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since: 03-07-07, id: 1231606, Profile Updated: 10-05-08
country: South Africa
Author has written 6 stories for Fruits Basket.

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Favorite Anime's/Manga: Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, A Thousand Years of Snow, Negima!, Avatar, D.N. Angel, Death Note, Saikano, Code Geass, Eureka Seven, Black Cat, Category: Freaks

Favorite Cartoons:

Teen Titans

Codename: Kids Next Door

Family Guy

The Simpsons

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter

The Schwa Was Here

Accidents of Nature

The Green Mile Series

Elsewhere

Romiette and Julio

Dairy Queen

Favorite TV Shows:

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Full House

The Weakest Link(game show, but whatever)

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Favorite Anime Couples:

Katsuya/Kyoko Kyo/Tohru, Rin/Haru, Hiro /Kisa Yuki/Machi, Shigure/Akito, Hatori/Mayu, Momiji/MyOC, Megumi/MyOC, Ritsu/Mitsuru, Katara/Aang, Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Yue, Daisuke/Riku, Satoshi/Risa, Tamaki/Haruhi

Favorite Cartoon Couples:

Robin/Starfire, Numbuh 3/Numbuh 4

Favorite Harry Potter Couples:

Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Seamus/Padma(Don't ask me why, it just sounds nice)Teddy Lupin/Victoire(ditto) Scorpius/Rose

Favorite Anime Characters:

Fruits Basket: Machi, Rin, Saki, Arisa, Kyo, Yuki, Hatori, Haru, Momiji, Megumi, Hiro, Kisa, Ritsu, Shigure

Full Metal Alchemist: Al, Ed, Hughes, Elysia

Ouran High School Host Club: Harhui, Tamaki, Takashi, Mitsukuni

D.N. Angel: Riku, Daisuke, Dark, Satoshi, Emiko, Daichii

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Aang, Toph, Sokka, Katara, Azula, Mai, Appa, Zuko, Iroh

Favorite Cartoon Characters:

Teen Titans: Robin, Raven, Cyborg

Codename: Kids Next Door: Numbuh 5

Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

Serius, Dumbledore, Prof. McGonagall, Ron, Hermione, Harry, Neville, Stan Shunpike, Seamus, Padma, Parvati, Dean

Funny Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes

after Vivian asks Will to be her partner at Soul Train
Will: I'd like to Aunt Viv, really. But it's hard to get my groove on with an old woman.
Vivian glares Will: Oh, you don't know "kid talk". You know, "bad" is good, "stupid" is wonderful, and "old" is uh... beautiful. You so old Aunt Viv. You're the oldest woman I've even seen.

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

Phillip BanksPhillip and Dr. Hoover are in a fight Dr. Hoover the school where you got your degree, did you find it on the back of a matchbook?
Dr. Hoover: Penn State, my brother.
Phillip Banks: Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Warton, and Taladega Tech had fallen through!
Dr. Hoover: Impressive, you must of been quite an athlete in your thinner days.
Phillip Banks: Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay?
Dr. Hoover: Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter should be heavly sudaited and immediatley institusionalized.
Phillip Banks: Well speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter fits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead, and the wide jaws suitable for brains and small rodents!
Dr. Hoover: I think you have her confused with your moma!
Will:Phillip punches Dr. Hoover and knocks him down Thats it Uncle Phil, your grounded!
to Dr. Hoover
Will: You know, I'd be happy to perscribe something for that.

Phillip Banks: I smell cheap cologne and fried chicken.
Jazz: I resent that.

Hilary: I'm a career woman. I don't have time to dust and push around that... oh, what do you call that big, loud thing that sucks up everything?
Geoffrey: You call him Daddy.

Hilary Banks: You were right, Will. Scott is the first guy since Trevor that I really liked, and I guess I just got scared. I guess I had to find something wrong with him.
Will: And that Adams Apple thing is the best you could come up with?
Hilary Banks: Well, you know I never had a good imagination. I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs.

Hilary Banks: Daddy, you're a judge. Can't you just throw them in jail or something?
Philip Banks: Sweetheart, the worst thing you can do is blow this whole thing out of proportion. I'm sure if you just ignore it it will pass. Did you really refer to Hurricane Robert as 'Bobby?'
Hilary Banks: Well, 'Robert' sounded so serious.
Philip Banks: It was serious, honey. It wiped out half of Miami.
Hilary Banks: Well, excuse me for trying to spread some joy!

the girl Carlton was supposed to marry leaves him at the altar
Carlton: When she told her parents she was going to marry me, they came and got her right away.
Will: What if the kid's yours?
Carlton: He's not.
Will: Come on, Carlton. Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.

Phillip Banks: So Vivian, how were your classes today?
Vivian: Fine. I just wish my students would concentrate more on their work. They're very easily distracted.
Will: I see it every day. Don't you, Hilary?
Hilary barks like a dog
Vivian: Did you say something, sweetie?
Hilary: No.
Phillip takes a drink from his glass
Hilary: Will Smith is perfect!
Will: Why, thank you. It's so nice to be appreciated.
Phillip Banks: Yes, but perhaps at another time. Your mother was trying to say something and I'm sure she would appreciate it if she weren't interrupted again.
Vivian: Anyway, as I was saying...
Phillip takes another drink
Hilary: Will Smith is the king of the universe.
Will: Why, thank you Hilary!
Hilary barks
Phillip Banks: Hilary!
Hilary barks again
Vivian: Look, I know people get a little silly around midterms. But not at the dinner table.
Hilary: Sorry, Mom.
Carlton clinks his fork on his glass
Hilary: Will Smith is the scum of the earth.
Vivian: Hilary!
Hilary barks, then Phillip takes a drink
Hilary: However... Will Smith is the pinnacle of manliness.
Carlton clears his throat and Hilary smacks Will upside the head
Vivian: Hilary!
Hilary barks, Carlton clears his throat, Hilary smacks Will again
Ashley: ...What's with Hilary?

Will:to Carlton Could you drop me off at the beach? No, scratch that. Drop me off a couple of blocks from the beach. The honeys will get nervous if they see me with a midget.

Vivian isn't doing any work because she's pregnant
Vivian: I'm as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie.
Phillip Banks: Well, Vivian, so do I, but I still get things done!

Carlton: Will, just face it, the better man won
Will: Oh yeah, well the bigger badder man's about to beat the better man into oblivion

Will wants to take Lady Penelope out for the evening
Geoffrey: Master William, I hope you realize the seriousness of the situation.
Will: G, why are you trippin? She's just a girl.
Geoffrey: Just a girl? Master William, if all 895 members of the Royal Family suddenly died, she would be the next Queen of England.
Will: Now, where would that put me?

Hilary: Daddy, I need 300 dollars.
Phillip Banks: Why do you need 300 dollars, Hilary?
Hilary: I need a new hat.
Phillip Banks: Didn't you just buy a new hat?
Hilary: Well, I need another one. I'm going on this Save The Environment tour and we're going to travel on a bus around town and then go have a campfire down by the beach.
Hilarywill raises his hand to try and talk What?
Will: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem?

Sandra: How about you, Carlton? Some ice cream?
seductively
Sandra: I have the smooth, creamy, chocolate kind...
Carltonoblivious I'm a tuttie-fruity man, myself

Will: My horoscope says that I'm gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show.
Hilary Banks: Those things are stupid. What does mine say?
Will: Yours says "Be prepared for a fall. Remember, accidents may happen."
Hilary Banks: Those things are stupid.
walks away
Hilary Banksscreaming and crashing
Will: I wonder what I'll name my TV show.


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1. To: Aaya's Going to be and Uncle! Readers! Help! reviews
Suggestions please? Click and read for details. Could all suggestions private message's or reviews? Thanks!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete
2. Love, Akito reviews
Valentine's day fic. It's Valentine's day, and Akito tries to make something for Shigure. With the help of a random maid OC can she do it with out destroying the kitchen? Please Review, no flames.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 2-14-08 - Akito S. & Shigure S. - Complete
3. Aaya's Going To Be An Uncle! » reviews
A kind of sequel to "My Baby Brother's First Date." When Machi is pregnant, Aaya decides to move in with her and Yuki. Much chaos ensues. Like always no flames, and reviews are much appreciated!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-18-08 - Yuki S. & Machi K. - Complete
4. The Memoirs of Kaida » reviews
Kaida's life is practically over. Until she meets Momiji Sohma. MomijiXOC. Constructive criticism is welcome but please no Flames. COMPLETE! Major problems with account and current internet, so the only way to edit it properly was to delete it briefly.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-9-08 - Momiji S. - Complete
5. Cursed Love » reviews
She took a deep breath and said, “I know you can cast curses…can you remove them as well?” And that's how it all began. MegumiXOC and some SakiXKazuma Constructive criticism is welcome, no Flames. COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 9-21-07 - Megumi H. - Complete
6. My Baby Brother's First Date! » reviews
Yuki wants to keep his promise to Machi on there first date, but how can he with his annoying older brother tagging along? YukiXMachi. Constructive criticism is welcome but please no Flames. COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-24-07 - Machi K. & Yuki S. - Complete
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