A short note:

Perhaps you are here to read stories by Jesse Lin. If you are, allow me to be the bearer of bad news and tell you that Jesse is no longer writing stories for fanfiction. I am her cousin, and I will be taking over her account.

About Me

Primarily, I write Harry Potter pieces centering around my favourite pairing: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. These pieces may include sex, violence, and alcohol...seeing as I am an active participant in each of these activities. My mission is not to offend, rather to entertain--but be warned that I am perhaps the most pompous, arrogant son of a bitch you'll ever meet.

I review often, but usually when I find the piece worth reviewing. I can be overly critical and there's no need for excessive literary critique in a forum built mostly for play.

I am a fan of opposition and argument, so feel free to debate my values with me.

Also, if you notice any errors in my grammar or knowledge of Harry Potter, do tell me. If you can spot up to five in a story, I will take requests.

I reserve the right to be rude if you are rude to me, but I do love my readers so I will try to restrain myself.

Deal?

Additionally, it should be known that I do, in fact, live in Britain. However, I was born American, so my slang is still a bit sloppy, but I'm learning. I also happen to be a standard issue bi-sexual with a preference towards men. If you wish to know what I look like, I'm scrawny, six foot two, with an uncontrollable mop of hair. I also have absurdly small feet.

Little Known and Unnessecary Facts about Me

I do not eat meat because who doesn't want to look emaciated and deficient in iron?

I read too often, so my vocabulary is decent but my pronunciation is incorrect.

I am working on a novel.

I tend to ramble when nervous, or at complete and utter ease.

I have no patience for those who fake depression or mock schitzophrenia. You spend six months in a hospital and tell me if you feel differently.

I do not understand the Christian view on homosexuality. If you happen to understand it, if you wouldn't mind explaining to me, perhaps I'll come to a better conclusion.

I get sick easily and often. This may explain my prolonged absences, but I do not intend to use it as an excuse.

I really am a bastard, but I feel deep remorse for it. If I happen to offend you, please let me know. I might not care, but if I do I will do everything in my power to remedy the ill.