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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto. Hey. My name's Christina. I'm sixteen. I'm not a very good writer. Some of my earlier stuff I am most definitely not proud of. Recently I've been on a long term break because writing during school does not work for me. I'm building up a notebook full of stories soon to come, and they will ALL be published the second school lets out. Or Easter break. Whenever I can get a chance to stay home and do nothing. I don't have my own computer(i.e. a laptop) so all my stories are on my family's computer. Ergo, I will NOT be posting anything that is a bit too...graphic. Fav Naruto Characters. 1 Shikamaru 2 Temari 3 Tsunade 4 Kakashi 5 Hinata 6 Neji 7 Sakura 8 Naruto 9 Sasuke(on occasion) 10 Anko 11 Ino 12 Kiba 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (InoNeji) fanfic before? Not as the major pairing, but it was definitely there. 2) Do you think Four (Kakashi) is hot? How hot? Yes. Even with the mask, I already can tell he's a hottie. 3) What would happen if Twelve (Kiba) got Eight (Naruto) pregnant? No thank you sir. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Sasuke)? Yes, because I wrote one. 5) Would Two (Temari) and Six (Neji) make a good couple? Most likely not, but I did read one about Temari, Neji, and Shikamaru in a threesome. Which was pretty funny. 6) Five/Nine (HinataxSasuke) or Five/Ten (HinataxAnko)? Most realistic, SasuHina, but I seriously have my doubts on both. 7) What would happen if Seven (Sakura) walked in on Two (Temari) and One (Shikamaru) having sex? She'd take pictures, and then jerk off. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (TsunadexAnko) Fanfic. It started out as Anko being the D.D. for her drunk of a professor, but turned into so much more. AU. THERE, I DID IT. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (ShikaNaru) fluff? Probably, but if there is I shall shun the author and puke out my guts at the major wrongness of it. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (SakuKiba) Hurt/Comfort fic. With all the males that she'd ever loved out of her life for good, Sakura turned to her last resort and bawled her eyes out. And he really didn't mind. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Seven (Sakura) to de-flower Nine (Sasuke)? Drunkeness, bondage, and a little bit of lemon. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Tsunade) het? Most likely, since she's straight. 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Ino)? Most people really don't like Ino, because most people on my friend's list are ShikaTema writers. HAH! 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (TemaKakaHina)? I am quite certain no one has ever done this. 15) What might Ten (Anko) scream at a moment of great passion? "Bite me harder!!" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Naruto), what song would you choose? The Middle-Jimmy Eat World 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (ShikaNejiKiba) fic, what would the warning be? Warning, involves bondage. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Anko) to use on Two (Temari)? Sorry, you're so beautiful I forgot my pick-up line. That would probably work on me too. 19) How might Eleven (Ino) describe a relationship between Two (Temari) and Eight (Naruto)? "My God Shikamaru, Temari could do sooo much better than Naruto, I mean, she's obviously using him to mess with you and make you want her more. Shikamaru? Shikamaru?! Where are you going?" SLAM. "Holy shit!!" 20) How emo is Seven (Sakura)? Meh, she has her moments. My Loves: Good spelling and grammar, an ORIGINAL plot(the whole high school/getting a cold and being nursed back to health thing is SO over), and some comedy, but not overdone. A decent amount of metaphors and symbolism is always nice. And Shikatema. There should always be hopefully the TINIEST hint of Shikatema. Unless it really, really has nothing to do with the story. My Extreme Hatreds: People who say, 'Hate is a strong word' like it's a bad thing. Yes, it is a strong word. I am a strong person with strong opinions. Deal with it. Bad spelling. Der. An extremely overused plot(see above examples). But the number one thing that pushes my buttons is the use of Japanese in an English story. This drives me INSANE. Especially when people feel the need to translate it. WRITE THE DAMN THING IN ENGLISH OR NOT AT ALL. I don't mean to sound other language hating, but if the setting says 'English' I expect to read English. Not badly translated Japanese. Please don't try unless you know what you're talking about, it gives the rest of us a bad name. Also: Those profile things that say, 'Put this in your profile is you are totally random'. If you are truly random, why would you need a few sentences, which are just plain ridiculous things that I doubt any actually random people have ever said, to prove it? It should be obvious, if your randomness is as obvious as that post claims... Gomen-Sorry Gomen nasai- I'm so motherfucking sorry I just burned down your house and mother. Please take my Mercedes Benz and find it in your heart to forgive me. THIS IS A BIG DEAL YOU DON'T JUST THROW IT AROUND. Wakatte does NOT me 'I know'. It means 'understand', like the command. One would say, Wakaru, I understand, or Wakatta, I understood. I would like to point something out. 'Aa' does not mean yes. If you go to Japan, and someone says 'Are you lost?' and you say 'Aa.' they are going to think you're retarded. EVERYTIME YOU MISTRANSLATE, ZOMBIES EAT A BLIND MEERKAT. PLEASE, THINK OF THE MEERKATS... “I Uzumaki Naruto, future Rokudaime Hokage hereby proclaim that I will appoint Nara Shikamaru as my Chief Advisor and always listen to his advice. I also proclaim that Shikamaru has the world’s hottest girlfriend and that I am his personal bitch.” Yes sir you are. | |||||||||
1. The Other Woman reviewsCan Shikamaru's daughter deal with her dad dating another woman?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-12-09 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete2. Unbreakable Bonds reviewsBecause in the end, some things just can't ever be broken. Like them. NejiTen. A bit graphic, T for sexual references.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete3. The Princess and The Puppet » reviewsA sorceress with a frightening power is called to the Kingdom of Konoha with her loyal servant in tow. Will she be inclined to help them fight the evil Wizard Orochimaru, or will they all become her puppets? Shikatema.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-7-08 - Temari & Shikamaru N.4. The Calculator reviewsHanabi has always been cold. And it makes her great.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-08 - Hanabi H. - Complete5. Happily Ever After? » reviewsSakura is shoved into an arranged marriage with the powerful young ruler, King Sasuke. She brings her favourite retainer, Naruto, and her two best friends, Hinata and Temari. KakaHinaNaruSakuShikaTemaSasu. Enjoy my love hexagon.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 2-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.6. Bounty Hunting » reviewsSuperstar bounty hunter princess, Sakura Haruno is tracking a real bad boy in the slums of L.A. AU. Might expand, if enough people like it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.7. The Dojo reviewsThere is a dojo, that gives immense power, hidden in the woods.... A Team Seven drabble.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete8. Sailor Boy reviewsBuy a girl a drink, sailor?" SasuSaku, with the tiniest hintings of SasuIno, but only if you squint, or want it to be there.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. Shades of Orange reviewsHinata centric. Tangerine, titian, vermillion, carmon, peach, tangelo. Live the life of Hinata Hyuuga, the one she never wanted. Kudos to coconut mandarin!Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-08 - Hinata H. - Complete10. The Great Race » reviewsTsunade and Jiraiya are the two top competitors in the race to be elected Hokage in the Leaf Village. In a risky move, Tsunade sends two of her campaigners into Jiraiya's camp, the enemy territory. SasuSaku, ShikaTema, KibaIno.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 3-5-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.11. To Temari reviewsA Sand Sibs oneshot, with NO incest. This was originally my very dark Gaara-centric fic, but I have too much fun playing with Kankurou's humor. Shikatema, Kankurou gagging, all the essentials.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-08 - Gaara & Temari - Complete12. Angels and Demons » reviewsAn angel is found on the dance floor. A ghost wanders through minds, leaving a trail of chaos. A monster runs loose through the town. A vampire strikes in the cold days of winter. Shikatema,NejiTen, NaruHina, SasuSaku, in order of chapters.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 1-17-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete13. I hate you reviewsI hate you. A lot. I mean it Neji!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-28-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete14. Heros reviewsSasuke, Shikamaru, and Neji reflected about their girls. SasuSaku, Shikatema, NejiTen. Songfic, starring HeroHeroineNaruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 10-5-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete15. Favorite Color reviewsSasuke-centric. The history of Sasuke and his obsession with pink. SasuSaku. New spin on the aftermath of the Uchiha massacre.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete16. Fingernails reviewsA future fic, telling the story of blood and life. Temari centric. Character death, minor Shikatema, at the end.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-08 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete17. Mother Knows Best reviewsShika's mommy is MAD. Find out why, and finally get some character development on Nara Yoshino. Rated for mentions of naughty things....Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-14-08 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete18. Snowbound reviewsThis took me like ten minutes to write, so I'm sorry if it's bad. GaaSaku, my very first one! I'm really changing these days, eh? Character death, Shikatema, the works.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete19. Paperclip reviewsDecided to vent all my anger on you poor readers. The story is kind of weird, but it makes me feel better. Flames used to make s'mores. Flamers will be forcibly denied all s'moresNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-10-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete20. Spider Flowers reviewsShikamaru and Temari are newly married, and they ask Ino to make a speech. Oh boy, this should be good. Shikatema duh and slight InoKiba.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-31-08 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete21. Crack in the Mask reviewsBlah. Drabblish. I wrote this in chemistry and algebra, so it my not be my best. I thought it was a good idea.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-22-08 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete22. Hinata's Jacket reviewsRequest for Shins Lighter. NejiTen baby, yeah! Kind of ridiculous. TenTen is Chinese and lives with her aunt and uncle for this story. Peace and love babe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-18-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete23. Ninja Jackass: Alaskan Style! reviewsCraziest naruto fic by me, and first of the new year. Bravo! Naruto, Hinata, Lee, TenTen, Temari, and Shikamaru take a road trip to Alaska, or so they think...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-4-08 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete24. Same Odds reviewsRemade! I finally got around to fixing my formatting! AsumaxKurenai, Shikatema. High risk of teeth rotting. Don't own Naruto!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-07 - Asuma S. & Kurenai Y. - Complete25. Muffin reviewsShino eats muffins. Ino likes muffins. Shibi is very very perverted. Only hell can happen now! ShinoxIno! Rated T for frenching and languageNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-16-07 - Shino A. & Ino Y. - Complete26. Thing in a Box reviewsI must be on crack to write this. But we, Neji finds a screaming box and gets Lee. Only total hell can come next!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-07 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete27. All was Well reviewsShortest NejiTen ever no i didnt check tht. Basically I tried to sum up the general idea of this pairing. Reviews and comments are loved, flames used to roast Kabuto on a spit. PS: please check out my other stories, review for review!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-07 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete28. Hammered and Dangerous reviewsSpinoff from Storytime. Minami and Temari recall how Shino got the nerve to pop the question. Lots of booze required. Rated T for language. ShinoIno, Shikatemalight, GaaraOCNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-07 - Shino A. & Ino Y. - Complete29. Storytime reviewsShikamaru lies to his little girl every night. When Temari's friend Minami visits, will she finally hear the truth? ShikaTema, InoShino, slight NejiTen. Don't own narutoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-26-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete30. The Original No reviewsTemari's lonely and decides, with the help of her friend Minami, to place a personal ad. Warning: OC. Idea from possible side effects. Don't own naruto or possible side effectsNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-23-07 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete
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