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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts. I will be taking a leave of absence to edit my stories and think of new chapters since I am suffering from severe writer's block. I have also decided not to post chapter stories until I have finished writing them completely for quicker updates. Alright guys, claps for me, I have a fictionpress account! Until I post some stories I can't give you guys a link, but my pename is KennyG. Hello again, my current obsession is yaois (specifically NejiSasu and KuroFai). Please be nice, and when I say nice, I mean don't provoke me or you won't live long enough to regret it! Oh! And for those that decide to flame me, I'll dedicate a nice little oneshot to you, one that's guaranteed to annoy you and make you hate me more! (-.- See how much I care?) Tempt me too much and I'll make sure to flame you back with gasoline and a blowtorch! . I'm a sarcastic bitch and I'm not afraid to use it to my advantage! . Favorite characters: Fai, Kurogane, Yue, Suppi, Neji, Sasuke, Gaara, Koga, Sesshomaru, Dark, Saotoshi, Hao, Yoh, Amidamaru, Doh-Hyun, Eclipse, Suoh, Nokoru, Fang, Iggy (that's all I'm willing to write) I WILL say this a lot: Shut it. Yer point? At least now we know you have a higher IQ than a grapefruit. You STUPID! IDIOTIC! (long string of colorful words shortly after) And we care... because...? Idiot. Why don't you take it and SHOVE IT UP YOUR A! How CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!! Somebody gag me. HOLY JESUS MOTHER FING HELL! (in cases of extreme shock) Shove it So stick that in your juice box and suck it. OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it. I tried to see things from your point of view but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass. Bravo, you really know how to make an ass out of yourself. You're funny... well, at least your face is. Please excuse my blissful fangirl moment. Me? Sarcastic? Noooooo... Have a nice day (somewhere else) You say weird like it's a bad thing. In this situation I will react this way: Some totally standard soap opera "cute" drama. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SO CUUUUUUUUTE! Gag Me. Totally uncalled for flame or just being rude to me overall. ... You picked the wroooong bitch to mess with Final exams week. ~yawning and falling asleep, not caring~ Yaoi/Slash (ha ha, grammatic irony) -SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL- By the way... The next person to tell me God doesn't allow for homosexuality is gonna get a can of whoopass opened on 'em. People keep telling me it says in the Bible gays can't marry. SEND ME THE F--ING PAGE AND LINE NUMBER AND WHAT BOOK!! Can't find it? Then don't freakin shoot off your mouth when you don't know what you're talking about. Also... feel free to PM me if you have anything to say about my profile or whatever. I'll listen to your opinions (with more patience than when I wrote the little section above) calmly. Unless you're rude about what you say you have no need to fear any bitchiness back. Fave random stuff: I absolutely, positively LOVE to laugh Ice Cream/ Cheesecake/ Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream Reading Writing/ Drawing Guys (it's fin to watch them play football in the baby pool during P.E. SCORE!) Yaois (in general) Stories in progress: Betzabel (abandoned) The Really Long (and I mean loooooooong) Mission (currently being scrapped and rewritten) Alliances (abandoned) Sick (see note for The Really Long Mission) Finished stories: Straying Thoughts Hungry By the way, my stories have references to other stories I have written. Just warning you in case you don't understand a couple of things. On a lighter note... (I copied this from DancingDragonBlaze who copied this from someone else) ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. Quotes (most of these fit me) I'm not so good on the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa... no. Same shit... different day I'm in shape! Round is a shape Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that! Crunk: to be crazy and drunk at the same time Brunettes will NEVER be the new blonde. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. I trip UP the stairs If the shoe fits... buy one in every color! I know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words. I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it. Shut-up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again. No I WON'T go to hell, I've got a restraining order. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems... Somewhere a village is missing their idiot. Yo mamma is so fat even Neji can't see through her. OH! Stop talking, I'm out of asprin. Yeah well, your mom thinks square roots are vegetables! Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. The FBI is not your friend. If you can't laugh at yourself I'll be glad to do it for you. Sweetie, you're about as fake as the rumors you spread. I'm not cynical, everything just sucks. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmade I shall not point to the dark mark and shout, "To the batmobile, Robin!" It's not that I'm a bitch, I just don't like you. Muffins are just ugly cupcakes, but we love them anyway. You're funny... looking. Cheers! To another awkward moment. She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face. We are all pretty bizzare, some are just better at showing it. He said: I don't see why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. She said: you wear pants don't you? We were always funny in that car crash sort of way. DUDE! That wasn't funny. When I said, "I'd hit that," I meant with my car. Someday, your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too STUBBORN to ask for directions. Procastinators UNITE... tomorrow. If at first you don't succeed. then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Someone is thinking about sex... OK... it's me We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. Yeah well... YOUR MOM! Oh... what now! Of course we come from monkeys, just look at your mom. If annoyed further I shall spork your eyes out. Welcome to Loserville! Population: you. Milk and cookies are so 1993... give Santa beer. Moo. I'm a pig. Come to the darkside. We have cookies. Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself. Bitch & you know it. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I won't think about guys, I won't think about guys, I won't think about guys, WHOA! That's a hot guy! Oh please, I don't turn heads, I fucking break necks. When poeple don't laugh at our jokes I don't think of it as a "you had to be there thing" but more of a "you have to be mentally retarded like us thing." Homework is not an option, my bed is sending out some serious nap vibes. I can't help myself. Life is like a pack of gum, I've yet to figure out why... I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours. I swear to drunk I'm not God! You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. I'm not short, I'm just unusually not tall. HAHA! I don't get it. A good friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend laughs at you and trips you again. A good friend would give you an umbrella when it rains, but a best friend will take your and say, "Run bitch, run!" Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet. A friend would call you a retard, but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Stress: when the body can no longer resist the urge to choke the living shit out of some asshole who really deserves it. Mornings should be illegal. I'll try to be to be nicer if you try to be smarter. Let me know if anything I say offends you. I may want to offend you again later. I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. Cute but psycho, things even out. Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world? Friends will be like like, "Well you deserve better." But best friends will prank calling him and saying "You will die in seven days." If you're gonna be two faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in alluminum foil. 42 muscles to frown muscles, 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and tell em to bite me. HAHA! Wait, what? Hapy thoughts... happy thoughts... puppies... ice cream... fat people falling over... Doctors say I have multiple personalities, but WE don't agree with that. "Yay! Not guilty! Sleepover at my house kids!" -Michael Jackson Brilliant: adj. 1. Marked by unusual and impressive intellectual acuteness 2. magnificent; glorious 3. me A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Genius by birth, slacker by choice. Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed. I don't only want to rain on your parade, I want to blow up all the floats. school: n. Hell with flourescent lighting 98 of teens are bringing sexy back but I'm in the 2 sexy never left We're with you whatever happens (you know, unless spiders are involved) 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor You mess with me and I'll mail !@# your back to you in a Pringles can. The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, I blame her for prostitution. I put the fun in dysfunctional! It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious! One day as you lay in bed and look at the stars you wonder... where the hell is my roof?! A good friend will come bail you out of jail... but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... we fucked up." No Tresspassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Save the earth! (it's the only planet with chocolate) I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I've got A.D.D. and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. You are: hot, sexy, nice, oops! Sorry, wrong person. Myspace: because we're really doing our homework aren't we? They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand... Oh look! A chicken! I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock... or something You are the diet coke of evil! We didn't do it. Nobody saw us do it. Can't prove anything. You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE! It kinda hurts... I hate you. Why? I need a reaon? Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night. Blonde: You were listening to candy? (I did that once when someone said they were listening to Eminem) People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. Supported by maffia... you hit me... we hit you. Six hours later I still hadn't written anything but I did win 7 out o 245 games of solitare. DON'T HIT KIDS! No, seriously, they have guns. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? What is that? A bird? A plane? No dumbasses, it's Superman. Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question, yes is the answer. SMILE! It confuses people. Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized! I don’t think the word “school” deserves to have the word “cool” in it. Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone thank you very much! I know you’re probably thinking ‘Oh no she didn’t!’ but I just so totally did! I don’t obsess, I think intensely. As I was wondering why Frisbees get bigger as they get closer… it hit me. I was going to take over the world by I got distracted by something sparkly. It’s a beautiful day, now watch some asshole fuck it up. It only seems like I'm a smartass because I'm surrounded by dumbasses. I'm not conceited, I'm simply aware of my sexy little self. Your trailer park called, their trash is missing. The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, & great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide? Just because I'm retarded doesn't mean I'm stupid! You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same. Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time! If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you. Mental Health is overrated. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge. The road to success is always under construction. I'm looking forward to regretting this. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not… English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! Can I get your picture? I collect natural disasters. I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity! Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Who laughs last, thinks the slowest. First law of science: don't spit into the wind. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised. Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. I dont need your attitude I got one of my own. Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper? Want my number? Call 1-800-GET LOST!! What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Randomness is the base of conversation. I hear high school's easier the second time around. Satan's from Canada! Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Never mess with guys wearing make-up. They mean business. Mommy...What're those two boys doing? If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige. People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems obvious now, but you'd be amazed at how many people don't think of it when it's relevant. Seriously, just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you? Fanfiction is for losers! Oh wait... When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Never tell your mom her diet isn't working. When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way. A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation." -Robert Bullock I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa. -Anonymous Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to alter it every six months. -Oscar Wilde Careful or you'll end up in my novel. I'm a multi-tasker. I can talk AND annoy you at the same time. Guys don't fall for me; I trip them. Keep your attitude, I have my own. Screw the rules I have green hair. Screw the money I have rules... wait, let's try that again. For what is a house but a cage to which parents anchor and chain their children to? Anime: more addicting than crack. Yay crack! I'm cooler; get over it. I'm not hyper... really. If drama was vodka our school would be wasted. Of course I'm mature. =p Must. Hide. Dead. Body. Shhhhh... I'm plotting. Congratulations, you have just redefied the term "psychotic" (totally me) Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing. Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die. Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here done. Don't you need a license to be that ugly. I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men, and other mythical creatures. Normal people worry me. Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there. I'm smiling, that alone should scare you. The dark is afraid of me. I'm not grouchy, everyone else is just too happy. Secret admirer: stalker with stationary. Bite me. On second thought, don't. Smile. It makes people run away. For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. -Douglas Adams I like deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Adams He attacked everythig in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. -Douglas Adams He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped there wasn't an afterlife. -Douglas Adams Humans are not proud of their ancestors and rarely invite them round to dinner. -Douglas Adams In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams Oh I heard every word. Individually they're fine, together? That's a whoooooole different story. -my daddy In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri really were small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. -Douglas Adams It is no coincidence that in no know language does the phrase 'As pretty as an airport' appear. -Douglas Adams The ships hung in the sky much the same way bricks don't. -Douglas Adams Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. -Douglas Adams You live and learn. At any rate, you live. -Douglas Adams Human beings, who are most unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of oters, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. -Douglas Adams He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. -Douglas Adams Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news which obeys its own special laws. -Douglas Adams Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. -Douglas Adams Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. -Douglas Adams Under every stone lurks a politician. -Aristophanes You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner -Aristophanes Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. -Bob Edwards When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. -Bob Edwards I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation. -Whoopi Goldberg A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. -Groucho Marx Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. -Groucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. -Groucho Marx I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance witht he cows until you come home. -Groucho Marx I find television very educating. Every time someone turns ont he set, I go into the other room and read a book. -Groucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.- Groucho Marx Love is never truly a question of what’s right and wrong in the world. Anybody who says that they can choose who they love obviously has no idea what they’re talking about. Love is cruel; uncaring to who you would ‘rather’ devote your affections to. Love is unforgiving and harsh to it’s little pawns that are set strategically in the game of life. You may wish for something different, but it’s truly not your choice is it? Love is a malicious bitch. -TillThatTime For people that hate stereotypes: you hate stereotypes and think ppl shoud just shut up and stop put this on your profile I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. stereotypes i fit under are bolded, italicized, and underlined!, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how gay stereotypes are!! 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If people say you're something you're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have done these things copy and paste them into your profile -started singing really loudly in public -Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have made any friends on this site, copy this to your profile and add to the family: digiwildfire, Lupe191919, Virtual Dragon of Oban ,palinana, DANCINGDRAGONBLAZE! Evil-Psychotic-Monkey-MUAHA Post this in your profile to brighten someone's day Too often we forget life's simple pleasures... Remember the next time someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but only 4 to extend your arm to bitch slap the mother fucker upside the head. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, BloodyEmoUchiha, Katara Uchiha, Kit Uchiha, Raining-Flames-and-Roses, Evil-psychotic-monkey-MUAHA 30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Katara Uchiha, Kit Uchiha, Raining-Flames-and-Roses, Evil-psychotic-monkey-MUAHA Quote of the Moment: Jokes Teacher: Donny, I hope I didn't see you cheating off of Donny's paper. Student: I hope you didn't either. Boy: Don't you think the principal is a dummy? Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Thank goodness. A little boy was overhead saying the prayer, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." The next day the grandfather died of a heart attack. A few weeks later, he said the prayer, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma." The next day, the grandma was hit by a bus. She died without feeling a thing. A few weeks later, the boy said, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." His father, of course, spent the rest of the next day panicking. His normally 10-minute drive to work took 45 minutes because he was being so extra cautious. When he got home from work, his wife said, "Honey, isn't this weird? The milkman dropped dead at the door this morning." A father took his young son to the supermarket. His son, who was sitting in the child's seat of the shopping cart and had a view of everything, was taking it all in with wide eyes. When they were at the register, the father noticed with alarm that his son was staring at the woman in front of them entranced. She was a very broad woman with her shopping cart nearly overflowing. The father did not dare try to distract his son knowing that snapping him out of his trance would occur in his son saying something (possibly rude) sooner rather than later. All of a sudden a beeper the woman was wearing went off. The little boy said, "Look out daddy, she's backing up." Ja Ne! 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage! If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions: 1. Have you ever read a six eleven fic before? No… but unfortunately I think they exist… 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? YES! YES! YES! TAKE IT OFF BABY!! (I mean the mask of course -coughcough-) 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? … um… I would think it would be the other way around, but whatever works for you… 4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? Yes. He’s either dying, losing his shirt, having ‘fun’ with his students, or some combination 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Maybe if they’re drunk… or sex deprived… 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I’ll go with 5/9, it’s considerably less incestuous 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Um… probably lecture her brother on having better taste… I think… 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Sai gulped nervously, thinking that he may be starting to understand the emotion called fear as crimson eyes devoured the sight of him shirtless and bloody (if I actually wrote that who would kill me?) 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I hope not 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Shikamaru You Ass! 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I was thinking about that earlier. Kakashi sees the sexiest damn thing since Sasuke panting and sweating… Neji shakin’ his ass like a STRIPPER! 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Not that I know of… 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NO… but I would 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? I don’t know. Get him to scream first. 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Internet is for Porn from Avanue Q! 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? If you ever see me, slap me for writing this… Hard… As hard as you can. 18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I can make it go away. 19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? GAARA HAS LEFT TO CELEBRATE HIS YOUTH AND JIRAIYA HAS GONE TO GUIDE HIM WITH ALL HIS EXPERIENCE AND WISDOM! 20. How emo is Seven? She’s the only sane one (if not a tad violent) | |||||||||
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