Hi!

I would like to thank everyone who reads and reviews my stories! You guys are awesome!! Here is my profile:

Profile:

I'm a junior in high school and I am in band. My current activities include marching band, and regular junior classes. I love FMA and it's like my favorite show! I have younger twin brothers and a cat and two dogs. Besides that my life includes writing and posting fanfics that happens to be my favorite hobby other than band.

I have read a lot of fanfics and I must say that everyone who writes on this site has amazing talent and courage to write and post their own work for other people to read and possibly criticize.

Thank you for your time and if you so happen to come across one of my fanfics please read and comment so I know how to better myself!!

Thank You Again!!

EdElricFan1001

9-30-09 Update: So, I have a few seconds, so I thought I would jump on right quick to let everyone know a few things. Firstly, I thought I'd tell anyone who cares that I have a Twitter now (My name is still EdElricFan1001) and it will have story update dates and such on it for anyone who wants to follow me. I wouldn't mind finding some of you guys on there too, so friend me! Oh! BTW, FMA:Brotherhood has been cast and the list is as follows (right from the Funimation website):

Line Producer: Mike McFarland
ADR Directors: Mike McFarland and Caitlin Glass

Reprising their roles from the first series:
Edward Elric - Vic Mignogna
Winry Rockbell - Caitlin Glass
Roy Mustang - Travis Willingham
Lust - Laura Bailey
Envy - Wendy Powell
Gluttony - Chris Cason
Maes Hughes - Sonny Strait
Fuhrer King Bradley - Ed Blaylock
Riza Hawkeye - Colleen Clinkenbeard
Jean Havoc - Mike McFarland

New Cast Members:
Alphonse Elric - Maxey Whitehead (Antonio from Romeo x Juliet, Czeslaw
Meyer from Baccano)
Scar - J Michael Tatum (Eneru from One Piece, Isaac from Baccano)
Isaac McDougal - Bryan Massey (Ladd from Baccano, Nino from Gunslinger
Girl: Il Teatrino)

Aaron Dismuke will be featured in another role later in the series. FUNimation Entertainment will release "Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood" on DVD beginning in Spring 2010.

It's sad about Aaron, but at least he will be coming back in some way, right?

7-9-09 Update: I thought I needed to put up some kind of explanation as to why I haven't updated anything in a while. To start off with, my grandmother and grandfather have both been in the hospital in the last couple months for odd things (my grandmother for stroke and abnormal heart rythmn and my grandfather for severe allergic reatction) plus my grandmother is about to have a knee surgery (which is really risky with abnormal heart rythmn) and to top all of this off, my mom has broken her arm and isn't able to even unscrew a drink top so I have to help her out around the house. Add that with marching band and interning and my time is all but eaten up except from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. if I'm lucky. I'm currently working on editing 'An Interesting Year' and 'In His Own World'. Sorry for those waiting for IHOW updates, I'm trying but it's been a bit difficult and I just have felt up to it and I don't want to put up something that might not be ready.
Also during this time I've been babysitting my brothers and they've been watching plenty of Dragonball Z as of late. So I've gone off and wrote one-shots and a chapter story fo that as well while I'm carting them around and not near my computer or FMA writing notebook. If anyone wants to read either of these, I will post them after I've typed them and proof-read them (which might be a while...).
I am also looking for a possible co-writer for my YGO story 'New Places, New Faces'. Any interested just need to send a PM my way. I would also apperciate some of your own writing sent if you have never posted anything on FFN.
I'm sure that I'm forgeting something, but I think this is it for now. I'm hoping to have some new stuff posted soon, so please bear with me!! Thank You!

4-10-09 Update: Some of you may have noticed that I've replaced chapter 1 of 'An Interesting Year'. Anyone who has any comments on how it's changed or if you have any suggestions on how to make it even better, contact me!
Update:As some of you FMA fans know, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood came out on yesterday. For any of you wishing to watch the episodes currently released (episode 1) visit FUNimation's homepage and it will give you a link where you can watch the whole first episode subbed. It took a while for my computer to load (and I have high speed internet) but it was totally worth the wait and any fan of the original series is guarenteed to love this one as well!! :) Happy watching!!

4-8-09 Update: The poll has now been added to my profile. I will be posting the revised chapter 1 of 'An Interesting Year' tonight. Possibly a chapter of 'In His Own World' as well, but that remains to be seen. The poll will be closed on Saturday April 18th at (or around) ten o'clock. Vote for your choices and, as always, send me PMs if you have any questions or any suggestions about any of my stories. I'm still looking for Beta readers! If anyone in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic area is interested, I need someone who can help me with duels and someone to help me with my technical writing!

4-1-08 Update: I know that it's taking me forever to get these stories updated, but I promise you I'm working on it as hard as I can! School stuff has been piling up quite a bit and that, coupled with working at the Vets, can be very time consuming and trying at times. To let everyone know, "In His Own World" is my priority, but I'm going to put up a poll and see what chapter you guys want next out of three or four possible stories. If you have any ideas for my stories that you would like to tell me about (espically the ones being revised) feel free to PM or E-mail me anytime and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Thanks to everyone out there who is still reviewing and favoriting my stories!! "An Interesting Year" is going to take longer than I thought to revise, but revised chapters are being posted. Chapter one will be up within a few days and chapter two is in the works!!

3-1-09 Update: I'm so sorry about not updating 'In His Own World' in so long! My computer refuses to cooperate with me and contracted a virus (got rid of it a few days ago) and Microsoft Works hates me. I'm working on the next chapter now and it should (hopefully) be updated by tomorrow if I can actually get it to copy.
Update: Another update, auPHE is helping me rewrite 'An Interesting Year' and I think that we're about done with the first chapter. No edited chapters or new chapters will be posted until until all 16 chapters have been edited completely. It shouldn't take too long. I would say a few months at the most. And while I'm updating, I still need a Beta for 'In His Own World' if anyone is ready and willing!

2-19-09 Update: Microsoft Word broke down on me and we can't reinstall it. So some things are on hold. I'm working on figuring out Microsoft Works but it's not going very well. So, I'll get to work on fixing that up so I can update 'In His Own World' again. Sorry for any problems.

1-29-09 Update: So. I've been non-existant on any other story but my newest adopted story (from Millie M. Banshee) 'In His Own World'. Since this story and 'Technicalities' are both adopted, they will be moved to spots one and two on my 'Update/write' list. Next will be 'An Interesting Year' and 'New Places, New Faces'. I'm going to try to update 'In His Own World' every two weeks, but that time may streach to three with the information that I recently recieved.

I recently found out that my grandmother will have to have knee-replacement surgery very soon (as in the next month). She also has been having heart problems and the doctors are thinking about putting in a pace-maker. When either one of these happen, I will need to be free to help my mom take care of her. Sorry, but it has to be this way.

I have also started an internship at my local vets office and will be there three hours a day. I will not quit writing, but it may take longer occasionaly. Sorry for the inconvience.

Quotes:

"What do you think’s the matter? Once again I’ll have to listen to Colonel’s sarcasm, telling me how I screwed up. (Does a Roy impression) “Struck out on the Philosopher’s Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn’t grow in trees there, chief. Ed? Where’d you run off to? Oh, wait, there you are! I couldn’t see you there behind my paperwork, seeing as how you’re so short and all! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” sigh…I know… we’re already here, so I might as well get the verbal abuse over with…" - Edward Elric (FMA)

"The world isn't perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent Exchange doesn't encompass everything that goes on here. But I still choose to believe in its principle: that all things do come at a price. That there's an ebb, and a flow, a cycle. That the pain we went through did have a reward and that anyone who's determined and perseveres will get something of value in return, even if it's not what they expected." —Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

“Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason…And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.” - New Moon

"No try. Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." - My best friend.

"My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious metal problems." - My other friends shirt

"I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce." - Bumper Sticker

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." - Bumper Sticker

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side." - Random website

"The world only requires two things in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape, if it dosen't move and it should, use WD-40. - My friend

"What's right is not always popular. What's popular is not always right." - Sign on the road

"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?" - My boyfriend

"When things go wrong, don't go with them." -Anonymous

"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they're open." -Sir James Dewar (1842-1923)

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schulz

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." -Anonymous

"Monday is a lame way to spend one-seventh of your life." -Anonymous

"Someday my ship will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport." -Anonymous

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." -Anonymous

"Smile- it makes people wonder what you're thinking." -Anonymous

"A day without sunshine is...night." -Anonymous

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -Erica Jong

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." -Jonathan Swift

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." -Oscar Wilde

"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -Will Rogers

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -Steven Wright

"When all think alike, no one is thinking." -Walter Lippmann

"I can not and will not cut my consience to fit this year's fashions." -Lillian Hallman

"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on." -Anonymous

FAVORITE QUOTE EVER!!:

(when asked to give his opinion on RoyEd and other Yaoi pairings) "This is just my opinion: I don't understand it. I don't like it. And I feel like it somehow... takes something away, that it degregates the original intent of the creators. Y'know? They create these incredible characters, and then people wanna twist them, pervert them into something that they're not. I don't appreciate that." -Vic Mignogna

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 98 of teenagers have gone on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive yoy crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your tail off.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you ever yelled at someone for putting one of your bishies with someone you didn't like, or disowned them for the same reason.

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

Put this in your profile if you ever were afraid to hug somebody of the opposite gender in fear of one of you turning into an animal.

And for the record, Yami no Bakura could so kick anyone's butt, anywhere, in any millennium.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever yawned really loud during class, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen for that trick where someone pulls a chair out for you but they pull it away and you fall down, put this in your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If you love Yami and/or Syrus, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think they should give the dad in the eggo, french toast commercials some eggos and the french toast dippers, put this in your profile.

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.

If you've been in any kind of contest, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever eaten a number shaped candle, or any candle, because you thought it looked tasty, copy this to your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, EdElricFan1001

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you're normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are agianst fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Becuase they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, darnit!

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled, add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Stop 4Kids!

When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80 of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80 of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

IDIOT SIGHTING

My spouse and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a
"large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said
that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I
responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is
larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by
cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be
crossing anymore."

IDIOTS SIGHTING

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg. He was a chef?

IDIOT SIGHTING

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on
earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the
company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all
just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself,
and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively
tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I
already got that side."

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us, and they REPRODUCE !!

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Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

Stories:

Alchemy and Lightsabers-FMAStarWars-Last Updated: 4/13/08-In Progress-Re-Writing
-I've really let this story slip as of late. I read through it recently and decided that it needed a re-write... desperately. So, I'm going to start re-writing it again and try to write a few more chapters to get ahead before I post anything else with it. I'm also going to look for a Beta reader for this one as well as a few others. If you're interested PM me and I'll send you what I have done if anything is done yet. Sorry to all of those people waiting for an update on this one, but it will take a little while, I'm going to focus more on some of my other, more popular, stories for now.

All Was Well-FMA-Last Updated: 3/17/08-In Progress-Re-Writing/Hiatus
-I'm sorry to everyone who was interested in this story, but it needs a serious re-write and a plot change. I re-read this one a few days ago and decided that, unlike it's prequel, it wasn't written very well. It is defintely sub-par work and I want to apologize to anyone who had to struggle through it. I'm planning on re-writing the first few chapters and then writing more chapters before I even think about starting it up again. So this one might take a while. I'm also looking for a Beta for this story, so, if you're willing, please PM or E-mail me and I'll get back to you ASAP with some details and ideas.

An Interesting Year-FMAHP-Last updated:2/14/09-In Progress-Working on Editing all posted chapters-Beta: BandGeek99
-I'm so sorry for making everyone who's interested in this story wait so long! This one is pretty close to the top of my to-do list. I'm not going to post again though until I have a few chapters written. I'm looking for a Beta for this story. They need to be well-versed in both series and need to be able to help with plot mistakes and such. If you're interested in Betaing this story, plese PM or E-mail me and I'll try to get back to you ASAP with some information.
Update!: Just got a Beta for this story! Yay!

Closer Than We Thought-FMA-Completed On:8/5/07
-I owe a serious THANK YOU to everyone who supported me on this story. It is, by far, my most popular story I think. I am going to go back through this one and clean it up a little. I'll make sure to show when I re-update the finished piece.

Escaping Murder-FMA-Last Updated:4/29/08-In Progress-Working on next few chapters
-This is going to be a slowly updated story due to the fact that it's not very popular. I'll need a Beta for this story as well, it would be great if you decided to Beta for me, that you Beta this one and all of the others that aren't crossovers and are just FMA stories. It would it so much eaiser. If you're interested, just PM or E-mail me and I'll try to get back to ASAP with some information and some ideas.

Fire and Ice-Danny Phantom-Last Updated:8/19/08-In Progress-Working on chapter/Hiatus
-Thanks to all who have read and reviewed this story, but it has slowly been losing interest. I've been writing on it whenever the mood strikes me, but it might take a little while for an update. I'm looking for a Beta who has extensive knowledge of DP and is good at spelling, grammar, and plot holes. If you're interested, PM or E-mail me and send you my ideas and we can work together on some new, more interesting, plot ideas.

I Miss You-FMA-Completed on:8/10/07
-Not one of my crowning achievements to be sure. I'm not even sure why I wrote it, I hate songfics. Oh, well. It's out there if you want to read it, but it's not very good.

New Places, New Faces-HPYGO-Last Updated:1/10/09-In Progress-Next chapter in the works-Beta: Kelekiah Galadrian
-Ok, I have a slight problem with a few parts of this one. Firstly, I need someone who can write duels because I really suck at writing them and I'm not a familiar with the cards as I need to be. I'll also need general Beta for this story, one who has extensive knowledge of all things Harry Potter and Yu-Gi-Oh! along with good spelling and grammar. This is the story I'll be working on the most once I can find some people to help me with it. If you do decided to help me with either the duels, the Betaing or both, please PM or E-mail ASAP. I'm in serious need of assistance if I'm going to finish this. For anyone wondering, the next chapter will be out soon.
Update!: I have a Beta for my regular story, but I still need someone who is willing to write the duels. If you're interested, contact me!

One in a Million-FMA-Completed on:8/15/07
-Once agin, not one of my better works. If you do decide to read it, be warned, it's not the best thing I've ever written.

Pain and Love-FMA-Completed on:4/15/08
-This was my first story posted and my first chapter story to be completed. Since it was first, it's probely the worst thing I've written. I have decided to someday write a sequel, but not right now. Anyone with name and plot ideas are welcome to PM or E-mail me with their advice as I'm sure I'll need it.

Technicalities-FMA-Last Updated:5/3/08-In Progress-On hold
-I had almost forgotten about this one. It's been a itch in the back of my mind for a while and I've been slowly writing the next few chapters with little success. I need someone who is willing to help me with this one. It would be perferable if you helped me with this one and the other three stories that are solely FMA. It would be eaiser all the way around. PM or E-mail me if you're interested and I'll send you my ideas and we can muddle through them together.

War-FMA-Last Updated:1/28/08-In Progress-Hiatus
-This is another one that needs a Beta and some work. It's not anywhere near the top of my things to do list, but I'd like to finish it at some point, so if you're interested PM or E-mail me and I'll get back to you ASAP with some information regarding this one as well.

If you're wondering, the stories that will be worked on most are: An Interesting Year, New Places, New Faces, In His Own World and Fire and Ice. Not in that order though. Anyone who has ideas or is willing to help with these stories, see the information above to contact me.

Reasons For Slow Updates:

1.) MARCHING BAND: This (for those of you who aren’t in one) is very tiring and really wears on your nerves. I'm not trying to brag when I say that our band is one of the best High School bands around and we are known WORLDWIDE for that reason. That means extra practice and no breaks. Today (July 30th 2008) was the very first day, therefore we had extra work because we have to get the Freshmen ready for what is to come in later months. I have practice from 8:30 UNTIL 12:30 EVERY MORNING FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, AND PRACTICE FOR FULL BAND FROM 6:30 TO 8:30 (9 or 10 you never end on time) EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS! I will TRY to update the best that I can, but it might get hard for me to get up more than one update a week (if I'm lucky, I might not get one up at all) for only ONE story NOT ALL OF THEM! I am very sorry for the inncovience, but I can't help it. Our whole Tuba section marched last year with broken collarbones and two people had to march with broken limbs and we still won that contest. BTW Contest are usually (rain or shine, it could be pouring buckets of cold rain and we would still march!) from 8:00 in the morning until 2:oo the next morning! So I will work as hard as I can to get out a chapter here or there but PLEASE DON'T PM ME OR REVIEW SAYING PLEASE UPDATE SOON AND BE DONE WITH IT. I WILL NOT UPDATE FOR AN EXTRA FEW DAYS IF YOU DO! That's it for my ranting on that subject.

(Go here to hear Esprit De Corps (pronounced UH-SPREE DAY CORE) which is our opener from last year

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1987803519794274636&q=Esprit+De+Corps&total=98&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

or here for the marching version

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5319111194488433180&q=Esprit+De+Corps

It's awesome!)

-In case anyone was wondering, the season for 2008 ended at the beginning of November and our show this year was: Metalution, the evolution of metal. We played heavy metal pieces and some classic pieces along with some Terminator and some Matrix mixed in. If you want to see the show, go to YouTube and type in: East Davidson High School Marching Band Metalution. There should be a few different versions of the show up. Some of our first contests were worse than some of the older ones though.

2.) SCHOOL CLASSES: Are going to be extra hard for me this year because I'm taking two honors classes and an AP class. That will definitely mess with my updates, but don't worry, I don't plan on dropping any of the stories!

3.) SOCIAL LIFE: My life DOES NOT revolve around fan fiction. I love it, but I have a life, a boyfriend, and friends that I want to be around. I WILL update whenever possible but I still want to have some time to do things that I want to do.

4.) Work: So I now work at the vet's office where I live (as an intern). I work there after school every day (from 1:30 to 5:00) and I try to write some stuff when I get home from everything.

PM me if you have any questions for me or if you have any comments/advice on anything I’m writing or if you just want to talk.