Hi, I'm Ojex XIII, but just call me Ojex.

about me... let's see here...

Name - Joe

Age - 16

Gender - Male

location - nowheresville USA, thats where

Favorite stuff - (video game) Brutal Legend. Welcome to Hell Yeah!. (movie) Zombieland is the funniest movie I've seen come out this year. (TV) Ive been watching CSI alot recently, mostly because its the only thing on when I get home. (Cartoon) Total Drama Island... Canada now rules the cartoon relm. (comics) Deadpool, hands down. funny, action packed, pure awesome! (books) can really decide on a specific book, but anything my Scott Westerfeld has been peeking my interest lately.

-Current Stories-

X-Men: To the End - this is basically what I think the fouth X-men movie will be like. While Storm, Wolverine, Emma Frost and Bishop were away the institute was attacked by three strange mutants and had to be defended by the stutdents. at the same time Storm and Emma met with Beast about a plan made by Bolivar Trask called Project Sentinal. Hank ended up returning to the mansion with them. at the same time Wolverine and Bishop were searching for a girl in the forests near Alkali Lake. they met a young man named James Proudstar (Warpath) who helped them track her. the girl and Wolverine fought (since they had the exact same powers including the claws) and she was eventually captured by Bishops net gun. they ended up bringing Warpath back with them to the institute. Later, a group of students consisting of Iceman, Pyro, Shadowcat, Gambit, Jubilee, Wolfsbane, and Morph were gathered by Storm and Beast to form the new X-Men. Magneto has renamed the Brotherhood his Acolytes, consisting of Mystique, Toad, Sabretooth, Juggernaut, Multipleman, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Avalanche, Caliban, and led by himself. Apocalypse has turned Warren into the new Horseman of Death. It has been revealed that the wild girl found in Canada, Laura Kinney, is in fact a clone of Wolverine. I'm considering including Deadpool somewhere along the line, since I'm a huge fan of the character and his origins are in X-Men mythology, but I'm not sure if I will yet.

X-men Origins: Mystique - an origin story for, you guessed it, the x-men trilogies blue beauty: Mystique. so far its told how Raven Darkholme first discovered her powers and how she ran away from home. ten years later, shes in Egypt where she battled a mutant named Legion. She later follows a little girl (actually Storm as a todler) to the home of Amahl Farouk, a.k.a. the Shadow King, an underworld crime lord in Cairo who uses mutants to do his dirty work. she managed to rescue Ororo and burn down Amahl's home, but Amahl and his two henchmen (Legion and Azazel) survived and vowed revenge. it should be noted that Azazel looks uspiciously like Nightcrawler, only red.

Total Drama Dynamite - one of those "send me a character" stories that I couldnt resist doing. Ive already picked the 20 characters. In the first challenge, the campers were tricked into thinking that they were staying at Playa de Losers and their challenge was to get themselves to Wawanakwa. the Eagles ended up losing and Chance was the first sent home. After the second challenge, the mine maze, Naomi is voted off. In the third bonfire ceremony, it was Sam who got the boot despite her amazing performance in the challenge. Nick was fourth to go because the others on his team thought he was a traitor after learning of his alliance. Carolina was fifth to be sent home, seemingly because she didn't think to call professionals for the party challenge like Russell did. Harper was voted off sixth because his teammates thought he didn't contribute enough to the challenge. It's been hinted that Harper will be seen again, though whether this means he'll be back in the competition or if there will be a chapter at Playa de Losers is unknown. the seventh to be voted off is Dylan who didn't even hesitate to kiss Payton for the challenge, angering both Payton and Allister.

Undead Drama Island - Something stranging is happening at Camp Wawanakwa. Steve the camera guy is hit with a mysterious illness which turns out to be a zombie virus and he ends up infecting the rest of the camera crew and all of the interns. To make things worse, one of the zombies got to Eva! Now the campers, Chris and Chef are trapped in the mess hall with zombies surrounding them on all sides and they're trapped with zombie Eva!

-Upcoming Chapters-

X-men: To the End Chapter 6 - This story is moving along slowly but surely. The next chapter will involve the New X-Mens first training session as well as Laura getting a tour of the institute.

X-Men Origins: Mystique Chapter 4 - Now that the Egypt arc is over, I think I'll be moving the story a few years into the future. I'll explain how Mystiques powers affect her aging as well as go through her European adventures in the next few chapters.

Total Drama Dynamite Episode 19 - Rush, based of the Syfy channel show "Chae". Chef is in charge of this challenge due to Chris being in some legal trouble (the cause of which was explained in the previous challenge). First, Chef disolved the teams. Then he sent the eleven remaining campers into the woods, planning to release "hunters" later. He left them with one warning: "It's not necessarily a good thing to win this challenge."

Undead Drama Island Chapter 5 - Eva, Tyler, Sadie, Justin, Beth, DJ, Lindsay and the Bear have all been zombified. Gwen has spotted the previously MIA Trent. The remaining campers have regrouped and are on their way to the bunker... and theres a traiter in their midst. Who among the campers is working for the mysterious men in the Canadian Rockies? you'll have to wait and see.

-Future Stories-

A Tale of Two Time - I know I said I wasn't going to do another story in my Fifth Dragon series, but I can't get this idea out of my head and I set it up at the end of Begun By Blood anyway. Anyway, as the title suggests, this story will focus on two different time lines. The first will be involving the cannon characters (along with my OCs) battling Lilith (a mysterious female from towards the end of BBB claiming to be Prides sister). Meanwhile, in a possible future, their children (Riku, Bonny, and others) will battle a force I'll name later, because in this future their parents failed to stop Lilith. Im not confirming this, but Im hoping to make the Xiaolin Showdowns more prominant than they were in Seven Sins or Begun By Blood.

Kingdom Hearts III - Ive wanted to do a KH3 story for a long time. Im going to do my best to think of a plot that actually fits into what little is known about the upcoming KH game (Birth By Sleep), so it will involve Terra, Aqua, Ven, Vanitas, Master Xehanort, and the Unversed. I'll also be introducing Mortimer Mouse (another old enemy of Mickey). Right now Im in the process of writing a plot outline for each world (I've already chosen which worlds will appear, total 18, with only 6 worlds being revisited).

No Mercy - Inspired after replaying the No Mercy campaign in Left 4 Dead, it will be a retelling of No Mercy from Zoey's point of view.

X-Men: Nation M - a planned sequel to "X-Men: To the End". It will mostly follow the "Genosha" story line from the comics while including elemints from other stories that I will set up in "X-Men: To the End". however, I dont know if I'll do this considering I'm barely started on "X-Men: To the End". If I manage to make it through "X-Men: To the End" and "X-Men: Nation M" I will do a third story following one of my favorite X-Men stories of all time.

Spider-Man 4, 5, and 6 - With my recent cancellation of World Apart, my Fusion Fall fic, I've decided to move ahead with my Spiderman 4 story. Still not sure if I will do 5 or 6 though. I wont reveal who the main villain(s) is yet (for those of you who remember what the previous post on this story said, lucky you), but I can say that the presence of someone bigger than any of the main villains I introduce will be felt throughout all three stories.

Zodiac XII Trilogy - an original story Ive tried once before, and Im deciding revive. The stories revolve around a group of twelve teenagers who are given powers by the Olympian Gods to help them defeat a mysterious enemy. The trilogy will include "Dominion of the Dead", "Treasure of the Titans", and "End of Eternity". If I can, I'm going to try to get these actually published.

Untitled Scifi Story - A story Ive been working on set in a future where the human race shares the Earth with an alien race known as the Drok (this name could change in time). The story revolves around a female mercenary named Andromeda who is hired by a group of Drok to kill a young human man named Jude. while attempting to to get the job done, the house is attacked by a group of human extremists, who Andromeda has a personal grudge against, who also want Jude. She then decides to protect Jude (along with a thief named Carla who gets caught in the crossfire). As with my ZXII trilogy, I hope to get this published.

Untitled Time Travel Story - A group of scientists are sent on a rescue mission billions of years into the future to an earth where nature has regained control, evolution has created horrifying creatures, and humans no longer exist. As with my ZXII trilogy, I hope to get this published.

-Finished Stories-

Xiaolin Showdown: The Fifth Dragon - My first finished story here on fanfiction. it follows the new adventures of everyones (or atleast fans of the shows) favorite Xiaolin monks and their latest recrute as they gather new Shen Gong Wu, battle Jack Spicer, Wuya, Chase Young, and Hannibal Roy Bean, and discover that some feelings dont just stop at friendship. pairings include RaiXKim and ClayXOC. rated T for language and violence. according to many of my reviewers, its definatly worth the read.

Seven Sins - A sequel to The Fifth Dragon. This follows the continuing adventures of the Monks, Saya, and four new students (NOT DRAGONS!! I cant stress enough that theyre not dragons). together, these nine young heroes face off against the Seven Deadly Sins, quite possibly the greatest evil ever to walk the earth. pairings include RaiXKim, ClayXOC (Saya), OmiXOC (Mimi), JackXOC (Nina "Sloth") and one OCXOC pairing (Julia and Elena (I have no problems with homosexuals and if you do thats your problem). rated T for language, violence, crude humor and strong content. according to my reviewers it's better than the first.

Begun By Blood - the sequel to Seven Sins and the final installment of The Fifth Dragon trilogy (at the moment). this story continues to follow the adventures of the young monks as they battle the Seven Deadly Sins. pairings are same as Seven Sins. rated T for language, violence, crude humor and strong content. definantly worth the read according to my reviewers.

Xiaolin Show-off - This is a big parody of the first episode of the show. join Omi, Rai, Kim, Clay, Dojo, Jack, Wuya and (my personal favorite) Rap Master Fung as they search for the first three Shen Gong Wu: the Middle Finger Flip Coin, the Two Ton T-shirt, and the Eye of Dumbshit. contains jokes about everything from Star Wars to god knows what.

Xiaolin Show-off 2: Rise of Jingle Jangle Jong - a sequel to the original Xiaolin Show-off. this shows the continuing adventrues of Rai, Kim, Omi, Clay, Dojo, Rap Master Fung, Jack Spicer and Wuya as they gather more Wu and Wuya recreates the most diabolical force known to man... and monkies: Jingle Jangle Jong. contains jokes about everything from the matrix to canada.

A Story for Another Time - This is a oneshot connected to my "Fifth Dragon" trilogy. while its not going to be the last installment, chronologically it is the ending. It follows Kim's life fifteen years after the end of Begun By Blood, going through an afternoon with her husband, Rai, and her kids, Riku and Bonny. After that part it skips to a weekend where all of the former Xiaolin Monks gather at the temple to honor their fallen friends. This will lead into A Tale of Two Times.

-Shen Gong Wu I've created-

Chiyu Box: cantains an infinate amount of small yellow tablets that can heal any wound and cure most diseases

Hitsuji Hammer: a hammer that contains amazing strength

Memory Charm Bracelet: can rearange and recreate any persons memories

Yajuu Card: can summon any mythical creature

Sleeping Boar: turns into a huge golden boar that goes on a destructive rampage and breaths fire

Combo-Sickle: forces two or more objects to stay physically connected

Mariachi Sombrero: grants the user amazing dance moves and play Mexican Mariachi music when activated

Canine Crossbow: shoots dog-shaped darts that home in on the target and explode on contact

Goliaths' Golem: turns into a gigantic stone sentry that can control and merge with rock and earth and can speak multiple languages

Sapphire Gauntlet: creates an unbreakable forcefield around the user

Emerald Gauntlet: the user can shoot powerful plasma blasts from thier arms

Ruby Gauntlet: the user is literally turned into a shooting star (causes a lot of damage to suroundings)

Diamond Gauntlet: creates an energy sword

Amethyst Gauntlet: reveals lost truths

Mushas Sword: summons an ancient war spirit

Bengoshas Shield: summons an ancient guardian demon

Roosters Crow: emit an earsplitting, almost deafening screech.

Oni's Jewel: it creats an eerie and depressing feeling in the surounding area, rendering anyone around completely depressed and unable to fight.

Phoenix Emblem: negates the effects of the Oni's Jewel for the wearer only.

Lucky Cricket: Grants the user amazing luck in whatever activity they are doing. however, the user also has equally bad luck later on.

Chimera's Breath: A torch that, when breathed on, shoots a jet of flames from its top.

Quasar Cube: a diamond like cube that transports the user to a random point in time and space. extremely dangerous.

Skulls of Mento: a pair of skulls (one made of rubies, the other sapphires) that allow the two users to talk to each other no matter how far apart they are.

Odin's Eye: a golden monocole that allows the user to temporarily see through the eyes of another.

Lilypad Geta: a pair of wooden sandles that allow the user to walk on water (actually created by Captain Sangi, another user on fanfiction, but he asked me to use it for him)

-MY OCS-

Xiaolin Showdow

Name - Saya. Age - 16. Sex - Female. From - China. Background - Saya is Omi's adopted sister from when they were very young. appearently, shortly after Omi was adopted by a family that family was killed in an unfortunate car crash and the two youngsters were sent to the Temple. She is the Dragon of Lightning.

Name - Rush. Age - 15. Sex - Male. From - Kenya. Background - Rush is a young man from Kenya. His past is vague, but a few things are certain. He is old friends with Raven, he has a bit of an attitude problem, and he can fight with the best of them.

Name - Julia Marsh. Age - 15. Sex - Female. From - Sydney, Australia. Background - Julia is lucky enough to have lived all over the world and know several languages. She was born in Los Angeles, briefly lived in Rio de Janiero, and lived in Sydney after that.

Name - Mimi Cooper. Age - 13. Sex - Female. From - Paris, France. Background - Mimi is a typical teenager from France. she is strong and independant yet sassy in nature and is not above making the occasional joke. however, she also occasionaly experiences cases of low self esteem and depression, though these are very very rare. she came to the temple wanting to get away from her parents.

Name - Elena Murrieta. Age - 15. Sex - Female. From - Barcelona, Spain. Background - Elena is a typical teenager from Spain. she came to the temple for a new experience and got more than she barganed for. she prefers life at the temple over her boring life in Spain, however.

Name - Raven. Age - 14. Sex - Female. From - Kenya. Background - Raven is an old friend of Rush's from his home town. She is mute.

Name - Pride. Age - over 1500. Sex - Male. From - unknown (suposedly china). Background - Pride is the first of the Seven Deadly Sins and their leader. he has amazing magical abilities with almost no limit. 1500 years ago, he formed the original sins and battled Dashi. Pride is a merciless and unfeeling warlord.

Name - Wrath. Age - unknown. Sex - Male. From - Unknown. Background - Wrath is the second of the Seven Deadly Sins and both of his arms have been replaced by mechanical ones, one a three fingered claw and the other a gatling gun/cannon.

Name -Wrath II. Age - unknown. Sex - Male. From - unknown. Background - The new Wraths past is entirely unknown. however, it is know that he is a skilled marksman and seems to be obsessed with projectile weapons. Wrath could possibly be, and probably should be, considered insane. It has been pointed out that he's a comic book and a Pirates of the Caribbean fan.

Name - Gluttony. Age - unknown. Sex - male. From - unknown. Background - Gulttony is the third of the Seven Deadly Sins and has no known powers in particular. his past is almost entirely unknown. he is comically obese, despite being a very serious character.

Name - Gluttony II. Age - unknown. Sex - Male. From - unknown. Background - The new Gluttony seems to be a very primitive, though intelegent, man relying on brute strength. he has yet to speak, though this is because he chooses not to, not because he cant. Gluttony has been revealed to be the older brother of the current Sin of Greed as well as another OC, Charity.

Name - Greed. Age - 18. Sex- Male. From - unknown. Background - Greed is the fifth of the Seven Deadly Sins and has powers very similar to Lust, with the exception of the berserker power which grants him amazing strength, speed, and magic for a short time. his past is almost entirely unknown.

Name - Greed II. Age - unknown. Sex - Female. From - unknown. Background - The new Greed seems to be a very polite person, as shown when she offered wine to the monks before their fight. she seems to be of middle eastern decent. She is shown as being a ruthless fighter, possibly by passing the original Greed in his berserker form. Greed has been revealed to be the younger sister of the current Sin of Gluttony as well as the older sister of another OC, Charity.

Name - Nina "Sloth". Age - 16. Sex - Female. From - USA. Background - Nina is the sixth of the Seven Deadly Sins and has the ability to control an army of undead soldiers, which she rarely uses prefering to fight herself. She, unlike the other Sins, didn't agree to join because of greed, but more to get freedom from her unbearable past.

Name - Gabriel "Sloth II" Spicer. Age - 20. Sex - Male. From - USA. Background - Gabriel is Jack Spicers long hated older brother. Like Nina, he can also control an army of undead soldiers and, unlike Nina, uses them to their fullest potential.

Name - Envy. Age - 18. Sex - Male. From - unknown. Background - Envy is the seventh of the Seven Deadly Sins and has the ability to take anything he chooses from anyone he wants. his past is almost entirely unknown. he has shown the ability to shapeshift.

Name - Jet. Age. 16. Sex - Male. From - Rome, Italy. Background - Little is known about Jet or his sister Jess. He was born and raised on the streets of Rome, Italy and has recently sunk to the level of theft in order to stay alive . despite his background, he is a very kind hearted (and often comical) person and will do anything for the people he loves.

Name - Jess. Age - 15. Sex - Female. From - Rome, Italy. Background - Little is known about Jess or her brother Jet. She, just like her brother, was born and raised on the streets of Rome, Italy. Jess is a very religous person and takes being catholic very seriously (though on some subjects she prefers not to take the catholic approach). Its been hinted that Jess might be homophobic when she learned that Julia and Elena are gay, but she tries not to make a big deal out of it.

Name - Chief. Age - over 1500. Sex - Male. From - Kenya. Background - Little is known about Chief at the time, but what is know is very important. Chief lived and fought along side Guan, Chase and Dashi 1500 years ago and (like two of the three) is still alive, though he hasn't aged as gracefully as Guan or Chase.

Name - Riku Pedrosa. Age - 15. Sex - Male. From - Post apocalyptic NYC, 2032. Background - Riku is Kimiko and Rais teenage son from 25 years in the future and twin brother of Bonny. Riku had a rather dark personality and was easily angered, especially when it came to the subject of his father.

Name - Bonita "Bonny" Pedrosa. Age - 15. Sex - female. From - Post apocalyptic NYC, 2032. Background - Bonny is Kimiko and Rais teenage daughter from 25 years in the future and twin sister of Riku. Unlike Riku, Bonny was much more cheerful and openly showed her emotions in most situations.

Name - Charity. Age - unknown (mid teens). Sex - female. from - Middle East. Background - Charity is the younger sister of both the current Sins of Greed and Gluttony and hates them both with a passion.

Name - Raphael. Age - unknown (definatly 50 or older). Sex - male. From - Russia. Background - Raphael is the leader of the Mascow branch of the rebellion against the Seven Deadly Sins in "Begun By Blood". not much else is known about him. however, I originally planned for him to be Vlads father, but decided against this and just made him an old man instead.

Name - Zofu. Age - 14. Sex - male. from - Kenya. Background - Zofu was Rush's best friend back in their home town. only seen in flashbacks.

Name - Lilith. Age - over 1500. sex - female. from - unknown. Background - Lilith is Prides "sister" . She does have diobolical plans of her own which I may use in a 4th installment of this series if I choose to do one.

-My Favorite Quotes-

Tradition be damned (Brian K. Vaughan, the original author of Marvels Runaways)

I believe... that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process! (Bill Engvall)

I believe... I'll have a scotch!... oh, wait, I've already got one. (Ron White)

How dare you disrespect me, your country, and your mamma! (Yelling guy in the Tide to Go commercial)

Smokin'! (The Mask)

Somebody stop me! (The Mask again)

Barbosa: There's not been a gathering like this in out life time. Jack: And I own them all money. (PotC 3: At Worlds End)

They say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the kind you only have to fire once! That's how dad did it, that's how america does it, and its worked out pretty well so far. (Tony Stark in the Iron Man movie)

If you want piece, prepare for war. (Frank Castle in the Punisher movie)

I'm tired of you telling me what to do you son of a bitch! (Zetto from TTA, by Kirbopher15)

Yay! It's the power rangers to the freakin rescue! (sarcasm) (Kirb from TTA, by Kirbopher15)

Oh freaking RAPTURE! (Zetto from TTA, by Kirbopher15)

Hmm hmm, Woosh-a-doodle! (Renaldo from Go Go Parody Rangers, by kirbopher15)

Bite my shiny metal ass (Bender from Futurama)

Dont know, dont care, dont ask me again (thats me!)

If you utter so much as one syllable I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish... if youd like to fax me press the star key (the grinchs answering machine in the movie)

Monster? I'm not a monster... I'M A GOD! (Mecha Sonic as seen in Super Mario Bros Z by Alvin Earthworm)

certainly you have to be lost in order to find a place that can not be found (Barbosa from PotC 3)

aaaaaaaaaallll righty then! (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

I know now why you cry... but it is something I can never do. (The Terminator in T2)

Nothing in life worth having comes easy. (Dr. Kelso from Scrubs)

So you've got a tank. Big woop, wanna fight about it? (some guy from family guy)

Theres about as much chance of Matthew McConaughey playing Steve Rogers as there is of Jesus moonwalking across the Sahara desert singing Nicklebacks "Rockstar" in a thong. (dunno who said it but its freakin hylarious!)

Nothing, nothing at all, shut up, go away! (me again)

While I respect the christian and jewdial ethics, as well as the budist philosophies, and of course the teachings of Muhamed, I find that people have used religion to justify countless atrocities thoughout history. were I to attend church i'd be a hypocrit. (Hyde from That 70's show)

My story is a lot like your, only more interesting because it involves robots. (Bender from Futurama)

Bum dududum dududum dum shiny scalpel! Bum dududum dududum dududumdum I'm gunna slice him up! (The Tod from Scrubs)

People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. (V from V for Vendetta)

Behind this mask are ideas, and ideas are bullet proof. (V from V for Vendetta)

Stan, you're holding a gun to gods head. I can't even think of a better metaphor than this. (god from American Dad!)

-Random Stuff-

Check out all on stuff on Youtube, http://www.youtube.com/user/ojex0

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Ending Notes-

Well, homework and job hunting is killing me at the moment, so dont be surprised if I dont update as often as usual.