It's time I gave all of you an apology.

I'm not leaving this site, but all my stories are on hiatus until I can find time and inspiration for them. I'm sorry!

So for now, my profile will remain blank. My pen name has changed too; sorry about that, but I have good reasons. Just...personal ones. LittleHellion: The driver of Hell's Charter Bus.

Hope my blanket hiatus doesn't enrage anyone; I'm just living Real Life and stuff. (Trying to finish another novel, moving, testing for school, etc.)

But here: I'm going to advertise for a good friend of mine, since she actually writes here on a semi-regular basis and she's awesome. Zheyne is her pen name. Her stories are often weird (and she mainly writes for Kingdom Hearts now, though she's done some Harry Potter and she's working on a Naruto series and a couple of crossovers), and her Naruto series is the bane of her life (it's femNaru, which she's always hated; but she literally can't say no to any inspiration/ideas, or she gets artist's block; and that's something she's not willing to go through), but she's very clever and her writing is fantastic. I suggest checking out her page if you want to read something great (or laugh, because unlike me, she actually knows how to write humor!).

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1. If At First You Don't Succeed » reviews

...You fail. That's the way the system works. All Hyuuga know this...it's just the rest of the world that doesn't understand. And Hinata sama, but that's not surprising, because she's a failure too.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-25-08 - Published: 1-25-08

2. Artistic Differences » reviews

In Konoha, art is an expression of imagination. 200 years ago, another art existed. When the past threatens to repeat itself, Naruto and his friends must learn this ancient ninja art before Akatsuki finishes what they started 200 years ago.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,496 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 5-3-07

3. A Kage Is Born reviews

What happens when a little six year old boy, absolutely sure of his identity, runs into a traveler who has different ideas.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 12-18-07

4. Shtick reviews

Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Itachi are trapped...somewhere far away from anything, because of...something undisclosed at this time, and the following ensues:

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-07

5. Below the Surface » reviews

At 20, Naruto betrayed Leaf. At 22, he died. But Sakura and Shikamaru, his teammates for years, can't believe that. Surrounded by illogical, unsolvable riddles, genius is useless. 'Ninja must learn to look below the surface.You are a ninja, Sakura chan.'

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,142 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-11-07 - Published: 11-8-07

6. What Power Really Means » reviews

To be fair, Heather hadn’t known just exactly what those words would mean, and Jareth was kind of a cheater. Or was that unfair? Well, what's said is said, and now Sarah was stuck waiting for a nine year old wannabe princess to rescue her. Such a pity...

Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,632 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-11-07 - Published: 9-23-07

7. Breathing reviews

He looks into those crimson eyes, wishing he had more power, enough to come back and protect his beloved village, and he breathes his last breath, content with the knowledge that his village of kindness will be safe.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-7-07 - Published: 12-7-07

8. Circular reviews

We all break each other. That's how it's always been. A team seven oneshot.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-07

9. Team Seven reviews

A girl, a smile, and a sneer. That's what makes up a majority of 'team sevens.' My team was no different.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07

10. Cinderella reviews

She's gotten her fairytale, her ballroom, and her prince charming...but she'll never know the truth.

Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 11-18-07

11. Unpredictability reviews

In which Naruto discovers he has a bloodline limit, Sasuke mocks it, immediately gets his behind kicked, and Sakura gets a nosebleed.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 11-13-07

12. Inspirational Memory reviews

I hope that you’re happy, Sakurachan. I want you to know that I loved you, enough to let you go. I love you, and I want you to be happy forever.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-30-07

13. Hiding reviews

Everyone scolds Tsunade for her drinking habits, but she doesn't care. For Tsunade, sake isn't a drug. It's a crutch.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-30-07

14. A Dreamer's Reality » reviews

It all started with a book...again. But this time, she can't decide what is real. 'Cogito, ergo sum.' I think, therefore I am. But what about Him? Sarah doesn't know how to make the choice she needs to make. What is real? Nobody really knows.

Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-16-07

15. The Matchmaker reviews

And in the morning, the very same people who had scorned her gathered round the body which had been vacated, saw the scattered and burnt matches, and bewailed the loss of ‘the poor dear.’ We are sinners, all, creeping around beneath our pretty masks.

Complete - Fairy Tales - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-15-07

16. Orioke no Jutsu: The Unofficial Sex Goddess » reviews

They were bothered. They called in reinforcements. Those bastards didn't know what hit them. A tale of two secret identities, shattered pride, and true love. ...Or maybe just an authoress on crack. Happy birthday, Naruto!

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 10-10-07

17. Always reviews

Side story for What Power Really Means. Different faces, same girl, same stories...but this time, there's a different ending. JarethxSarah.

Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-07

18. Because You Love Him reviews

I'm sorry, Sarah. Please, please don't hate me. Fourth and final installment in my precursor series.

Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-07

19. Because You Love Her reviews

I can't tell her, I'm just her brother. That's YOUR responsibility. Third installment in my precursor series.

Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 9-30-07

20. Because I Love You reviews

You never asked...but my answer wouldn't have fit into your world, would it? Second installment in my precursor series.

Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07

21. Because I Love Him reviews

You have no idea how hard it was to give you up. But I know I did the right thing. In the end, I chose him...because I love him.

Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07

22. The Importance of Being Evil reviews

The Kyuubi no Kitsune, King of Demons, is a great King, thank you very much. She is political, diplomatic, evil...wait, did you say 'she' The REAL story of the fox demon. And yes, this IS pure crack. Rated for language.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-21-07

23. Genjutsu reviews

There has been a lot of speculation about the relationship between Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto. So far, no one has gotten it right.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-07

24. Worth It reviews

It was never supposed to end up like this...but the perks are definitely worth it.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-07

25. Only In Sunlight » reviews

Out of everyone that Naruto has inspired, there is one person who will watch him, and love him, simply for being everyone's sunlight. After all, only in sunlight can a shadow be cast. A romance develops between Shikamaru and Naruto, his sunlight.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,682 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 7-30-07 - Published: 7-18-07

26. Shinobinaku reviews

Shinobinaku, to shed silent tears. A study of Shikamaru in the shape of a love story. Use your imagination as to who's speaking...could be Ino or Temari.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07

27. FIRE reviews

SHORT oneshot, sort of poetic...about Naruto and Gaara, and though I find it a bit romantic, take it however you want. It's open to interpretation. Red and yellow flames...

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-07 - Published: 5-5-07

28. Solfeggietto reviews

At first, I thought it was she didn't like blondes...it wasn't my hair she didn't like. It was just me. I barely had time to feel pleased before anger set in when Sakura told me that her one true love had left her for... OFFICIALLY DISCLAIMED.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-29-07