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since: 03-07-07, id: 1231886, Profile Updated: 10-05-08
Author has written 13 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Anime X-overs, and Twilight.

Hiiii~ Well, I am turning 13 on August 8th, Yes I know I am young. But People say I act like a 15 year old. But if age makes THAT much of a difference to you... Screw off.

Animes: FMA, RK, MoonPhase, Chobits, Naruto Shipuuden, Perfect girl evolution, Fruits Basket, Rozen Maiden, Ummm... I KNOW I have a lot more, but I really can't remember them ALL.

Mangas: FMA, RK, Perfect girl Evolution, Fruits Basket, Rozen maided, and I ahave read the first volume of Quan.

Y!im: puddly33363@sbcglobal.net

AIM(s): socc3rprinc3ssx2, Vmpangll, chibichococolate. I'm on Socc3rprinc3ssx2 more.

Feel free to chat!!

Name: Rose Tsuba

Gender: Female

Favorite Characters: Edo, InuYasha, Kilala, Yuki, Kyo, Seshomaru, AAAAnd... Kenshin, Chii... that's all!

Out of all the animes, I think the world I would want to live in would be... Amestris! I mean! Alchemyyyyyyy! Its awesome!


Some words of advice:

Don't eat the red sugar.

Just because it says Parsley on one container, and Rosemary/Garlic on another, doesn't mean that's what's inside.

Think twice about adding extra spices to Raman noodles.

Hair clips make great pterodactyls.

They also help in the developement of new dinosoar names such as Ptateratacus. Always pronounce the P (also pronounced with a d instead of a t)

At 3:am, anything can happen.

If you're going to try and prevent someone from running away, and the only way to do this is if you're naked, and threatening them with a chainsaw. Also, always remember to wear your shoes!

Never, and I repeat NEVER drink really bad instant coffee while watching American Psycho! I don't care if it's 2 maybe 3 in the morning. It's just not a good idea!

How come Edward has such a BIG zipper on his little jacket thingie he had when he was 12 or whatever?

How come there's like one character in almost every Anime That's short tempered, stubborn, and violent? Example: InuYasha, Edward Elric, Kyo Sohma, Ichigo Kurosaki etc.

There's also always a Momiji like character in everything! In InuYasha, there's Shippo, in Tokyo Mew Mew there's Pudding, then of course Momiji in Fruits Basket, I haven't figured out who it is in FMA yet though.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Quotes of Catseyeflashlight~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


And now for some sad things

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends it was cool

adn when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, got straight A's

I even got the gold!

But mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mommy, I had to go

But mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit another

And all because he got the gun from his brother

Mommy, please tell daddy I love him very much''

Please tell my boyfriend Trevor, It wasn't just a crush

And please tell my sister, she's the only one now

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother I will be waiting for her now

And tell my friends they were wonderful,

That they were always the best

Mommy, I am not the first, I am no better than the rest

Mommy, tell the teachers, I won't show up for class

And never forget this, please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?

No one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, I left without a kiss

And mommy, tell the doctors they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy, i am slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But please remember that I am in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fasst as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I am not going on that trip with daddy to the Zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress mommy, i wanted to live!

But mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late

Mommy tell Trevor I am sorry we had to cancel the date

I love you mommy, i always have,

I know you know it's true

all I wanted to say was... Mommy, I love you

In loving memory of the Virginia Tech students who were lost, Please if you would, pass it around, So don't smash it in the ground, Just keep them in your hearts, those who couldn't say... goodbye


If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai,watches sakura blossems fall, Two Tailz

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

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1. RaNdOmNeSS » reviews
plain old RANDOM story. Kinda obvious, dont'cha think? T cause... it's just T, ok?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 9-14-07
2. Two Tailz FMA Q & A » reviews
FMA Q & A Two Tailz style!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 8-12-07
3. 15 words » reviews
Just a little game where I capture the FMA stars and tell them 15 words and they say what the first thing that comes to mind is... sorta crappy but oh well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 8-2-07
4. Revenge reviews
Hmmm... Kikyo, Kagomes' Sister is killed, and all that she finds is a silver hair. What the heck is going on? Well, it's alot better than it sounds.... sooo.... yeah.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-08
5. Edwards Diary reviews
Have you ever wondered what Edward thought about? Well, in this crack filled fic, you can find out! NOTE: Author on crack while writing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-08
6. Cookies reviews
I invite FMA, and InuYasha and co. Over to bake cookies. Then, the doorbell keeps ringing... And more people show up. Soon, it's a mad house! And what's this? A FLYING SASUKE COOKIE?
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete
7. Returning reviews
Ok, Kagome is a fox demon, goes back to feudal era and finds InuYasha and Kikyo together. What has happened? Better than it sounds!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-07
8. The Babysitter reviews
Ed has to babysit the cast of FMA, and Me Vamp Mookie and Dissy Still awaiting a better name What terrible things will happen? Read and find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-07
9. Remembering of Importamce reviews
Ed remembers a way to get back home by something he did long ago. After the movie. Full summary inside. LOT better than it sounds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-07 - Edward E. & Winry R.
10. The sacred Chatting online » reviews
I know there are a lot of these but I wanted to make one of my own. What happens when The FMA haracters get ahold of a computer and chat?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-3-07 - Published: 8-13-07
11. The INSANE Place reviews
Anime Xover with anyone you want! Just tell us and we will bring them in here and do whatever we want. Starring Two Tailz, Vamp, Dissy, Ed, and Al!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-07
12. Rose Redone » reviews
Rose, a normal girl, alchemist really. becomes partners with Edward Elric. Will they end up falling in love? And will they uncover a dark secret of her past? Ed X Tailz I redid this, so I hope more people like it! Flames are welcomed!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 10-28-07 - Edward E.
13. To Be Two Again » reviews
Ed gets turned into a 2 year old by a creepy doll. The military finds him and Riza takes him in. Will he stay like that forever or will he be normal again? Only I can tell! RoyxRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07 - Roy M. & Riza H.
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