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since: 03-07-07, id: 1231259, Profile edited: 07-13-08
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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

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A/N - Updates: Summer's here! And while that means I have more free time to write, it doesn't really garantee quick updates. Why? Becuase I need idea's and time to write and if I've got no ideas, well... you get it :P

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"Forever on the dance floor" ~ Chris Brown - Forever ~

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Hiya! My name is kitty. I'm old enough to drive... with an adult (once I actually decide to get my learners) and I'm starting high school in September. ;P I'm shy around people I don't know and completely insane around those I do.

My life revolves around dancing, CSI, Naruto, my awesome green laptop, my iPod and school (unfortunately for the last one).

I love to read! I spend a good time of my day reading. My Oma even commented that I read to much (who knew you could read to much?)

I love using smiles like :P and ;P... so you'll see them a lot on my profile and in my AN

.dk.

Naruto couples I like:

Nejiten

Sasusaku/ Sasuhina/ Sasuten

Shikaino

Naruhina/ Narusaku

Kibahina

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Naruto Couples I don't:

Leeten/ Leesaku

Sasunaru/ Sasukarin

Gaarasaku/ Gaarahina

Itasaku

any teacher student pairings

Shikatema

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Favorite Characters:

LEE!! - don't ask why, he's just cool OK!

Neji - I love his hair :P

Tenten - I'm a lot like her... a tomboy, who's kinda clumsy (i saw it in a filler so I'm not sure if it's true but whateve')

Hinata - we're both insanely shy...

others I like, but in no particular order (unlike these four ;P)

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The newscaster is the person who says "Good Evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer! - Jim Carrey

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.

To err is human. To forgive is unusual.

Death is hereditary.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plough into a parked car.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

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I know these are corny and stupid and some People hate reading them but whatever. They describe me so I'm gonna put them here:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (OMG - sliding glass door at my Oma's cottage - only been there half a million times!)

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.(and after the Lifeskills classes on it I never will! It was just nasty -shudders-)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Every moment of my life and I'm a dancer! Sad I know - I've never done it on stage though!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (there's more than 1 someone!)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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10 or so Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds"

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

10. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

11. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

12. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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STORIES:

Naruto - On-going

1. High School Blues - 10 chapters (on hold) Note to this story: I personally have no motivation to continue on with this story... I'll try and update a few more chapters to wrap it up but otherwise that's it

2. We Will Never Part - 11 chapters Note to this story: only a few more chapters until this story comes to an end (Am currently in the process of rewriting it for consistancy and to fix up the plot line of Hina's vaca)

3. Switching Schools - 5 chapters

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Finished

1. The Diving Board Experience - oneshot

2. The Pianist - oneshot

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1. We Will Never Part » reviews
Ino, Hinata, Tenten and Sakura have been best friends forever. They haven't spent more than one day at a time apart. How will they survive a whole summer? Based lightly on Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. [Couples: Nejiten and Sasusaku]
Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 5-6-07
2. The Pianist reviews
It was her hands that he noticed first, but her smile that left a lasting impression. Everything would be ok, if in the end, he could see her smile. Nejiten oneshot
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
3. Switching Schools » reviews
Sakura is your all American girl. She lives in L.A. with her famous parents. Ok so maybe she isn't an average American girl. Tenten lives in Tokyo, Japan, in a small two bedroom apartment, with her mother. What happens when these two switch schools? NT SS
Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 6-3-07
4. High School Blues » reviews
A year full of fanboys, love proclamations, boyfriend drama and enemies who are ready to ruin your life. High school sure will be interesting this year. Couples: Nejiten, Sasusaku, Shikaino, Naruhinakiba
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,511 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 4-26-07
5. The Divingboard Experience reviews
She got up to the top and prepared to dive. All eyes where on her as she gracefully got into a handstand position. She walked on her hands to the end of the board. As she fell, the eyes followed.[Nejiten][somewhat one shot, pretty short tough]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-07
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