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The Talking Absol
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since: 02-27-07, id: 1229118, Profile edited: 09-07-08
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Movie X-overs, Invader Zim, and X-overs.

Yay! I figured out how to add people to my fav's! Thank you, all you wonderful authors, for letting me add you to my list! If you would prefer to be romoved for your own reasons, then just e-mail me! I certainly don't mind.

Okay, umm...Just to let you know, I have a long bio. so if you just wanna skip ahead to the stories/Fav. Author/Fav. Story part, go ahead. Not like anyone cares about my personal life anyway...JUST KIDDIN'!

Name: What's it look like?! The Talking Absol, at your service, dearies.

Age: No. NYA. :P

Gender: NOOOOOOO!! NEVER!! Sick perverts will hunt me down :hides:

Current Home: Earth.

E-mail: lightningfire@att.net

Current Works:

The Cronicles of the Creations: Book One
"The Trix Rabbit's Revenge"- Chapter Three Progress: Still in the thinking process, soon to be started.

A Nightmare Rides My Bus! Chapter Seven Progress: Um...>>

There's Always a Light in the Darkness Chapter Four Progress: Erm... Not started...

Black Bayou- Chapter One Progress: Got the first half done.

Works in the Future: These are works I work on in my spare time and don't have a priority...right now, that is.

Theatre Ghost- A Pokemon/Phantom of the Opera fic- but with my twist on it! Inspired by PinkFalcon's Phantom.

Killing Point Sort of like...an anger test show, but with lots of stupid humor and insanity. XD

A Cross-over fanfic which I won't explain right now...let's just say it's pry already been done...BUT NOT BY ME!! 8D Now we know it's going to be strange. Me and my perverted, twisted mind...

Eventually-Maybe-Okay-Pry-Not: Yeah...These are just random Ideas in my head. they'll probably get written...some day.

The Legendary Four- The final battle between the four most powerful kreations in the Cartoon Worlds. Karen- "The Demon", 1312- "The Angel", 1313- "Doomsday", and Whiskered Dragon- "The Reaper". I don't really know if I want to give away what happened during that battle, but it's barely mentioned in my stories, so it pry deserves some attention.

Ugh. That's All I can think up right now. I'll add more later, or when I remember.

Preferred type of story: I'll go for anyhting, but mainly Humor, Fantasy, or Adventure. Humor/Horror/Romance make a good combo, too, however.

Favorite Shows: Pokèmon, Naruto, Inuyasha, Xiolin Showdown, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Invader Zim, urk...ah...Oh yeah! And Codename: Kids Next Door.

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, and Mär.

Favorite Pairings/Shippings: Just a note, I'm a firm believer in, as I call them, "original couples", (cannon pairings) which means you'll see I like a lot of couples that most people like. MOST. I don't like yaoi (sp?) or any other gay pairing UNLESS it meets my approval by one- It starts out where that characters are just friends, then through several incidnets become "more", and two- NO nasty stuff. Ugh. I'm not against gays or gay marriage, but seriously people...So, in basic terms, only if it's well-written. I also LOATHE, I repeat, LOATHE OCxCannon stories. I used to like them, but I don't anymore, to make a long story short. I will read them for reviews by request, but I'm not saying I'm going to be nice.

Pokèmon:

Ash/Misty (ZOMG super fave!! Yeah, going spaztic here.)
May/Drew (or Brendan, depending on the type of story)
Brock/Susie (Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny)

Naruto:

Sasuke/Sakura (Admit it, she calms his emo-ness. Without her, he would've cut himself to bits now. 8D I don't hate Sakura completely...I mean, she does get a bit better in Shippuden.)
Naruto/Hinata

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha/Kagome (Yay:squeals and hugs:)
Sango/Miroku

Xiolin Showdown:

Ray/Kimiko

Teen Titans:

Robin/Starfire
Beast Boy/Raven (or Terra, but she BETRAYED HIM. :huggles and cries on BB:)

Avatar:

Aang/Katara
Toph/Sokka
Zula/Anything where her ass is kicked. A lot.

IZ: Eh. I just like humor for this area. :P

Zim/Gaz
Dib/Tak

KND:

Number 1/ Lizzie (or N.5, 'cause Lizzie can be annoying at times.)
Number 3/ Number 4 (ZOMG Another super-fave:goes spaz again:)

Horror Movies:

A NOTE: I have great animosity towards any horror icon pairings, and I loathe them more than I hate OCxCannon pairings, which is a lot. And I don't like it when people think they can pair themselves with the horror icons/Nightmares. No. Just, no. I DO, however, like it when they appear to like the charie but kill them in the end. If you want an idea of that, go read "Obsessed" by Miss Dark and Twisted.
A rant for another time...sigh.

A Nightmare on Elm Street Series:

Nancy/ Glen
Nancy/ Dr. Neil
Lori/ Will
Kia/ Linderman (He was my favorite...:'( )

Random:

Aiden (The Ring)/ Cecilia (Dark Water) Hooray for crack pairings! XD

Favorite Quote/Conversation of the Moment:

"Why do you guys hate your fans so much anyway? Don't they support you?"
"Yeah, but the touching and the 'ohing' and the severe...utter fangirl-ness of them..." (shivers)
-A conversation between Walter and the Nightmares. Hooray for shameless advertising! 8D

Favorite qoutes:

"Congrats, Lennie, it's a...squid." - K, MIB

"No, Elvis is NOT dead. He just went home." - K, MIB

"Ohhh...I'm sorry...was that your Auntie?" - J, MIB

"Can we panic now?"- Ron, HP and the C of S

"He seems to like you."
"How do you know?"
"Well, he hasn't tried to eat your face off for one thing." -Cormag and Artur discussing Cormag's Wyvern.

"Is Moscow in Africa?"- a student in my Biology class

"Why don't you give me a papercut and rub some lemon juice in it?!"- The Princess Bride

"Tim...you're leaking." - Eddie, at the Valley of the Moon's play "Monty Python and the Search for the Golden Key to Happiness." Ahhh...I'm gunna have to tell THAT story another time.

"My insurance does NOT cover PMS!" - 10 T.I.H.A.Y.

"It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!" - Sokka, A:TLA

"I'm gunna have to catch this on video!" - Ash, P. 2k

"That’s different," Brock said, nodding sagely, as if others should be so lucky as Ash to get the romantic words of wisdom Brock was about to tell him. "Girls like older men. They’re drawn to us like flies."

"Flies are also drawn to pokémon crap," Ash muttered.

- Slumber Party, by Lyxius. AAML, and a very good read. (the return of Ashley!)

The duck didn’t reply. Gritting his teeth angrily and clutching his staff in his grip, Donald leapt to his feet and charged at the foot while it rested on the ground. He bashed the end of his staff into the armor, screaming so incoherently in his duck voice that no expert linguist would ever be able to understand him. Goofy’s eyes went wide at the flurry of angry, incomprehensible words that poured out of Donald’s beak. Hell hath no fury like Donald Duck scorned.

- Kingdom Hearts, a direct novelization by hikaranko

"Not so fast!" Misty halted, brandishing her mallet. "LET’S LOOT THEIR CORPSES!" She roared in a battle cry.

"AAAAAH!" The bandits cried, getting beaten savagely by the three teens.

A few minutes later, the enemy bandits were now nothing more than a group of beaten bodies piled together. Ash, Brock and Misty continued their way to Viridian city, their wallets and backpacks a little heavier with their new items and cash.

- Legend of Final Destiny: The Gathering by Chaos-Paladin. Funny and lots of fighting!

Dib: "Horrible...Nightmare visions!"
Miss Bitters: "It's called life, Dib. Now go take your seat."

"Crazy House Motto-

If they crack, we're on track."

Officer: "Long-Distance communications back online."
Red: "Let's give our friend Zim a call."
Purple: "Yeah. I'm gunna make him hurt."
:turns on screen:
Zim: "MY BRAIN!! MY BRAIN!! Me hurting to think!!"
Red: "..." :mouth agap:
Purple:"...I'm going to throw up." :turns, floats off, and begins making upchuking noises:
Red: "...NO! NOT ON THE DOUGHNUTS!!"

-all three from Invader Zim, but different episodes.

"Some times I want to just jam a kunai through that stupid seal," Naruto growled, "and see how that damn thing likes being messed with."- Team 8 by S'TarKan

"No sir, I am a meat popsicle." -The Fifth Element

"We're on a Mission from God."

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

-The Blues Brothers

"Candy is dandy but liquer is quicker"- unknown

"MORE RUM, MORE FUN!" -our Jamaican tour guide on a cruise

"Oh look, a normal person! WITCH!!"- me

Even if you think it's wrong, it isn't your place to be judge jury and executioner. God has not made you the vessel of his divine will, to smite the sinners and saying so makes you sound like a crazy serial killer who the doctors diagnose with delusions of grandeur. If it DOES send them to hell, they're sending themselves and only themselves there, it doesn't hurt you any. Christianity was founded on nonviolence anyway! Just because something rubs you the wrong way doesn't mean it's wrong, just because you don't like a food doesn't mean it's poisonous. If it's genetic, you're not about to discriminate over skin color are you? If it's a choice, you're not about to discriminate over religion, are you? -zappakai on dA about Gay Rights

...Teen Creed...

Don't let your parents down, they brought you up.
Be humble enough to obey, you may give orders someday.
Choose companions with care, you become what they are.
Guard your thoughts, what you think you are.
Choose only a date who would make a good mate
Be a master of your habits, or they will master you
Don't be a show-off when you drive, drive with safety and arrive.
Don't let the crowd pressure you
Stand for something...Or you will fall for anything.

-By Lynn Kessinger

"And what woman can change the appearance her ancesters gave her? Because she is not pretty is she less a woman? Are not her feelings like any woman's: is it not her right to have a husband and home and children? It is well-known men have no wisdom in such matters: they believe that a woman's face is all she has forgetting that everything else is the same. They gather about the pretty woman, who is surfeited with them, and leave alone the odd woman. And I do not know why heaven has created ugly woman always good but so it is, whether here or in our own country, but what man is wise enough to know that?"- "The Good Deed" by Pearl S. Buck

"You are God's gift to you, and what you do with what you are is your gift to God."- George Foster

Hard Work will overcome talent when talent doen't work very hard...- poster

AAAND, that's about it.




1. There's Always a Light In the Darkness » reviews
Zim and co. go through a transformation that changes them...and perhaps the fate of their worlds...rated PG-13 for good-old gore, language, and torture. R&R, please!
Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,007 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 1-18-08
2. A Nightmare Rides My Bus! » reviews
AU A boy discovers that the movie monsters, or "Nightmares", aren't all that bad, and helps save them from a man mad with revenge. Rated PG13. Please R&R!
Movie X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,481 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 11-1-07
3. The Cereal Murders reviews
Murders are taking place on the Cereal Worlds, and the new woman that befriended the Trix Rabbit is the murderer...The problem is, she's actually helping the Cereal Cartoons. That, and she'll kill them if they tell anyone. Read, and drop a Review!
X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08
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