the top of their villages forbidden mountain in hopes of finding a magic that could bring back Ravens voice. unfortunatly, Rush only succeeded in releasing Pride and killing Zofu. Rush was afterwards banished and he next appeared at the temple along with Julia, Elena, and Mimi. after fighting along side the monks for quite some time, Rush fought and killed the Sin of Envy and agreed to take his place so long as Raven was released from her prison. Rush did become the new Sin of Envy but Pride didn't keep his end of the bargon and Raven remains trapped in a dungeon. As it turned out, Rush was planning to kill Pride all along once he'd gained his trust, whether it meant his life or not, which it did. after his death, however, his and Raven's spirits came back, however, to save Kimiko's life and give Rai the power he needed to kill Pride. deceased.

Name - Julia Marsh. Age - 15. Sex - Female. From - Sydney, Australia. Background - Julia is lucky enough to have lived all over the world and know several languages. she was born and raised in Los Angeles California until she was five at which point her father got a new job and her family moved to Rio de Janiero, Brazil. it was there that she met Raimundo Pedrosa long before he went to the Temple and they became good friends. when she was twelve, however, her fathers work life forced her to move again, this time to Sydney Australia where she has lived since until going to the temple. Julia is also a lesbian and is recently out of the closet. she is the girlfriend of Elena. in the epilogue of BBB, she helped Elena come out of the closet to her parents.

Name - Mimi Cooper. Age - 13. Sex - Female. From - Paris, France. Background - Mimi is a typical teenager from France. she is strong and independant yet sassy in nature and is not above making the occasional joke. however, she also occasionaly experiences cases of low self esteem and depression, though these are very very rare. back in France she went to an all girls private school due to her parents being paranoind and not wanting her to date. she came to the temple wanting to get away from her parents and possibly get a boyfriend. she and Omi couldnt stand each other at first, but they quickly became close and became a couple. Mimi has recently stated that she wants to be a doctor when she's older. in the epilogue of BBB, Omi surprised her by showing up in Paris and, after beating up a guy who wouldn't leave Mimi alone, the wnet on a date.

Name - Elena Murrieta. Age - 15. Sex - Female. From - Barcelona, Spain. Background - Elena is a typical teenager from Spain. she came to the temple for a new experience and got more than she barganed for. she prefers life at the temple over her boring life in Spain, however. Elena was the first that Julia told she was a homosexual (other than Rai) and Julia also had a crush on her. afterwards Elena was shy whenever around Julia for a while, but eventually came to terms with her feelings for Julia and the two girls became a couple. in the epilogue of BBB, she came out of the closet to her parents with Julias help.

Name - Raven. Age - 14. Sex - Female. From - Kenya. Raven is an old friend of Rush's from his village in Kenya. after a lion attack on their village Raven lost her voice but at the same time fell in love with Rush. determined to bring her voice back, Rush broke a taboo of their village and went to the top of a forbidden mountain in search of a magic that could make her talk again. it failed, however, and Rush was banished. some time later, Raven atempted the same thing and was also banished. she next appeared at the temple to visit Rush and was later captured by the Sin of Envy. now she is a prisoner of the Sins and has been revealed to be the Virtue of Kindness. she fought against Rush alongside Dojo while trying to take down the Sins and she willingly died in order to kil Pride for good. she and Rush's spirits came back, however, to save Kimiko's life and give Rai the power he needed to kill Pride. deceased.

Name - Pride. Age - over 1500. Sex - Male. From - unknown (suposedly china). Background - Pride is the first of the Seven Deadly Sins and their leader. he has amazing magical abilities with almost no limit. 1500 years ago, he formed the original sins (including Wuya, the past and current Sin of Lust) and battled Dashi. Pride is a merciless and unfeeling warlord. he was released from his prison of fifteen hundred years by Rush and then reformed the Seven Deadly Sins. later, after offing Wrath, Gluttony, and Greed and having Sloth leave he found four new Sins to replace them and even added Rush to their ranks after Envy was killed. After ruling the world for nearly a year, Pride fought to the death (4 times) with the monks and was ultimatly killed. deceased.

Name - Wrath. Age - unknown. Sex - Male. From - Unknown. Background - Wrath is the second of the Seven Deadly Sins and both of his arms have been replaced by mechanical ones, one a three fingered claw and the other a gatling gun/ cannon. he lost both of his arms in the vietnam war and lived without arms for most of his life until Pride came to him and offered him the position of Wrath, which he took on the condition of new arms. due to continuing failure to Pride, Wrath was transformed into a machine which is entirly loyal to Pride and has no emotions or mind of his own. deceased.

Name -Wrath II. Age - unknown. Sex - Male. From - unknown. Background - The new Wraths past is entirely unknown. however, it is know that he is a skilled marksman and seems to be obsessed with projectile weapons. Wrath could possibly be, and probably should be, considered insane. he is also shown being fluent in french as he insulted Mimi in her native language. recently Wrath has tried and succeeded in conincing Gabriel (the current Sin of Sloth) to trick Pride and "move up the totem pole", as he put it. He has recently struck a deal with Wuya to mutiny against Pride, bringing Sloth in with him due to thair previous agreement. It has also been pointed out that he's a comic book and a Pirates of the Caribbean fan. he and Sloth tried killing Pride with bullets charged wtih chi from the Virtue of Humility, but their plan ultimatly backfired and killed them instead. deceased.

Name - Gluttony. Age - unknown. Sex - male. From - unknown. Background - Gulttony is the third of the Seven Deadly Sins and has no known powers in particular. his past is almost entirely unknown. he is comically obese, despite being a very serious character and is based off of one of my comicbook characters I call the Over Lard. deceased.

Name - Gluttony II. Age - unknown. Sex - Male. From - unknown. Background - The new Gluttony seems to be a very primitive man relying on brute strength. he has yet to speak, though this is because he chooses not to, not because he cant. Gluttony's intelegence is shown when he uses his club, which is made of bronze, to obsorb the lightning shot at him by Saya. Gluttony has recently been revealed to be the older brother of the current Sin of Greed as well as another OC, Charity. died at the hands of Clay and Charity. deceased.

Name - Greed. Age - 18. Sex- Male. From - unknown. Background - Greed is the fifth of the Seven Deadly Sins and has powers very similar to Lust, with the exception of the berserker power which grants him amazing strength, speed, and magic for a short time. his past is almost entirely unknown. after his death Wuya collected his ashes and brought him back in the form of a large wingless dragon. he has now died for the second time.

Name - Greed II. Age - unknown. Sex - Female. From - unknown. Background - The new Greed seems to be a very polite person, as shown when she offered wine to the monks before their fight. she seems to be of middle eastern decent. She is shown as being a ruthless fighter, possibly by passing the original Greed in his berserker form. Greed has recently been revealed to be the younger sister of the current Sin of Gluttony as well as the older sister of another OC, Charity. she died at the hands of Saya and Jess. deceased.

Name - Nina "Sloth". Age - 16. Sex - Female. From - USA. Background - Nina is the sixth of the Seven Deadly Sins and has the ability to control an army of undead soldiers, which she rarely uses prefering to fight herself. Nina was born in an orphanage and adopted by an abusive family, forced to work on a marijuana (spelling) farm for years. it was there that Pride came to her and offered her the position of Sloth, which she took without knowing what she was getting into. she has as of now left the Sins to start a new life with Jack. She is Jack Spicers lover interest. After encountering Gabriel she and Jack have simply vanished, later reappearing in the now deserted Las Vegas. there they battled Gabriel and vanished again, this time passing through a portal which Jack made. After the resistance tried to destroy Lust's palace in Beijing, she stated that she's had suicidal thoughts and that without Jack she'd have no reason to live. despite this, however, she allowed Jack to give his life with the other Virtues in order to save the world and as luck would have it, he survived, losing only a leg instead. in the epilogue of BBB, she was living with Jack and had successfully attached a mechanical leg to him, replacing the one he'd lost.

I have a short cameo planned for Nina in "One Champion".

Name - Gabriel "Sloth" Spicer. Age - 20. Sex - Male. From - USA. Background - Gabriel is Jack Spicers long hated older brother. The reason Jack hates him so much is that when they were kids they had plans to sell something to the US government and Gabriel turned his back on his younger brother, taking all the money for himself. this is the first time Gabriel has seen his younger brother in four years. after loosing track of Jack yet again, Gabriel has struck a deal with Wrath to try to trick Pride and move up a couple ranks, possibly above Lust (Wuya, who is currently second in command). While searching for Jack, Gabriel has had many of Jacks former robots building a Machine for Pride that will help them find the Seven Holy Virtues. hes recently allied himself with the monks along with Wrath and Lust in order to take down Pride. He and Wrath tried killing Pride with bullets charged wtih chi from the Virtue of Humility, but their plan ultimatly backfired and killed them instead. deceased.

Name - Envy. Age - 18. Sex - Male. From - unknown. Background - Envy is the seventh of the Seven Deadly Sins and has the ability to take anything he chooses from anyone he wants. his past is almost entirely unknown. he has recently shown the ability to shapeshift. it has recently been revealed that Envy has been posing as Master Fung since the monks went to Iceland (Ch2 and Ch3) to retrieve the Lucky Cricket. the whereabouts of the real Fung are unknown. it has also been hinted that Envy is Homophobic, though he was descised as Master Fung at the time and may have been trying to react the way he thought Fung wouldve. He was fighting Rush when he was vaporized by the Kazusoo Atom. deceased.

Name - Jet. Age. 16. Sex - Male. From - Rome, Italy. Background - Little is known about Jet or his sister Jess. He was born and raised on the streets of Rome, Italy and has recently sunk to the level of theft in order to stay alive (due to the Sins now ruling the world). despite his background, he is a very kind hearted (and often comical) person and will do anything for the people he loves. He, along with Jess, found Rai in the forest around Rome and the three have lived together since then (total time one week) until Rai decided to head for China to regain his lost memories. He joined the rebellion in the battle at Lust's palace, but was quickly killed while battling the Sin of Greed. deceased.

Name - Jess. Age - 15. Sex - Female. From - Rome, Italy. Background - Little is known about Jess or her brother Jet. She, just like her brother, was born and raised on the streets of Rome, Italy. Jess is a very religous person and takes being catholic very seriously (though on some subjects she prefers not to take the catholic approach). She, along with Jet, found Rai in the forest around Rome and the three have lived together since then (total time one week) until Rai decided to head for China to regain his lost memories. she along with Jet will join the monks in their battle against the Sins, though it is unknown how. She joined Saya in the final fight against Greed and successfully killed the Sin. She willingly gives her life in order to help defeat Pride. Its been hinted that Jess might be homophobic when she learned that Julia and Elena are gay, but she tries not to make a big deal out of it. deceased.

Name - Chief. Age - over 1500. Sex - Male. From - Kenya. Background - Little is known about Chief at the time, but what is know is very important. Chief lived and fought along side Guan, Chase and Dashi 1500 years ago and (like two of the three) is still alive, though he hasn't aged as gracefully as Guan or Chase. He has also watched over Prides tomb for the past 1500 years until Pride was released. He made his own plans to take down Pride with Chase, Hannibal, and Wuya while with the resistance, fought against Pride alongside Rai, and ultimatly gave his life in order to defeat Pride. deceased.

Name - Riku Pedrosa. Age - 15. Sex - Male. From - Post apocalyptic NYC, 2032. Background - Riku is Kimiko and Rais teenage son from 25 years in the future and twin brother of Bonny. Riku had a rather dark personality and was easily angered, especially when it came to the subject of his deceased father. He was the only one of everyone living in NYC in 2032 that knew the truth of how they got there. when Shinobi jumped in the way of a bullet to save Rikus life and was revealed to be his father, Raimundo, Riku showed a much more human side of himself in grieving as his father died in his arms. Riku was last seen battling Gluttony in 2032 with a sword his father had given him before he died.

Name - Bonita "Bonny" Pedrosa. Age - 15. Sex - female. From - Post apocalyptic NYC, 2032. Background - Bonny is Kimiko and Rais teenage daughter from 25 years in the future and twin sister of Riku. Unlike Riku Bonny was much more cheerful and openly showed her emotions in most situations. when Riku followed Kim and Jewel after they left, Bonny and Kims older self went after him and joined in the final fight against Gluttony. when Shinobi was revealed to be Rai Bony expressed her shock by calling him "Daddy" but had no other mentioned expression at the time.

Name - Charity. Age - unknown (mid teens). Sex - female. from - Middle East. Background - Charity is the younger sister of both the current Sins of Greed and Gluttony and hates them both with a passion. she's recently been revealed to be the virtue of Temperance (rather than another character I didn't introduce as I originally planned). in the latest chapter she stood on the side lines as Clay fought with Gluttony and, once Gluttony was pinned down, humanely killed her brother, praying that he have a good after life. when it came time to defeat Pride for good, Charity willingly gave her life to do so. deceased.

Name - Raphael. Age - unknown (definatly 50 or older). Sex - male. From - Russia. Background - Raphael is the leader of the Mascow branch of the rebellion against the Seven Deadly Sins in "Begun By Blood". not much else is known about him. however, I originally planned for him to be Vlads father, but decided against this and just made him an old man instead. he showed up again with many villains from the show as part of a resistance movement in China. In the battle at Lust's palace he willingly gave his life to detonate the bomb in Jacks place. deceased.

Name - Zofu. Age - 14. Sex - male. from - Kenya. Background - Zofu was Rush's best friend back in their village in Kenya. he even followed Rush up the forbidden mountain in hopes of restoring Ravens voice, which resulted in his death. deceased. only seen in flashbacks.

Name - Lilith. Age - over 1500. sex - female. from - unknown. Background - Lilith is Prides "sister" who trapped Rai, Kim, Clay, Omi, and Saya in the abyss until Pride was truly dead. She does have diobolical plans of her own which I may use in a 4th installment of this series if I choose to do one.

-My Favorite Quotes-

Tradition be damned (Brian K. Vaughan, the original author of Marvels Runaways)

I believe... that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process! (Bill Engvall)

I believe... I'll have a scotch!... oh, wait, I've already got one. (Ron White)

How dare you disrespect me, your country, and your mamma! (Yelling guy in the Tide to Go commercial)

Smokin'! (The Mask)

Somebody stop me! (The Mask again)

Barbosa: There's not been a gathering like this in out life time. Jack: And I own them all money. (PotC 3: At Worlds End)

They say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the kind you only have to fire once! That's how dad did it, that's how america does it, and its worked out pretty well so far. (Tony Stark in the Iron Man movie)

If you want piece, prepare for war. (Frank Castle in the Punisher movie)

I'm tired of you telling me what to do you son of a bitch! (Zetto from TTA, by Kirbopher15)

Yay! It's the power rangers to the freakin rescue! (sarcasm) (Kirb from TTA, by Kirbopher15)

Oh freaking RAPTURE! (Zetto from TTA, by Kirbopher15)

Hmm hmm, Woosh-a-doodle! (Renaldo from Go Go Parody Rangers, by kirbopher15)

Bite my shiny metal ass (Bender from Futurama)

Dont know, dont care, dont ask me again (thats me!)

If you utter so much as one syllable I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish... if youd like to fax me press the star key (the grinchs answering machine in the movie)

Monster? I'm not a monster... I'M A GOD! (Mecha Sonic as seen in Super Mario Bros Z by Alvin Earthworm)

certainly you have to be lost in order to find a place that can not be found (Barbosa from PotC 3)

aaaaaaaaaallll righty then! (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

I know now why you cry... but it is something I can never do. (The Terminator in T2)

Nothing in life worth having comes easy. (Dr. Kelso from Scrubs)

So you've got a tank. Big woop, wanna fight about it? (some guy from family guy)

Theres about as much chance of Matthew McConaughey playing Steve Rogers as there is of Jesus moonwalking across the Sahara desert singing Nicklebacks "Rockstar" in a thong. (dunno who said it but its freakin hylarious!)

Nothing, nothing at all, shut up, go away! (me again)

While I respect the christian and jewdial teachings as well as the budist and hindu philosophies, I find that people have used religion to justify countless atrocities thoughout history. were I to attend church i'd be a hypocrit. (Hyde from That 70's show)

My story is a lot like your, only more interesting because it involves robots. (Bender from Futurama)

Bum dududum dududum dum shiny scalpel! Bum dududum dududum dududumdum I'm gunna slice him up! (The Tod from Scrubs)

People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. (V from V for Vendetta)

Behind this mask are ideas, and ideas are bullet proof. (V from V for Vendetta)

Stan, you're holding a gun to gods head. I can't even think of a better metaphor than this. (god from American Dad!)

-Random Stuff-

Check out all six episodes of Smartish, the Rocky Paper Scizors spin-off, and the Unbelievable Tyler-Man trailer on my Youtube account - http://www.youtube.com/user/ojex0

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Ending Notes-

well, summers here so I should be able to update more often. no promises though. Ive got a few big video projects lined up that also involve some writing, so I'm very busy. But on a better note, Im getting my drivers lisence soon! finally!