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I'm a sophomore in high school and I am in band. My current activities include marching band, and regular sophomore classes. I love FMA and it's like my favorite show! I have younger twin brothers and a cat and dog. Besides that my life includes writing and posting fanfics that happens to be my favorite hobby other than band.
I have read a lot of fanfics and I must say that everyone who writes on this site has amazing talent and courage to write and post their own work for other people to read and possibly criticize.
Thank you for your time and if you so happen to come across one of my fanfics please read and comment so I know how to better myself!!
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EdElricFan1001
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My Japanesse name is 'Saruwatari (Monkey on a crossing bridge) Emi (Blessed with beauty).
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As soon as I can get microsoft word on my new laptop then I'll start updateing again. Now when I go on out of town trips I can update! Anyone want to tell me what you got for Christmas??
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UNFORTUNATLY, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STORY UPDATES. I'M ACTUALLY PLACING UP MY MARCHING SHOW FROM THIS YEAR. CLICK ON THE WEBSITES BELOW TO SEE IT!
SHOW NAME:
OPERATION: GOLDEN EAGLE
A TRIBUTE TO THE UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES
Marching Eagles 2007 show Part 1
Marching Eagles 2007 show Part 2
Marching Eagles 2007 show Part 3
Marching Eagles 2007 show Part 4
I WISH THAT I HAD A BETTER VERSION. I'LL TRY TO PUT THE APPLACHIN SHOW ON HERE WHEN I GET IT!!
UPDATES!!
I'M STARTING TO WRITE AGAIN AND I WILL HAVE UP NEW CHAPTERS FOR SOME STORIES SOON.
I AM HAVING QUITE A BIT OF TROUBLE WRITING FMA FICS RIGHT NOW, IT'S CALLED 'WRITER'S BLOCK' AND I'M CHANGING VEIWS BREIFLY. I'M GOING TO WRITE A XOVER FOR Yu-Gi-Oh! AND POST IT SOON FOR ANYONE INTERESTED IN READING IT. IT "WILL NOT!" BE UPDATED AS FREQUENTLY, ABOUT ONCE A MONTH BECAUSE I'M WRITING 16-PAGE CHAPTERS DUE TO FLOWING ISSUES. ANY ONE WHO CAN THINK OF A NAME FOR A HPYGO XOVER, PLEASE PM IT TO ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIRST CHAPTER A FEW DAYS BEFORE I POST IT!
ANYONE WHO COMES UP WITH ANY IDEAS FOR MY EXISTING FICS, PLEASE PM THEM TO ME AS WELL! I'LL TAKE ALL IDEAS INTO DEEP CONSIDERATION AS I NEED A LOT OF HELP AT THE MOMENT, I'M JUST BRAIN DEAD WHEN IT COMES TO FMA, SO PLEASE HELP!!
THANKS TO ANYONE WHO TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS!!
Joke of the Month:
A man goes out to buy his blonde wife a presant and decides on a new hi-tech cell phone. He gives it to her for their first annivesary and she loves it. The next day he calls her on it and asks if she likes it. Her reply is:
"I love it! But how did you know that I'm at Wal-Mart?"
If you don't get that one PM me and I'll explain it to you (slowly).
My dad told me this one and I had to put it up!
Condizala Rice sat in President Bush's office and told him that three BRAZILIAN soldiers had died in Iraq. His face immedately paled and he asked:
"Good Lord! How many is that?"
(I'll explain theis one as well if you need me to.)
Quotes:
"What do you think’s the matter? Once again I’ll have to listen to Colonel’s sarcasm, telling me how I screwed up. (Does a Roy impression) “Struck out on the Philosopher’s Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn’t grow in trees there, chief. Ed? Where’d you run off to? Oh, wait, there you are! I couldn’t see you there behind my paperwork, seeing as how you’re so short and all! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” sigh…I know… we’re already here, so I might as well get the verbal abuse over with…" - Edward Elric (FMA)
"The world isn't perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent Exchange doesn't encompass everything that goes on here. But I still choose to believe in its principle: that all things do come at a price. That there's an ebb, and a flow, a cycle. That the pain we went through did have a reward and that anyone who's determined and perseveres will get something of value in return, even if it's not what they expected." —Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
"It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
“Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason…And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.” - New Moon
"No try. Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." - My best friend.
"My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious metal problems." - My other friends shirt
"I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce." - Bumper Sticker
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." - Bumper Sticker
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side." - Random website
"The world only requires two things in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape, if it dosen't move and it should, use WD-40. - My friend
"What's right is not always popular. What's popular is not always right." - Sign on the road
"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?" - My boyfriend
"When things go wrong, don't go with them." -Anonymous
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they're open." -Sir James Dewar (1842-1923)
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schulz
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." -Anonymous
"Monday is a lame way to spend one-seventh of your life." -Anonymous
"Someday my ship will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport." -Anonymous
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." -Anonymous
"Smile- it makes people wonder what you're thinking." -Anonymous
"A day without sunshine is...night." -Anonymous
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -Erica Jong
"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." -Jonathan Swift
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." -Oscar Wilde
"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -Will Rogers
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -Steven Wright
"When all think alike, no one is thinking." -Walter Lippmann
"I can not and will not cut my consience to fit this year's fashions." -Lillian Hallman
"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on." -Anonymous
FAVORITE QUOTE EVER!!:
(when asked to give his opinion on RoyEd and other Yaoi pairings) "This is just my opinion: I don't understand it. I don't like it. And I feel like it somehow... takes something away, that it degregates the original intent of the creators. Y'know? They create these incredible characters, and then people wanna twist them, pervert them into something that they're not. I don't appreciate that." -Vic Mignogna
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 98 of teenagers have gone on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001
If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you have siblings that drive yoy crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.
If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001
If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your tail off.Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001
98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile
If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you ever yelled at someone for putting one of your bishies with someone you didn't like, or disowned them for the same reason.
Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"
Put this in your profile if you ever were afraid to hug somebody of the opposite gender in fear of one of you turning into an animal.
And for the record, Yami no Bakura could so kick anyone's butt, anywhere, in any millennium.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever yawned really loud during class, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever fallen for that trick where someone pulls a chair out for you but they pull it away and you fall down, put this in your profile.
If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.
If you love Yami and/or Syrus, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think they should give the dad in the eggo, french toast commercials some eggos and the french toast dippers, put this in your profile.
If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.
If you've been in any kind of contest, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever eaten a number shaped candle, or any candle, because you thought it looked tasty, copy this to your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, EdElricFan1001
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja!
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you're normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are agianst fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Becuase they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, darnit!
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled, add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Stop 4Kids!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80 of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80 of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all
you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the
only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to
answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve
great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: R espect for self; Respect for
others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate
steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in
your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My spouse and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a
"large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said
that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I
responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is
larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by
cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be
crossing anymore."
IDIOTS SIGHTING
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg. He was a chef?
IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on
earth are blind people doing driving?!"
IDIOT SIGHTING
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the
company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all
just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself,
and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively
tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I
already got that side."
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, and they REPRODUCE !!
Add this to your profile if you have met one of these people and add ypur name to the list: EdElricFan1001,
Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool.
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl,
I did what I was told.
I went to school, I even got straight A's,
I even got the gold!
But mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said 'good-bye'.
I'm sorry mommy, I had to go,
But mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit another
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell my boyfriend Trevor that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now,
And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my friends they were wonderful,
That they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this.
Mommy, warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss,
And mommy, tell the doctors, I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest
But mommy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy, I ran as fast as I could, when I heard that crack
Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college.
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress, mommy, I wanted to live.
But mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy, I always have
I know, you know it's true,
And mommy, all I wanted to say, is, 'Mommy, I love you'.
In loving memory of the Virginia Tech students who were lost. Please, if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn't get to say 'good-bye'.
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.
The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.
When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.
She asked if they would ask the man one
question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost
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Current Stories:
Pain and Love:
After the automail surgery Ed is in pain and Winry is there to soothe him. Almost ten years later Ed returns home. But he has a surprise
or two. And who is that man with Winry?EdWin Slight Fluff.
Currently on Chapter 9. (Almost Complete).
Updated: 8/12/07
An Interesting Year:
While on a mission at school as a guard, Ed bites off a little more than he can chew. Xover with Harry Potter. SPOLIER WARNING
This one is currently on chapter 13 and is developing into a decent story (or so I hope!).
Updated: 8/03/07
Technicalities:
Has anybody noticed that, technically, Ed and Al are orphans? Here's what happens when the goverment does...
Written by Sugarpony, adopted by me.
Currently on Chapter 5.
Updated: 7/22/07
Escaping Murder:
While working as a Mechcanic in Rush Valley,Winry takes on a separate job as a waitress with her friend Maria Ross to earn some extra money.When she meets a man in the Bar & Grill her life becomes chaotic as she tries to find a way to fight for her life.
Currently on Chapter 2.
Updated: 7/27/07
War:
Ed is sent to a terriotory dispute with Drachma, only now he has been promoted and Al is gone. PostSeries, Possible EdWin. FLAMES ACCEPTED!
Currently on Chapter 2.
Updated: 8/2/07
Closer than We Thought:
Roy gives ed an unimportant mission and it ends terribly. First of a two-part series.
Complete with one chapter (sequel coming soon).
Updated: 8/5/07
I Miss You:
Winry reflects on her longtime friends after they disappear. Post Movie, EdWin hints. Songfic to 'I Miss You' by Hannah Montana.
Complete with one chapter.
Updated: 8/9/07
Link for song:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2985849544022188993&q=Hannah+Montana+Meet+Miley+Cyrus&total=534&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3
One In A Million:
Winry reflects on how much she loves Ed and if he loves her the same way. EdWin, fluff, Songfic to 'One In A Million' by Hannah Montana. (Waiting for a review on this before I update anything at all).
Complete with one chapter.
Updated: 8/15/07
Link for song:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3539927512488229349&q=One+In+A+Million+Hannah+Montana&total=665&start=0&num=100&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
Important Notes:
6/25/07
I have a link you can use to watch almost any movie, TV show, Anime, Music Video, or Sports program. It's great if you have not seen an entire series or just want to catch up. As a added bonus, it has movies like Pirates of the Carribean 3 on it already, it had that on there before the movie came out. The website is:
www.tv-links.co.uk
6/29/07
Really starting to get psyched for the upcoming release of the Harry Potter movie and the Harry Potter book! I have been all over the internet looking at fansites for the books and movies and I am still using my favorite for all of my information, I'm sure that most of you know about it but here's the site anyway:
www.mugglenet.com
Here are some updates about my fanfics:
I saw this on some other fanfics and I thought it was pretty cool so I'm going to do the same thing. I would love for anyone who reviews on any of my stories BUT TECHNICALITIES to please tell me their thoughts on what they would like me to put in the story. I think that it's a fun way to get involved and who knows, maybe the idea that you send in will be the one I need.
Story Updates
An Interesting Year
Thanks to everyone who has reviewed on "An Interesting Year". You guys are awesome! I think I have, like, 71 reviews on that. I had only hoped to get that many! On that story I am falling into a slump, but don't worry I have the next chapter written so I can get chapter 12 out soon. When I go to the beach I will be in the car for at least 3 1/2 hours so I can get some major writing done on that one.
Pain and Love
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite stories to write. So far I have not had so much writer's block as on other ones. That's all I have to say.
Technicalities
I have the fourth chapter out, YAY! Thanks to the reviewers on that one! I would really like to thank Sugarpony. She was the one who let me adopt her story. I go to her when I can't come up with an idea and she really helps me out! It's great to have someone to bounce ideas off of, so Thanks!
ONE LAST THING BEFORE I GO:
I found this really fun game on adultswim.com for Fullmetal Alchemist. It's kinda like Sudoku only you draw your own transmutation circle. It's really hard on some of the levels so here is my challenge to you:
Go to:
www.adultswim.com/show/fullmetal
and click "State Alchemy Exam". Play the game then send me the amount of time it took you on each level. Like on "Normal" it took me 1 minutes and 53 seconds, on "Hard" it took me 2 minutes and 39 seconds and on "Expert" it took me 3 minutes and 58 seconds.
PM me with your scores and I will post them on my profile in order(1st, 2nd, 3rd...) on the 30th of July at 7:00 Eastern Standad Time, whoever has the highest score will get a sneek preview of my next chapter on any story they choose. That means that there will be three winners. One for Normal, Hard, and Expert. If you can beat any of my scores and you are picked as a winner then I will give you a sneek preview of two chapters! That gives you... 31 days. Have fun!!
Contest Results:
(Winner's and times. Contest will be held again soon).
Normal:
AkitaFallow - 2 min. 36 sec.
Hard:
Mustangfan29 - 3 min. 48 sec.
Expert:
Mustangfan29 - 4 min. 36 sec.
Reasons For Slow Updates:
1.) MARCHING BAND: This (for those of you who arn't in one) is very tiring and really wears on your nerves. I'm not trying to brag when I say that our band is one of the best High School bands around and we are known WORLDWIDE for that reason. That means extra practice and no breaks. Today (July 30th 2007) was the very first day, therefore we had extra extra work because we have to get the Freshmen ready for what is to come in later months. I have practice from 10:30 UNTIL 12:30 EVERY MORNING FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, AND PRACTICE FOR FULL BAND FROM 6:30 TO 8:30 (9:00 you never end on time) EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS! I will TRY to update the best that I can, but it might get hard for me to get up more than one update a week (if I'm lucky, I might not get one up at all) for only ONE story NOT ALL OF THEM! I am very sorry for the inncovience, but I can't help it. Our whole Tuba section marched last year with broken collarbones and two people had to march with broken limbs and we still won that contest. BTW Contest are usually (rain or shine, it could be pouring buckets of cold rain and we would still march!) from 8:00 in the morning until 2:oo the next morning! So I will work as hard as I can to get out a chapter here or there but PLEASE DON'T PM ME OR REVIEW SAYING PLEASE UPDATE SOON AND BE DONE WITH IT. I WILL NOT UPDATE FOR AN EXTRA FEW DAYS IF YOU DO! That's it for my ranting on that subject.
(Go here to hear Esprit De Corps (pronunced UH-SPREE DAY CORE) which is our opener
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1987803519794274636&q=Esprit+De+Corps&total=98&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
or here for the marching version
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5319111194488433180&q=Esprit+De+Corps
It's awesome!)
2.) SCHOOL CLASSES: Are going to be extra hard for me this year because I'm taking FIVE HONORS CLASSES! That will defintely mess with my updates, but don't worry, I don't plan on dropping any of the stories!
3.) ENGLISH PROJECT: I don't know about your school, but at mine we have a summer reading project for anyone who takes honors english and our book is Siddhartha, quite possibbly the dullest book on the face of the planet and I still have four and a half journal entries to go.
4.) SOCIAL LIFE: My life DOES NOT revolve around fan fiction. I love it, but I have a life, a boyfriend, and friends that I want to be around. I WILL update whenever possible but I still want to have some time to do things that I want to do.
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