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Poll: Okay readers. I've been considering using AUTO from WALL-E as General Grievous's right-hand man for Star Pirates 2 and 3; part of my Pirates of the Caribbean parodies for the Cartoon X-Overs section. Should I? Vote Now!
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since: 03-01-07, id: 1230171, Profile Updated: 11-24-09
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Author has written 10 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, SpongeBob SquarePants, Futurama, Cars, Cartoon X-overs, Kung Fu Panda, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Name: Ericka. That's all you get!

Age: Hahahaha! Good one! Like I'm gonna openly say my age on the internet.

Birthday: January 30th.

Home: Fallbrook, California. What? You've never heard of it? It's the avacado capital of the world! (But I'm gonna move to Oceanside soon. Er, that's still in California by the way.)

Gender: Gee, my name's Ericka, I have crushes on guy characters, and the cartoons always call me a crazy fanfiction girl. Hmm. Doesn't that make me a girl?! If you answered "yes", you are correct. If you answered "no" or "I dunno"... You might have problems.

Sexuality: The hell kinda question is that to ask a lady?! (sigh) Fine. If you must know, I'm straight. (That means I'm attracted to guys and not girls.)

Likes: Drawing for my comic Sour Grapes; playing video games (like Kingdom Hearts and its sequal); listening to music; Muppets; Python-esque writing; lotsa other stuff.

Dislikes: Most hip-hop and rap (There are some exceptions though); Nazis; non con-crit flamers; idiots who can't write well; hatefics; fun-suckers (people who can't have fun and/or take the fun out of everything); troll-writing (stories purposefully written badly by people just write it to get attention); Racism; Sexism; The KKK (or whatever the hell they call themselves now); incest (family member/family member romance).

Things I'm Neutral/Okay With: Homosexuality (for the most part); school (I guess); moving (whatever).

Favorite Movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas; Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3); The Spongebob Squarepants Movie; Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; The Sound of Music; Star Wars (all eps.); Muppet Treasure Island; A Muppet Christmas Carol; The Great Muppet Caper; The Muppet Movie; Treasure Planet; the Lilo and Stitch movies; 300; Meet the Robinsons; The Die Hard series (yes, all four); The Great Mouse Detective; the Indiana Jones series (1-4); all of the PIXAR movies I've seen so far (Toy Story - Wall-E); Gremlins 1 & 2; O Brother, Where Art Thou?; The Green Mile (sob!); Young Frankenstein; Kung Fu Panda; Hook; Rain Man; Marathon Man; Last Chance Harvey; Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers; a whole lot of others.

Favorite TV shows: Spongebob Squarepants; Danny Phantom; Fairly Odd Parents; Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends; Camp Lazlo; Kim Possible; American Dragon Jake Long (the old animated vers.); Invader Zim; The Batman; Sonic X; Darkwing Duck; The Rescue Rangers; Duck Tales; Kids Next Door; CSI (any's fine, but the Las Vegas version's the best IMHO); Jimmy Neutron; Catscratch; Futurama; Death Note; Inu Yasha; Rocky and Bullwinkle; Monty Python's Flying Circus (WOOT! GO PYTHONS!); Moonlighting; 21 Jump Street; Chowder; many others.

Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl (I'm on the first one so far); Harry Potter (I'll get to the second one eventually); A Series of Unfortunate Events (Still looking for the fourth one...); Brain Droppings by George Carlin (funny as hell); Jeff Foxworthy's Blue-Collar Dictionary (1 and 2); Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck if... This is the Biggest Book You've Ever Read"; "The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action" by Wendy Northcutt; any of Edgar Allan Poe's or William Shakespeare's works

Favorite Plays: West Side Story; Beauty and the Beast; The Wizard of Oz; Me and My Girl. (Those are all of the ones I've seen so far. I could've seen "Singing in the Rain", but I had a ton of summer school homework that night, so...)

Favorite Video Games:
For Gameboy Advanced:
Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories; Mario Party Advanced; Lego Star Wars, Pokemon (any version's fine with me); Spyro Orange.
For Playstation 2: Shrek 2; Lego Star Wars (to quote someone from the Star Wars forums: Ha! Pieces!); Lego Star Wars 2; Star Wars Battlefront; Star Wars Battlefront 2; The Spongebob Squarepants Movie Video Game; Revenge of the Flying Dutchman; Kingdom Hearts; Kingdom Hearts 2; The Legend of Jack Sparrow; Hot Shots Golf Fore!; Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3; Cars; The Incredibles: Rise of the Underminer; Micro Machines V4; Lights, Camera, Pants!; Creature from the Krusty Krab (Giant Plankton rocks!); Nicktoons Unite!; Nictoons Unite: Battle for Volcano Island; Shrek 3; Shrek Superslam; Intellivision Lives (that old-fashioned tank game's hilarious!); Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (Woo-hoo! I passed the story mode for it in less than two days! My Video-game skills are building!); WALL-E (Oh come on! It's fun! Especially when you make AUTO mad. Or laugh! Hahaha! XD )
For Gamecube: Sonic Adventure Battle 2; Mario Party 7 (I finally own it!); Super Smash Brothers Melee; Sonic Riders; Super Mario Sunshine; Pokemon Colloseum
For ye good ol' Atari system: Mario Bros. (I was the queen of Mario Bros. in my younger days.); E.T.; Cubert; Pac Man; Ms. Pac Man.
For Wii (A/N: No, I don't actually own a Wii, but I've played it): Super Smash Bros. Brawl (totally awesome!)

Favorite Singers/Bands: Gah! Too many!

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Dustin Hoffman. (Marathon Man; Rain Man; Little Big Man; Kung Fu Panda; Hook; Last Chance Harvey; Meet the Fockers; Papillon; Kramer vs. Kramer; Tootsie; Outbreak) Seriously, he is very versatile in his roles to the extent of coolness!

The Pythons; Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin (Monty Python's Flying Circus; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Life of Brian; Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl) Their comedy rocks! And their show turned 40 this year! Happy (late) Birthday, Monty Python!

Character crushes:

Major: Davy Jones from Pirates of the Carribbean 2 and 3 (There's just something about him that I find unusually loveable.)

Thomas "Babe" Levy from Marathon Man (There's just some sort of attitude to him that I like. Kinda like me. Plus he's played by an in-shape Dustin Hoffman. How cool is that?)

Minor: Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama (He's simply adorable, and he reminds me a little of my dad in some sort of unusual way, and I always wanted to end up with someone similar my dad.)

Luigi Mario from the Mario games (He's shy, I'm shy. He's got blue eyes, I do too. He's thinner than his brother, I am too! We're a lot alike! No wonder I like playing him so much.)

Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective (OMG! Vincent Price was the perfect choice for him! His voice makes him sound so fantastically devious. I love it!)

Master Shifu from Kung Fu Panda (He is just so- Cute! Plus, he's voiced by- OMG! Dustin Hoffman!)

AUTO from WALL-E (His Macintalk voice is so neutral it's hawt! Heehee. M.L. (a.k.a. MuchaLuchaandMe) kinda got me to like him.)

Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D. from Monsters vs. Aliens (I know he's half-cockroach but he's smart and funny! Plus, he's got an English accent. I love accents!)


Upcoming Stories:
(Note: Some story ideas may be either added or deleted... More than likely added.)

Spongebob Squarepants:

ScribbleSandy and DoodlePat Doodlebob is lonely and becomes jealous of Spongebob's best friend Patrick and girlfrined Sandy, so he kidnaps them. Then Spongebob gets an idea: ScribbleSandy and DoodlePat! (Some Spongbob/Sandy and Doodlebob/ScribbleSandy.) Adventure/Humor; K+

Real Men Don't Blush "Spongebob, why're y'all blushin'? Was it somethin' I said?" "What? Who? Me? Blushing? Uh, d-don't be silly, Sandy. Real men don't blush..." Sponge/Sandy fluff. Oneshot. Romance; K+

A Day in the Life of LRH Ever wonder what LRH's life was like before Spongebob and the gang came to Atlantis? Well wonder no further! General/Humor; K

Atlantis Squarepantis: The Real Deal So you think what happened in Atlantis was really in the TV movie? Wrong! This is the real deal, folks! This is how things really happened! (Some Sandy/LRH, Monty/Carolyn (OC/OC) and one-sided Spongebob/Sandy.) Humor/Adventure; K+/T

One Kiss Before leaving Atlantis, Sandy gave LRH one kiss, and that one kiss has him wondering about its many meanings. Takes place after AS: The Real Deal. A fluffy LRH/Sandy oneshot. LRH's POV. Romance; K+

Me and My Squirrel Spongebob wants to propose to Sandy, but he thinks he's too late and that she's planning to marry LRH instead! Little does he know what's really going on... (Sandy/LRH?) Romance/Humor; K+

Love's a Royal Pain LRH visits Bikini Bottom and pours out his heart to Sandy only to have it shattered when she admits she loves Spongebob. But after he leaves he runs into Mindy and the two start to have a relationship, but what will happen when Patrick gets involved? (Spongebob/Sandy, Patrick/Mindy/LRH.) Romance/Drama; K+

My Big Spongey Squirrel Wedding It's Spongebob and Sandy's wedding day at last! But it turns out that their wedding may not be as perfect as it seems when he leaves Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs in charge of it... (Spongebob/Sandy, Patrick/Mindy, Mr. Krabs/Mrs. Puff, Monty/Carolyn, Pearl/?) Romance/Humor; Rated K+

Son of a Sponge! Spongebob finds out that Sandy's pregnant and goes to Patrick for advise about how to be a good father. Oh the crazy tips he'll give him... Humor; K+

Atlantean Nights Spongebob's son Spongey is kidnapped and a randsom note is left saying that Sandy has to marry LRH or else! Spongebob thinks LRH's to blame, but Mindy thinks he's been framed. Can she find out whose responsible and save Spongey before it's too late? (Slight Spongebob/Sandy, Patrick/Mindy.) Mystery/Suspense; T

Beauty and the Bubble Pearl goes out with D.B. on a date, but she's being spied on by her father and Spongebob. (Pearl/DB, slight Spongebob/Sandy) Humor/Romance; K

A Disasterous Date Barnacleboy goes out on a date with a girl named Bernice, but with Mermaidman going as his chaperone! (BB/OC) Romance/Humor; K

A-la Romeo and Juliet Spongebob stops by Sandy's house and stands below her bedroom window one night. Who knew that he knew Shakespeare so well? Mushy-gooey SB/SC. Romance; K+

Nutty-Nut Nutcracker That's right! The Spongebob gang is taking on that classic Christmas play, The Nutcracker! Yay! And yes, there is implied SB/SC. Parody/Romance; K/K+

Master Boat Driver? In His Dreams! Spongebob seems to be an expert driver in his dreams, so why can't he drive well outside of them? General/Humor; K

Sleep-Joyrider Spongebob sleepwalks to Mrs. Puff's Boating School and starts driving. This can't be good... General/Humor; K+

Homophobics Spongebob's parents are afraid that their son is more than just friends with Patrick... Slash-bashing? Not really. Implied Spat-ness if you squint? Maybe. General/Family; K+

Futurama:

Check Up Amy and Zoidberg meet for the first time during her check up, and they don't exactly give a good first impression on each other... Humor; K+

Roboto and Mutantet Professor Farnsworth has made arrangements for the Planet Express to perform a futurized version of Romeo and Juliet for the president with Leela as Juliet. The problem: the part of Romeo has to be played by a robot! (Fry/Leela, one-sided Zapp/Leela, and... Bender/Leela. Fry/Leela/Bender too.) Humor/Romance; T

Bending the Rules So why did I try to kill Leela when I was a were-car anyway? And why did I change my mind? Here's why, but you'll probably think I'm crazy... Bender's POV. One-sided Bender/Leela. Romance/Hurt/Comfort; T

Missletoe Mishaps "What happens under the missletoe stays under the missletoe." Observe what happens when four people ignore this wise warning about missletoe. (Bender/Leela, Amy/Zoidberg. Surprise ending included.) Romance/Humor; T

From A to Z Amy gives a valentine to Zoidberg and now he's infauctuated with her! How can Amy tell him they're just friends without hurting his feelings? Not easily, I assure you. (One-sided Zoidberg/Amy.) Romance/Humor; K

Men! What a mystery! Amy and Kif had a break-up and Amy's taking it hard, then two mystery people ask for Amy and Leela to see them on a double-date. Imagine their surprise when they see Bender and Zoidberg there! Friendship/Humor; T

Love's Tough Amy's taking her recent break-up with Kif hard, so Zoidberg decides to cheer her up, but things heat up when he accidentally tells her his feelings for her... Zoid/Amy. Romance/Hurt/Comfort; T

Bite My What? Bender gets in an accident and gets amnesia. Will the Planet Express crew help him regain his memories, or will they toy with his fragile mind? Humor; K+/T

Hold Me Amy's feeling lonely, so Zoidberg gives her a hug. Fluffy oneshot. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship; K

Spin That Bottle! Bender persuades his friends into playing a game of Spin the Bottle. And this game's gonna leave everyone a little mixed up afterwords. Warning: Will contains Fry/Bender/Leela, Amy/Zoidberg, one-sided Zapp/Kif, and one-sided Professor/Hermes. Humor/Romance; T

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends:

Wilt Thou Be Frankie? Part 1 of a Wilt/Frankie story. Wilt has had a secret crush on Frankie for years and he wants to tell her how he feels, but Mr. Herriman has rules against any residents having a relationship with the humans of Foster's. So with the help of Plankton, he does the one thing no friend has ever done... Romance/Angst; T

Broken Arm, Eye, and Heart Part 2 of a Wilt/Frankie story. After being rejected by Frankie, Wilt starts going into a deep depression. Meanwhile, Frankie's getting nightmares about what will happen to Wilt only to find out that she has deeper feelings for him than she thought. Romance/Hurt/Comfort; M

A Friendly Father Part 3 of a Wilt/Frankie story. Wilt and Frankie have now been secretly dating each other for a while. But one month later, Frankie finds out that she's pregnant. But when Bloo finds out, he tells Mr. Herriman and he decides to find out which one of the friends is responsible for this. Will he find out that it was Wilt? Will he discover Frankie and Wilt's relationship? If he does, what will he do to the two lovers? Romance/Humor; K+

I'm Your Valentine? Mac gets a Valentine card from Goo and Bloo automatically starts to think that she likes Mac. Valentine's Day oneshot. The couple may not be who you think. Humor; K

Disney:

Back to the Hundred Acre Wood Christopher Robin is grown up now and has children of his own. He has long forgotten Winnie the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Wood, but his youngest daughter is about to make him remember. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship; K

Basil and the Rescue Rangers One of Gadget's experiments leads to the characters from the Great Mouse Detective to come to the 21st century! And with Ratigan on the loose, it's up to Basil and the Rescue Rangers to bring him to justice! Can they do it? (A RR/GMD crossover.) Adventure/Humor; K/K+

Basil and the Rescue Rangers 2 Remember when I said Gadget's machine brought the Great Mouse Detective characters to their time? Well this time the machine leads them to the late 19th century in London, and now Ratigan's out for revenge on them all with a new ingenius scheme... Adventure/Humor; K/K+

The Demon Within An unspeakable horror is haunting Ratigan, and he needs Namine's help to stop it. But what if it's too late? AU. KH/GMD crossover. Horror/Supernatural; T

Basil in Halloweentown Basil suspects that Ratigan is up to something and the clues lead him to Halloweentown, where he and Dawson meet Jack Skellington. Together, the three discover a plot involving an evil team-up between Ratigan and Oogie. But how far along are they in their plans? GMD/NBC crossover. Adventure/Mystery; K+/T

Bill and Sally Bill the Lizard befriends an unusual girl named Sally Salamander, and that leads him through all sorts of unusual adventures and mishaps with her. Bill/OC friendship/gradual romance. Friendship/Romance; K+/T

Ratigan & Namine: Housemates In order to teach him how to be good, Namine takes Ratigan to live with her in the mansion in Twilight Town. Prepare for a lot of odd things! Namine/Ratigan Father/daughter friendshippy stuff. ... Or fluff, if you look at it that way. I won't judge. Friendship/Humor; T

What About Us? The PIXAR characters want to get into the House of Mouse, but Donald and Daisy aren't letting them in. Can Mickey set things right before it gets too far out of hand? Humor/General; K+

Hacked! AUTO's been acting suspicious, and the computers at the House of Mouse have been acting strangely. Is there a connection between the two, or is AUTO innocent? That's what Basil and Mickey are trying to figure out. Mystery/Humor; K+

House of PIXAR The usual crew for the House of Mouse has to go to Hollywood for one night, so they have to leave someone else in charge. Can the PIXAR characters pull this off? Humor/General; K+

The Nightmare Before Christmas:

An Alternate Nightmare Before Christmas Jack stumbles upon an alternate universe where Oogie is about to discover Christmas and make it his own. What will he do? (Jack/Sally. AU Oogie/AU Sally.) Adventure/Humor; T

A Single Red Rose Sally recieves a red rose one night. What could this mean? Oneshot. Hinted Jack/Sally fluff. Pre-NBC. General/Romance; K

Camp Lazlo:

Daisy Jones's Locker A meerkat named Daisy Jones comes to Acorn Flats, and she's got something in her locker. And Patsy, Nina and Gretchen want to find out what's in it. Silly Camp Lazlo oneshot. Humor; K+

Patsy Smiles; The New Ghost Rider The devil must be desperate... He's asking a squirrel scout to become the next Ghost Rider. And not just any scout, but Patsy Smiles, no less! A silly Ghost Rider crossover/spoof. One-sided Patsy/Lazlo. Humor; T

Batman:

(Title Yet to be Decided) Mr. Freeze has a new, non-human assistant whose got the whole town talking and she's driving Penguin crazy... (Official intro to Snowflake, my OC.) Crime; T

Know Your Batman Stars! A mysterious voice is annoying all of the villains and some of the other residents of Gotham. Can Batman find out whose behind it and why? Humor/Mystery; T

Rocky and Bullwinkle:

Boris, Natasha, and Missletoe "Boris, dollink, vat is that?" "Vat is vat, Natasha?" "That, up there! Vat is it?" "Hold on, let me check." "Vell?" "It says is missletoe. It sucks life out of trees; Is deadly if eaten." "This little thing? Amazing!" "Is also tradition for two people who are under missletoe to..." Humor/Romance?; K+

Unanswered Questions Natasha asks Boris a few questions that he doesn't quite have the answers to... Some Boris/Natasha fluff. Humor; K+

One Hare-Brained Adventure A rabbit named Hyesenth Hare asks Rocky and Bullwinkle to help find her family, but in order to find them they need the help of Boris and Natasha. Talk about weird. Humor/Adventure; K/K+

A Day in the Life of Fearless Leader A look at a normal day in Fearless Leader's life through the eyes of Fearless Leader himself. Oneshot. Fearless Leader's POV. General/Humor; K/K+

Mario:

Tummy Troubles Poor Yoshi's become sick so Birdo comes to help him feel better. Yoshi/Birdo fluff. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship; K+

Bowser Junior's Crush Bowser Jr. has an unexplainable crush on Toadette. But what can he do about it? Well, there's always the option of kidnapping her. AU. Bowser Jr./Toadette/Toad. Humor/Romance; K+

The Sheperdess's Admirer Dry Bones is trying a little too hard to get the attention of Windmillville's mistress. Can Yoshi and Birdo help him out? Dry Bones/Sheperdess, some Yoshi/Birdo. Romance/Friendship; K+/T

Flowers Ah yes. The flowers in Windmillville are always so beautiful this time of year. Dry Bones/Sheperdess oneshot. Romance; K/K+

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Wave's Accident During a race, Wave gets into an accident and has to be sent to the hospital. Once there, she finds out just how much her fellow Rogues care for her. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship; K+

Happy Birthday- Eggman?! Eggman's upset that nobody wants to celebrate his birthday with him, so he kidnaps Sonic and the gang and forces them to participate! Oh brother... General/Humor; K+

I'm Not Your Sonikku! Sonic finally tells Amy to back off due to him not returning the feelings, but what if he feels guilty afterwords? Hurt/Comfort/Friendship; T

Do You Have What it Takes? An eagle named Whirlwind wants to join the Babylon Rogues, but Jet's not sure if she's got what it takes. Can she prove herself worthy of being a Rogue? Minor Jet/Wave, Storm/OC. Friendship/Hurt/Comfort; K+/T

It's Not Who You Think It Is While Jet and Storm are out, Wave and Whirlwind are left alone at their place. While there, Whirlwind has a confession to make about why things between her and Storm didn't work. Romance/Hurt/Comfort; T

How It Began: Whirlwind's Story "Uh, Whirl?" "Huh? Yeah Wave?" "Um, this might seem like a really stupid question, but, um, how did you find out that you were... Well, you know..." "Bi?" "Uh, yeah." "Well, it's kinda weird how it happened. It all started out when I was going to get a massage..." Femme-slash/Yuri limon warning. Romance/Drama; T

The Caged Birds Sing Jet and Storm get back to their place and find Wave and Whirlwind making out on the couch. Needless to say this is a bad way to come out of the closet, but what really surprises them is how the guys respond... Yes, this contains yaoi and yuri. Romance/Drama; T

Kingdom Hearts:

Paupu Fruit Sora and Kairi are thinking about using the Paupu fruit. Fluffy S/K drabble oneshot. General/Romance; K+

What Makes Him So Great? Honestly, what's so great about Hayner? Why does she like him more than me? Haynette. One-sided Pencette. Pence's POV. Friendship/Romance; K+

It's Not Fair Roxas and Olette have fallen in love and Namine and Pence aren't exactly happy, so they decide to talk about it with one another. AU. Roxette, Naminence? Oneshot. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship; K+

The Live-In Freak That's what they think of me. I wish they wouldn't. Oh how I wish they wouldn't... Vivi's POV. Angst/Drama; T

One of the Gang Sequal to "The Live-In Freak." Pence asked me if I would like to be in his gang. Why would he ask me that? Vivi's POV. Vivi/Pence friendship. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship; K+

Rainy Days "Oh, I just love the rain. Don't you, Sora?" "The rain? Meh. It's okay, I guess." Fluffy S/K oneshot. Romance; K/K+

A Nobody and her Rat "I just don't get it Namine. Why are you so obsessed with that stupid rat?" "He is not a stupid rat, Roxas! He's my friend!" "Whatever. It's still weird." "Aww, ish Woxas jeawous of Pwofessow Watigan?" "Jealous?! Why would I be jealous of him?!" Humorous, fluffy oneshot. Friendship/Humor; K/K+

Pirates of the Caribbean:

The Unknown Truth Elizabeth finds out an unbelieveable part of her past that ties her life with two unexpected people. WE, CD, maybe a little JA. Warning: It's really weird. AU, of course. Family/Drama; T

Whose Your Daddy? A more humorous version of "The Unknown Truth". Same couples, it's still weird, but it's funnier. Another AU story. Family/Humor; T

A Letter Never Sent Seven years after Norrington's death, Elizabeth stumbles upon a poem that he wrote about her. One-sided NE, minor WE. Set seven years after AWE. Poetry/Romance; T

The Wrong Calypso Another AU fic where Davy mistakes Elizabeth for Calypso. Don't know whether this'll be funny or serious yet. Either way it'll be weird. Romance/(Drama or Humor); T

More Rum! This is what happens when Jack runs out of rum. Python-esque oneshot. Readers, ye be warned. Humor/Friendship; K+

Kung Fu Panda:

Embarrassing Confessions Sequal-thing to "An Awkward Moment". Shifu's been acting strangely ever since his dream with Viper, and as he's trying to figure out what his dream meant, Viper's trying to figure out why he's acting so strange. Note: It's not a Shifu/Viper, so don't worry too much. Hurt/Comfort/Drama; K+

Allergic Po thinks that Master Shifu and the Furious Five have suddenly become allergic to him. Based off a Gilligan's Island episode. Humor/Friendship; K/K+

Mantis, Viper and the Mirror Mantis and Viper look into the Mirror of Mystery and find themselves in a different dimension that starts out harmless but slowly becomes darker and darker. Can they escape this dream world or will they be forced to live in this hell forever? Might be an inkling of Viper/Mantis in there if you look at it right. Fantasy/Horror; T/M

Destruction of a Mirror Sequal to Mantis, Viper and the Mirror. Viper's been acting very strangely ever since the mirror incident. Could this be because of the mirror? Can her madness be cured? Will her mind ever be the same afterwords? Who knows. Might have some very minor Po/Tigress, Viper/Mantis hints if you look closely. Supernatural/Horror; T/M

Too Soon Master Oogway, you've left me too soon. How will I know what to do with the panda without your guidance? Shifu's POV. Takes place during KFP. General/Spiritual; K+

Ni! Crane suddenly wakes up one morning and finds himself in a forest surrounded by these strangely dressed humans who say "Ni!" Poor Crane... Very Pythonesque oneshot. Humor; K+

A Friendly Gesture? Just a little scene as to why and how Viper and Mantis persuaded Po into getting accupuncture. Oneshot. Possible Mantis/Viper if you squint. Friendship/Humor; K

Acupuncture After they both had accupuncture done by Mantis, Po and Viper decide to get even with him. Humor/Friendship; K/K+

Murderous Toys Something strange has been happening in the Valley of Peace. People have been mysteriously murdered and an action figure of the Furious Five ends up at every scene. What could this mean? Mystery/Horror; T/M

The Toy Warrior Viper gets an action figure of Master Shifu from Po, and that night she wakes up to find herself shrunken and being protected by him. It's like Kung Fu Panda a-la Nutcracker... Minus the fact that it's not Christmas... Oh well. A little bit of Toy Shifu/Viper, but not enough to seriously bug anyone, I think. Adventure; K+

Gremlin Attack! Viper secretly takes in a mogwai despite Master Shifu's warnings about keeping one. But just imagine the trouble she'll be in when she accidentally gets it wet and creates more of them! Yep, it's a gremlins crossover/spoof thing! May contain Po/Tigress, Viper/Mantis, and maybe even a little Crane/Mei Ling. Rated T for Gremlin-antics, if you know what I mean... If by the off-chance you don't, go watch Gremlins (and Gremlins 2 if you like the first one). Parody/Adventure; T

WALL-E:

The Story of NIRA What happens when a robot named NIRA accidentally reboots AUTO? Who knows. Some WALL-EVE and minor one-sided NIRA(OC)/AUTO. Friendship/Romance; K+

New Years EVE EVE has a New Year's surprise for WALL-E, and WALL-E wants to find out what it is. What is the surprise? WALL-EVE. General/Friendship; K+/T

Valentines Do Not Compute NIRA's been sending AUTO valentines, but AUTO has no idea what they mean. More WALL-EVE and more one-sided NIRA/AUTO. Friendship/Romance; K/K+

Burn-E and Fock-R Burn-E has found and befriended an odd robot called Fock-R, but nobody really knows if he can do anything useful. Can Burn-E find a useful job for his new friend? Burn-E/OC friendship. Some Wall-E/Eve. Friendship; K/K+

Madagascar:

Stalker! An obsessive meerkat keeps following King Julien and Maurice around, which Julien finds annoying, at leats until he hears about why she's following them. (Is this a Julien/OC? You'll have to find out.) Humor/Romance; K+

You're My Buddy Maurice seems to like Julien more in Madagascar 2 than in the first one. Why is that? A little in-between story as to possibly why. Possibly some light Julien/Maurice slash if you squint, but not too much, so don't freak out if you don't like slash or at least between these two. Friendship; K+

The New Leader Zuba has died and now he has left his son Alex in charge. Well, there goes the pride... AU. Humor/Family; K+/T

Makunga and the Zoo This is a story about Makunga's life after Madagascar 2. Nana brings him back to New York City with her and gives him up to the New York City Zoo. Humor/General; K+

Monsters vs. Aliens:

Three Monsters and a Brat Susan and her family have left Link, BOB and Dr. Cockroach in charge of taking care of Susan's annoying, bratty, five-year-old cousin. This probably won't end well... Oneshot. Humor/Family; K+

So Where's the Cake? He may not have a brain, but he does remember when someone mentions that there'll be cake for lunch. Oneshot. Humor/Friendship; K

From Man to Monster: The Story Behind Dr. Cockroach Ever want to know the whole story behind Dr. Cockroach's transformation? Well here's the story told through the eyes of the Ph.D. himself. Warning: Very angsty. Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort; T

Ph.D. "Doctor Cockroach?" "Yes, Susan?" "Remember when you said that your Ph.D. was in dance?" "Yes." "Well, I was just wondering, how do you get a Ph.D. in dance?" "Well, actually the 'D' in 'Ph.D.' stands for 'dance'." "Uh-huh, so what's the 'Ph' stand for then?" Humor/Friendship; K+/T

You're a Lucky Man, Derrek You must be in order to gain the affections of a lady such as Susan. Oneshot. One-sided Dr. C/Susan. Dr. C's POV. May contain some BOB/Jell-O as well. Takes place during MvA. Romance/Friendship; K+

The Perfect Woman While searching for Susan, BOB, Link and Dr. Cockroach run into Derrek and tell him how lucky he is to have Susan. Strongly hinted one-sided Dr. C/Susan. Takes place during MvA. Friendship/Humor; K+

The Perfect Man Ain't All Man After leaving Derrek, Susan has tried looking for the perfect man. But what if the perfect man is, in fact, only part man? Susan/Dr. C. Romance; K+

A Monster Crush Doctor Cockroach has what he considers an embarrassing secret... Dr. C/Susan. Humor/Romance; K+

Kissing Problems Things go fairly smooth for Susan and Dr. Cockroach on their first date... That is, until they want to kiss. Susan/Dr. C oneshot. Humor/Romance; K+

Perverts... Ever since Dr. Cockroach started dating Susan, Link and BOB have started asking him some very perverted questions... Dr. C/Susan. T for perverted comments. Humor; T

Cartoon X-Overs:

Erin and the Enourmous Apple Erinbubble, who is forcibly raised by Dr. Eggman after her parents mysteriously disappeared, ends up going on a perilous journey with some out-of-place characters to Toon York. Will they all make it, or will the perils before them prevent them from ever reaching the City of Dreams? (James and the Giant Peach parody, obviously.) Parody/Adventure; K+

Disneyland Gets a Makeover Mickey leaves Sora in charge of Disneyland and California Adventure. But some old friends drop by for a visit, they all give both the parks an unusual and hilarious makeover! Humor; K+

Poisonous Pumpkins Jack O'Lantern escapes the underworld and ends up in Gotham City. Once there, he meets Poison Ivy and together they create a plan to destroy their enemies and rule the universe! But something's distracting them from their goals... A Batman/Grim Adventures crossover with a weird pairing. (Poison Ivy/Jack O'Lantern) Crime/Romance; T

Alternate Universe Sora and some of his friends decide to travel to an alternate universe where everything's quite different. Little do they know that their alternate versions are screwing things up in their own universe while they're gone! Adventure/Humor; T

Cartoonatic55's Holiday Tales Winter holiday stories get a few new twists when they get parodied with the casts of Spongebob, Foster's, Futurama, Kingdom Heats, and many other shows, video games, comics and movies. Parody/Humor; K

A Decapodian's Xmas Zoidberg has given everyone a special gift and all of them realize that they never give him anything... Ever. So this year, they decide to give him a very special gift... (A story I'm writing for Zoidberg. Betsy/Zoidberg at the very end.) Humor/Friendship; K

Futurama's House for Mutants, Aliens and Robots During a delivery to the Forbidden Zone, a wormhole sucks up the Nimbus and the Planet Express crewmembers and they get stuck at Foster's. Can Fry's "nephew" Mac and the imaginary friends help send the Futurama gang back home? A FH/Futurama crossover. (Various pairs, one-sided and non-one-sided.) Adventure/Humor; K+

Welcome to the Jungle Master Shifu senses that another dark kung fu warrior has appeared in Africa. Can he, Po and the Furious Five help Simba defeat this new warrior? Adventure/Friendship; K+/T

Cartoonatic55's F.R.I.E.N.D.Z. Ash, Ami, Azula, Bender, Clay, Ember, Penguin and Snowflake end up sharing apartments in Toon York. What could possibly go wrong? The answer: Anything and everything! (Contains some Ash/Ami, Penguin/Snowflake, Ember/Clay and... Azula/Bender?!) Parody/Humor; T

Cartoonatic55's Lunch Break Penguin and his friends accidentally travel into the past and end up going to high school with Oogie and his gang! Friendship/Humor; T

Bloo's New Pets After visiting London, Bloo takes three new "pets" back to Foster's with him, but his friends aren't sure whether they want them or not... Who are these pets? Here's a hint: They're a rat, er mouse I mean, a peg-legged bat, and a chimney-sweeping lizard... (AU. Inspired after my brother and I watched some Monty Python's Flying Circus episodes and... Another movie...) Humor; K+/T

World History 101 Penguin ends up teaching a world history class for summer school students with Bender, the Dirty Bubble and Snowflake as his assistants. But after a while, he realizes he has more of an impact on his students than he originally thought. Humor/Drama; T

Nickelodeon's Death to Spongebob! Zim's show gets cancelled and is replaced with Spongebob's TV show, so Zim goes out to get revenge on the beloved sponge. But Zim isn't the only one who wants to kill Spongebob... (An odd Death to Smoochy-esque parody. Contains death, gore, cussing and some Spongebob/Sandy moments.) Parody/Horror; T/M

The Nick Dance Jazz is all alone at the Nickelodeon dance without a date. But wait. Who's that guy over there? (Jazz/?) Hurt/Comfort/Romance; K+

Global Thermonuclear WarGamez Odd accidentally hacks into a government computer and starts playing a game that he discovers is real. Now he, Bubbles, Jimmy and Jumbaa have to stop Midge from destroying the world. (A WarGames parody. Slight Odd/Zoey or Bubbles. Haven't decided yet.) Parody/Humor; K+/T

King of Rodents Remy is the next in line to rule a clan of his fellow rodents, but Ratigan has other plans in mind. What will Remy do to save his family and friends from him? A Lion King parody with an almost entire miniature animal cast! (Note: There is death and blood and there might be some drinking and cursing, so beware. No sequals/prequals/spin-offs will be made, so don't even think about asking! Oh, and it's not supposed to be too funny.) Parody/Drama; T

Bender in Dreamland After getting hit by a bus, Bender ends up getting knocked into another dimension where he ends up following Ash to try to get away from a place where nothing's the same. (A very odd Alice in Wonderland parody. Minor Jack/Ivy.) Parody/Humor; T

The Decapodian of Future Dame Raised by Chase Yun, Zoidberg has been lead to think that he is a hideous creature that can never be loved. But when Ariel and her friends come into his life, he learns that he's not so bad after all. (A Hunchback of Notre Dame parody. Ariel/Eric, one-sided Zoidberg/Ariel, slight LRH/Jazz, Patrick/Mindy and Spongebob/Sandy.) Parody/Hurt/Comfort; T

The Penguin King Penguin finds out that he's the new heir to the throne of Toon England, but he also finds out that once he becomes king, his girlfriend Snowflake can't come and live with him in the palace and he can't see his friends. Can Oswald think of a way to keep the throne and his girl? (A parody of the play "Me and My Girl." Penguin/Snowflake, Rouge/Rocko, Betsy/Zoidberg, Bender/Azula, Jack/Ivy, Wilt/Frankie, Shifu/Ming.) Parody/Romance; K+/T

Viva Las Vegas? Oogie and Bender want to get out of town for a while, so they decide to go to Las Vegas with the gang tagging along. Will this be a fun vacation, or one of insanity? Humor; K

Lilo and the Eight Tom Kenny Brothers Lilo runs into the forest to avoid being killed by the jealous Queen Yzma and meets the former rock 'n' roll band, the Tom Kenny Brothers. (A Snow White Parody. Some Mac/Lilo. AU.) Parody/Humor; K+/T

Secondhand Suicunes Ember takes Lilo to stay with her "uncles" Penguin and Boris who are rumored to be rich so Ember can find their cash, much to her dislike. Little does she know that this is going to be the most adventurous summer of her life! (That's right. It's a well-deserved parody of Secondhand Lions!) Parody/Humor; T

Holey Moley! Sora is sent to a desert camp formerly known as Camp Wannaweep and is forced to dig holes there. This trip of his is anything but ordinary... (A Holes parody. Some Wilt/Frankie.) Parody/Adventure; K+/T

Homecourt! Mac moves into a new town and befriends a teenage Bender and his basketball playing friends. But he gets them all into trouble when his uncle's favorite basketball ends up in the backyard of a killer experiment! (Sandlot parody. Some Spongebob/Sandy with hints of Mac/Lilo.) Parody/Adventure; K+

Short, Shivery, Scary, and Somewhat Stupid On a stormy Halloween night, Jack Skellington holds a contest to see which person could tell the scariest story that could scare even him. Little does he know that these "scary stories" are twisted and rather stupid... (Paordy of the Short and Shivery stories, the Goosebumps books, The Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, Tales from the Darkside, The Alfred Hitchcock Hour and some others as well.) Horror/Humor; T

Boogie Brothers After being scared out of his wits, Boogey calls up his older brother Oogie to help him be brave again. But what will happen when Oogie finds out that the person who ruined Boogey and his greatest enemy are brothers too? (A GA/NBC crossover.) Family/Hurt/Comfort; T

Mac's Dragon Mac has a dragon named Spyro that only he can see, but when Madame Medusa and Snoops try to get their hands on Spyro, Mac has to make his new friends Ami and Bender believe in Spyro so they can see him too. (A Pete's Dragon parody. Some Ash/Ami mentionings here and there.) Parody/Humor; K+

Cartoonatic55's Apple Dumpling Gang Two local bandits, Jack Spicer and Bender, are planning on robing the Townsville bank, but can they do it with Dash, Lilo, Mac, Timmy, Haley and Ray-Ray constantly bothering them? (An Apple Dumpling Gang parody. Ember/Clay.) Parody/Humor; T

Cartoonatic55's Atlantis: Cartoon XOver Style Jazz and Sandy go on an adventure to the bottom of the sea and beyond in order to find the lost city of Atlantis. (An Atlantis parody. Sponge/Sandy, Jazz/LRH and some others.) Parody/Humor; T

Cartoon Kingdoms Unite After an unusual invasion of heartless, nobodies, and anti-toons, Lilo, Penguin, Bender and Sandy are forced to team up to save their home planets, their loved ones, their companies, their neighboring planets, and possibly the entire galaxy. (A partial parody of Nicktoons Unite! and Kingdom Hearts.) Parody/Humor; T

Cartoon Kingdoms 2: Reunited After saving the worlds, Lilo, Penguin, Bender and Sandy all go back to their own worlds. But then they're called together to save the worlds again, only this time, they're going into the past, where they find out why the worlds were separate and scattered across the galaxy. Can they save the past and reunite the worlds? And what kind of chaos happens when Sora, Danny and Penguin's teams all meet up? (A partial parody of Nicktoons Unite: Battle for Volcano Island and Kingdom Hearts 2.) Parody/Humor; T

Cartoons Don't Dance! Spongebob tells his son Spongey about a time when non-human-like cartoons were underestimated and how Reuben changed that. (A Cats Don't Dance parody. Reuben/Berry, Spongebob/Sandy and various others.) Parody/Humor; K+

Beauty and the Grim Reaper In an agreement to save her uncle Genie, Desiree agrees to be Grim's prisoner for the rest of her life. But what if she starts to have feelings for the creature? (An odd Beauty and the Beast parody. Grim/Desiree.) Parody/Romance; T

Sally and the Pumpkin Headed Prankster When Sally first agrees to be Jack O'Lantern's prisoner, she's not happy with it one bit. But once the pumpkin-headed prankster starts to teach her how to have fun, will she see another side of him? (Another odd Beauty and the Beast parody. Jack/Sally, and some Tux/Dolly.) Parody/Romance; T

Zoidberg's Last Stand Zoidberg finds out that he only has one more month to live, so he decides to live it large! But his vacation isn't as sweet as he thought it would be once Larxene and Demyx start messing with it... (Betsy/Zoidberg, Larxene/Demyx and some others.) Humor/Hurt/Comfort; T

Splattatouille After the Chum Bucket is destroyed, Plankton befriends a wanna-be chef robot called Bender and together they set out to become the greatest chef ever! That is, if they can fool everyone, including Bender's bosses Boris and Natasha... (Yes, another Ratatouille parody, but this one's different. Trust me. Very slight Bender/ either Future Kimi or Leela.) Parody/Friendship; T

Pottsylvanian Chefs So, what made Boris and Natasha want to open a restaurant anyway? And what exactly made Fearless Leader fire them? (A little pre-Splattatouille story to help clarify Boris and Natasha's past in it.) Humor; K+

I'm Dreaming of a Black and Red Xmas Shadow and Santabot are ruining Xmas for the cartoons and Sora, Patrick, Penguin, Boris, Bill and Zoidberg plan to stop them! But can they save their friends, their family, their planet, themselves, and Xmas? Rated T for blood, cursing, violence and maybe some death and satanic references. Adventure/Suspense; T

Cartoonatic55's Creatures vs. Extraterrestrials When Dr. Hamsterveil chooses to attack Earth, a special team of creatures is sent in to save the day. Can they do it? Monsters vs. Aliens parody. Parody/Adventure; T

Lilo! An Oliver Twist parody Lilo has escaped from an orphanage with Stitch, and she has to choose whether she wants to live with RJ, Wilbur and their friends on the streets or with Mario and Peach in their castle. That is, if she can survive. An Oliver & Co. parody of sorts. Some Mario/Peach and... BOB/Jell-O? Parody/Adventure; T

Now for Something Totally Weird Spongebob a barber? A dead Porygon? The Team Rocket Inquisition? Sora "Two Keyblades" Nomura? What the hell's going on?! Find out in this odd fic where Monty Python sketches get redone in an odd manor. (Spoof-like thing on some of the sketches from "Monty Python's Flying Circus". T just in case.) Parody/Humor; T

Crazy Quest for the Supposedly-Holy Grail Sora goes on an adventure to find the grail that's supposedly Holy. On his way, he makes some new friends and enemies and everything starts to get a little crazy. Very crazy. Like, Monty Python super-crazy. (Spoof on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.) Parody/Humor; T

The Life of Danny "Phantom" Fenton Everyone's after poor Danny whether it's because they're fans, enemies, or lovers! How can he put a stop to this? AU. May feature a slightly OOC Danny. (Monty Python's Life of Brian spoof.) Parody/Humor; T

What is the Meaning of Life? That's the question Spongebob and Patrick want answered, and they're going across the universe to find the answer to it! (Spoof on Monty Python's Meaning of Life.) Parody/Humor; T

F'd-Up Fairy Tales and Fables Mr. Herriman is trying to tell the rugrats gang some fairy tales and fables, but Sora and his friends keep screwing around with the stories! Parody/Humor; K+

Miss Universe: A Spy in Disguise When news leaks out about someone trying to sabotage the Miss Universe pagent, Sandy is forced to participate as Miss Texas and find out whose responsible for this. (Parody of Miss Congeniality. Slight Spongebob/Sandy.) Parody/Mystery; T

Phillip J. Fry's Borisello After Boris ticks him off, Fry goes to write a gender-switch parody of Cinderella as revenge... And Boris has the lead role! Oh crap. (Crack-parody of Cinderella. One-sided Boris/Peach, one-sided Natasha/Boris... Or, is it?) Parody/Humor; K+

C55's Sallystasia Sally Acorn is supposedly the long lost heir to Toonatopia, and with the help of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, she plans to return there. But Maleficent has other plans for her... (Anastasia parody. SonSal, TaErin, Knukal. Some Spandy.) Parody/Adventure; T

Squirrels in Paris Sally Acorn and Sandy decide to go to Paris to find the lives they desire. But were the lives they were searching for with them at home all along? Sally/Sonic, Sandy/Spongebob. Parody/Romance; T

Wallocchio & Friends WALL-E, EVE, MO, AUTO, NIRA, Fock-R and Burn-E want to be humans, but they've sure got some work ahead of them if they want to make their dreams come true. Especially seeing how their "life guides" are chipmunks... A Pinocchio parody starring my favorite Wall-E robots (and two of my Wall-E OCs) and Alvin and the Chipmunks! Parody/Friendship; K+

The Other Side of Master Shifu Master Shifu participates in one of Ansem's experiments in which he develops a nasty dark side that lives within him. Inspired by Jekkyl and Hyde, Dracula, An American Werewolf in London, and Gremlins. Horror; T/M

CSI: Toontown Murder cases keep coming up in the Toonworld, so it's up to Leon and the newly made Toonworld CSI to solve these cases. (Parody of CSI and NCIS, but just a tad bit more humerous. Still very dark though...) Parody/Crime; T/M

Ming's Adventure with Shifu Timon's mother, Ming, gets a new job as a janitor at Toontown High, where she meets the new P.E. teacher, Master Shifu. But when she accidentally gets involved with a secret mission that he's on, things start to get really complicated really fast. Believe it or not, it's a Wall-E/Last Chance Harvey parody (with some Marathon Man and James Bond touches) with some gender-reversed roles. Shifu/Ming with some Zoidberg/Betsy and Sonic/Sally. Parody/Romance; T

Kung Fu Patrick Patrick wants to become a Kung Fu Warrior, but nobody seems to believe he can do it. Can he prove them wrong? Yeah, it's a Kung Fu Panda parody, but it's not what you think. There will be no sequals/spin-offs! Parody/Adventure; T

Southwest Side Story Sora's gang, the Jets, and Raimundo's gang, the Sharks, are arch-rivals, and when Sora's friend Mac falls for Rai's adopted sister Lilo, even more trouble pursues! West Side Story parody. Mac/Lilo with many others. Being redone due to lack of originality. Parody/Romance; T

Bonnie: A Juno Story Inspired by some authors in Yellowfur's forum. Bonnie and Clyde are very close, but apparantly she's been even closer with someone that nobody expected. And by close, I mean close enough to have his kid close. Crackfic! Bonnie/?. Juno-inspired. Humor; T

Series:

The Road to Wherever series Boris, Natasha, Penguin, Snowflake, Sora, Kairi and their friends will go anywhere where there's riches and excitement. But of course, trouble and surprises always follow these guys... (A series inspired by Bing Crosby and Bob Hopes' "Road to" movies and a lot of others.) Various genres; K+

C55's Cartoon Xover Wars series Sora becoming Darth Mater? Penguin a jedi master? Xemnas a sith lord? Ami kissing Mac? Jack Spicer, a general? Ash, Reuben and Pikachu working for the Slurm queen? Bender, Jenny, MO, EVE, WALL-E and XR working together?! What the hell's going on?! Find out in Cartoonatic55's Cartoon Crossover Wars series. (Parodies of the Star Wars series.) Adventure/Humor; T

The Team Chaotix on the Case! series What happens when Vector, Charmy and Espio become secret agents? Who knows. (Some Vector/Vanilla, Charmy/Cream and Espio/Bella Butterfly (OC) and some others.) Various genres; K+/T

The Azula and Bender series When Azula, ruler of the fire nation, and Bender, a robot with destructive tendancies, team up, it's hard to say just what's going to happen... (A series of Lilo and Stitch-esque parodies and a few other original ones thrown in. Including one that will connect this series to the One Odd Family series. Azula/Bender, Penguin/Snowflake, Ember/Clay, Jack/Ivy, Betsy/Zoidberg and slight Boris/Natasha and very minor Eggman/Mariah (OC) if you want to look at it that way...) Various genres; K+/T

The One Odd Family series With the newest additions to the ohana joining them, Lilo and her family go on some crazy adventures together. (A set of Cheaper by the Dozen/Yours, Mine and Ours/Partridge Family/Brady Bunch-esque stories. Picks up where the Azula and Bender series left off. Various pairs.) Family/Humor; K+

The Star Pirates series Mac, Lilo, Linus, Luigi, Wilt and Vivi are in for a world of trouble when they run across the world of space piracy with Penguin, Oogie, Ami, Yumi, Ash, Sokka, Bender, Grievous, Snowflake, Fry, Zapp, Kif and Boba Fett. (Parody of the Pirates... Quadrilogy? And a possible original one too. Various pairs.) Parody/various; T

The Brave Little Toys series Ever wonder what a toy's life is really like? Well you're about to find out when you meet Ragdoll, Grievous and all their friends. (Parody of the Toy Story and Brave Little Toaster movies.) Parody/Adventure; K/K+

The Cartoonatic55's Zoidberg series When the poor and not-very-handsome Zoidberg rescues the rich and beautiful Amy Wong, he didn't expect to fall in love with her. He didn't expect this unusual series of adventures either... (Parody of all of the Shrek series and then some. Zoidberg/Amy, Bender/Azula, Wilt/Frankie, Eduardo/Vivian.) Parody/Adventure; K+/T

The Pandas in the Caribbean series A fully Dreamworks/Pixar-ized Pirates of the Caribbean parody series. That's the only way I can describe these future stories at this point. And yes, there will be some Wall-Eve (Wall-E/Eve) romance. Parody/Humor; T

X-Overs:

At the Ends of All Worlds Oogie owes a debt to Davy Jones, so he and his newly made crew team up with Captain Jack Sparrow's crew and get ready for the ultimate battle with the newly made Organization XIII. (Rated T for violence, blood, character death, drinking and cussing. My crossover remake of AWE.) Put on hold until further notice due to lack of reviewers. Adventure/Humor; T

Merry Christmas, Davy Jones! It's Christmastime, but Davy's acting meaner than usual. Can Sora and the gang cheer Davy up and get him into the Christmas spirit? Friendship/Family; K+

Say "Cheesy" Lilo wants to take a picture of the whole Tonworld ohana, but there are a few problems, two of them being that Shadow and Davy Jones won't even show up! (Some Ash/Ami, Mac/Lilo, and many others.) Humor/Family; K+

Davy's Day Off It's Davy Jones's one day on land, and Spongebob's got a special day planned out for him. This is just asking for trouble... Humor/Friendship; K+

Slinkman Party While watching Peach's castle, Slinkman gets bored and decides to throw a party, but way too many people show up and things get really crazy! Humor; K+

Broken Hearts Beat Together 12 years after Wall-E's death, EVE finds herself getting drunk at a bar where she meets a drunk and lonely Master Shifu. After they both make a bad mistake, Shifu starts to wonder if being with each other is just the cure they need. AU. Shifu/EVE. Contains alcohol, cursing, death and sexual themes up to the point of possibly changing the rating. Hurt/Comfort/Romance; T/M

Breaking Apart a Healing Wound Follow-up to "Broken Hearts Beat Together". EVE has lived with Shifu for three years and they both seem much happier, but when she finds out that Wall-E's alive, she finds herself torn between the two of them. How can she choose which one she loves more? AU. Romance/Drama; T

Series:

The X-Over Madness 64 series What do you call a series of insane stories where 64 characters from various places are forced to team up and save the galaxy? X-Over Madness 64, of course! Various genres; K+/T

The X-Over Madness 64 Little Rascals series Ever wonder what it'd be like if everyone in the X-Over 64 cast were all little kids again? Well, here's your chance! Spinoff of my X-Over Madness 64 series. Yay! Various genres; K+/T

The Vivi Ornitier series Vivi gets a big surprise when he figures out that he's a famous wizard! And with friends like Mac, Lilo, Lisa, Bart, Eduardo and Zoidberg and enemies like Azula, Demyx, Larxene and Xemnas, life is anything but ordinary. (A series of Harry Potter parodies.) Parody/Adventure; T

Misc.:

Hello, Dolly! Dolly is trying on different outfits when she discovers something about Tux that she never knew about before. A Reanimated/Out of Jimmy's Head Tux/Dolly fic. Romance/Humor; K+

Snidely's Evil Plan Snidely Whiplash gets an idea about how to defeat Dudley Do-Right, and it involves Nell Fenwick. Wait, what's going on here? Dudley Do-Right fic. General/Humor; K+

Falling for a Fenwick Nell's cousin Belle has come to visit and Snidely has fallen head over heels for her! But if he likes her so much, then why is he kidnapping her? Another Dudley Do-Right fic. Humor/Romance; K+

Falco's Dare Storm dares Falco to steal a pair of Wave's underwear. Easy, right? How hard could it be? Well, Falco's about to find out that it's easier said than done. Oneshot. Hinted Falco/Wave. Either a Video Game X-Over fic or a Super Smash Bros. fic. Humor/Suspense; K+/T

Tag, You're It! Wave is using some unusual techniques when it's her turn in a game of tag. Oneshot. Falco/Wave. Either a Video Game X-Over fic or a Super Smash Bros. fic. Humor/Romance; K+

The Fallen Alien Angel: The Biography of Onus This is a story about the life of Onus, the little alien from the crow's nest in Treasure Planet. See how he went from an angel with six eyes to a pirate that loves to steal treasure and destroy paradises. There's more to this little guy than you know... Treasure Planet fic. Angst/Adventure; T/M

Waffle's Words Waffle overhears Mr. Blik say a bad word after he accidentally closes the bathroom door on his tail. After that, Waffle uses the word constantly wherever he goes. Can Gordon and Blik stop Waffle's cursing problem before it gets out of control? Catscratch fic. Humor; K+

What Ever Happened to Sparky McPluggs? Lightning McQueen finds out that there used to be an electric car living in Radiator Springs and he starts to wonder why and how he mysteriously disappeared. Is he still alive? If so, then where is he? McQueen wants to find out. A Cars fic. Adventure/Mystery; K

Hook with a twist (title in progress) In the movie "Hook", what if Jack wasn't the one who was ignored and sided with the captain, but rather Maggie? AU. A Peter Pan fic based off the Steven Spielberg film. Family/Hurt/Comfort; T

Kung Fu Masters in New York City Po finds a way to travel through time and he accidentally takes his friends and himself to a future New York City where they meet WALL-E and his friends. Can WALL-E and his friends find a way to get Po and his friends back home? A WALL-E/Kung Fu Panda crossover. Friendship/Humor; K+

Robots in the Valley of Peace Po and his friends have finally returned home. Unfortunately, WALL-E and his friends have accidentally come with them! And to make things worse, one of EVE's sisters is starting to fall in love with Shifu! Great... Another WALL-E/Kung Fu Panda crossover. Sequal to "Kung Fu Masters in New York City." Romance/Humor; K+

Colleague to Colleague Sandy's internet buddy Dr. Cockroach comes to visit Sandy (with B.O.B. and Link tagging along), and Spongebob just can't help but to feel a bit jealous of her new super-intelligent friend... A Spongebob Squarepants/Monsters vs. Aliens crossover. B.O.B./Patrick friendship, Larry/Link friendship, Sandy/Dr. Cockroach friendship. Humor/Friendship; K+

Series:

Shifu and EVE's Mad Mad Adventures Master Shifu and EVE are sent to a small town in California. Their mission? To protect a silly autoress (me) and her Skitty, Skitters, from their enemies as well as her own insanity. Boy, are they in for trouble... A series of either Cartoon X-Over fics, Movie X-Over fics, or just X-Over fics. I haven't decided which one fits better yet. May contain some Wall-Eve and Mifu (Ming, Timon's mom/Shifu) here and there... And posibbly some Evfu (EVE/Shifu). Humor/Various genres; K-T

Story Updates:

A Mighty Fishy Crew:
Chapter: 10; 11 in progress
Sorry folks, but you're gonna have to wait for me to update this. I've hit some problems so I'm taking a temporary creative leave to get back in the mood again.

Spongerama:
Chapter: 1
I'm having a bit of a writer's block on it, so don't expect me to update this one anytime soon.

Spongebob's Adventure with Rocky and Bullwinkle:
Chapter: 1
This one's gonna take a while...

When Zoidberg Finds Ariel:
Chapter: 2; 3 in progress
I have absolutely no idea when I will update this... I swear it's some odd writer's block that's keeping me from moving on...

Cartoonatic55's Patrick Pan:
Chapter: 1
Don't hold you'r breath. It'll take a while. As usual.

The Painful Past:
Chapter: 3; 4 in progress
This idea's been bugging me for a while, so I'll try to update whenever I can.


(These are random quotes that I'm considering puting into my future stories.) (Warning! Some quotes contain spoilers!)

Xemnas: They are nobodies. The Organization is in control of these forms of nobody, and many others. They do as we tell them and go where we tell them.
Patrick: Can they dress in drag and do the hula?
-- for "At the End of All Worlds"

Wilt: Can I say something?
Lilo: G'head Wilt.
Wilt: We're screwed.
-- for "At the End of All Worlds" (Wilt's referring to the nearly impossible odds they have against them.)

Davy: Master Patrick! Get to work!
Patrick: Aye aye, Squidward's mom!
Davy: (while walking away) Why me?! Why me?!
-- for "A Mighty Fishy Crew"

Sora: Xemnas?!
Donald: Maleficent?!
Jack (Sparrow): Beckett?!
Cheese: PEANUT BUTTER!
Everyone: (stares at Cheese) ...
Penguin: Okay, that just killed it.
-- for "At the End of All Worlds"

Bender: Now where the hell am I?
Cheese: I like potatoes.
Bender: AAAAAAAHHHHH! (blasts at Cheese) DIE!
Cheese: Blasters feel funny.
Bender: WHAT?! (blasts at Cheese again) DIE AGAIN!
Cheese: Blasters still feel funny.
Bender: WHY WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY, DAMNIT?!
-- for "Azula and Bender" Bender's just arrived on earth and blasts Cheese's head, but nothing happens. Hahahaha! XD

Plankton: So this is what we get? After all the work that we put into our plan, those idiots come in and somehow foil our-
Natasha: Plankton, dollink?
Plankton: Yes, what is it, Natasha?
Karen: We, that is, the three of us, want to know if you'll do us a favor.
Plankton: Oh?
Boris: Yes, and we would like it very much if you do us this favor.
Plankton: Alright. What is it?
Boris, Natasha and Karen: SHADDUP YOUR MOUTH!
-- for "Spongebob's Adventure with Rocky and Bullwinkle"

LRH: Are you all right, Master Shifu?
Shifu: (sarcastically:) No, I like falling forty feet down an unused sewer pipe and landing face-down onto the cold, hard, concrete below.
-- for "Cartoon Crossover Wars 3: Sith Sora's Uprising"

Penguin: Well who died and made you captain of this ship?!
Oogie: You did, you numbskull!
-- for "Star Pirates 3: Penguin's Revenge"

Julien: Look, robotic wheel thing! I can stick four of these flavored cup-drink thingies up my nose! (shows AUTO that he has the straws to four different "in-a-cup" drinks in his nose, two per nostril)
AUTO: (mechanical sigh) Why must I be treated like a Nan-E bot for this idiot?
-- for a part of one of the "X-Over 64 Madness" series's stories where AUTO has to look after King Julien on the Axiom while the others are off somewhere else. All I gotta say is, poor AUTO... And, wouldn't sticking four of those thing up your nose hurt, Julien? o.O

Shifu: FOR THE LAST TIME ZOIDBERG, I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY "LOBOTOMY" WITH YOU!
-- for a part of "Season 1" of the "X-Over 64 Madness Little Rascals" series where a young Zoidberg continually asks a young Shifu to play "lobotomy" with him. (If you don't know what a lobotomy is, you probably wouldn't get this dark little joke.)

Captain Shifu: Worry not, my dear EVE probe, (comes extremely close to EVE from her right) for you- (reaches hand over to EVE and places it under her "chin") are in delicate- (moves hand gently under her "chin" and brings face closely to EVE's) hands.
EVE: (eyes widen slightly, then scowls, turns around and almost slaps Shifu, but Shifu grabs her arm before she can do so. Her eyes widen again in surprise.)
Captain Shifu: (still holding EVE's arm) Now that was a warning, my dear. The next time you think about physically striking me again, I suggest you think twice. (looks at EVE's arm and strokes it gently with his other hand) That is, of course, unless you want to lose posession of any of your more necessary parts, if you catch my drift.
EVE: (gasps quietly)
Captain Shifu: It would nearly break my heart to have any of your parts be forcefully removed from you, so please don't make me go through the trouble of that kind of heartache. (looks at EVE) Hmm?
EVE: (tugs her arm away from Shifu's grasp, backs away from him and fearfully flies away to hide in her room)
Tai Lung: She seems tougher than we thought.
Captain Shifu: (chuckles) I like them that way.
-- for "Pandas in the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Scroll" where EVE is in Shifu's care and he does this sort of dirty-flirting-threatening thing with her. (Yeah, I've got Shifu playing the role of Barbossa and acting like a mean, somewhat-perverted bad guy. I know it's kinda out-of-character, but come on! I'm trying for something different here! Besides, I think if written properly he'd make a great bad guy. And he turns good later anyway, so why not?)

Bloo/Patrick/Mac: He bit me!
-- Running gag in "Bloo's New Pets" involving one of the pets biting either Bloo, Patrick or Mac.


Quotes:

Davy: My heart will always belong to you.
-- from "At World's End", talking to Calypso. (He won over mine with this one. Er, my heart that is...)

Davy: James Norrington, do you fear death?
Norrington: (Sticks sword throught Davy Jones, then dies.)
Davy: I'll take that as a no.
-- from "At World's End."

Patrick: AAAAAHHHHH! It's the apocalypse! Office supplies are falling from the sky!
-- from Spongebob Squarepants in "Where's Gary?" or "Have you seen this snail?"

Zoidberg: Aha! Now the rubber band is on the other claw!
-- from Futurama in "The Taste of Freedom".

Leela: I wonder why he's acting this way. Out of all of us, Zoidberg seemed to be the most normal.
Zoidberg: I am normal! (Sexfully:) Amy, take off these rubber bands and let me show you how normal I am.
(Amy's on screen with her clothes torn and her hair messed up)
Amy: Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me."
-- from "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In Love?" (Sounds to me like Zoidberg wanted a little something from Amy. Rowl!)

Wanda: Look! There are your parents! And look! You're still inside your mommy's tummy.
Cosmo: I thought she loved Timmy. Why'd she eat him?
-- from the Fairly Odd Parents episode where they go into the past to see what made Crocker a meanie.

Cheese: Potatoes smell... like flowers.
-- from the Foster's episode "Mac Daddy."

Slinkman: Argh! It's a shipwreck!
-- Slinkman wrecking Lumpus' model sailboat in a bottle in the Camp Lazlo episode "Slugfest."

Jack Sparrow: (sing-songy:) I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?!
Davy: (to his crew:) Enough.
-- from "Dead Man's Chest."

Oogie: WHAT?! Snake eyes?! (pounds on table, then dice move to an eleven) E-leven! Hahahaha!
--From The Nightmare Before Christmas (That's so cheating! Well, that's Oogie for ya. lol.)

Patrick: It's a dollar! I win!
-- from the episode "Wet Painters"

Pintel: Right this way, Mrs. Fish.
-- from At World's End, taking Tia Dalma down to the brig.

Ragetti: I wonder what happens if you drop a cannonball on one of 'em.
-- from At World's End, reffering to the floating ghost body things going past the Black Pearl. (Then he and Pintel get cannonballs to try it. LOL! XD)

Hook: And the brat's friends are the king's lackeys! Swoggle me eyes! They're all bilge rats by the look of them.
Oogie: You're no prize yourself!
-- from Kingdom Hearts. (Methinks Oogie was cutting it a bit close, insulting a captain with a sharp object for a hand and all...)

Herriman: Pea sized, please.
Bloo: Don't say 'pea' please.
-- from the Foster's episode "Busted."

Patrick: Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
-- from the episode "The Camping Episode"

Spongebob: Patrick! Are you okay?!
Patrick: Finland!
-- from the episode "Frankendoodle"

Spongebob: Gosh. Mr. Krabs sure isn't acting like himself. What should we do?
Squidward: Why do anything? I like the new Mr. Krabs. He yells at you more! Hahahahaha!
Spongebob: I'm serious Squidward.
Squidward: So am I.
-- It's from the episode where they buy Mr. Krabs a new matress.

Natasha: Boris! Is Fearless Leader!
Boris: Yeah, he's doing a guest shot in this sequence.
Natasha: Guest shot?
(A gunshot is heard offscreen)
Boris: There goes a guest now!
-- from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle episode "Wossamotta U"

Boris: Well Natasha, it's great to be back on the campus.
Natasha: Back? Boris, you went to college? Penn. state?
Boris: No, State Pen.
-- another one from "Wossamotta U"

Coach Knute: That was a forward pass?!
Bullwinkle: It went forward, didn't it?
-- yet another one from "Wossamotta U"

Natasha: Boris?! Boris Badenov?! Where are you?!
Boris: I'm up in a tree-ee!
Natasha: Boris, what are you doing up there? Did you get blown up by your own grenade again?
Boris: No, I'm up here robbing bird's nests!
Natasha: But why?
Boris: It keeps me off the streets, that's why! About ten feet off.
-- from the episode "Goof Gas Attack"

Chowder: Hey Mung! I'm gonna make you pee your pants!
-- from one of the new Chowder episodes. (I forgot which one. Darn.)

"You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first."
-- John Gustafson's father in "Grumpier Old Men"

Fidget: (motioning towards Olivia) We have to l-lighten the load!
Ratigan: Oh, you want to lighten the load!
Fidget: (laughs deviously)
Ratigan: Excellent idea! (grabs Fidget by the ears and throws him overboard)
-- from The Great Mouse Detective (I don't know why, but I find that part amusing. XD )

Shifu: Do you want to learn kung fu?
Po: Yeah!
Shifu: Then I am your master!
Po: Okay! (sniffle)
Shifu: Don't cry.
Po: (almost in tears:) Okay.
-- from Kung Fu Panda

"Give me the plant!"
-- AUTO from Wall-E

"Trespassers don't get cookies!"
-- Ezra from The Haunted Mansion movie

"We Fockerized him!"
-- Bernie Focker from "Meet the Fockers" (I love that movie!)

"That's too bad. I could make you so happy. I'm smart as a whip; you won't meet another thief like me in the library again."
-- Thomas "Babe" Levy in Marathon Man (... Is it wrong to like the way he said this line? I swear, it is...)

"You cannot crush a cockroach!"
-- Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D. in Monsters vs. Aliens while fighting the giant robot probe.


Crossover Friendships:
(Note: These are friendships, not pairings!)

Madame Foster/Captain Peachfuzz (Foster's Home/Rocky & Bullwinkle) They're both kinda silly and seem a bit, er, unusual, so I thought it'd be fun to see these two be friends. Oh, the insane possibilities of what these two will do... XD (In fact, I'm going to use these two in my Alice in Wonderland parody where Peachfuzz is the Mad Hatter and Madame Foster is the March Hare.)

Boris Badenov/Penguin (Rocky & Bullwinkle/Batman) They're both short, evil guys who have a bit of a temper and like to wear black... And they both have funny-looking hats! (gets hit by Penguin's umbrella)

Mac/Lilo/Vivi (Foster's Home/Lilo & Stitch/Final Fantasy) What? They'd be cute friends.

Bender/Oogie (Futurama/Nightmare Before Christmas) They both like women and gambling, so why not?

Spongebob, Patrick/Fry (Spongebob Squarepants/Futurama) Ha ha. These guys would be funny friends. I like funny friends!

Amy Wong/Mindy Neptune (Futurama/Spongebob Squarepants) Well, they're both rich and think a bit alike, so why not?

XR/Reuben (Buzz Lightyear/Lilo & Stitch) I almost forgot about this one. Two somewhat-sarcastic and laid-back Disney characters being friends sounds like fun to me!

Michaelangelo "Mikey"/Beast Boy (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Teen Titans) Two humorous, teenage green guys who just so happen to be heroes being friends? Yes, please!

Basil/Gadget (Great Mouse Detective/Rescue Rangers) Well, they're both very intelligent Disney mice, so why not?

Cream/Olivia/Lilo (Sonic/Great Mouse Detective/Lilo & Stitch) I think it'd be pretty cute seeing three cute little girls be friends. :)

Penguin/Lilo (Batman/Lilo & Stitch) If anyone can understand the kind of pain that Penguin went through as a kid, it's Lilo. And if anyone could understand Lilo's situation, it's Penguin.

Onus/Fidget/Bloo (Treasure Planet/Great Mouse Detective/Foster's Home) Trust me, these three oddballs would definitely get into trouble. XD

Dry Bones/Kirby/Wall-E (Mario/Kirby/Wall-E) Woo-hoo! Think of the insanity!

Frankie Foster/Nani Pelekai (Foster's Home/Lilo & Stitch) With all the work and trouble these two have been to, I could easilly imagine them talking about it in a conversation and becoming good friends.

Po/Aang (Kung Fu Panda/Avatar) Not only would they be cool friends, but they'd make an awesome team too!

Launchpad/Wave (Darkwing Duck & Duck Tales/Sonic Riders) Hey, they're both birds that like tinkering with technology, so why not?

Dr. John D. Zoidberg/Dr. Jumbaa Jookiba/Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D. (Futurama/Lilo & Stitch/Monsters vs. Aliens) Woo! Go crazy doctors!

Sandy Cheeks/Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D. (Spongebob Squarepants/Monsters vs. Aliens) What? They'd be cool scientific buddies.

B.O.B./Patrick Star (Mosters vs. Aliens/Spongebob Squarepants) As someone on the Internet Movie Database (IMDb.com) pointed out, these two are very similar.


Crossover Teamups:
(Note: These are teamups, not pairings!)

Lilo/Mac/Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup/Billy, Mandy/Timmy/Dash/Ray-Ray/Haley/Eric, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Wendy, Butters/1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (Lilo & Stitch/Foster's Home/Powerpuff Girls/Grim Adventures/Fairy Odd Parents/Incredibles/Juniper Lee/American Dragon/KND) Lilo, Mac, Timmy, Billy, Mandy, Dash, Haley, Ray-Ray, the Powerpuff Girls and the South Park cast joining the Kids Next Door would be pretty cool...

Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward/Danny, Sam, Tucker/Jenny/Jimmy, Cindy, Sheen, Libby, Carl/Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda/Tak/Aang, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, Toph, Iroh/Gordon, Waffle, Mr. Blik (Spongebob Squarepants/Danny Phantom/Teenage Robot/Jimmy Neutron/Fairy Odd Parents/Tak and the Power of Juju/Avatar/Catscratch) A Nicktoons teamup!

Jack Skellington/Lilo, Stitch, Jumbaa, Pleakley/Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth, Will/Sora, Kairi, Riku/Kim, Ron, Rufus, Wade/Jake Long, Grampa, Haley/Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, Violet, Dash/Yin, Yang (Nightmare Before Christmas/Lilo & Stitch/Pirates of the Caribbean/Kingdom Hearts/American Dragon/Incredibles/Yin Yang Yo) A Disney teamup.

Mac, Bloo, Goo, Wilt, Frankie, Eduardo, Coco, Madame Foster/1, 2, 3, 4, 5/Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Patsy, Nina, Gretchen/Billy, Mandy, Grim/Ash, Misty, Brock, May/Ami, Yumi/Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Omi/Chowder/June (Foster's Home /KND/Camp Lazlo/Grim Adventures/Pokemon/Puffi Ami Yumi/Xiaolin Showdown/Chowder/Juniper Lee) A Cartoon Network teamup.

Hamsterveil/Fearless Leader/Plankton (Lilo & Stitch/Rocky & Bullwinkle/Spongebob Squarepants) Come on! Three villains from cartoon shows who like to insult people teaming up sounds pretty funny to me! (Besides, I'd like to see how Boris and Natasha react to Gantu and Reuben.)

Boris, Natasha/Penguin (Rocky & Bullwinkle/Batman) If Boris and Penguin are alike enough to be friends, then why not teammates? (With Natasha tagging along, of course.)

Entire Super Smash Bros. games cast (all three of the games)/Entire Sonic games, comics and cartoon cast (Super Smash Bros. games/Sonic) DDDDDDuuuuddddeeeee!!

Jack O'Lantern/Poison Ivy/Bushroot (Grim Adventures/Batman/Darkwing Duck) The day when plants attack!

Grim, Billy, Mandy, Irwin/Batman, Robin, Batgirl/Darkwing Duck, Launchpad, Quiverwing Quack (Grim Adventures/Batman/Darkwing Duck) If Jack, Ivy and Bushroot can team up, then why not their enemies?

Joker, Harley Quinn/Quackerjack (Batman/Darkwing Duck) Hey, if Bushroot can team up with Ivy, then why not let Quackerjack team up with Joker and Harley Quinn?

Davy Jones/General Grievous (Pirates of the Caribbean/Star Wars) Holy fudgecakes! That'd be one of if not the most kickass team ever!

Spongebob, Patrick/Rocky, Bullwinkle (Spongebob Squarepants/Rocky & Bullwinkle) I'm actually using that teamup in one of my stories.

Plankton, Karen/Boris, Natasha, Fearless Leader (Spongebob Squarepants/Rocky & Bullwinkle) Also using this one in the same story.

Dash/Haley/Ray-Ray (Incredibles/American Dragon/Juniper Lee) This'd be interesting to see.

Ron/Norm/Grim (Kim Possible/Fairy Odd Parents/Grim Adventures) Juliet just reminded me of this one. Oh the madness...

Grim/Desiree/Norm (Grim Adventures/Danny Phantom/Fairy Odd Parents) Inspired by Juliet Gamer. Not only would they be a cool magical team-up, but Grim and Norm would probably argue over which one of them Desiree likes better... lol.

Basil, Dawson/The Rescue Rangers (Great Mouse Detective/Rescue Rangers) ... Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this'd be cool.

Master Yoda/Master Shifu/"Gramps" (Star Wars/Kung Fu Panda/American Dragon) A master of the force, a master of kung fu, and a dragon master. Yeah, these three would so totally kick ass.

Po/Aang (Kung Fu Panda/Avatar) The Dragon Warrior and the Avatar. That'd be so cool!

EVE/Tigress, Viper/Leela/Mulan/Sandy/Sally Acorn, Bunnie Rabbot/Samus/Susan/Violet, Elastigirl (WALL-E/Kung Fu Panda/Futurama/Mulan/Spongebob/Sonic/Metroid games/Monsters vs. Aliens/Incredibles) Come on, y'all! Let's hear it for kick-butt heroine-femmes!


Pairings:
(Note: Anything with an AU before it means they're an Alternate Universe character, where the character's are a bit different.)

Non-Crossovers:

Spongebob Squarepants: Sandy/Spongebob or Lord Royal Highness "LRH"; Mindy/LRH or Patrick; Mr. Krabs/Mrs. Puff; Gary/Snellie; Pearl/Dirty Bubble "D.B.", Squidward, Larry or Don; Karen/Plankton or Squidward; Squidward/OC; Squilliam/OC; Plankton/OC; LRH/OC; Barnacleboy/OC; Dirty Bubble/OC

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Sally/Jack; Lock/Shock; AU Oogie/AU Sally; Oogie/OC; Barrel/OC; Mayor/OC; Harlequin "Harley" Demon/OC

Cars: Lightning/Sally; Ramone/Flo; Minnie/Van; Strip Weathers "The King"/Mrs. Weathers "Mrs. King"; Wingo/Mia; Snot Rod/Tia; Mater/Dorlene or Emma (Emma's from the Maternational game); Mater/OC; Chick "Thunder" Hicks/OC; Doc/OC; Sheriff/OC; Luigi/OC; Guido/OC

Lilo and Stitch: Temporary Lilo/Stitch, Reuben or Sparky (at least until she gets older, like in her teens); Angel/Stitch; Nani/David or Jumbaa; Yin/Yang; Grand Councilwoman/Gantu or Cobra Bubbles; Bonnie/Clyde; Jumbaa/OC; Reuben/OC; Pleakley/OC

Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam; Dash/Pauline

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Wilt/Frankie; Bloo/Goo; Berry/Bendy or Red; Jackie Khones/Fluffer Nutter; Coco/OC; Eduardo/OC; Bendy/OC; Red/OC

Pirates of the Caribbean: Will/Elizabeth; Jack/Anamaria (I know it wouldn't be permanent, but I don't care); Tia Dalma/Davy Jones or Barbossa; Norrington/OC; Barbossa/OC; Pintel/OC; Raghetti/OC

Kung Fu Panda: Po/Tigress; Viper/Mantis; Crane/Mei Ling; Monkey/OC (Hey, I can't leave Monkey a bachelor! That's just not right!); Zeng/OC

Wall-E: Wall-E/Eve (duh!); John/Mary; Twinky/Hal; AUTO/OC; MO/OC; Burn-E/OC

Monsters vs. Aliens: Susan/Dr. Cockroach; B.O.B./Jell-O (Hey, if Skipper/Lola the bobble-head doll has supporters, why not B.O.B./Jell-O?); Link/OC

Codename Kid's Next Door: 3/4; 2/5, 86 or Lizzie; 1/Lizzie or 5

Mario: Peach/Mario or Luigi; Daisy/Luigi or Waluigi; Toadette/Toad or Bowser Jr.; Yoshi/Birdo; Dry Bones/Windmillville's Sheperdess; Mona/Wario

Sonic: Sonic/Sally or Amy; Bunnie/Ant; Rouge/Shadow, Knuckles or Espio (preferrably Shadow); Tails/Cosmo, Marine or Cream; Cream/Charmy; Cosmo/Gamma or Charmy (Don't ask); Tikal/Knuckles or Chaos; Wave/Jet or Storm; Silver/Blaze; Vanilla/Vector or Big; Espio/Sonia; Storm/OC; Espio/OC

Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy: Sora/Kairi; Namine/Roxas or Pence; Demyx/Larxene; Olette/Hayner, Pence or Roxas; Leon/Yuffie; Cloud/Tifa; Fuu/Seifer or Rai; Vivi/Eiko (sp?); Axel/OC; Riku/OC

Camp Lazlo: Patsy/Lazlo or Raj; Gretchen/Edward or Clam (preferrably Edward); Lumpus/Jane; Sampson/Almondine; Nina/Dave, Ping-Pong or Clam (preferrably Clam); Miss Mucus/Commander Hooha or Nurse Leslie; Slinkman/OC

Star Wars: Pademe/Anakin, Vader or Obi-Wan; Han/Leia; Grievous/Aayla Secura; Kit Fisto/Shaak Ti; Jar-Jar/OC

The Batman: Ragdoll/Catwoman; Joker/Harley Quinn; Penguin/OC; Poison Ivy/OC

Catscratch: Gordon/Human Kimberly; Blik/Katarina; Waffle/OC

Futurama: Leela/Fry or Bender; Amy/Kif or Zoidberg (What? I like ZoidAmy); Hermes Conrad/Mrs. Conrad; Tinny Tim/Pramela; AU Zoidberg/AU Amy; Bender/OC; Flexo/OC

Teen Titans: Robin/Starfire; Beast Boy/Terra; Jynx/Kid Flash; Cyborg/Bumblebee

Grim Adventures: Mandy/Nergal Jr.; Velma/Grim or Creeper; Hoss/Eris; Nergal/Aunt Sis

Fairy Odd Parents: Cosmo/Wanda; Timmy/Trixie; Anti-Cosmo/Anti-Wanda

Kim Possible: Kim/Ron; Shego/Drakken

Pokemon: Ash/Misty; Jessie/James; Pikachu/Ketchup (LOL! It's like Twinky/Hal and BOB/Jell-O. Hilarious!)

Powerpuff Girls: Bubbles/Boomer; Buttercup/Butch or Mitch

Xiaolin Showdown: Kimiko/Raimundo or Omi

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Katara/Aang; Toph/Aang or Sokka; Zuko/Mai

Chowder: Mung Daal/Truffles; Shnitzel/Endive (Don't ask me why though.); Panini/Gorgonzola (For some reason, I prefer this way more than Panini/Chowder. Go Gorgonini!)

Rocky & Bullwinkle: Boris Badenov/Natasha Fatale (Oh come on! You think they'd stay together for 50 years and not have feelings for each other? Besides, Boris is always calling her "honey-bun" or something along those lines, and in the movie Natasha revealed that she did love him. They were obviously meant to be!)

Crossover pairings:

Bubbles Utonium/Odd Della Robbia (Powerpuff Girls/Code Lyoko)

Tucker Foley/Monique (Danny Phantom/Kim Possible) This one's mine.

Plankton/Hunkahunka or Poxy (Spongebob Squarepants/Lilo & Stitch) Don't ask. Please, just don't.

Vivian/Vivi or Eduardo (Paper Mario/Final Fantasy or Foster's Home) TR (Tiny Rocket) got me to like Vivian/Eduardo, and I guess I got into Vivi/Vivian.

Lilo/Mac or Vivi (Lilo & Stitch/Foster's Home or Final Fantasy) I really like Mac/Lilo, but I also kinda like Lilo/Vivi.

Mac/Lisa Simpson (Foster's Home/Simpsons) Actually, Especially Awesome Insanity (a.k.a. EAI, now Bucking Frilliance "BF") got me interested in it.

Reuben/Berry (Lilo & Stitch/Foster's Home) Yes, it's mine. Why? Because Bloo dislikes her! She deserves somebody more like her; stubborn, bittersweet and a little mean. Reuben a.k.a. 625 fits that. Plus, they're both teddy bear-like, and when you think about it, Jumbaa's experiments and imaginary friends are alike in various ways.

Rouge/Rocko or Puss in Boots (Sonic/The Pebble and the Penguin or Shrek) Alyssa (Alyssalioness94) got me hooked on Rouge/Rocko, and I somehow got interested in Puss/Rouge. Poor Rouge. Beauty is a curse.

Juniper "June" Lee/Danny "Phantom" Fenton or Jake Long (Juniper Lee/Danny Phantom or American Dragon)

Clay/Ember or Ariel (Xiaolin Showdown/Danny Phantom or Little Mermaid) Juliet Gamer introduced me to these pairings and I love them!

Desiree/Grim or Norm (Danny Phantom/Grim Adventures or Fairy Odd Parents) Juliet Gamer introduced me to these ones too. Thanks again, Juliet!

Kim/Diego (Kim Possible/Ice Age) Juliet got me to like this one.

Ron Stoppable/May Maple (Kim Possible/Pokemon) Seeing how Juliet has Kim paired with Diego, I thought it'd be cute to pair Ron up with someone else too. I chose May because if Ash goes with either Misty or Ami, then whose she gonna have?

Yumi/Riku (Hihi Pufi Ami Yumi/Kingdom Hearts) What? I like Yumiku/Rikumi.

Roxas/Raven (Kingdom Hearts/Teen Titans) Hey, Raven needs someone too...

Haley/Dash or Ray-Ray (American Dragon/The Incredibles or Juniper Lee) I forget who got me to like Dash/Haley, but I do know CPT got me into Ray-Ray/Haley.

Dash/Yin (Incredibles/Yin Yang Yo!) Hey, if Haley decides to go with Ray-Ray, then who's gonna be there for Dash?

Ash/Ami (Pokemon/Hihi Pufi Ami Yumi)

Frankie Foster/Axel (Foster's Home/Kingdom Hearts) Somebody convinced me after I read their Foster's Home/Kingdom Hearts crossover.

Azula/Bender or Axel (Avatar/Futurama or Kingdom Hearts) Both mine. I'm so weird...

Karen/Bender or Flexo (Spongebob Squarepants/Futurama) I know she's married to Plankton, but think about it. Bender and Flexo are closer in "species" to Karen then Plankton. And I kinda like Flexo/Karen better than Karen/Bender just 'cause Bender's not very dependable.

Jack O'Lantern/Poison Ivy (Grim Adventures/Batman) What? They're both part plant-part human, they hate someone dark (Grim for Jack and Batman for Ivy), they both control plants and they've both attempted to take over the world at least once. I think it'd be cute!

Mandy/Zim (Grim Adventures/Invader Zim) Tomboyishgirl (Tomboyishgirl108) introduced me to it.

Dr. Zoidberg/Betsy "Mama" Krabs (Futurama/Spongebob Squarepants) What? I think it's cute.

Alvin/Sally Acorn (Alvin & the Chipmunks/Son.) Since CPT introduced it to me, I liked it!

Heather/Simon, Crash, Eddie or Rocky (Over the Hedge/Alvin & the Chipmunks, Ice Age or Rocky & Bullwinkle) CPT came up with Simon/Heather; Alyssa suggested Crash/Heather/Eddie, and I actually kinda like Rocky/Heather.

Cream/Chowder (Sonic/Chowder) You're not alone on this, EAI! ChowCream rules!

Lazlo/Fifi la Fume (Camp Lazlo/Tiny Toon Adventures) EAI got me interested in this one too.

Mowgli/Melody (Jungle Book/Little Mermaid 2) Alyssa's idea.

Kaa/Trillie (Jungle Book/Fairy Odd Parents) Juliet's idea.

Jack Spicer/Rika (Xiaolin Showdown/Digimon) Er, DarkMagicianmon's idea?

Sokka/Sailor Jupiter (Avatar/Sailor Moon) Actually, this idea came from M-B (Movie-Brat).

Jenny/Lightning McQueen or Danny "Phantom" Fenton (Teenage Robob/Cars or Danny Phantom)

Lucario/Renamon (Pokemon/Digimon) I think this one was originally conceived from a joke during a match on the CBUB, but I actually like it.

Falco/Wave (Star Fox/Sonic) Now this one is mine.

Yang/Berry (Yin Yang Yo!/Tonkyo Mew Mew) Thanks Erin!

Oliver/Marie (Oliver & Co./Aristocats) As Alyssa pointed out, these two Disney cats would be purr-fect together!

Fiefel/Olivia (American Tail/Great Mouse Detective) What? I think it'd be cute to see these two 1986 animated movie mice get together.

Goo/Flapjack (Foster's Home/Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) I know I said I dislike Flapjack, but I couldn't help thinking of this one. They're both crazy and annoying chatterboxes that I don't particularly like.

Viper/Dojo or Mushu (Kung Fu Panda/Xaiolin Showdown or Mulan)

Mantis/Rosie or Charolette (Kung Fu Panda/A Bug's Life or Charolette's Web) (So sue me if Charolette's name is spelled wrong.) Hey, if Viper is with either Dojo or Mushu, why can't I pair Mantis with someone else too? I can't leave him a bachelor!

Him/Nemesis (Powerpuff Girls/Foster's Home) This one kinda surprised me. Is it just me, or are they alike in some very awkward way?

Isis/Meowth (Krypto the Superdog/Pokemon) Sorry Alyssa, but I think Isis is better off with someone who was actually born a cat. (Or at least something similar.) Besides, Meowth needs some lovin' too.

Hal/GLaDOS/AUTO (2001: A Space Oddyssey/Portal/WALL-E) This was majorly inspired by some random fanart I found.

Go-4/Dor-15 ("Doris") (WALL-E/Meet the Robinsons) Well, they're both evil, 3-D animated Disney robots that are somewhere from the future, so why not? (Yes, I realize that Go-4 is way farther in the future than Doris and that technically they both don't exist anymore, but I don't care.)

Master Shifu/Ming Meerkat (Timon's Mom) (Kung Fu Panda/Lion King 1-1/2) (Why do I call her Ming? 'Cause I got friggin' tired of typing out "Timon's mom" all the time. Plus it seemed like a good name for her. So sue me.) Well, they're both single parents (Shifu adopted Tigress in Secrets of the Furious Five, in case you didn't know or forgot) who seem to have a bit of a stubborn attitude when they want and can seem pretty bossy and/or threatening when they want. (Remember that little scene when Timon's Mom hears about her son's quest from Rafiki? She hit him with his own stick and stepped on his foot.) And they do have a heart when it comes to their kids. (Why else would Shifu adopt Tigress even though nobody else would?) Although I don't think Timon and Tigress would be fond of seeing their parents together though... At first anyway. If it went on long enough, I guess maybe they would. (And one odd note that's totally just my own oppinion: If they were to have kids, I bet they'd be really cute. ;D )

AU Master Shifu/AU Vanilla Rabbit (Kung Fu Panda/Sonic) Think about it; in another universe, isn't it possible that Shifu could be Cream's illegitimate father? I think it's possible.

(AU?) Shifu/(AU?) EVE (Kung Fu Panda/WALL-E) (Note: This is a semi-crack pair.) Woo! I don't know. They're both (mostly) white with blue eyes, they're both awesome, they both kick butt, they can both be stubborn but sweet; they've got quite a bit in common. Though I think WALL-E would be upset if this ever happened... But in reality it'd be kinda weird. I mean, come on. He's a red panda and she's a robot (it's kinda weird picturing Shifu having a thing for robotic chicks), and they're both from completely different times. Plus, if Wall-E was still somehow in the picture, things would really be messed up. :P

Crack Pairs and/or Alternate Age/Form Pairs (A/N: These are mostly if not purely random and/or for fun):

Fuu/Teenage human Fidget (Kingdom Hearts vers./Great Mouse Detective) Don't ask. Please.

Teenage human Bill the Lizard/Olette (Alice in Wonderland/Kingdom Hearts vers.) Hoo boy. :P

Human or Fairy Namine/Professor Ratigan; rat form or teenage human form (Kingdom Hearts/Great Mouse Detective) It's a crackpair, people. Don't take it too seriously.

Professor Ratigan/Queen of Hearts a.k.a. Queen Redd; rat form (Great Mouse Detective/Alice in Wonderland) Jeeze. I think DBV's Nutcracker parody's going to my head... I know in that story that Queen Redd is his mother, but I seriously don't think she's old enough to be his mom and I don't think Ratigan is young enough to be her son. However, they are quite alike. After all, they're both short-tempered, they both want things their way, they hate being insulted or otherwise embarrassed, and they both like to kill people that insult them or they highly dislike in nasty ways (Queen Redd has someone's head cut off and Ratigan either feeds whoever it is to Felicia or creates a sinister trap for them). And Ratigan was after the throne in GMD, and she is royalty (duh). (I know she's married, but in case you forgot, in the movie the King of Hearts is the human king equivalent of Piglet.)

Adult Jazz Fenton/Lord Royal Highness "LRH" (Danny Phantom/Spongebob Squarepants) Yes, it's mine. Think about it. They're both really smart and they're both imperfect perfectionists in their own way. Oh yeah, and they both have orange hair. (Feel free to either laugh and/or facepalm yourself about that last part.)

AUTO/Wave (WALL-E/Sonic) Well, what can I say? Wave must really like technology... LOL!

Shifu/Viper (Kung Fu Panda) I don't like them as a serious couple, just a purely-for-laughs couple. (Honestly, could there even be a more random pairing in the Kung Fu Panda section than this one? Minus going into the subject of yaoi and yuri and gender-bending, I don't think it gets any weirder... Though Mantis/Tigress comes close... Bah! You get the idea!)

Tigress/Mantis (Kung Fu Panda) This is the only other Kung Fu Panda crackpair that comes close to the giving me the same amusement as Shifu/Viper. It's close, but as far as amusement goes, this is second only to Shifu/Viper a.k.a. Vifu. (Yes, I gave the thing a name. Whaddya gonna do about it?!)

Hades/Ariel (Hercules/Little Mermaid) You were right, Nausicaa! This is a funny crack pair! XD

Princess Peach/Oogie Boogie (Mario/Nightmare Before Christmas) LOL! OMG! BLDK, this crack pair is hilarious! This so tops my Boris/Peach crackpair! By far! LOL! XD

Princess Peach/Boris Badenov (Mario/Rocky & Bullwinkle) I really like this crackpair. It's not as hilariously funny as BLDK's Peach/Oogie, but in its own right I think it's pretty funny.

Spongebob Squarepants/Tigress (Spongebob/Kung Fu Panda) Haha! Woot! I know Tigress is kinda like Sandy, but this would never work out. Why? Because Spongebob would probably annoy the living crap out of her! And unlike Sandy, Tigress wouldn't be able to tolerate it.

Bonnie/Dr. Cockroach (Lilo & Stitch/Monsters vs. Aliens) Oh man, think about how many arguments these two would get into!

One-Sided Pairings:

Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick, Squidward, Plankton or LRH/Sandy (Patrick, Squidward, Plankton or LRH likes Sandy.)

Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie/Sally (Oogie likes Sally); Barrel/Shock (Barrel likes Shock)

Cars: Mater or Chick/Sally (Mater or Chick likes Sally); Mia and/or Tia/Lightning (Mia and/or Tia like Lightning)

Foster's Home: Mac or Bloo/Frankie (Mac or Bloo likes Frankie); Bendy or Red/Berry (Bendy or Red likes Berry)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack or Norrington/Elizabeth (Jack or Norry likes Lizzie)

Kung Fu Panda: Young Tigress or Young Viper/Shifu (a young Tigress and/or a young Viper has a crush on Shifu that fades after adulthood. Sorry, but that's as close as I'll get to actually liking Shifu/Tigress.); Viper/Shifu (Viper likes Shifu. I don't know why I like this one, but I do.)

Mario: Waluigi/Daisy (Waluigi likes Daisy); Bowser/Peach (Bowser likes Peach); Bowser Jr./Toadette (Bowser Jr. likes Toadette); Dry Bones/Birdo or Windmillville's Sheperdess (Dry Bones likes Birdo or the Sheperdess)

Sonic: Amy/Sonic (Amy likes Sonic. Duh.)

Kingdom Hearts: Riku or Axel/Kairi (Riku or Axel likes Kairi)

Camp Lazlo: Patsy/Lazlo (Patsy likes Lazlo); Clam/Gretchen (Clam likes Gretchen)

Futurama: Zapp or Bender/Leela (Zapp or Bender likes Leela); Zoidberg or Zapp/Amy (Zoidberg or Zapp likes Amy)

Chowder: Panini/Chowder (Panini likes Chowder)

Wall-E: Auto/Eve (Auto likes Eve); Go-4/AUTO (Go-4 likes AUTO ... What?)

Edward/Shock (Camp Lazlo/Nightmare Before Christmas) Edward likes Shock. Yes, I'm weird, what gave you the first clue?

Jack O'Lantern/Sally Finklestein (Grim Adventures/Nightmare Before Christmas) Jack O'Lantern likes Sally.

King Julian/Sandy Cheeks (Madagascar/Spongebob Squarepants) King Julian likes Sandy.

Plankton or Pleakley/Leela (Spongebob Squarepants or Lilo & Stitch/Futurama) Plankton or Pleakley likes Leela. The line "You have a beautiful eye" comes to mind for some reason. lol.

Bushroot/Poison Ivy (Darkwing Duck/Batman) Bushroot likes Ivy. Yes, I'm messed up, quit reminding me.

Coco/Zoidberg (Foster's Home/Futurama) Coco likes Zoidberg. Yeah, don't ask.

Karen or Dor-15/AUTO (Spongebob Squarepants or Meet the Robinsons/WALL-E) Woo! Robot love!

Betsy "Mama" Krabs, Grandma Squarepants or Mama Tentacles/Davy Jones (Spongebob Squarepants/Pirates of the Caribbean) Mr. Krabs's mom, Spongebob's Grandma, and Squidward's mom all likes Davy. Poor Davy. Heh heh.

Rico/Mai (Madagascar/Avatar) Rico likes Mai, but the feeling's aren't returned. At all. Thanks for the idea Juliet!

Zoidberg/Ariel (Futurama/Little Mermaid) Zoidberg likes Ariel.

Quackerjack/Harley Quinn (Darkwing Duck/Batman) Quackerjack likes Harley Quinn. ... Stop staring at me!

Fidget/Rouge (Great Mouse Detective/Sonic) Fidget likes Rouge. What? I think it'd be funny to have Rouge being followed by a cute, peg-legged bat with a broken wing.

OC Pairings:

Penguin/Snowflake "Snow" Pelekai a.k.a. 523.5 (Batman/My Lilo & Stitch OC) It took me a while to sort it out, but there it is. :P

Bender Bending Rodriguez/Future Kimi Finster (Futurama/tomboyishgirls's Rugrats All Grown Up OC)

Skipper/Olivia Forest (Madagascar/Juliet Gamer's OC)

Deathley McClash/Mr. Blik (Especially Awesome Insanity's OC/Catscratch)

Doodlebob/Scribble-Sandy (Spongebob Squarepants/my Spongebob Squarepants OC) Hey, Doodlebob has to get a little lonely in that picture all by himself, don't you think?

Monty Sirius/Carolyn Cheeks (my Spongebob Squarepants OCs) It's sort of an opposites-attract thing.

Oogie/Molly fluff (Nightmare Before Christmas/Sydney Daimao's Nightmare Before Christmas OC) Dude, that is one of the best NBC OCs I've ever seen. I reccommend Sydney's "The Nightmare After Christmas" to any Oogie fans.

Bill the Lizard/Sally Salamander (Alice in Wonderland/my OC) Hey, if no one else is gonna let my favorite lizard have some love, I might as well let him have some.

One-sided(?) NIRA/AUTO (my WALL-E OC/WALL-E) Honestly, I see it working kinda like how WALL-E and EVE started on Earth, but I'm not sure if AUTO would ever return the feelings... Probably not, but I'd still like to see her try to go for it.

BURN-E/NIRA/MO (WALL-E/my WALL-E OC/WALL-E) Hey, if she can't have AUTO and poor MO and BURN-E are still bachelors, why not?

Bella/Espio (my OC/Sonic) Face it, Espio needs a girl. Actually, this pairing didn't occur to me until recently, to be honest.

Storm/Whirlwind (Sonic/my Sonic OC) Well, one day I just kinda went off and created a character, and somehow she ended up a lot like Storm in some respects so... Yeah.

Whirlwind/Wave (my Sonic OC/Sonic) Don't know how this one came to mind, but it did. (Funny. Whirl is the first bisexual character that I've ever created...)

One-sided Erin/AUTO (MuchaLuchaandMe's OC/WALL-E) This one is sooooo cute! M.L., you are a genius!

One-sided(?) MoiRa/Shifu (A WALL-E OC; one of EVE's "sisters"/Kung Fu Panda) Well, if Shifu can't have EVE, one of her sisters is probably the next best thing, right? I chose MoiRa 'cause she seems to be more like him than the others to me... Plus it reminds me of the romance between Harvey Shine and Kate Walker in "Last Chance Harvey". But this really isn't my favorite Shifu pairing.

One-sided Sandramatronic a.k.a. Marianne Suzanne/Fearless Leader (my Spongebob Squarepants OC/Rocky & Bullwinkle) Well, I couldn't have it be a mutual thing seeing how Fearless Leader obviously couldn't and wouldn't love her, even if he knew how to, but seeing how he doesn't know how, it makes it even funnier to me.
(Fearless Leader: I hate you!)
(Me: I know.)

OC Kid Pairings:

Ringo Neptune Star/Edna Wong Zoidberg (Patrick & Mindy's Son/AU Amy & AU Zoidberg's daughter) This is gonna be explained later. I would explain it if I was a deviantart member, but seeings how I'm not... And seeing how I wouldn't know how to get my pictures up on there anyway...

Freddie Pelekai Cobblepot/Scarlet Fatale Badenov (Penguin & Snowflake's Son/Boris & Natasha's daughter)

Self-Inserts/Author pairings:

Erin/Tails (Erinbubble92/Sonic)

Alyssa/Shadow (Alyssalioness94/Sonic)

One-sided Cartoonatic/Davy Jones (Cartoonatic55, me/Pirates of the Caribbean) I like Davy, but the feelings aren't returned. At all. But I don't care. Hee hee...


Pairings I don't quite get:

Squidward/Sandy (Spongebob Squarepants) Sorry, Squandy fans, but I didn't see any Squid/Sandy fluff in the episodes I was supposed to.

Patrick/Sandy (Spongebob Squarepants) Yeah yeah, opposites attract, but not here they don't. If it was the smart Patrick, then maybe, but he blew it so no.

Jack/Shock (Nightmare Before Christmas) What?! No! Jack's way too old for her! I don't care if you alter her age or not, I don't think it would work.

Sally/Barrel or Lock (Nightmare Before Christmas) Read what I said about Jack/Shock. 'Nuff said.

Jack/Oogie (Nightmare Before Christmas) Sorry to any fans of this, but no. I doubt that the Pumpkin King and the Boogie Man are gay. Sally pretty much proved those points false. Besides, they're enemies! Why would they fight each other if they loved each other? Sounds pretty stupid to me... (Note: I realize that I like Ragdoll/Catwoman and they're enemies too, but at least they don't have some sort of deeply-rooted hatred for each other like these two.)

Bloo/Berry (Foster's Home) Um, Bloo doesn't like Berry that much, so no.

Mac/Goo (Foster's Home) No! They're friends and friends only! Mac deserves someone mild, smart, caring and sweet, like Lilo Pelekai or Lisa Simpson. Goo needs someone jumpy, imaginitive and chattery, like Flapjack.

Jack/Lizzie (Pirates of the Caribbean) Er, Jack tried to avoid her in At World's End, and she married Will, so this doesn't exactly work.

Sora/Riku (Kingdom Hearts) Sorry, but Sora's been thinking of Kairi romantically and Riku as a friend, not vice versa.

Robin/Raven (Teen Titans) Er, what? I don't hate it or highly dislike it, I'm just, er, confused.

Sora/Raven (Kingdom Hearts/Teen Titans) No! Kairi and Kairi only! Besides, she's better off with Roxas. Plus, Sora and Raven are just too... Different.

Sora/Ariel (Kingdom Hearts/Little Mermaid) Did you guys not play KH2?! Sora helped Ariel get with Eric! If that boy loved her, he would've refused to help and become jealous, which he didn't.

Sora/Jasmine (Kingdom Hearts/Aladdin) Same goes with this one, but with the replacement of Eric with Aladdin.

Tommy Pickles/Gaz Membrane (Rugrats/Invader Zim) Sorry, JusSonic, but Gaz is so not Tommy's type.

Shadow/Cream (Sonic) What the hell is this?! Cream is just six, for crying out loud! Shadow's way too old for her! The only thing that would come close to a romance for these two would be something along the lines of Shadow raping Cream. That's awful! Poor Cream! I don't want to see one of my favorite Sonic characters get raped by some messed-up killer hedgehog! :(

Amy/Patrick (Sonic/Spongebob Squarepants) Sorry Alyssa, but I don't see it. Like I said, she's obsessed with Sonic. Patrick isn't like Sonic. At all. And on another note, Patrick likes Mindy. Amy's not Mindy. And they're personalities differ way too much.

Spongebob/Sam (Spongebob Squarepants/Danny Phantom) It's kinda like the PatAmy case, but unlike that one, Sam already likes Danny, and Spongebob has got eyes for Sandy IMO.

Spongebob/Jazz (Spongebob Squarepants/Danny Phantom) Read what I said about SpongeSam, and you pretty much get my answer for this one as well. (Well, with the acception of Jazz being in love with Danny, 'cause she's his sister, and that'd be extremely sick. 8p )

Spongebob/Buttercup (Spongebob Squarepants/Powerpuff Girls) Sorry, Alyssa, but no. Read my response to SpongeSam. But instead of Danny, I'd rather see her with Butch or Mitch. Oh yeah, and Spongebob is in his 20's and Buttercup is 5. That's bad... Really bad...

Mac/Frankie (Foster's Home) This is a one-sided thing, people. Besides that, Mac's 8, Frankie's 22. Frankie's not a freaking pedophile! They're just friends!

Mac/Bloo (Foster's Home) They're not like that! Mac created Bloo to be his friend, and nothing more! Sheesh! Sickos.

Danny/Vlad (Danny Phantom) Age gap again, and worse. They're enemies, and they're relatives! (I know they're not blood relatives, but they're relatives nonetheless!)

Basil/Ratigan (Great Mouse Detective) Um, no offense to the few who like this but, they're arch enemies. Ratigan can't stand Basil and the feelings are mutual. (Thus why Ratigan made that totally friggin' awesome trap to kill him. DUH!) It's like the Jack/Oogie case. Shoudln't happen. Ever. Friends? Only if it's well-written. But lovers? Hell no!

Chowder/Panini (Chowder) No! Chowder dislikes Panini because she's too obsessed with him! He's better off with Cream! At least she woudln't try to hang around him 24-7. Go ChowCream! ... And Gorgonini! (is hit by multiple watermelons shot out of a cannon by obsessive Chownini fans)

Spongebob/Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants) Squidward highly dislikes Spongebob. Why would he love him? If it were one-sided where Spongebob likes him, fine, but not a real relationship.

Spongebob/Kevin C. Cucumber (Spongebob Squarepants) Kevin hates him too.

Edward/Lazlo (Camp Lazlo) It's like the Spongebob/Squidward case, nay exactly like the Spongebob/Squidward case. (Well, with the acception of age differences and species differences and... You get the idea.)

Slinkman/Lumpus (Camp Lazlo) Lumpus loves Jane Doe and he and Jane are married now. Get over it.

Shifu/Tigress (Kung Fu Panda) Whoa whoa whoa! Wait a minute! Shifu adopted Tigress as a daughter! That makes them family! And I hate incest pairings! (I know that by "adoption" it means they're not directly related, but indirectly they are! That's like secondary-incest to me.) Besides, there's a very big age difference here too.

Tigress/Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda) Again, age difference and enemies. Even if Tai Lung was somehow good again, I'd see this as more of a brother/sister friendship or a teammate friendship, if that. (Besides, they were both pretty much adopted by Shifu, thus making them like brother and sister and... Look at my argument for Shifu/Tigress about the secondary-incest thing.)

Viper/Crane (Kung Fu Panda) Um, where is everyone getting the idea for this pairing? There were absolutely no hints at it in the movie. Heck, they barely even looked at each other throughout the whole movie? Where's the chemistry?

Viper/Po (Kung Fu Panda) I know she was probably the first one to really like Po, but I see them more as friends/teammates rather than, er, lovers. No offense. I've tried seeing it, but I just can't. Sorry.

Oogway/anybody (Kung Fu Panda/anywhere) Seriously, I don't like seeing Oogway paired up with anyone, be they male, female, OC or canon. I just can't see him with anybody. At all. Period. He's one of the few characters that I'd like to remain a bachelor.

Shifu/anybody from the Kung Fu Panda franchise (Kung Fu Panda) Kinda like Oogway, but different. I'd like to see him in a serious relationship with someone, just not someone in the Kung Fu Panda series. It'd be too weird.

Isis/Thomas (Krypto the Superdog/Thomas the Tank Engine) Um, no. Isis is a cat, so she belongs with a cat, like Meowth or Puss in Boots (prefferably Meowth IMO). Thomas is a tank engine who 1: Should not be turned into a cat, a human or anything else IMO 'cause he's Thomas the Tank Engine, and that's how it should stay, and 2: He deserves a tank engine.

Link/Susan (Monsters vs. Aliens) Yeah, uh, Link's a flirt, and I don't think that's what Susan wants in a guy. No offense, but I just can't see Susan and Link as a couple. Susan and Doctor Cockroach, however...


Original Character (OC)/Self-Insert (SI) Pairings I Don't Quite Get Either:
(Note: One-sided OC or SI/canon chraracters are excluded 'cause those ones are fine.)

Sonic/OC (Sonic) Really guys, does he really need any more women (and/or men, if you're into that) to be paired up with?

Tails/OC (Sonic) Same goes with Tails.

Knuckles/OC (Sonic) Same here.

Shadow/OC (Sonic) He's got enough chicks (and/or dudes, if you're into that) that he could be paired with. Why bring in an OC for the job that a canon character can do?

Amy Rose/OC or SI (Sonic) Why? There are plenty of men (and/or women, if your'e into that) that she could be with! Like I said with Shadow, why get an OC to do the job a canon chracter can do just as well?

Tikal/OC or SI (Sonic) Yeah, uh, no.

Rouge/OC or SI (Sonic) ROUGE HAS GOT ENOUGH GUY/GIRL TROUBLES, OKAY?!

Shifu/OC or SI (Kung Fu Panda) Yeah yeah, I know I have an OC that I paired with Shifu, but it's not my ultimately favorite Shifu pairing. (Shifu/Ming is my favorite.) Why don't I like it? I don't know. The OCs always seem to sound a bit Mary Sue-ish to me. At times it seems almost as if the OC's creator was like "OMG! Shifu ish so super-hawt, but I can't really have him, so I might as well make a totally awesome OC/put myself as a KFP character for him!" Sheesh. At least the original reason I created MoiRa wasn't so that she could breed with Shifu and give birth to his babies... Though I don't think she could even if they wanted to have kids. O.o

Crane/OC or SI (Kung Fu Panda) These pairings just really turn me off. Like Crane/Viper.

Mantis/OC (Kung Fu Panda) Um, no. Just no.

Tai Lung/OC or SI (Kung Fu Panda) Okay, I know he may be good-looking (well, to some people), but does he really need so much attention?! I mean, come on! (Don't get me wrong, I like a little Tai Lung/OC-SI stuff sometimes, but not tons of it!)

Tigress/OC or SI (Kung Fu Panda) Doesn't she have enough guy problems? (I can't say girl problems that much 'cause there are only two possible/logical choices as far as girls are concerned...)

Spongebob/OC or SI (Spongebob) I really don't think he needs someone's OC or an SI. If he's paired with someone that's not a canon-character in the series, then I'm not interested, no matter how good he/she is. Sorry.

Patrick/OC or SI (Spongebob) Same thing with Patrick.

Sandy/OC (Spongebob) I, er, don't really like these. I don't know why, I just don't. (Though there may be some exception somewhere.)

AUTO/OC (WALL-E) Yeah, I know he's attractive in a unique way, and I know I have an OC pairing with him, but honestly, I don't think he needs that much OC attention. It's like Tai Lung's case.

Wilt/OC or SI (Foster's Home) At first I kinda liked them, but eventually they got really boring 'cause they all started to sound the same.

Eduardo/OC (Foster's Home) Okay, there may be some exception out there, but I haven't found it yet.

Coco/OC (Foster's Home) Kinda like the case with Eduardo.

Bloo/OC (Foster's Home) I don't really think he deserves it.

Mac/OC or SI (Foster's Home) Like the Wilt/OC-SI ones, they started out kinda interesting (in the times before Goo was around), but then they got real boring and I eventually lost interest entirely.

Captain Jack Sparrow/OC or SI (Pirates of the Caribbean) In small doses it's okay, but in the large, overflowing doses that there are it's an eyesore.

Will Turner/OC or SI (Pirates of the Caribbean) He's married to Elizabeth, remember? (If you haven't seen the third one yet, sorry. Unintended spoiler!)

Hector Barbossa/OC or SI (Pirates of the Caribbean) Okay, I haven't seen any SIs with Hector yet, so that wouldn't bother me too much I guess, but as far as OCs are concerned... For crying out loud, give him a break! It's like the Jack/OC-SI thing. Overused.

Davy Jones/OC or SI (Pirates of the Caribbean) One-sided ones where the OC or SI is infauctuated with him, maybe, but other than that no. It's not my favorite. (Thought there may be a few exceptions...)

Cutler Beckett/OC or SI (Pirates of the Caribbean) I don't give a damn about Beckett. He and Mercer are my least favorite characters from the whole movie series. I'm glad they're dead!

Obi-Wan Kenobi/OC or SI (Star Wars) In small doses I suppose it's okay, but still...

General Grievous/OC or SI (Star Wars) Yes he's awesome, but he's got like ten wives and 30 kids for crying out loud! (Though that doesn't mean I wouldn't like to see him with other women...) This one is just like the Davy Jones/OC-SI case, okay? Let's just leave it at that.

Ash Ketchum/OC (Pokemon) Is this really necessarry?

Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D./OC or SI (Monsters vs. Aliens) Yeah, uh, no. Look at the reasoning for why I don't like Shifu/OC pairs... With the acception of MoiRa liking him, of course, 'cause she doesn't.


OCs:
(Warning! Spoilers, spoilers spoilers!)
(Note: If you want to use one of my OCs, please ask me first... With the acception of Juliet Gamer and Michelle Earls. I can trust them to keep 'em in character.)

Snowflake "Snow" Pelekai (Experiment 523.5)
Species:
Alien experiment
Age: Unknown
Looks: Exactly like Experiment 523, Slushy, but wears a snow white dress. She has long eyelashes, and appears to have a more, er, feminine anatomy, if you catch my drift...
Accent: None
History/Personality: The identical twin experiment to experiment 523: Slushy, only a female and much more deadly. She was created when one of Jumbaa's machines accidentally split one of Slushy's genes in two creating her. She's stronger than Slushy and she has inherited the killer instinct that her "twin cousin" should have had. Her experiment pod accidentally got stuck on a ship headed toward Gotham City but was sunken by Mr. Freeze, causing her pod to rehydrate. She teams up with him and he uses her in a plot to get a valuable diamond from the Gotham Jewel Display, but she runs into trouble when she finds Penguin there. After fighting his kabuki twins and then him, Freeze calls it off and summons her back to his hideout. Months later after more attempt-heists and chance meet-ups with Penguin the two were rumored to have a bit of a fevered love-hate relationship that heats up when Joker and Harley trap them in a maddening fun house with hidden laughing-gas triggers everywhere and they're forced to work together to get out alive.
Random Fact: She's a Vincent Price fan.
Inspiration: I guess I created her when I started drawing Slushy in a dress with long eyelashes... Took me a while to realize it though.
Interesting Fact: Tom Kenny, the voice of Penguin, is actually married to Jill Talley, the possible voice of Snowflake.
Possible Voice: Jill Talley (voice of Karen from Spongebob Squarepants)

Doctor Montgomery "Monty" P. Sirius (Montgomery Python Sirius)
Species:
Atlantean
Age: 27
Looks: An Atlantean who looks similar to LRH, but his eyes are purple and his hair is green. He wears Dexter-like glasses with think lenses, his gloves are black, and he wears a white lab coat that covers his whole body down a quarter of the way down his legs. He wears red shoes that resemble those of a clown and green socks that go halfway up his legs.
Accent: English
History/Personality: One of the smartest Atlanteans of his time. Graduate of the ASA (Atlantean Science Acadamy) at the top of his class. His intelligence in Chemistry, Molecular Physics and Technology lead him to be the head of the scientific unit of Atlantis. He is in command of all the workers inside the science building in Atlantis and oversees all scientific developement there. He was the one that escourted Spongebob and his friends to see LRH in "Atlantis Squarepantis: The Real Deal" where afterwards he gets to know Sandy's cousin Carolyn better as she tries to roughen him up a bit. (It a way it works, but it backfires a little and she becomes a little softer.) He also makes an appearance in "Me and My Squirrel" and shows up again in "Atlantean Nights" as a suspect of Spongey's kidnapping.
Interesting fact: His name is ironic because Monty Python is a series with humerous acts and Sirius is his last name (based on Sirius Black from Harry Potter; pronounced "serious"). Monty Python isn't very serious at all. (Note: I'm bringing this up because Michael Palin, Monty's possible voice actor, is one of the six original "Pythons".)
Possible Voice: Michael Palin (Sir Galahad from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Carolyn Spice Cheeks
Species:
Ground squirrel
Age: 26
Looks: A lot like her cousin Sandy, but her fur is dark brown-almost black, her eyes are green and she has blond hair that she usually wears down with a red sparkling cowboy hat on top. She usually wears a white tanktop with blue denim jeans with a pair of cowboy boots that match her hat.
Accent: Texan
History/Personality: Sandy's cousin from Fort Worth. Carolyn's the same age as Sandy, but Sandy was born eight days after her. She's very outgoing and tough and she usually boasts that she could beat Sandy in most athletic sports, which upsets Sandy on the highest terms. She usually likes hanging around bars and tries challenging men that are twenty times her size to arm-wrestling or a chug-a-lug contest. She's a bit spoiled and likes to play rough with her cousin, which she's done ever since they were five. Towards the beginning of "Atlantis Squarepantis: The Real Deal" she pays an unexpected visit to her "lil' cousin's" home and moves in (without Sandy's permission). After Spongebob and Patrick ask Sandy about the Atlantean amulet, she sneaks into Atlantis with them. While she's there, she meets Monty and tries to roughen him up a bit. In a bit of a way, toward the end he does roughen up a little, but as a bit of a backfire, she becomes a bit more in touch with her softer side. She shows up again in "Me and My Squirrel" and again in "Atlantean Nights" as a suspect of Spongey's kidnapping.
Interesting facts: Her name is derived from Carolyn Laurence's name, the person who voices Sandy and a possible voice for her too.
Possible Voice: Carolyn Laurence (voice of Sandy in Spongebob Squarepants)

Mariah Clawplach
Species:
Decapodian
Age: Unknown
Looks: She looks a lot like her cousin Edna, but she has light blue eyes and wears a somewhat-revealing sparkling ocean blue dress as well as a lavendar bandana and pink sandals.
Accent: Yiddish
History/Personality: To sum up her personality, she may look pretty and appear friendly at first, but this is a clever disguise 'cause she's really a tough, selfish, lazy, stuck up bitch. She was Zoidberg's assistant at the Planet Express for a while and had a relationship with the doctor himself. But after a month her alternate personality started showing as she practically turned Zoidberg into her personal slave. After finding out what she was really doing, Fry, Bender, Leela and Amy finally convinced Hermes and the Professor to throw her out. After that she promised she'd get her revenge on Fry and the others and has an utter dislike for them.
Interesting fact: In an odd way, Mariah's name is an accidental pun on Mariah Carey's name.
Possible Voice: Lauran Tom (voice of Amy Wong in Futurama) with a bit of a Yiddish accent.

Sandramatronic (or Marianne Suzanne) Cheeks
Species:
Robot
Age: Approximately 1 month.
Looks: A metallic, robotic version of Sandy with green light-bulbish eyes like Bender's. She wears a burgundy dress much like Natasha's.
Accent: Robotic (think Karen and the Mackintalk) and Texan
History/Personality: Created by Plankton to keep Sandy from escaping Pottsylvania, the Sandramatronic was built stronger, faster, and smarter than Sandy, and the only emotion she can feel is rage. She's only allowed to take orders from Plankton and only reacts to his commands. However, when Sandy and the others are escaping Pottsylvania, Sandy figured out a way to hack into her system and reprogram her so that now her personality, primary target and objectives have changed. Sandy reprogramed her primary target from that of her friends to that of Fearless Leader and made the objective to "get" him. What Sandy didn't realize is that when she changed her objective to "get" Fearless Leader, it made her personality change into one that is similar to Panini. And guess which poor sap is the equivalent of Sonic in this equation? Yes, that's right. Poor Fearless Leader. Now he's got to deal with the obsessive Marianne Suzanne Cheeks. (She changed her name because she felt that it "just didn't feel right".) After the adventure, Marianne has somehow forced Fearless Leader to marry her and now she follows her "husband" wherever he goes.
Interesting Facts: Her original name, Sandramatronic, is a pun on both Sandy's full name (Sandra) and the word "Animatronic" (a machanical robot built to move, act and sometimes speak as if it were a real, living, flesh-and-blood human being), which is basically what she is. Her second name, Marianne Suzanne, comes from the term "Mary Sue", a word used to describe an OC that was made to be the perfect girlfriend for someone, which is exactly what she turns into after Sandy hacks into her system. (Random Note: The male term for Mary Sue is called a Gary Stu.)
Possible Voice: Carolyn Laurence (voice of Sandy).

Sally Samantha Alexandra Salamander
Species:
Salamander
Age: 26
Looks: She has yellow skin and a long tail that drags behind her. She's usually wearing a blue dress with white laced edges and a tan-colored Aussie Slouch hat with a few corks hanging from the sides. (Though when nobody's around, she occasionally dresses up in shorts and a short-sleeved shirt that match her hat and she'll have a red bandana wrapped around her neck.)
Accent: Australian
History/Personality: Sally is the daughter of an Austrailian salamander that owns a jellyfish farming factory, which for certain reasons had to be moved to a certain place in Wonderland. Sally was taken to the schoolhouse where she met Bill the Lizard for the first time. Though most of the other students teased her for her quirky behavior and unusual habits, Bill has stayed by her side and the two have been good friends ever since. As a matter of fact, Bill is actually one of the few friends she really has because hardly anybody really wants to be near her due to her odd personality. She speaks with an Austrailian accent and tells the most bizarre stories of things like giant mosquitos and riding catfish. Her favorite game is called the "William Tell" game where she puts an apple somewhere and tries to shoot an arrow through it. (Occassionaly she tries to do it while she's blindfolded.)
Interesting Facts: Sally's Pythonesque personality is actually based a bit on my own, but a bit more rediculous. I based her first name off of a character from a play called "Me and My Girl", who actually is in love with the main character of the play whose name is Bill.
Possible Voice: ?

NIaRA or NIRA (Neutralization Indicator and Rebooting Android)
Species:
Robot
Age: Somewhere around 700.
Looks: Kinda like GO-4, but with arms like EVE, a yellow light on top of her 'head' and a face-panel in front (like MO) with white square, pixel-eyes.
Accent: Robotic
History/Personality: NIRA is a type of robot with the purpose of detecting out-of-work robots and restoring them, regardless of what type of robot they are. This one in particular has accidentally reactivated AUTO. She has befriended most of the other robots, including WALL-E, EVE, MO, BURN-E, and most of the other "rejected robots" and being with them has seemingly made her more of a fun-loving type of robot as well.
Interesting Fact: Actually, she just sorta came to me one day while I was thinking of WALL-E.
Possible Voice: ?

Bella the Butterfly
Species:
Butterfly (no precise species)
Age: 16
Looks: Her body's a bit like a worm's, she has two pairs of black stick-like arms and two black stick-like feet. She has sky blue eyes with long eyelashes and two long antennae that hang behind her back and behind her wings. She has two wings (duh) with the top part being circular and the bottom parts being tear-shaped. She can change the color of any part of her body except her eyes, arms and legs, but she can make any part of her body turn invisible.
Accent: ?
History/Personality: Not much is known about where she came from or how she can change colors, but that rarely bugs her. She's bubbly, stubborn, and occasionally flirty, namely with Espio.
Interesting Fact: Actually, I just sorta came up with her one day during the summer as I was going to summer school to get ahead of my classes for my freshman year. I was looking through my Biology book during the lunch break, I saw a picture of a butterfly, I had some paper and drew a cartoonish butterfly and- Well, that was that.
Possible Voice: Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montanna)

Whirlwind "Whirl" the Eagle
Species:
Brown Eagle
Age: 18
Looks: She looks similar to Wave, but her feathers are light brown. She wears an ocean blue bandana-like cap on her head, a white tank-top, light blue jeans and red shoes with a white stripes that goes along the bottom. She has aqua eyes.
Accent: Brooklyn
History/Personality: She doesn't like to refer to her past. She grew up in a poor neighborhood somewhere in Brooklyn, New York with her over-worked auto-mechanic father, her stay-home mother, and her three sports-obsessed older brothers. No one knows much else about her family for she takes disgust in talking about them. A high-school dropout, she's very tomboyish, and she can be very pushy. She likes to make dirty, somewhat-perverted remarks and tease others, and her way of flirting with someone is very similar. She desperately wants to become a member of the Babylon Rogues.
Interesting Fact: Whirlwind is my first bisexual character, though at times it seems as if she's more one side than the other. Even to the point where some people, even those she is close friends with, seem to think she's either completely heterosexual or completely homosexual. But in reality, she's bi. Her family thinks she's completely lesbian and has disowned her for this fact and forced her out of her home, which is the reason as to why she dislikes referring to them.
Possible Voice: ?

Fock-R (Folio-Checking Robot)
Species:
Robot
Age: Unknown.
Looks: Like a silver, slightly blue-tinted ghost with a floating head. He has thick, black, removeable "glasses" which are his eyes and he has square, aqua-colored pupils. He has triangular arms with four triangular digits on each (three "fingers" and one "thumb"). He has a bright red bowtie.
Accent: Robotic
History/Personality: Fock-R is considered to be a bit of a nerd. He was originally created to check on books for any missing or damaged pages and repair them accordingly. Unfortunately, since the human race had long ago lost interest in books, Fock-R has lived on the "Demeter", a sistering ship of the "Axiom", in a long-abandonned librairy that had been long since forgotten... Until Burn-E just so happened to find him.
Interesting Facts: 1: Fo. is an abbreviation for "Folio", a word for a page in a book. The abbreviation for the word "check" is "ck." I looked it up in the dictionary.
2: In case you're curious, I did give him a similar name to that of the last name of the family in the movie "Meet the Fockers". And making him friends with Burn-E means they'd be... Burn-E and Fock-R... Which would be like Bernie Focker, the guy played by Dustin Hoffman. (Seriously, Bernie Focker was hilarious! Way to go, Mr. Hoffman!)
3: His name was a bit of an accident, believe it or not. o.O
Possible Voice: Ben Burtt (voice of Wall-E)


EVE's "Sisters":
(A/N: EVE's "Sisters" all look exactly like EVE with the acception of eye color, and they all have unique voices.)

AVA (Alien Virus Annihalater)
Eye Color:
Red
Accent: Slightly English
Directive: Detecting and determining the virus within a patient and destroying it.
About: AVA is like the mother of her "sisters" and is compassionate with them. She always seems to know what to do in a certain situation and is considered the "main mother" of the group. She always breaks up PolA and MoiRa's fights.
Possible Voice: Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins from... Where do you think?)

MinA (Mineral Analyzer)
Eye Color:
Orange
Accent: Texan
Directive: Detecting and determining minerals.
About: The youngest of the "sisters" (only a few years shy of TAMI), MinA is usually upbeat and bubbly much like a schoolgirl. She cares very much for her sisters and is often seen as the "upbeat cheerleader" of the group. She is closest with TAMI.
Possible Voice: Carolyn Laurence (voice of Sandy Cheeks in Spongebob Squarepants)

TAMI (Temporary Animal Motion Immobilizer)
Eye Color:
Yellow
Accent: Slightly Jamaican
Directive: An animal anaesthesiest/tranquilizer for the New York City Zoo.
About: The second-youngest of the "sisters" only to MinA, TAMI loves animals to almost a fault. She's always bringing home any stray animals she finds home with her and begging her sisters to let her keep them. She is closest with MinA.
Possible Voice: Candy Milo (voice of Coco in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

LanA (Landscape Analyst)
Eye Color:
Green
Accent: Californian
Directive: Checking on local wildlife and reporting any mishaps with the natural habitat.
About: LanA is very sensitive about the environment and like her sister TAMI, LanA also likes animals. She's very sensitive towards others feelings and is very caring. Out of all of her "sisters", she seems to be closest to MoiRa.
Possible Voice: Julia Roberts (Tinkerbell from Hook)

VI (Voice Indicator)
Eye Color:
Violet/Purple
Accent: Macintalk
Directive: Detection of any flaws in one's voice or matching one's voice to a supposed individual.
About: Not much is to be said about VI. She's very secretive about her job since the government demands for her to keep quiet about it. She's very observant and very patient. She has learned other languages from her "sister" TranA.
Possible Voice: Jill Taley (voice of Karen from Spongebob Squarepants)

MoiRa (Moisture Rationalizer)
Eye Color:
Pink
Accent: English
Directive: Determining water levels in clouds of certain areas and reporting them.
About: MoiRa, like AVA, is a motherly type to her "sisters". She loves to voice her honest oppinion whenever she can. She and PolA argue about almost everything. She seems to be closest to LanA out of all of her "sisters".
Possible Voice: Emma Thompson (Kate Walker in Last Chance Harvey)

CheSca (Chemial Scanner)
Eye Color:
Brown
Accent: Brooklyn
Directive: Checking for deadly chemicals in specified areas.
About: CheSca is very strict and harshly honest. She can be very stubborn and cold when she wants to be. The only person she seems to truly get along with is PolA, and vice versa. She's undoubtedly the most sarcastic of the bunch.
Possible Voice: Grey DeLise (voice of Frankie Foster in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

TranA (Translation Android)
Eye Color:
Gray
Accent: Mexican
Directive: Translating one language to another for any specified person.
About: TranA is very patient and understanding for most people. She cares very much for her "sisters". She's the one who taught VI, PolA and DiAna how to speak other languages. She seems to be the closest with DiAna.
Possible Voice: Alanna Ubach (Isabel Villalobos in Meet the Fockers)

InLi ("Inner Light")
Eye Color:
None
Accent: None
Directive: Determining the events in one's future, performing seances, and other paranormal activities.
About: The oldest, smartest and wisest of all the "sisters". She is the original EVE prototype, but unfortunately her eyesight has been taken due to some unknown flaw, but she has learned to do fine without it. She even refuses to have it back.
Possible Voice: June Foray (voice of Natasha Fatale in Rocky & Bullwinkle)

PolA (Police Android)
Eye Color:
White
Accent: German/Russian mix
Directive: Police officer robot
About: PolA is very stubborn and somewhat insensitive. She has a sense of patriotism and is extremely sexist towards men. She has a quick temper and when she's really upset she starts speaking German. She and MoiRa are almost always arguing.
Possible Voice: Tara Strong (voice of Raven in Teen Titans)

DiAna (Disorder Analyzer)
Eye Color:
Depends on her mood
Accent: Wisconsinian
Directive: Determining the mental disorder of someone.
About: DiAna is often fascinated by her patients and has developed a unique compassion and patience for them as well as her "sisters". TranA taught her how to speak other languages as well. She seems to be the closest with TranA.
Possible Voice: Catherine O'Hara (voice of Sally Finkelstein in The Nightmare Before Christmas)


OC Kids

(Same spoiler warning as the OCs. Still need my permission to use them.)

Spongey Cheeks Squarepants
Species:
Sponge-Squirrel/Squirrel-Sponge (Sponge x Squirrel)
Universe: 1
Mother: Sandy Cheeks (SS)
Father: Spongebob Squarepants (SS)
Siblings: Elvira Cheeks Squarepants (younger sister)
Other Relatives: Mr. and Mrs. Squarepants (grandparents; father's side); "Great-Granny" Squarepants (great-grandmother; father's father's side); Carolyn Cheeks ("aunt"); Monty Sirius ("uncle-in-law")

Looks: Spongey looks a lot like his father Spongebob, but his "skin" is light brown, and his teeth look a lot like his mother's, Sandy. He has two round ears that poke out from the top corners of his head, a furry tail, and deep blue eyes with a bit of brown near his pupils. He dresses a lot like Spongebob, with identical shoes, socks, belt and tie, but his pants are purple and the shirt he wears is green.
Accent: None
History/Personality: He's a bit naive about some things, but not as much as his dad. He enjoys cooking, inventing, school (math, science, cooking, P.E. and art are his favorite subjects), jellyfishing, blowing bubbles, surfing, singing, playing the guitar and practicing karate. He's quite attatched to his parents. He often refused to leave them when he was little, that is up until he met Patrick and Mindy's son Ringo, and eventually became best friends just like their dads were. Plankton's tried to kidnap Spongey various times in order to hold him randsom for the Krabby Patty formula, but every time his plan fails.
Inspiration: After seeing one of my comic strips where Sandy is pregnant with Spongebob's kid, one of my friends asked what the kid of Spongebob and Sandy would look like, so I took out a spare piece of paper and drew a rough versoin of what he would look like. Well, he looked so darn cute I decided to draw him again, but this time color it in and add in the details. Thus how my first ever OC kid came to be.
Interesting Fact: Any Spongebob fan knows that Tom Kenny is the voice of most if not all the male characters in the Squarepants family, so it seems only fitting that he should be the possible voice of Spongey.
Possible Voice: Tom Kenny (voice of Spongebob.)

Ringo Neptune Star
Species:
Mer-star (Mermaid x Seastar)
Universe: 1
Mother: Mindy Neptune (SS)
Father: Patrick Star (SS)
Siblings: ?
Other Relatives: King Neptune (grandfather, mother's side); Mr. and Mrs. Star (grandparents, father's side); Gary the Snail (tangled-up ancient web involving Patrick's family. Don't ask.)

Looks: His head and body resemble those of his father, Patrick, but he wears Dexter-like glasses with ruby edges and he has his golden hair up in an aphro. He wears a royal blue T-shirt with sleeves that go a fourth of the way down his bubble-gum pink arms. Like his mother Mindy, he has a fish-like tail with jade and emerald scales as well as human like arms and hands.
Accent: None
History/Personality: Ringo is very intelligent, but he can act childish at times. On his way to his first day of school, he met Spongebob and Sandy's son Spongey and the two became best friends. He enjoys reading, sports, jellyfishing, science, blowing bubbles, playing the drums, and trying new experiments with (and occasionally on) Spongey. One of these experiments lead the two of them to accidentally create a portal to another dimension, where they meet Edna, daughter of the alternate Amy and Zoidberg and they actually start to develop feelings for each other. But unfortunately their relationship has problems as they are in different universes, so Ringo and Spongey try to think of ways to make it all work. But their newest idea may cause trouble for both universes...
Interesting Fact: Any fan of the Beatles could easilly tell that his name is a pun on that of Ringo Starr, a member of said band. As an in-joke, I decided to make him a drummer.
Possible Voice: ?

More coming soon... Maybe... Eventually...


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Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-09 - Shifu & Viper - Complete
3. When Zoidberg Finds Ariel » reviews
While on a vacation, Zoidberg finds a human Ariel and befriends her almost immediately. Can he and his friends help get Ariel out of trouble and save her from Ursula's contract? AU. Response to CPT's challenge. R&R. Any and all reviews accepted.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 5-4-08
4. Cartoonatic55's Patrick Pan reviews
Patrick Pan has kidnapped Billy, Mandy and Irwin to Bikini Bottomland to help him and the Bean Scouts defeat Captain Boogey and- Wait a minute. What's going on here?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-6-08
5. A Mighty Fishy Crew » reviews
Davy Jones hires the cast from Spongebob Squarepants to be part of his crew, but how long can he handle their crazy antics? A weird but funny SB/PotC crossover. Contains spoilers and some Spandy moments in some chapters. Chapter 10's up.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,793 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 5-19-08 - Published: 6-21-07 - SpongeBob & Davy Jones
6. Spongebob's Adventure with Rocky and Bullwinkle reviews
Sandy and one of her machines have forcefully been taken to Pottsylvania, so Spongebob and Patrick team up with Rocky and Bullwinkle to save her and stop Plankton and Fearless Leader's plans. Very odd story, but hey, it's me. Any and all reviews accepted.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Rocky and Bullwinkle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-08 - SpongeBob
7. Almost Valentine's Day reviews
So what happened while Fry was knocked out on that one day his head got attached to Amy's? What were Amy And Zoidberg doing during that time? This is a stupid oneshot theory about what I think happened. ZoidAmy fluff. T for blood.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-08 - Amy W. & Zoidberg, J. - Complete
8. Mater Saves the Christmas Parade reviews
Just a cute little oneshot I made where Mater saves the Radiator Springs Christmas parade. Happy Holidays everyone!
Cars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-20-07 - Mater & Lightning - Complete
9. Spongerama reviews
Farnsworth uses his newest invention to bring characters from Spongebob's show to life, but trouble and insanity pursues when these two shows cross over. Especially when Bender and Zoidberg start falling for two of them! A SB/Fut. crossover. R&R please!
Crossover - Futurama & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-13-07 - Fry, P. & SpongeBob
10. One Heart for Another reviews
This is a sonnet I wrote about Davy Jones for English 9 finals. I got an A for it and I decided to put it here. Please read and review! Obvious note: I don't own Pirates. Just this poem and some other stuff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-13-07 - Davy Jones - Complete
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