My best friends are a drama queen, a tomboy with a Napoleon complex, a guy that everyone thinks is secretly gay, 2 football players, and a girl that thinks everything is connected to the mafia. We're just that random...

Quotes:

When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?

When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eye.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am strange and unusual.

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I don't understand! (Lori, when the computer froze on a picture of a zebra.)

I'M NOT GAY! (Clayton and Bradly)

It's blue and fuzzy!! (Me, Clayton, and Rachel)

Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? (Old Greg/Rachel)

Armwrestling! W00t! (Bradly)

"My trumpet could totally kick your trumpet's @!" "And yet, I'm first chair, and you're fourth..." "You have a point."(Clayton insulting my crappy trumpet.)

We have a test today? Oh crap! (David)

Jamie, I think our substitute wants to eat me... (Lori, of course)

I love you! I really, really... oh crap, nevermind... (David, when I let him copy my homework. Then he realized all my answers were wrong.)

I learned on 4/22/08, that my favorite blonde sixth grader, Wheeler, suffered a relapse into his cancer. Wheeler had Leukemia, and had battled with it since he was six. Wheeler's cancer didn't stop him from doing anything he wanted to, like, say, playing dodgeball with a crazy girl that's quite a bit older than him. So here's to Wheeler, the strongest boy I've ever met.