Welcome to my profile!

My penname: orohippus was an ancestor species of the horse. I did a report on the evolution of the horse in 5th grade, so now Orohippus has become my penname. It is Greek and means mountain (oro) horse (hippus).

I have been captured and poisoned by the realms of D. Gray Man and Death Note. Due to this I am now even more insane than previously (is that even possible?), and can call people 'stupid beansprout' in Japanese.

Me: I am a girl. I am insane. I like horses and soccer. American football and car racing are pointless. My hair is brown. I hate grammatical, spelling and homophone errors. I love long words, science, and math. Cats are the supreme beings and will someday rule the world. I will at times spout songs from 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'. I like school until the end of the year when I get tired and bored. I am a total canon freak; I do not mind creative liberties and minor OOCness, but am very much against AU and a good number of fanon pairings. I have a habit of making animal noises and I speak spanish with near fluency. I will flame authors that obviously make no effort to edit their stories. If you're too lazy to get a beta or read through stories yourself, at least use spell check.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !!

I think that this adequately describes a typical TP convent girl:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.

But the roses are wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
and so is your head.

Favourite Authors

Hoshino Katsura with D. Gray Man (can't make fun of manga-freaks now since I am one...)

Tamora Pierce

Brian Jaques (an exceptional storyteller)

J.R.R. Tolkien (it is quite obvious that he was an English professor)

J.K. Rowling (though all I really like about her writing is the ideas...)

Laurie R. King

I am also obsessed with Death Note, Code Geass, and NCIS.

I have posted two stories:

When Elementals Sigh:This is about elementals leaving a messed up/mostly destroyed earth that the gods ignored. The elementals leave and, in a way, die. Complete. In the process of revision and will be reposted when that is complete.

The Cost of War: A D. Gray Man drabble series that takes place after the war with the Millinium Earl. Based around character death.

That, my dears, is me.