WARNING! Over active imagination in use. You have been warned.

~ If I add your story to my archive...it means I liked it alot. ~

~ I support Gay Rights.~

Notes:

9/20/09 - I have taken down almost all of my stories for excessive grammar and spell checks. I may add a little to each as I see fit. I am also taking down the stories I translated. I have been told that my translations have not been very accurate. I am going to try and find a way to translate my stories more accurately. If you have any ideas for stories, or would like to collaborate with me for a story, please PM me. Thank you for your support. I love you all.

Name: Jennifer, but preferably Jen

Location: University of South Dakota @ Vermilion

Where can you find me?

YouTube 1

YouTube 2 (shared account with Oto no Yami)

FictionPress

Screen Names:

AIM: jenrosekandoit

Check out my website! It's so cool!!

I can also be found on Facebook! I'm not posting stories there though.

Just a quick note to let you all know that I am a bit of a nut job. It does show when I write my stories cuz I can't keep a plot line straight. If my stories (especially now) are ever written contigiously...then the couple will wither have sex or not. I'm sorry to say this but...that's how my head has rolled over the last 2 years.

Stories I Like/Recommend

His Slytherin Descendants by Dark Cyan Star

Any stories by 27vampiresinhermind. The stories are awesome!!

Disclaimer(s):

DISCLAIMER: I own none of the characters that I write about or any of the songs I put into my stories. All things not owned by me are owned by their respective authors, creators, songwriters, etc.

2ND DISCLAIMER: If you have a problem with incest, implied incest, slash, or femslash, don't complain to me. It is not my problem, it's yours.

Extras

I'm Emo, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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List your favorite HP characters in a random order from 1-12.

1. Draco

2. Harry

3. Neville

4. Fred

5. George

6. Seamus

7. Remus

8. Tonks

9. Hermione

10. Tonks

11. Ron

12. Gilderoy

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No. I hope i never will. Ron and Seamus are too friendly for that.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? He's hotter than a jalapeno!!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Gilderoy got Tonks pregnant, I would probably scream bloody murder cuz I know that there is NO WAY that Tonks would get together with him. Also, I would make sure that 7 went after 12 and killed him.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? there's alot with Hermione/Draco and Hermione/Harry.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? YEA!! They are actually in my top 5 fav couples for Harry Potter!!

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Definitely 5/9, despite the fact that Fred dies in the book. 5/10, I would say yea since Hermione gets wit ha Weasley anyway.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Remus walked in on Fred and Gilderoy having sex...Remus would probably kill Gilderoy and then die of a heart attack. I really strongly dislike Gilderoy.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Neville accidently walked in on Tonks taking a bath. Too bad Neville didn't remember Tonks' wekkly 'spa' day.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? I doubt it. But if there is...just tell me to bang my head into a wall until I bleed.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. What They've Seen. (I guess that this would work out since Gilderoy had his memory permanently removed. But I think he still has flashbacks of 2nd Year. And Remus is obvious.)

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I would probably have something that includes very hardcore m/m sex, and the words 'blood traitor' and 'ferret' in there several times while they were doing it. (haha. I think I just got an idea)

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I don't think so...but I have seen some Remus/Sirius and Remus/James.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I don't know. But if they do..I congratulate them. but I'm more for Neville slash stories.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? i haven't seen any of my friends draw Ron. I myself have tried and failed.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? haha. Making a Harry sandwich with the Weasley twins actually sounds like fun!! i don't think so though.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "Oh! DEAR MERLIN!!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm actually not sure about that one. Never really gave it much thought.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: the mentally ill and a former teacher should never have sex with their students. Regardless if they remember. You have now been warned so please read at your own risk.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I honestly can't say since I've never experienced reading this couple.

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? oh gosh...more than 2 months ago at least!

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Probably seeing a really short skirt on a girl, with her thong showing.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Despite how much I dislike this pairing, i would say both ways.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Remus would top.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Lemme see. Draco and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Hermione suddenly runs off with Fred. Draco, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Ron and a brief unhappy affair with Gilderoy, then follows the wise advice of George and finds true love with Neville. The title would be: Somethings Are Just Never Meant to Be. I honestly don't know who would read it and i would probably write it myself.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Remus/Tonks actually is canon!! I happen to like them very much and feel that Remus should've lived in the book and not died.

Quotes

"I clicked the back arrow you stupid piece of crackers!" - Me

"It's your fault for walking into a cinderblock pole." - Jackie

"I'm a psychopath!" - Dylan

"SAY WHAT!?" - Me

Mmm...NejiHina drabblicious...Yum - sharingank

"I fall up the stairs, not down. Gravity doesn't like me that way." - Me

"Who the hell SMILES while yelling at a class?"- Jackie

"It's not just a Prius, it's a Blue Prius. It's soo pretty."- Jeff Dunham in Spark of Insanity

"Love is love. Gender or family relations shouldn't really matter." - Me

"Jef-fa-fa DunHAM dot com." - Peanut on Jeff Dunham 'Spark of Insanity'

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you grapefruit, make lemonade and let everyone figure out how the hell you did it." - Emily

"Where the hell did THAT come from?" - Me

"I was elected to LEAD not to READ." - President Schwartzenegger from The Simpsons Movie

"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda

"The power of Christ compels you!" - Emily

"God! You're such an idiot!" - Napoleon Dynamite

"DIE!" - my brother when he's on Runescape.

"Is it just me or has the whole world gone insane?" - Me

"Gir stop that annoying insulance you call music!" - Zim

"Chaos. Panic. Disorder! My work here is done." - t-shirt

"Scared out of my shorts. Check!" - Barry from The Bee Movie

"OMG Shoes!" - Kelly from 'Shoes' by liamkylesullivan on YouTube

"There. Your body matches your brain." - Zeniba(after turning Boh into a mouse)

"Some people say I have a sick obsession for threesomes." - Me

"Cross your legs and smile." - Sly, Baby Geniouses

"...you are you. And that's why I love you." - Neji from In My World by systematica

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I see." - idk i think i heard it from somewhere

Love is when you purposefully piss off your lover because it amuses you to no end. It’s when you feel uncomfortable talking about things, but feel like you have to because if you don’t, you feel like the loser. It’s the one person who can make you feel a hundred different things all at once, all the time. When you smile like a fool at anything that reminds you of something they did or said and makes you laugh randomly only to receive odd stares from people. It's being in a constant state of satisfaction even if you can't see them all the time; it's knowing they are yours. That is true love. - What A Shy Girl Is Really Worth by twiggy-shino

"You are never to cook again... wake me up next time; your food is like a twisted suicide or something." -Shino in Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29

"But why is the rum gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"No touchy my Dilly-pickles!" - Me

"What do you mean you're not lucky?! You LIED to me?!" - Mushu

"I am friends with lunatics!" - my friend Jess

"Terry you don't understand anything except smelling Sharpies and smoking weed." - Me

"Sometimes...living in your own world is better than reality." - Me

“Why the HELL would you make toast in a microwave?!” - Shino in Bugboy: Think Pink! A Valentine's Prank Special by Baby Cougar

"What's going to happen's going to happen. Just make sure it doesn't happen to you." - Max Detweiler from 'The Sound of Music'

"I don't care to hear anything further from you about my children."
"I am not finished yet!"
"Oh, yes, you are, Captain!"
pauses
"Fraulein." - Captain von Trapp and Maria from 'The Sound of Music'

"Hey Brooke, if he tries anything, just scream." - Me talking to my friend Brooke about screaming if our friend Derrick tried anything with her.